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Noobanon

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Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
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#90 - No. 09/23/2015 on deadbeat mom 0
#72 - Why does he hit it TWICE? I don't know why, but once or three …  [+] (1 reply) 09/23/2015 on Acrylic water pipe +14
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#82 - randomwanker (09/23/2015) [-]
He's hitting an expensive ass phone with a hammer, I think his strong suit isn't logic
#1701 - But, but.  [+] (2 replies) 09/14/2015 on FJ's roasts 0
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#2001 - thegreentornado (09/14/2015) [-]
DON'T YOU SASS YOUR SURPERIOS, SOLDIER! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!
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#2004 - thegreentornado (09/14/2015) [-]
Superios*
#1695 - Bring it.  [+] (12 replies) 09/14/2015 on FJ's roasts +2
#2308 - trollmobile (09/15/2015) [-]
you look like you were placed in the "logistics" part of the army.
#2142 - anon (09/14/2015) [-]
i bet they told thim to do a interrogation with the mac..."Sir, he din do nuffin"
#2076 - bakagaijin (09/14/2015) [-]
I didn't know that those pants come in women sizes
#2078 - Noobanon (09/14/2015) [-]
This was the best so far.
#2074 - bakagaijin (09/14/2015) [-]
So how many Boy Scout badges do you have so far?
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#1776 - tsoper (09/14/2015) [-]
>mac

that should be enough to have your ego destroyed
#1751 - anon (09/14/2015) [-]
Don't fuck with Private Pyle, he'll go ape shit crazy.
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#1708 - jalthelas (09/14/2015) [-]
So I guess the Finnish Defence Forces don't discriminate against mental handicaps.
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#1696 - saltyfries (09/14/2015) [-]
SOLDIER! GET BACK TO BED NOW!
#1701 - Noobanon (09/14/2015) [-]
But, but.
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#2001 - thegreentornado (09/14/2015) [-]
DON'T YOU SASS YOUR SURPERIOS, SOLDIER! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!
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#2004 - thegreentornado (09/14/2015) [-]
Superios*
#4 - Its Finnish folklore that the devil would be terrified of a vagina.  [+] (12 replies) 09/12/2015 on Infection +79
#42 - gojoe (09/13/2015) [-]
All I'm getting from this is I need some fake horns, a ticket to Finland and a map of Finlands Churches.
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#37 - biscuitsunited (09/13/2015) [-]
I didnt know the devil had caught the gay
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#26 - europe (09/13/2015) [-]
What.
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#23 - pukki (09/13/2015) [-]
Where do they say that? I haven't something like that ever.
#34 - anon (09/13/2015) [-]
It's there in the mythology. It was also common for women to flash their vaginas to people they despised. Lovely.
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#40 - defski (09/13/2015) [-]
Sources, pls. Wikipedia, an article, anything.
#58 - anon (09/13/2015) [-]
Also, if some Finnish-speakers here want more perverted old folklore to read, here is some: www.elore.fi/arkisto/1_97/vant197.html
#56 - anon (09/13/2015) [-]
Can't find anything in English. Martti Haavio ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martti_Haavio ) wrote a book about Finnish mythology in 1967, in which he sums up that vaginas were believed to be a portal between our reality and a supernatural reality (a hell if you will) and that they had magical powers. If an evil being came by, it could be banished by a woman showing it her vagina.

Vittu ("cunt") has originally meant a vagina of a woman who has given birth at least once. Vitun voima ("the power of the cunt") could also be used to curse other people.
#63 - anon (09/13/2015) [-]
Never have I heard of this but oh boy will I find use for this information

Vai että vitun voima..
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#5 - aizeinstein (09/12/2015) [-]
I didn't know the devil was a FJer.
#49 - anon (09/13/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**youd think it be obious by now
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#33 - captainprincess (09/13/2015) [-]
Well you do see a fair bit of stuff reposted from kuvaton so...