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|#18 - Yes... Because "the living DEAD" Give off body heat... [+] (21 new replies)||05/06/2013 on Zombie riot .||+58|
#21 - N. Korean citizen (05/06/2013) [-]
Zombie like virus. Too fast for "real" zombies.
#23 - azaman (05/06/2013) [-]
Actually, the idea of zombies is quite plausible. There is a parasite that gets into a rats brain and causes it to run straight for cats. This parasite basically completely overtakes the rats brain to control its movements. All that needs to happen is for this parasite to evolve into a form that can infect humans, and make them revert into a primal, cannibalistic stage then hey presto, zombies. but that could take millions of years, so we cool.
#97 - CaptainWaffles (05/07/2013) [-]
It does infect humans. In fact, 1 in 3 people is infected with it and they don't know it. It's called Toxoplasmosis. Though the affect on people is a slight increase in grumpiness because it attaches in the brain. But this is incorrect that it "controls" rats to run for cats. Rather it tricks the rats brain into being attracted to the scent of cats and turns off the fear of cats.
#120 - instalation (05/07/2013) [-]
They don't bother humans because they know we'll beat/shoot/ resist the shit out of them. Zombies from what I know only seem to go after humans, and relatively medium sized animals. Sure a bird pecking at it might not hurt it outright, but the zombie is never going to heal from any pain.
#29 - azaman (05/06/2013) [-]
Its about some shitty virus that affects everybody (based in London) and it causes everybody to go totally ape shit, its spread by infected blood being put into the body via eyes,nose, mouth, anywhere. Its actually good, it has Christopher eccelson (or however you spell it)
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#7 - joemand (09/13/2012) [-]
Between 1530 and 1850 North Africans kidnapped over 1 million white Europeans and forced them into slavery. Oh wait, we don't talk about that now do we? And why might that be? Maybe because it was done in a time that NO ONE TODAY COULD HAVE STOPPED BECAUSE NONE OF US EXISTED.
Sure did slavery happen, yes. In fact every race has been enslaved or targeted by another throughout the history of man. Even right now such barbaric acts continue in other countries. However, does that mean we should just throw our hands up and give up? Does that mean all the progress and fighting for the freedom of each individual should be expunged?
No, now it is time to move forward. Now is the time to let the mistakes that the past generations have made, stay in the past.
Get over yourself.