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Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:12/24/2014
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#35 - YEEEAAAH!! 06/03/2014 on no one will care 0
#8 - You shouldn't dickscriminate. 06/02/2014 on Never watched it but it... +2
#49 - Das ist mir Wurst. 05/27/2014 on English grandma 0
#48 - Thats basically how you say it in finnish. Not grammatically c… 05/27/2014 on English grandma 0
#87 - Picture 05/19/2014 on (untitled) +4
#86 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2014 on (untitled) +10
User avatar #107 - fishandkids (05/19/2014) [-]
I don't get it. Most people in Norway are white.
User avatar #112 - tonkkax (05/19/2014) [-]
lots of immigrants
User avatar #114 - fishandkids (05/19/2014) [-]
Norway is one of the hardest countries to get into as an immigrant.
User avatar #115 - tonkkax (05/19/2014) [-]
right after Sweden
User avatar #116 - fishandkids (05/19/2014) [-]
I don't know about Sweden, but if you come to Norway you will notice that there are a massive amount of white people compared to Asians and Africans.
#68 - Picture 04/19/2014 on Confession Bear +1
#51 - Saw it on FJ 03/05/2014 on justaputinthing 0
#6 - Gtfo anon  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on Noobanon's profile 0
#7 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
Why
#41 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 03/05/2014 on justaputinthing +56
User avatar #136 - enkmaster (03/05/2014) [-]
"Remember kids, its only Imperialism if the US does it!"
User avatar #106 - Sethorein (03/05/2014) [-]
Israel... the scythe of the US? I know the internet hates Israel, but be accurate in your propaganda. Israel should be using the States as a scythe...
User avatar #119 - icefried (03/05/2014) [-]
The scythe probably represents the percieved oppression of jews as an excuse to invade.
User avatar #153 - Sethorein (03/05/2014) [-]
There are Jews in Ukraine.... or Syria... or Libya... or Iraq... or Serbia?
User avatar #155 - icefried (03/05/2014) [-]
No idea why then.
The US is using israel to kill people? That doesn't make much sense..
User avatar #156 - Sethorein (03/05/2014) [-]
Probably just a lazy propagandist. "eh.... We'll use some death imagery.... Smatter some US here.... Oh and we can't forget the Jews mmmmmmm perfect!"
User avatar #98 - voltkills (03/05/2014) [-]
>Syria
yea, im sure those thousands of US troops that went to Syria killed loads of people, or perhaps its all the drone strikes in Syria.. oh wait.
#43 - sonofthedeepsouth (03/05/2014) [-]
Shots fired,shots fired!
#115 - ztron (03/05/2014) [-]
For that extra touch
#62 - dross (03/05/2014) [-]
All units please respond....
#40 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 03/05/2014 on justaputinthing +22
User avatar #134 - serotonin (03/05/2014) [-]
and then Russia and Poland just split Ukraine like Germans and Soviet did to Poland in ww2
#142 - xxmemosxx (03/05/2014) [-]
And the Americans and Russians did to Germany after WW2
#53 - clinomania (03/05/2014) [-]
#50 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
Source?
#54 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
really just fucking google nuke you twat
#51 - Noobanon (03/05/2014) [-]
Saw it on FJ
#39 - Picture 03/05/2014 on justaputinthing +5
#38 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on justaputinthing +37
User avatar #133 - tostito (03/05/2014) [-]
thats creepy
#88 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2014 on Comparison Jelly +7
#103 - mrspookygunship (03/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #125 - agreatusername (03/05/2014) [-]
This picture amuses me to no end...
#52 - [Meem] 02/28/2014 on they know +69
#144 - I see what you did there. 02/23/2014 on GTFO +1
#111 - German panzer commander. Yaiks! 02/22/2014 on that time again 0
#147 - Comment deleted 02/21/2014 on Did they just blow up a tank? 0
#69 - Third. 02/16/2014 on Spoopiness level: high +3
#68 - The troops fighting Finns were mostly Ukrainian, so basically … 02/16/2014 on Spoopiness level: high +1
#34 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 02/09/2014 on President of Finland +19
#35 - anonymous (02/09/2014) [-]
Because no one wants to migrate to such a shitty country
User avatar #36 - tkfourtwoone (02/09/2014) [-]
No, it's because some people aren't too willing to start learning a fucking impossible language!
User avatar #47 - doughboyfreshcak (02/09/2014) [-]
i don't quite understand this, could you explain my good sir?
User avatar #53 - tkfourtwoone (02/09/2014) [-]
Dutch, Danish, Swedish & Norwegian have a rather common lingual background, making them somewhat similar to each other (and a bit similar to German/Gotic origin languages, like English), which also makes them somewhat easier to learn (i.e.: daughter/dotter/tochter, in English/Swedish/German, respectively).

Finnish, however, has NOTHING in common with these languages, since it's Finno-Hungric, making it closer to Hungarian than anything else.

For instance, after a quick search, here are lyrics from the Finnish anthem:
" Oi maamme, Suomi, synnyinmaa,/ soi, sana kultainen!/ Ei laaksoa, ei kukkulaa, /ei vettä, rantaa rakkaampaa/ kuin kotimaa tää pohjoinen,/ maa kallis isien."

Notice the distinct doubling of vocals & consonants; words like "vuipuu" (just made it up, not sure if it actually exists) are typically Finnish.

Thus, making it easily recognizable, but a pain in the motherfucking ass to actually learn it, since you have no easily-relatable language.
#79 - newdevyx (02/09/2014) [-]
Actually, Hungarian doesn't belong to the same language family as Finnish, but these are the Fenno-Ugric Languages and where people speak them. Although most of those communities that speak them are smaller than the population of Finland and/or Estonia.
User avatar #73 - sairajayn (02/09/2014) [-]
Looks and sound so beautiful though, If I knew where a good source was. I'd learn it.
#54 - peikkonaama (02/09/2014) [-]
Prime example of why finnish is hard.
User avatar #86 - liuur (02/12/2014) [-]
It took my five minutes but I finally get it! I'm going back to French now.
User avatar #55 - tkfourtwoone (02/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, that quadruple meaning of words (onomatopoeia/homonym words?) you guys have?

Yeah, fuck that! Fuck that and fuck it hard! Wish I had a huge bucket of spiders to throw at it!
User avatar #48 - peikkonaama (02/09/2014) [-]
Finnish is quite a hard language, with no connections to most languages.
#381 - Picture 01/02/2014 on Mah heart be getting dum feels 0
#170 - "european socialist commie freedom-hating liberalism.&quo…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2013 on Step it up -5
User avatar #178 - sanguinesolitude (12/22/2013) [-]
it was a joke...
#432 - List of countries by firearm-related death rate per 100,000 po…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2013 on just sayin -1
User avatar #437 - roliga (12/16/2013) [-]
Our "firearm" related deaths are polled differently than yours. In our countries firearm related deaths are all grouped together. Meaning that we on average have 8,000 gun deaths a year, that 8,000 includes police shooting criminals, suicide, accidental death, civilians protecting themselves, and then actual murders. The actual murders number lands around 3,000 a year, we also have 360,000,000 people. Only 3,000 out of 360,000,000 people is pretty good. Your country is infinitely smaller than ours and with less people so of course there's less gun death, there's less people.
#426 - Read the statistics bro. You can close your eyes on the faults…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2013 on just sayin -1
User avatar #428 - roliga (12/16/2013) [-]
Then read our statistic, more people use guns to save their own lives legally from an attacker in America than people are killed illegally with a gun.
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#5 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
Yo,if you give up can i haz your account?
#6 to #5 - Noobanon (03/05/2014) [-]
Gtfo anon
#7 to #6 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
Why
User avatar #1 - GabeAsher (05/08/2013) [-]
Hey, I was just wondering, if you don't play items anymore, could I have yours?
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
#2 to #1 - Noobanon (05/08/2013) [-]
Dude sure, how can i give them?
User avatar #3 to #2 - GabeAsher (05/08/2013) [-]
I'll send a trade request, you'll get a notification, click on go to items interface, go to the tab that says requests received, click on my request and then do the captcha and accept :D

Thank you by the way :)
#4 to #3 - Noobanon (05/09/2013) [-]
Yeah dude, no problem. Have fun!
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