<-- to sum it up.

Seems rather interesting.

i dont have many sexual gifs

Then here's your chance to stalk up.


Horrible pun intended, sadly...

Nobody can deny Kyousuke's sexiness.

Any good traps today?

There were a few. Once while I was taking a leak a girl walked in to the guys washrooms and eight up to the urinal next over. Had she/he not had it's willy out, I would have sworn that it was a girl.
An awkward silence broke out as we emptied our respective bladders, so I decided to break it, "Sup, that's a nice crossplay."
She turned to me and had a puzzled look on her face, "What? I'm not crossplaying, this is just what I normally wear," her voice was indeed a she's.
She smiled and pulled up her panties, she left after she washed her hands.
MFW I met the best crossplayer ever.

If (s)he had medium-long (just passed the shoulders) light-brown hair, looked European(ish?), had blue-green eyes, and was wearing "boyish" girl's clothing: I probably know him/her.

Nah, this was a french maid outfit and she/he was wearing a long white wig. And although 'it' had European features, I never got to see what colour her eyes were. Also, are you heading to the con tomorrow? And if so where should we try and meet?

probably around the registration office.

Alright, if you get this message I'll be there at around 12:00-1:00. On-wards Big Mac! Talley Ho, Convention here I go!

I'll be getting there around the same time (unless something fucks up). Hai-Ho Silve- GOLD, I MEANT GOLD! Don't kill me...

Guess who just got a bounty on their head?

You remember the brony girl in the swimsuit as we were lined up for the room of shame? I saw her again, and her hair was indeed rainbow, not purple. She was a participant in the Anime Swimsuit Contest... fucking picture ID, keeping me out of the best places...

Yo, If you see this I'll be near the registration at around noon.

Well remember it for next time. "The Room of Shame" was more of a lecture of hentai history, the psychological ins and outs, and even the impossibilities of most hentai and how this effects human behavior towards sex in Japan. And athough there was quite a few nude pix, there wasn't all that much porn really; we where also forbidden to wank or be banned.

shut up and take your brony cosplay!

Alright, here are your rewords.

*rewards

Fuck the stream.

And lastly my favorite non-brony one.

also, that woman hasn't uploaded anything yet. www.facebook.com/AdClothingAndCostumeDesign

and also your worst quality one, holy fuck.

Also, you're just mad about all my swagger. I'm just that hugable!

Not as good as I was hoping, but not bad. Thank you.

Any time

Hahaha no.

k

sorry, but I only have 1, and there are only 100 of them in existence.

i understand, just collect so much coal and never seem to get one :(

I'm pretty sure they're discontinued due to a 100 site-wide limit.

lol, I wasn't actually expecting you to accept.

Eh... I shouldn't have. But you had a point.

Well, thank you very much for the items I probably couldn't have gotten any other way.

:)

Search threw my stuff, if there's anything else I have you want, just tell me.

*through

alright. <3

Decided against it?

idek what i want. im sorry.

Oh well, maybe it's for the best. I just saw how rare my dragon is (there's only 10 out there right now, <100 if you combine all it's stages... except Eggs, haven't checked the eggs). The Badge is a pain in the ass to make, but it can be done with patience and grinding. Meanwhile, dragons take Luck, Patience, and Grinding, so they're more difficult to get (and evolve)... I think I'm just gonna try and get this guy up as high as I can get him. If you want to trade your badge for my other stuff, I'll probably say yes (except the Demi-God, Spider, Animated Bones, Coal Bot, and (of course) my Dragon... unless I end up with duplicates at some point. Which wouldn't surprise me, considering I've built up quite a collection in less than 5 days of starting the Item Game again. Rarest Items I had from the last time I stopped playing the Item Game were the Magic Sundae, dubs (11, 22, 33, etc), and a Wyrm Statue).

alright.
thank you though :) for being patient.
ill probably hold on to my badge for a while.
the only reason im selling it is because i don't know how to do anything with it.

Descriptions of some of your items:
"Fabulous Weapon Plans - 30000 points
Needed: 1 fabulous chisel, 1 fabulous hammer, 10 books of metallurgy and one fabulous blacksmith certification badge for a chance to create fabulous weapons and armor."
"Fabulous Hammer Recipe - 30000 points
Needed: 2 gay ingots, 50 books of metallurgy, 100 raw purple heart wood, 2 cut fabulous gems, 1 fabulous hammer recipe, 1 steel hammer, 1 anvil and a fabulous blacksmith certification badge."
"Fabulous Chisel Recipe - 30000 points
Needed: 3 Fabulous ingots, 30 books of metallurgy, 200 raw purple heart wood, 5 cut garnets, 1 steel hammer, 1 anvil and a fabulous blacksmith certification badge."

yeah and i've followed the instructions.
it always says no effect

"for a chance to create fabulous weapons and armor."

It's not guaranteed, you just need to workshop-spam.

i know there is a small chance.
but It doesn't even say i failed.
it just says there is no effect.

That happens even if you use tokens on a slot-machine and don't win any tickets.

...im saying that it doesn't work.
like at all.

Try asking advice on the board then.

i did.
i get called a noob and thumbed down.

This help? www.funnyjunk.com/items/3017325#3017325

hold on.

please don't do anything

Why not? also, too late. Don't worry, I didn't mention you or anything, I was just asking questions like the noob I am.

I did. but i followed the instructions perfectly and nothinng worked. its ok though.
i dont need it :/ thanks though

The mats didn't even disappear as you used them?

thanks :/

you didn't want help?

Damn, did kinda poorly that time... too bad. Thanks!

I've had this account for awhile and never had people mention me in comments until recently. What's the deal? Did this manga suddenly become popular on this site or something?

A friend of mine told me about it yesterday, and I was reading it on my mom's comp. I had to go to sleep, so I posted a link here so I could start again where I left off on this computer.

Ah. Okay. Sorry to bother you, but I literally went over a year without a single "mentioned in comment" notification, and within the past week there have been like five. I am confuse.

Sure... once I finish collecting all these items.

Help me, I'm addicted to FJ Items again... also, can i have your FJ points? You aren't using them for anything.

Lol nope, I'm just going to sit back and watch you collect them all. I'll even come over to dispose of your corpse when you've died from item overdose. And as for the points, nah not gonna happen, I'm keeping them.

Damn, i spent all mine... and you have 30k that'll never be used...

Oh well, in the past 3 days, I've skyrocketed to be among the top 1500 Item Collectors on this site, I'll manage. I even have 1 item of which only 100 exist on the site.

Oh god help me, I sold Joey's top-percentage Ratata for top-tier items.

Yeah, you might have a problem on your hands...But then again, those are your hands...I'm sure it'll be just fine, just fine. Also, do you have happen to have some gold lying about, I could use it if your corpse doesn't take it into the afterlife.

Sure. I have Gold Ingots, Gold Ore, and Nazi Gold. I'll take some to pay the ferryman though.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFkdcQgNJHo

You know what time it is.

Lord Legitness, Thou hath not forsaken me!

Well fuck.

I only got 2 pieces from 98....

... Either you're really unlucky, or Jewelry Gamblers have shit chances.

tyvm

no problem! :)

'ello

>Say hello to someone
>They respond
>Dont respond until they are offline

>Humina
>Babana
>Blood for the Blood God
>4

I am doing terrible at responding to people due to the fact i am currently rather distracted. Plus, shark spiders still scare me.

Han, Han, make-cheesay. Pa'sa tah ono caulky malia. Ee youngee d'emperolo teesaw. Twa spastika awahl no. Yanee dah poo noo.

I am feeling frightened by you at this current moment... gif. rather un-related.

~niart latrommi ylredle latsyrc sevaw kniht ton nac I rof diarfa eB

Ok, so now your speaking backwards.... WHY

O seven apples on a witch's tree,
Seven seeds to plant inside of me.
In springtime I grew a magic song,
Then skipping along, I sang the song to everyone!
I look at the world through apple eyes,
And I cut myself a slice of sunshine pie.
As I dance with peanut butterflies,
I am told to say "Hello", but wave my goodbyes.
A thousand sugar stars:
I'll put them in a Jar.
O whistle 'round the world, whistle 'round the world,
I'm a little wolf inside a girl, you say.
And off I go from June to may,
O whistle 'round the world.

Ναυ ι'μ οΦ το σιι Βοκυ νο Πικο.

Took you a while... and yup. When you consider that shit like that is relatively common for my dreams, you can probably understand why I am the way I am...

So, have you been kicking ass in Chivalry lately? I recently just got the game fully myself.

Haven't played since the free weekend. Saving for computer parts, remember? Still, I think I was getting somewhat good as a Polearm Vanguard. Managed to get a quad-kill in a single lunge once! Though, my strong-point was in 1v1 melee duels (no archers... fuck archers). I was pretty bad when facing 2 or more opponents at the same time. Too bad during the Free Weekend, most of the duel servers were full of jackasses that would interrupt duels in progress to get easy kills...

Oh really, I though that you still had it. Why don't you check you're steam profile.

Nick, you glorious bastard. To show my thanks: pick one anime or manga. Any anime or manga. I will watch/read it immediately. It could be Baccano, it could be Boku no Pico, it could even be a yaoi doujinshi if you so choose. What is thy command?

Baccano; and not just the anime, the light novels too.

Thy order shalt be done as thou hast commanded.

Yes, yes, yes, YES, YES, YES, YES!!! Chivalry is in my wishlist too!

now hopefully it will work on my mom's comp...

Hopefully; I look forward to chopping you limb from limb in glorious combat!

I look forward to breaking your kneecaps 1-by-1 using only your forehead, then shoving the bone-shards into your ears before dislocating all your limbs using a red-hot crowbar and injecting an acidic bacterial colony into each of your eyes and nipples... but that has nothing to do with this game.

Sounds kinky. I just played a few matches, one was where we had to burn a village and kill a king, it was a good day. Also, I love some of the animations for death, one time this knight came up behind me and chopped off my leg, for a few seconds I was hopping around like the Dark Knight and then proceeded to fall over.

nice!

On a side not, I fucking LOVE my new internet connection. 10 minutes, and already 15% done downloading!

Fine: Left arm, Left eye, Both Legs, Left ear, Left testicle, and my remaining sanity.

chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/index?tags=izumi_konata have fun

inb4 it gets canceled in less than 20 chapters.

Hey, although getting canceled happens a lot, we still can enjoy manga can't we? And besides, most of these manga are canceled because they don't make enough money since not a large fallowing happened.

I quite prefer subs as well. It just seems to sound/feel better to me. Not to mention they don't have to localize the jokes, possibly ruining it in sub.

Also, I'm learning Japanese, so sub can make for good practice.

Yes! Exactly!

Alright, see ya later then.

Hello.

aaaaand, its not available in my territory....

Well fuck you too Funimation. I tried making you money, but you forced my hand.
anilinkz.com/spice-wolf-episode-1

Thanks, i think i may end up relying on you as a good source for anime, well if you dont mind >_<

Go ahead. I can also give you anime suggestions if you want them, and the anime-planet recommendations weren't enough. As it says on my profile: "I have watched over 1000 anime series from start-to-finish. If you want any anime recommendations, or sauce on an image, feel free to ask me. I don't know all the anime series out there, but I know more than most."

And here are more reasons why you are so fucking awesome and deserve a medal!

Yes! Yes! Stroke that Ego! Harder!

... Thank you good sir.

MY GOD! IM GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE A LIST TO KEEP TRACK OF THE REASONS OF YOUR AWESOMENESS! Also, my internet is being rather fickle and likes to stop streaming spice and wolf whenever i start to play it. Was able to get about 3 minutes in until it stopped and now i cant get past 9 seconds.

try another player. they are underneath the video. AuEn and Vevr should work for the 1st episode of Spice and Wolf... if not, i can find a stream with a simpler codec which may help. If that still doesn't work, I'll just find you a download for the episodes.

Ok, trying out Vevr

Good Luck.

Ok , two things. One, finished first episode and it was just as wonderful as i remember and the streaming went well. 2 That gif looks rather sexual from my perspective along with half of the other stuff in spice and wolf.

1) Good to hear it.
2) That gif is a cat girl licking her hand, ya pervert. and the "sexual content" of Spice and Wolf is pretty much all in the first episode.

Yes i know its just her licking her hand but i find it arousing >_<
i also feel i should go to sleep since its 3:42 am over here... but i am to spooked to sleep.

Mornin', were ya able to sleep?

Yes i was. Fell sleep after i woke up from passing out in the bathroom. But damn did my head hurt.

Insomniac?

Nah, never had this problem before. Just suddenly started feeling a pain in my body after taking a piss and pass out. Woke up realizing i had bumped my head on the tub and fucked up my back on a towel rack.

That doesn't sound good. You should probably go get a doctor check you out. Then after flirting with that doctor you should go to the hospital and find out what that pain was.

Oh you. Well i will complain about it a bit to some medical personal somewhere. But i gotta get going right now. So i will talk to you in the future! Sadly i have a bad schedule for getting on FJ.....

Just wished to let you know that you are a magnificent person and do indeed deserve a meddle.

Well I wouldn't want to meddle... but what for?

Shit! I was hoping you would leave it at that... umm.... you deserve it because.... uhh.... You have a wonderful personality.... yeah.... personality....


i cant really remember why... i just remember that two weeks ago i thought this...

It appears you didn't see my pun on your grammar mistake.

Yes, me messing up the word "medal" with "meddle".... I am rather bad at some things and offer my apologies.

'tis alright. what took so long for you to reply btw? You said you thought of that reply 2 weeks ago, why didn't you reply then?

Well i have been busy and ended up staying away from the internet because of a relationship that was ended. In other terms, i had biked around places screaming at people with some irl friends and now was the most convenient stopping point.

Sounds like fun. Doesn't explain why you waited 2 weeks to reply. You had to have been on this page when you thought of the reply did you?

Unless you were dreaming of me and that's how you came up with the reply. In which case, I don't know if I should be happy or confused...

I just some how didn't go onto my computer for two weeks, let alone FJ.... Im trying to think back to why i got the previously said impression about you but everything is like a blur.... god damn it brain.

Out of curiosity, what's your impression of me just going by this thread?

Hard to put the impression into text. In a one word answer "awesome", but other then that i believe that your a very fine individual and having a conversation with you is a enjoyable one. More enjoyably then most people i may have a conversation with and i do enjoy your taste in images. Then again i always did find anime enjoyable and the fact is your sources are good ones.

What are your favorite anime may I ask?

Well i havent watched much anime in awhile. I feel ashamed considering the fact that i stopped in the middle of Deadmans wonderland. But three that i remember the names of in which i enjoyed are Death Note, Elfen Lied, and Cowboy Bebop. I need to start watching anime again. I have a list somewhere of the different ones i was watching and where i left off. But other then such things i watch what Toonami shows every now and then.

If you make an account on anime-planet.com you'll be able to keep track of the anime and manga you've watched/read/etc. There is also a user-based recommendation system of "If you like this series, you may also like these." and so-forth. It also tells you how much time you've spent on anime, and lets you have a self-updating forum signature with your anime stats on it.

There's also myanimelist.com which is quite similar (and far more popular), but is also quite glitchy. I personally like anime-planet more.

Anyway, back to the discussion at hand, my top 5 anime at the moment are:
1) Puella Magi Madoka Magica
2) Bakemonogatari
3) Fate/zero
4) Spice and Wolf
5) Tatami Galaxy

First, thank you for that website. I no longer have to making lists and lose them. Secondly, Spice and Wolf is a good anime. It was in fact the anime that i got a good friend of mine to watch anime. Though im sad to say i am terrible at staying consistent in watching anime so have only watched the first few episodes, and that was a few years ago if im correct.

Spice and Wolf is amazing, you should watch it all the way through. Would you like a link to watch it online?

I would love to take you up on this offer! Please go right ahead!

Tracked down a legal stream on the English distributor's website:
Sub: www.funimation.com/spice-and-wolf/episode/wolf-and-best-clothes/sub
Dub: www.funimation.com/spice-and-wolf/episode/wolf-and-best-clothes/dub

This way you can watch all the episodes for free, in either sub or dub (according to your preferences), and be supporting the industry as long as you have adblock off.