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User avatar #76 - blueeyeswhitevenom (07/16/2012) [-]
What is it with people who don't smoke these days? They are just as bad as those religious fanatics. You're going to hell because you smoke and I am so much better then you because I don't.
If you enjoy your cigs, then smoke...
I agree with your statement: it's not about how long you live, it's about the quality of your life...
User avatar #103 - lilmoka (07/16/2012) [-]
I dont smoke because of religion but because i have severe asthma and pefer not to get lung cancer or lung disease like my mother has...
User avatar #107 - blueeyeswhitevenom (07/16/2012) [-]
I'm not saying you should smoke. Again, if you choose not to smoke: good for you.
Whatever the reason.
I'm just saying i hate when non-smokers bitch about smokers.
I respect your choice and i'm happy for you.
Just saying people should respect my choice too and not try to push there ideals on me.
User avatar #164 - therizinosaurus (07/16/2012) [-]
Well I dont have anything against smoking, but could you care to tell my why you started smoking? Im a non smoker by the way.
User avatar #178 - blueeyeswhitevenom (07/16/2012) [-]
i don't know. everyone did so i guess i followed. stupid i know.
I just don't get why people are so obsessed with secondhand smoking.
i wish that was my big problem. to bad i have real problems.
If secondhand smoke is your big problem in the world then you're one lucky guy that you don't have real problmes. that's how i see it...
Pedophiles, rapists, murderers, politicians stealing the working man's money that's all okay. But smokers? better keep an eye on them.
But to your question i don't really have regrets that i smoke. i enjoy it, it relieves stress, it doesn't have a downside on short therm. you don't get intoxicated or agressive wich you do with alcohol, but no1 has a problem with that. 100000 accidents with fatal injuries caused by drunk drivers, but no, smoking is bad mmmmkay.
User avatar #115 - HeartOfTheDL (07/16/2012) [-]
I'm in means saying you are one of these smokers but one of the reasons I don't like smokers is the fact that some can be inconsiderate to those who don't smoke.

This being blowing smoke in my face. intentionally or unintentionally, it suck having to smell and breath second hand smoke. I know there are factors that smokers can't control but some smokers have to consider that people around them don't like smoke blown into their face in a crowded area.

tldr; try not to smoke in a crowded area.
User avatar #121 - blueeyeswhitevenom (07/16/2012) [-]
and only smokers can be inconsiderate?
my last girlfriend cheated on me, therefor ALL women are bad.
you don't like smoke in your face, wich i understand. I don't like it when people do that either even tough i smoke myself. i don't think there is a correct solution here. You say: i don't like smoke, so people shouldn't smoke in public. I say: you don't like smoke, stay away from places where they smoke. if you don't like getting wet, do you stay away from swimmingpools or do you ban all swimmingpools? Now i know my solution is not correct. but neither is yours. mine is inconsiderate towards non-smokers, just like yours is inconsiderate to smokers.
User avatar #135 - HeartOfTheDL (07/16/2012) [-]
Calm down a second, I don't believe I said all smokers were inconsiderate and neither did i say you can't smoke in public. What I said was that in a crowed area where one can't just walk away then it's not the most opportune time to light one.

Yes there are a lot of inconsiderate people in the world. I can name a few pet peeves that the stupid do to make me want to slap them. I don't know what got your panties all bunched up but I never directed my dislike towards just you and at all the smokers. I was just staying on topic and not listing all the peeves that other people do that is a detriment to society.

I've had smokers blow their smoke towards the crowd without considering others. Which is what I don't like about those select few.


Another tldr; Calm your tits I wasn't blaming the world's problem on you and all of the smokers.
User avatar #140 - blueeyeswhitevenom (07/16/2012) [-]
and off couse i asked the question: Why should i leave a crowded place to smoke, when you are the one who has a problem with it?
If you don't like nudity, don't go to a stripclub. You don't like football? don't go and watch the game. Don't like smoke? don't go to places where they smoke.
User avatar #156 - HeartOfTheDL (07/16/2012) [-]
I am beginning to think you are the one that wants to start something. You are being way too offensive with what I've said. I never said leave but wait till the crowd thins out. Or in some cases when there are construction going on on the walk ways and it becomes a file of people walking through, wait till there is more room so the people walking behind you don't have to breath the second hand smoke.
Is that so inconsiderate of me to ask? When one can't avoid the smoker's smoke that the smoker considers others might not want to breath their smoke.
I must be such a horrible person to want something like that.
Oh how cruel of me to want them to wait for an opening so the people that don't like smoke can move out of the way or chose a different path.
I'm such a monster.
I can now never live myself!
User avatar #160 - blueeyeswhitevenom (07/16/2012) [-]
yeah, sure. is it that hard to understand? I FF-ING AGREE.
I'm just saying that non-smokers should be considerate of smokers to and let them smoke in stead of trying to force their ideals on everyone.
I don't know how to say it any differently so you can understand.
i could fucking say I LOVE YOU and you would feel insulted
User avatar #167 - HeartOfTheDL (07/16/2012) [-]
I'm not insulted at all. I bit frustrated that it's taken this long to communicate our meaning and both you and I misinterpreting each other.


Overall here's what we've got.

"Bitchs ain't shit but hoes and tricks." - Notch, 1895, Russia.
User avatar #170 - blueeyeswhitevenom (07/16/2012) [-]
agreed
User avatar #139 - blueeyeswhitevenom (07/16/2012) [-]
euhm... exactly when was i not calm?
You trying to start a shitstorm or something?
all i said was there is yet to be found a solution that is considerate towards both smokers and non-smokers and that i understand you not liking smoke in your face.
How vicious of me...
I apoligize.
User avatar #151 - HeartOfTheDL (07/16/2012) [-]
Let me quote.

"and only smokers can be inconsiderate?
my last girlfriend cheated on me, therefor ALL women are bad. "

Sounds to me like a bit of an attack. Not a vicious one but some jimmy rustled. Your comment to me seemed upset and a bit offensive so I said to calm down. Unless you read the tldr then it's your own fault for the misinterpretation of my whole comment.
Furthermore you stated that since I did not like smoke in my face then I should avoid it and public places.

"You say: i don't like smoke, so people shouldn't smoke in public. I say: you don't like smoke, stay away from places where they smoke. if you don't like getting wet, do you stay away from swimmingpools or do you ban all swimmingpools? Now i know my solution is not correct. but neither is yours. mine is inconsiderate towards non-smokers, just like yours is inconsiderate to smokers."

My previous comment was to clarify the situation in which I can't avoid the smoke but the smoker insists on blowing it. And to avoid smoking areas would mean I should not go out at all. I'm not sure where you live but in the city outside smoking is allowed. Telling me to not go to areas where smoking is allowed is not an option. Again it seemed that you were a bit pansy about this.

You said your solution wasn't correct however you based your argument on the assumption that I said you shouldn't smoke at all, which is not what I said or implied. All I said was that sometimes it's not the right time to light a cig and then nonchalantly blow it in someone's direction. I never said don't ever smoke ever in public, ever. Nor did I say I want to ban smoking in public places. You seemed to have taken what I've said out of context and then put your own misinterpreted spin on it.

I'm not trying to start anything. I'm not even trying to insult you in any form or manner. You on the other hand to me at least seem a bit annoyed. Not pissed or mad just a little ticked at what I had said.

tldr; read my comment.
User avatar #157 - blueeyeswhitevenom (07/16/2012) [-]
that's what i said. My solution is NOT right. but neither is yours. If i want to smoke, then i will smoke. if you don't like it, why should i go smoke somewhere else?
you are the one with the problem, not me. if i go somewhere where people's behavior doesn't appeal to me, i leave. that's all i have to say about the smoking.
Now about the "attack"
Are you my last girlfriend? then yes, it is offensive towards you. but you're not.
second: You having to stay at home to avoid smoke, is wrong ( i agree)
Me having to stay home, because you don't like smoke is correct?
I for one will smoke where ever i want. i will however not blow it in any-ones face on purpose. and yes, i am a bit annoyed that everyone is so obsessed with secondhand smoke, when there are actually real problems in the world.
And yes, i believe that i can live my life how i want it. you don't like what i do, don't come near me, problem solved.
User avatar #163 - HeartOfTheDL (07/16/2012) [-]
Again you misunderstood what I said. I'm coming from the perspective of being in the city and when there is a large crowd where the person (non-smoker) CAN'T move out of the way. You've been reading my comments as if I want you not to smoke at all and I am not telling you not to at all. And I never said it was a solution just a suggestion that in a high trafficked and congested walkway that isn't avoidable isn't always the best time to smoke. I for one if I don't like the smoke I walk to the side, walk ahead or slow down.

However when I can't cause I am stuck in a crowd and have no manoeuvrability at all then there I hope that smokers don't decide it's the opportune time to light a cig and start blowing the smoke. I do tend to avoid crowds but it's not possible to always do so in the city.
User avatar #168 - blueeyeswhitevenom (07/16/2012) [-]
and i agree. Again...
But just like it's impossible for you to always avoid smokers, it's impossible for me to always avoid non-smokers. and now i'm done with this...
User avatar #171 - HeartOfTheDL (07/16/2012) [-]
I concur.
User avatar #109 - lilmoka (07/16/2012) [-]
I wish my mom would realize that it is bad and she tells me everyday"its making me healthier" and i sit there like "oh you dumb bitch" but i don't mind people who smoke really. All of my friends do and i just sit like a loner lol
#129 - fuckedbyapony (07/16/2012) [-]
Your mum thinks smoking is healthy?
User avatar #86 - mourningspawn (07/16/2012) [-]
I feel like, I'd rather not live a life addicted to cigarettes. I don't think anyone does
User avatar #92 - blueeyeswhitevenom (07/16/2012) [-]
BTW have you lived a life smoking cigs? No?
Then how do you know it's not what you want?
I lived with cigs and without them. I know what I'm talking about.
User avatar #95 - mourningspawn (07/16/2012) [-]
No. I live a life with a father who does. I'm not putting myself in that same position. Leet me ask you this, have you ever had your dick ripped off? How do you know its what you dont/ do want if you haven't tried it. (assuming you have a dick/ you stil have one)
User avatar #96 - blueeyeswhitevenom (07/16/2012) [-]
Ripping your dick of/smoking a cig.
Yeah, same thing.
You're acting like we are talking about heroine. Man you are one ignorrant SOB
User avatar #97 - mourningspawn (07/16/2012) [-]
But, you never answered me. okay, who cares, you obviously object to it, as i do with smoking. It's not something particularly healthy and not something i want to get into anyway. I'm not telling you not to, I'm sure you've had enough of that. I don't smoke, I dont think I'm better than you because you do and I don't. I Just said I don't know why anyone would want to have to stop and pull out a cigarette instead of doing something fun. I'm not ignorant, you just object my opinion. That's all good, but if all the argument you're going to give back to me (someone I bet you think you are so superior to) is sarcasm and personal attacks, I'm done.
User avatar #99 - blueeyeswhitevenom (07/16/2012) [-]
That is actually something i can agree with.
All i'm saying is people should let people be.
I don't go around telling people they have to smoke and that they are wrong if they don't.
I'm just saying non-smokers should leave us alone with their bullshit.
We know it's not healthy, but it's our choice and our choice alone.
and btw it is possible to smoke and do fun things at the same time.
And i don't smoke 24/7...
And to answer your complete non-attacking and friendly question: yes i do still have my dick and if you suck it you will get lungcancer, the devil will own your soul and 1000 children will get aids. All because i smoke...
User avatar #102 - mourningspawn (07/16/2012) [-]
I lol'd
User avatar #104 - blueeyeswhitevenom (07/16/2012) [-]
Good, i'm sorry. i'm just sick of people and governments shitting about smoking when there are things going on that are actually worth discussing.
It's nothing more than a witchhunt. Blame the smokers for everything, problem solved.
In my country there is a new law that says you can't rent a house if you smoke.
and things are getting worse. meanwhile, my country (Belgium) is pedophile-city.
And i'm talking about fucking 4 and 5 yearolds, not hot, sexy 16 or 17 yearolds. But you never hear the government doing something about that. NO, smokers are the problem. So yeah, I tend to overreact when someone bitches about smoking. and i'm sorry, but i'm sick of it.
User avatar #105 - mourningspawn (07/16/2012) [-]
The fuck? That's complete bullshit, I'm sorry
User avatar #113 - blueeyeswhitevenom (07/16/2012) [-]
yeah, one of the richest countries in europe, but not a fun place to live.
User avatar #90 - blueeyeswhitevenom (07/16/2012) [-]
have you asked EVERYONE?
I'd rather live my life addicted to cigs (wich I do) and enjoy.
in stead of acting all high and mighty when someone does something I don't.
You don't want to smoke? good for you.
But don't go around pushing your opinion on other people who do want to smoke.
Leave us alone.
User avatar #94 - mourningspawn (07/16/2012) [-]
I'd like to adress a few things so you don't get confused again:

1. No, of course i haven't asked everyone, I said "I don't think". It's right up there, look.
2. you would really live your life smelling like cigarettes, risk for health problems, and having to stop and smoke? If it's not a burden on you it is PROBABLY on others. I resect your opinion as it is your life and im not here to say no, you feel diferent, but please enlighten me as to why you'd rather be addicted. im curious
3. Dude I just got here, I never pushed my opinion on anyone, I never asked them or told them to stop or was aggressive in any way. I said "I feel like" and "I don't think" at the beginning of both my sentences that were just so offending to you
and 4. this is a very public thread, I don't HAVE to leave this thread alone,
User avatar #60 - iHAXnoobs (07/16/2012) [-]
That;s sound logic "I'll die anyway so I may as well die sooner."
User avatar #61 - NonCholo (07/16/2012) [-]
life is the longest thing we will do(lol right) and personally i dont wanna grow old and weak knowing i cant do what i can do now. ide like to die old but with energy aka mid 55's not late 50's, im going out like Hunter S. Thompson
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You made me waste 5 minutes to make this picture.
User avatar #48 - zarcos (05/12/2012) [-]
why would you post this on a bendingtime post? I am assuming that you are trolling but it just seems silly to me because all that will happen is that you get red thumbs and eventually you will get a comment captcha, which sucks.
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