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Nikkerus  

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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:8/10/2010
Last Login:5/21/2013
Location:Dallas Texas
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Total Comments Made:134
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I love cheese and burgers, and hot dogs, and chili cheese, wtf is this?! a Dating Site?! I don't need a description!

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#388 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on doctorsybil's profile 0
#389 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
#386 - Well then by the rules of the internet you should put on somet…  [+] (3 new replies) 10 hours ago on doctorsybil's profile 0
#387 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
#388 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
#389 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
#384 - Hey chronological order does not matter! The fact that my ad…  [+] (5 new replies) 10 hours ago on doctorsybil's profile 0
User avatar #385 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
I haven't opened it still lol
User avatar #386 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
Well then by the rules of the internet you should put on something skimpy, take a pic and post it! Totally a rule!
#387 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
#388 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
#389 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
#382 - I'm all cupid-y up in this bitch! hahaha  [+] (7 new replies) 10 hours ago on doctorsybil's profile 0
User avatar #383 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
Haha i asked her awhile ago lol
User avatar #384 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
Hey chronological order does not matter! The fact that my advice worked is all that does!
User avatar #385 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
I haven't opened it still lol
User avatar #386 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
Well then by the rules of the internet you should put on something skimpy, take a pic and post it! Totally a rule!
#387 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
#388 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
#389 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
#380 - That's why you be just straightforward! It is all th…  [+] (9 new replies) 10 hours ago on doctorsybil's profile 0
User avatar #381 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
I asked her, Shes inbox'ed me back. I dont want to open it tho :/
User avatar #382 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
I'm all cupid-y up in this bitch! hahaha
User avatar #383 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
Haha i asked her awhile ago lol
User avatar #384 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
Hey chronological order does not matter! The fact that my advice worked is all that does!
User avatar #385 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
I haven't opened it still lol
User avatar #386 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
Well then by the rules of the internet you should put on something skimpy, take a pic and post it! Totally a rule!
#387 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
#388 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
#389 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
#378 - Well anyway you can get a hold of him/her just blunt honesty w…  [+] (11 new replies) 10 hours ago on doctorsybil's profile 0
User avatar #379 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
Haha i dont want to seem to creepie!
User avatar #380 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
That's why you be just straightforward!

It is all the games and teasing and what not that would make you come off as creepy! Just give it a shot, even if they don't want to come over, you don't come off creepy!
User avatar #381 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
I asked her, Shes inbox'ed me back. I dont want to open it tho :/
User avatar #382 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
I'm all cupid-y up in this bitch! hahaha
User avatar #383 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
Haha i asked her awhile ago lol
User avatar #384 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
Hey chronological order does not matter! The fact that my advice worked is all that does!
User avatar #385 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
I haven't opened it still lol
User avatar #386 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
Well then by the rules of the internet you should put on something skimpy, take a pic and post it! Totally a rule!
#387 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
#388 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
#389 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
#376 - Hell I don't know if there was a break down in communication o…  [+] (13 new replies) 10 hours ago on doctorsybil's profile 0
User avatar #377 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
haha i tryed using facebook, But no reply

Sorry i read what you said wrong.
User avatar #378 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
Well anyway you can get a hold of him/her just blunt honesty will do the trick anyhow.

I'm not saying spill your emotional beans but just say "FUUUUCK im bored! come over!" Good luck
User avatar #379 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
Haha i dont want to seem to creepie!
User avatar #380 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
That's why you be just straightforward!

It is all the games and teasing and what not that would make you come off as creepy! Just give it a shot, even if they don't want to come over, you don't come off creepy!
User avatar #381 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
I asked her, Shes inbox'ed me back. I dont want to open it tho :/
User avatar #382 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
I'm all cupid-y up in this bitch! hahaha
User avatar #383 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
Haha i asked her awhile ago lol
User avatar #384 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
Hey chronological order does not matter! The fact that my advice worked is all that does!
User avatar #385 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
I haven't opened it still lol
User avatar #386 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
Well then by the rules of the internet you should put on something skimpy, take a pic and post it! Totally a rule!
#387 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
#388 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
#389 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
#374 - So what does the unanimous queen of FJ NSFW fap to?  [+] (15 new replies) 10 hours ago on doctorsybil's profile 0
User avatar #375 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
Trying to work out whats the best way to get my crush to hang out with me, you?
User avatar #376 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
Hell I don't know if there was a break down in communication or what, but I'll take your reply literally .

If you want your crush to hang out.....this is tricky it requires a few things.....a cell phone, a computer, or a house phone, what you do is you find a way to have an open line of communication, and ....you ask that person to come over and hang out.

I know it's tough not everyone can pull off such a Lucille Ball type of scheme but I have faith in you!
User avatar #377 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
haha i tryed using facebook, But no reply

Sorry i read what you said wrong.
User avatar #378 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
Well anyway you can get a hold of him/her just blunt honesty will do the trick anyhow.

I'm not saying spill your emotional beans but just say "FUUUUCK im bored! come over!" Good luck
User avatar #379 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
Haha i dont want to seem to creepie!
User avatar #380 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
That's why you be just straightforward!

It is all the games and teasing and what not that would make you come off as creepy! Just give it a shot, even if they don't want to come over, you don't come off creepy!
User avatar #381 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
I asked her, Shes inbox'ed me back. I dont want to open it tho :/
User avatar #382 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
I'm all cupid-y up in this bitch! hahaha
User avatar #383 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
Haha i asked her awhile ago lol
User avatar #384 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
Hey chronological order does not matter! The fact that my advice worked is all that does!
User avatar #385 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
I haven't opened it still lol
User avatar #386 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
Well then by the rules of the internet you should put on something skimpy, take a pic and post it! Totally a rule!
#387 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
#388 - Nikkerus (10 hours ago) [-]
#389 - doctorsybil (10 hours ago) [-]
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