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Date Signed Up:7/22/2009
Last Login:9/18/2014
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#16 - WRONG YUGI >  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2014 on some post +2
User avatar #34 - psychoticcaleb (01/08/2014) [-]
Nigga his name is Yami.They are two different people.
User avatar #47 - capnfappy (01/08/2014) [-]
'Yami' (闇) is the Japanese word for dark or darkness. This effectively means that this Yugi's name is 'Dark Yugi'.
User avatar #35 - Ninotori (01/08/2014) [-]
I know. He is frequently depicted using Yugi's name before he discovers his own, and Yami isn't even his name.

I'm expressing my frustration that she's with the one that isn't even interested in her.
#19 - spartanapex (01/08/2014) [-]
Tea likes both tho. so technically....this is right (in her perspective) lol
User avatar #29 - thathorse (01/08/2014) [-]
So if she fucks the pharaoh would that be cheating?
#127 - I gotta tell you this hits me. People think I'm nuts that I ha… 12/19/2013 on Reality +2
#117 - You know what I asked for for christmas this year? To have my … 12/19/2013 on The little shit +1
#17 - Picture 12/09/2013 on no punchline in title +5
#6 - And make a whole bunch of completely innocent people who alrea…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2013 on for shits and giggles +23
#90 - anonymous (11/29/2013) [-]
I agree, poor postal carriers with already heavy burdens to carry now have to carry around some faggots potatoes? hurting the delivery man isn't going to accomplish anything fuckwits
#9 - thebaseballexpert (11/28/2013) [-]
FedEx and UPS dont handle ANYTHING with more care than USPS

this is coming from a whole bunch of people that work for those companies and post their stories on Reddit/4chan
#38 - Yeah in the video they have this car smash into the back of hi… 11/12/2013 on The "Invisible" Helmet 0
#7 - Yeah that's great. Still doesn't protect you're *******…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2013 on The "Invisible" Helmet 0
#10 - dolmandabean (11/12/2013) [-]
a normal helmet doesnt protect your spine though?
User avatar #38 - Ninotori (11/12/2013) [-]
Yeah in the video they have this car smash into the back of him to demonstrate the protective power of this helmet, which is stupid, because while this helmet protects his head just as well as a regular one, it doesn't make his spine any safer, so this is a really really stupid way to demonstrate it's safety. This guy would probably have a broken spine, probably not severe, but broken. Helmets are really more helpful for ground impact, when you roll off the car .
User avatar #11 - RandomAnonGuy (11/12/2013) [-]
Still doesn't protect your spine. I think he's implying that they should.
#36 - tldr 10/27/2013 on Best Way To Correct Someone 0
#129 - Red so I only ever need to pay for catastrophe insurance . … 10/27/2013 on Pick your posion 0
#38 - Why the **** do we need all these ******* … 10/25/2013 on Effect of Feminism 36 +1
#25 - Problem is that you can't really volunteer to be a nurse aide … 10/25/2013 on Actual Advice Mallard 0
#12 - NO. NO. It SCRAPES the sky. SCRAPES.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Cutting the sky +74
#46 - steppenwolfvg (10/25/2013) [-]
SKY-CUTTER
User avatar #41 - commontroll (10/25/2013) [-]
No, it PIERCES THE HEAVENS!
#97 - virtigo (10/25/2013) [-]
You're damn right it does.
#25 - damianblu (10/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 - chittywok (10/25/2013) [-]
does it lick?
#118 - I choose to believe in God. And I don't really want or need pr… 10/25/2013 on my belief 0
#140 - Pffft. This plus the soldier that supposedly spared him? …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on Goddamn it Johann +6
#148 - gantafox (10/22/2013) [-]
god face every time hitler got rescued
#745 - I apreciate the help. Unfortunately my problems don't go away … 10/08/2013 on Some people just don't get... 0
#415 - I have the opposite problem. I'm not clinically depressed but …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2013 on Some people just don't get... 0
User avatar #727 - legayunicorn (10/08/2013) [-]
Well problems that make you constantly sad need to be taken care of as fast as possible,

These people will make you happy. They are usually super nice (There is an occasional troll)

Helplines (Not just suicide, tons of stuff)
User avatar #745 - Ninotori (10/08/2013) [-]
I apreciate the help. Unfortunately my problems don't go away that easily. They are mostly related to living situation, family, and economy. I'm trying things though.
#188 - What I find interesting is that supposedly the Air Nomads had … 09/30/2013 on WHY HAVE I NOT THOUGH ABOUT... +1
#124 - Store brand mac n cheese...I might have at least bought Kraft 09/27/2013 on what would it be? 0
#12 - Is that an obese Ferrari?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2013 on comp = pics 0
#20 - nyxservant (09/27/2013) [-]
I think it has cancer
#16 - kiaserzerg (09/27/2013) [-]
american style ferrari.
#15 - nivalys (09/27/2013) [-]
porsche : )
#97378 - I wasn't seeking advice. I was actually just looking for someo… 09/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#97360 - Despite this being precisely what you said I shouldnt do, here…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #97365 - annadewitt (09/27/2013) [-]
thanks for trying to prove yourself to some stranger on the internet. I said you should shut up and deal with it and I stand firm by that. you think shit gets better for you by bitching and moping to random people on the internet, well it doesn't. you keep working and you hope to god that it gets better because if it doesn't, then that is it for you. im in that position myself, but what makes me better than you is that I don't seek advice from 12 year olds on a site called `funnyjunk`.
User avatar #97378 - Ninotori (09/27/2013) [-]
I wasn't seeking advice. I was actually just looking for someone to talk to, but fine. You guys want to be assholes, then be assholes.
#97349 - Hm. You don't know me very well. Obviously one comment doesn't…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#97358 - annadewitt (09/27/2013) [-]
if you are on funnyjunk, complaining about your life, not doing anything about it... im pretty sure that shows your character pretty well.
User avatar #97360 - Ninotori (09/27/2013) [-]
Despite this being precisely what you said I shouldnt do, heres me doing something about it:

Going to school getting my RN and CNA
Working non stop for a year at a job I hate so I don't look like a job hopper
Improving my drawing and painting skills and making efforts to sell work
Picked up swimming three times a week
Requiring myself to make at least 1 trip outside my neighborhood for fun EVERY week
Taking hour long bike rides twice a week
Taking control of my diet and eating more healthy choices
Paying for everything I do except for my home out of my own pocket. Including college
Visiting my mother and sister every week to get human contact
Seeking out employment opportunities as a nurse aide, a nanny, or really anything at this point
Picking up healthy habits like brushing my teeth and not biting my nails

These are only a few and probably a week few at that, but I don't just sit on my ass and mope around all week. I get up every morning and I start my day and I work through it until bed again. I look for moments to cheer myself up, I try to find the good in my family, and I bite my tongue through work all day to find a little happy.

I cry out like this online when I'm overwhelmed and my fucked up bias filled family is unsafe to talk Don't accuse me of doing nothing to make my life better. Unfortunately life changes take a lot more time than the movies like to trick you into thinking. As much as I might like to hop in a car and drive away, or pack my bags and move out, or never speak to my family again, that is neither realistic nor feasible with my available finances, and time.

I don't understand why you want to come yell at people online who are upset instead of getting to know them first. Frankly I think its because you feel the need to take on this roll of tough love teacher and you think that by telling us we suck and we are our own suffering that you have discovered some great truth and you're saving us somehow. That may be wrong but I see it.
User avatar #97365 - annadewitt (09/27/2013) [-]
thanks for trying to prove yourself to some stranger on the internet. I said you should shut up and deal with it and I stand firm by that. you think shit gets better for you by bitching and moping to random people on the internet, well it doesn't. you keep working and you hope to god that it gets better because if it doesn't, then that is it for you. im in that position myself, but what makes me better than you is that I don't seek advice from 12 year olds on a site called `funnyjunk`.
User avatar #97378 - Ninotori (09/27/2013) [-]
I wasn't seeking advice. I was actually just looking for someone to talk to, but fine. You guys want to be assholes, then be assholes.
#97238 - So, my family is really ****** up. At 20 years ol…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#97250 - annadewitt (09/26/2013) [-]
yfw. if you cant rely on anyone but yourself and nothing is getting done then perhaps you should try harder. dont give me some bullshit, "i do" because you dont or else you would see at least SOMETHING that you enjoy in your life and not something to continually bitch and complain about.
User avatar #97349 - Ninotori (09/27/2013) [-]
Hm. You don't know me very well. Obviously one comment doesn't explain me fully as a person, so it's only going to look like a bitchy child complaining. I'm sorry I bothered, clearly it was a waste of fucking time.
#97358 - annadewitt (09/27/2013) [-]
if you are on funnyjunk, complaining about your life, not doing anything about it... im pretty sure that shows your character pretty well.
User avatar #97360 - Ninotori (09/27/2013) [-]
Despite this being precisely what you said I shouldnt do, heres me doing something about it:

Going to school getting my RN and CNA
Working non stop for a year at a job I hate so I don't look like a job hopper
Improving my drawing and painting skills and making efforts to sell work
Picked up swimming three times a week
Requiring myself to make at least 1 trip outside my neighborhood for fun EVERY week
Taking hour long bike rides twice a week
Taking control of my diet and eating more healthy choices
Paying for everything I do except for my home out of my own pocket. Including college
Visiting my mother and sister every week to get human contact
Seeking out employment opportunities as a nurse aide, a nanny, or really anything at this point
Picking up healthy habits like brushing my teeth and not biting my nails

These are only a few and probably a week few at that, but I don't just sit on my ass and mope around all week. I get up every morning and I start my day and I work through it until bed again. I look for moments to cheer myself up, I try to find the good in my family, and I bite my tongue through work all day to find a little happy.

I cry out like this online when I'm overwhelmed and my fucked up bias filled family is unsafe to talk Don't accuse me of doing nothing to make my life better. Unfortunately life changes take a lot more time than the movies like to trick you into thinking. As much as I might like to hop in a car and drive away, or pack my bags and move out, or never speak to my family again, that is neither realistic nor feasible with my available finances, and time.

I don't understand why you want to come yell at people online who are upset instead of getting to know them first. Frankly I think its because you feel the need to take on this roll of tough love teacher and you think that by telling us we suck and we are our own suffering that you have discovered some great truth and you're saving us somehow. That may be wrong but I see it.
User avatar #97365 - annadewitt (09/27/2013) [-]
thanks for trying to prove yourself to some stranger on the internet. I said you should shut up and deal with it and I stand firm by that. you think shit gets better for you by bitching and moping to random people on the internet, well it doesn't. you keep working and you hope to god that it gets better because if it doesn't, then that is it for you. im in that position myself, but what makes me better than you is that I don't seek advice from 12 year olds on a site called `funnyjunk`.
User avatar #97378 - Ninotori (09/27/2013) [-]
I wasn't seeking advice. I was actually just looking for someone to talk to, but fine. You guys want to be assholes, then be assholes.
#124 - Egyptian Maus always make me laugh. Egyptian Mau. Egyptian Meo… 09/10/2013 on Cat facts +2
#205 - The murder one is ******** . Back in the day, when… 09/08/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 4) 0
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User avatar #14 - PoisinSandwich (12/02/2012) [-]
I got too lazy to make a message. But for drawing, I just cannot seem to be able to draw hands with correct looking fingers, faces in any way or form, and i always mess up on size ratios of head to body sometimes. Either its too big or small most of the time
User avatar #15 to #14 - PoisinSandwich (12/02/2012) [-]
And thanks for all th hel and offering to work with me again
User avatar #16 to #15 - Ninotori ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
No problem, try these:

Look at the anatomy of human hands. Learn it really well and in detail. Bones, fat, nails, tendons etc, and try drawing some studies of those things. Use the medical/scientific standard to check your accuracy.

Practice drawing your own hands in different positions from sight. Don't draw what you think you see, draw what you actually see (dont draw a hand in an equal position, look at your hand and draw it). Use sighting and measuring techniques.

Draw some hands in photos using the grid method (google it it's really easy).

Just draw lots of hands, and REALLY work yourself on that accuracy. Use that anatomy knowledge, reference photos, and sighting/measuring in your practice and with practice you'll really learn how to draw hands without so much trouble. Like you memorize how to drive or write, it will improve and stick with you until it's second nature.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Ninotori ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
Apply these same techniques to body and face.

Artists have over many years pinpointed human body and facial proportions that you can learn and use to improve accuracy and draw without reference. Look them up.

Look up 'gesture drawing'. It's a technique with the purpose of improving drawing humans, giving character to the body, utilizing time for your work (both quick rendering and long drawing periods). It's a simple, loose type of practice that will help you improve alot, and fast. Professional artists all use this. You can draw using photos just as easily as a live model too.

If you want more explanation or some direction to take for these techniques or something else specific, ask away.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - Ninotori ONLINE (07/27/2012) [-]
motivation? I waas supposed to be motivating? oops.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - Ninotori ONLINE (07/27/2012) [-]
Added jogging to my usual evening walks, but I haven't worked up to anything else yet.

Thinking that I'm just gonna aim for dropping the weight via diet and working up the jogging before I try a fancy plan.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - Ninotori ONLINE (07/27/2012) [-]
Sure thing :) I will admit though I fell victim to some brownies today XD Only had two, and I gotta say, they were disgusting. I wanted sweet, but that **** nearly ****** killed me :(
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User avatar #9 to #8 - Ninotori ONLINE (07/27/2012) [-]
Yup :) I've generally just been eating about 2k calories a day, which is even i think, and I'm hoping as I jog more I'l be burning more and losing more too :D
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User avatar #11 to #10 - Ninotori ONLINE (07/27/2012) [-]
Sure :)
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