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#80 - Depends, there may have been spitballs stuck to it in the shap… 10/27/2014 on Sexual Preference Is Light... 0
#98 - 5 players and the GM. A Warpriest A Barbarian An A…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/27/2014 on PC Stupidity 0
User avatar #102 - painal (10/27/2014) [-]
I GM a group of 5 and I've made sure to let them know they are not immune to death. I seperated them all by altering the story a bit and ended up putting the cocky ones in a near death situation. One of my players characters has actually died, he wasn't mad about it, he re-rolled another character and continued playing. I play pre-made stuff as well, I usually just raise the HP to the creatures and add even more things for them to face and if it's a main encounter I'll even add in reinforcements.. A GM has no excuse for not being able to make an encounter challenging if need be.
User avatar #126 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
"I usually just raise the HP to the creatures and add even more things for them to face and if it's a main encounter I'll even add in reinforcements."

My GM does that. She has been giving us more encounters, increasing the difficulty rating (and HP) of EVERY SINGLE ENEMY WE FACE, and adding more enemies to most encounters.

Let me reiterate; SHE'S BEEN TRYING EVERYTHING SHE CAN THINK OF SHORT OF OUTRIGHT SLAUGHTERING US ALL.
User avatar #149 - painal (10/27/2014) [-]
Did yall go off a point buy system or a roll when creating yalls characters?
User avatar #150 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
point buy
User avatar #151 - painal (10/27/2014) [-]
what was the point buy?
User avatar #152 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
what do you mean?
User avatar #153 - painal (10/28/2014) [-]
Did yall go off of a 15 point buy, 20, or 25?
User avatar #154 - Nihatclodra (10/28/2014) [-]
I don't know actually... since I was new to pathfinder, my GM did my character's stats for me.
User avatar #155 - painal (10/29/2014) [-]
well what race are you and what were your stats?
User avatar #157 - Nihatclodra (10/29/2014) [-]
Oh, and we just had another session today... finally had difficulties with an enemy. Though, that was mostly because it was Tiny, could fly, and we were inside of a bell-tower (so it had lots of room). it also had an AC of 31, had well over 200HP, could control swarms of ravens at will, and had class levels in druid.

I don't know what its difficulty rating was, but it gave 10100EXP for killing it (we were level 6).
User avatar #156 - Nihatclodra (10/29/2014) [-]
Gnome, started at level 4. My stats at level 4 were:
STR 10
DEX 16
CON 12
INT 12
WIS 9
CHA 18
#95 - We "Detect magic" at every opportunity, and our Slay…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/27/2014 on PC Stupidity 0
#96 - applescryatnight (10/27/2014) [-]
how many people are in your group?
and i expect they are all seasoned d&d players?
User avatar #98 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
5 players and the GM.
A Warpriest
A Barbarian
An Alchemist
A Slayer
and a Bard
(also, a randomized NPC ally that is decided by GM dice yes, she has tried using this system to fuck us up as well)

And I am the least seasoned D&D player in our group (being used to 4E, and this group is Pathfinder), but all the rest nearly have the entirety of Pathfinder lore memorized.
User avatar #102 - painal (10/27/2014) [-]
I GM a group of 5 and I've made sure to let them know they are not immune to death. I seperated them all by altering the story a bit and ended up putting the cocky ones in a near death situation. One of my players characters has actually died, he wasn't mad about it, he re-rolled another character and continued playing. I play pre-made stuff as well, I usually just raise the HP to the creatures and add even more things for them to face and if it's a main encounter I'll even add in reinforcements.. A GM has no excuse for not being able to make an encounter challenging if need be.
User avatar #126 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
"I usually just raise the HP to the creatures and add even more things for them to face and if it's a main encounter I'll even add in reinforcements."

My GM does that. She has been giving us more encounters, increasing the difficulty rating (and HP) of EVERY SINGLE ENEMY WE FACE, and adding more enemies to most encounters.

Let me reiterate; SHE'S BEEN TRYING EVERYTHING SHE CAN THINK OF SHORT OF OUTRIGHT SLAUGHTERING US ALL.
User avatar #149 - painal (10/27/2014) [-]
Did yall go off a point buy system or a roll when creating yalls characters?
User avatar #150 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
point buy
User avatar #151 - painal (10/27/2014) [-]
what was the point buy?
User avatar #152 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
what do you mean?
User avatar #153 - painal (10/28/2014) [-]
Did yall go off of a 15 point buy, 20, or 25?
User avatar #154 - Nihatclodra (10/28/2014) [-]
I don't know actually... since I was new to pathfinder, my GM did my character's stats for me.
User avatar #155 - painal (10/29/2014) [-]
well what race are you and what were your stats?
User avatar #157 - Nihatclodra (10/29/2014) [-]
Oh, and we just had another session today... finally had difficulties with an enemy. Though, that was mostly because it was Tiny, could fly, and we were inside of a bell-tower (so it had lots of room). it also had an AC of 31, had well over 200HP, could control swarms of ravens at will, and had class levels in druid.

I don't know what its difficulty rating was, but it gave 10100EXP for killing it (we were level 6).
User avatar #156 - Nihatclodra (10/29/2014) [-]
Gnome, started at level 4. My stats at level 4 were:
STR 10
DEX 16
CON 12
INT 12
WIS 9
CHA 18
#84 - "Blistering Invective School evocation [fire, la… 10/27/2014 on PC Stupidity +2
#60 - Japanese Kendo has a move called "Tsuki" that is lit…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/27/2014 on You'll never be this cool +6
#83 - blerdegerb (10/27/2014) [-]
i agree you only would stab if the area is exposed, you do not stab solid objects well sturdy ones at least
#64 - Womens Study Major (10/27/2014) [-]
Funny, my Kendo teacher said never to stab. Said it is slow and leaves you wide open.
User avatar #79 - mereglim (10/27/2014) [-]
Also, if you stab anything harder than flesh, it'll probably break the katana. As far as swords go, katanas are really fragile.
User avatar #109 - romanlettuce (10/27/2014) [-]
That's ridiculous. I have no idea what kind of shitty Pakistan katanas you've been using but a real smith made my own and it's taken an insane amount of abuse without 'breaking'. It's destroyed broken down cars, cleared acres of land and smashed cinder blocks. The worst that's happened is bends and dulling. All which can be mended to an extent.
#81 - True... but I could certainly yell at him until he spontaneous…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on PC Stupidity 0
#82 - clintonator (10/27/2014) [-]
Yell at him?
Sounds familiar...
User avatar #84 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
"Blistering Invective

School evocation [fire, language-dependent]; Level alchemist 2, bard 2, inquisitor 2
CASTING

Casting Time 1 standard action
Components V, S
EFFECT

Range personal
Area 30-ft. radius
Duration instantaneous
Saving Throw Reflex partial, see text; Spell Resistance special, see below

DESCRIPTION

You unleash an insulting tirade so vicious and spiteful that enemies who hear it are physically scorched by your fury. When you cast this spell, make an Intimidate check to demoralize each enemy within 30 feet of you. Enemies that are demoralized this way take 1d10 points of fire damage and must succeed at a Reflex save or catch fire. Spell Resistance can negate the fire damage caused by this spell, but does not protect the creature from the demoralizing effect."

So yes, yell at him.
#78 - They aren't part of Pathfinder.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on PC Stupidity 0
User avatar #93 - spinthatrecord (10/27/2014) [-]
tell her about rust monsters
User avatar #99 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
She knows about them, and she may very well use one VERY soon.
#74 - 3 of the 6 people in our group live with her. And the…  [+] (16 new replies) 10/27/2014 on PC Stupidity +5
#91 - applescryatnight (10/27/2014) [-]
does your group check for traps really often?
i mean, just hide a symbol of death or two in a treasure chest that triggers when it opens as a boss's final "fuck you"
presto, people who dont check for traps are gonna die.

have someone who charges forth and attacks relentlessly?
*character charges forth with team slightly behind him
*giant iron door drops down, character who charged in is isolated
*murdered brutally while rest of party tries to open door

have a good tank? freeze, stun, disable, etc.
the rest of the group will take much more damage.

have a good healer?
fuckin kidnap them.

undead are good against rogues.

instead of combat based challenges, use mind games and puzzles. have the devil challenge someone to a fiddle playing contest. play chess with a mind reader, have an npc create some sort of soul link, so that if the npc gets hurt, one of the pcs get hurt. if the npc dies, one of the pcs die. then have the npc constantly bug the group, asking for ransom, stabbing people and running, knowing they cant be killed or else the group member dies, etc.

but if you are doing premade campaigns, i guess that sorta limits the dms creative abilities.
one of my favorite things about being a dm is messing with the player's weaknesses, encouraging them to be more careful and creative.
User avatar #95 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
We "Detect magic" at every opportunity, and our Slayer (basically a Rogue Fighter) checks for traps everywhere when there's loot laying about.

We do, and that might work... but said player also has over 100 health at level 6, and would likely survive long enough for us to open the door anyway.

Our tank is a warpriest, so he can heal himself... And she did try that sort of thing, except with a Shinobi using Black Lotus Extract on ALL its attacks.

We have multiple healers.

Our "rogues" are part fighter, and a straight bard (My character) that is an uncanny badass.

She hasn't done that yet, but 90% of the examples you gave my bard alone would be able to complete them easily.

She's been altering the premade campaign to do that, but nothing ends up working out like she plans.
#96 - applescryatnight (10/27/2014) [-]
how many people are in your group?
and i expect they are all seasoned d&d players?
User avatar #98 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
5 players and the GM.
A Warpriest
A Barbarian
An Alchemist
A Slayer
and a Bard
(also, a randomized NPC ally that is decided by GM dice yes, she has tried using this system to fuck us up as well)

And I am the least seasoned D&D player in our group (being used to 4E, and this group is Pathfinder), but all the rest nearly have the entirety of Pathfinder lore memorized.
User avatar #102 - painal (10/27/2014) [-]
I GM a group of 5 and I've made sure to let them know they are not immune to death. I seperated them all by altering the story a bit and ended up putting the cocky ones in a near death situation. One of my players characters has actually died, he wasn't mad about it, he re-rolled another character and continued playing. I play pre-made stuff as well, I usually just raise the HP to the creatures and add even more things for them to face and if it's a main encounter I'll even add in reinforcements.. A GM has no excuse for not being able to make an encounter challenging if need be.
User avatar #126 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
"I usually just raise the HP to the creatures and add even more things for them to face and if it's a main encounter I'll even add in reinforcements."

My GM does that. She has been giving us more encounters, increasing the difficulty rating (and HP) of EVERY SINGLE ENEMY WE FACE, and adding more enemies to most encounters.

Let me reiterate; SHE'S BEEN TRYING EVERYTHING SHE CAN THINK OF SHORT OF OUTRIGHT SLAUGHTERING US ALL.
User avatar #149 - painal (10/27/2014) [-]
Did yall go off a point buy system or a roll when creating yalls characters?
User avatar #150 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
point buy
User avatar #151 - painal (10/27/2014) [-]
what was the point buy?
User avatar #152 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
what do you mean?
User avatar #153 - painal (10/28/2014) [-]
Did yall go off of a 15 point buy, 20, or 25?
User avatar #154 - Nihatclodra (10/28/2014) [-]
I don't know actually... since I was new to pathfinder, my GM did my character's stats for me.
User avatar #155 - painal (10/29/2014) [-]
well what race are you and what were your stats?
User avatar #157 - Nihatclodra (10/29/2014) [-]
Oh, and we just had another session today... finally had difficulties with an enemy. Though, that was mostly because it was Tiny, could fly, and we were inside of a bell-tower (so it had lots of room). it also had an AC of 31, had well over 200HP, could control swarms of ravens at will, and had class levels in druid.

I don't know what its difficulty rating was, but it gave 10100EXP for killing it (we were level 6).
User avatar #156 - Nihatclodra (10/29/2014) [-]
Gnome, started at level 4. My stats at level 4 were:
STR 10
DEX 16
CON 12
INT 12
WIS 9
CHA 18
#87 - Womens Study Major (10/27/2014) [-]
i am pretty sure in some supplement of D&D are rules for meteor to the head damage.
the point is, the gm's job is to give the players an adventure, when you casually walk into some place and kill everything it is not and adventure.
but then again, you are playing fucking D&D, the wussy-parade of role playing games. tell her i advise playing earthdawn and to thoroughly read the books. if you start playing earthdawn the way you are used to play D&D your party will be wiped out in less then 30 minutes and even if you manage to get into the epic levels where you need to use the compendium, if she really reads those books, she will make you and your characters shit your pants, not because of the sheer power that opposes you but because of the sheer terror those horrors spew onto every living thing.
#57 - Except "Homosexual" isn't the only definition of &qu…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Sexual Preference Is Light... +4
#79 - aadenoto (10/27/2014) [-]
I doubt they were calling the ceiling happy
User avatar #80 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
Depends, there may have been spitballs stuck to it in the shape of a smiling face.
#71 - Again: "Our GM uses pre-made official campaigns, and her …  [+] (18 new replies) 10/27/2014 on PC Stupidity 0
User avatar #73 - drakevil (10/27/2014) [-]
But she is the goddamn Gm. No matter what's in the book, no matter what's in the adventure, even writen as a pre-made, he always have the last word. It's the so called "golden rule". And about her boyfriend, well, i'm pretty sure she can say for him to quiet or is no sex for a month.
User avatar #74 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
3 of the 6 people in our group live with her.

And the point of the GM is not to "Kill the players by any means necessary", that just results int he group stopping to play altogether. if she wants to kill us, she needs to do it organically; which means following the rules (though, she can and has been stretching those rules as far as she can).
#91 - applescryatnight (10/27/2014) [-]
does your group check for traps really often?
i mean, just hide a symbol of death or two in a treasure chest that triggers when it opens as a boss's final "fuck you"
presto, people who dont check for traps are gonna die.

have someone who charges forth and attacks relentlessly?
*character charges forth with team slightly behind him
*giant iron door drops down, character who charged in is isolated
*murdered brutally while rest of party tries to open door

have a good tank? freeze, stun, disable, etc.
the rest of the group will take much more damage.

have a good healer?
fuckin kidnap them.

undead are good against rogues.

instead of combat based challenges, use mind games and puzzles. have the devil challenge someone to a fiddle playing contest. play chess with a mind reader, have an npc create some sort of soul link, so that if the npc gets hurt, one of the pcs get hurt. if the npc dies, one of the pcs die. then have the npc constantly bug the group, asking for ransom, stabbing people and running, knowing they cant be killed or else the group member dies, etc.

but if you are doing premade campaigns, i guess that sorta limits the dms creative abilities.
one of my favorite things about being a dm is messing with the player's weaknesses, encouraging them to be more careful and creative.
User avatar #95 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
We "Detect magic" at every opportunity, and our Slayer (basically a Rogue Fighter) checks for traps everywhere when there's loot laying about.

We do, and that might work... but said player also has over 100 health at level 6, and would likely survive long enough for us to open the door anyway.

Our tank is a warpriest, so he can heal himself... And she did try that sort of thing, except with a Shinobi using Black Lotus Extract on ALL its attacks.

We have multiple healers.

Our "rogues" are part fighter, and a straight bard (My character) that is an uncanny badass.

She hasn't done that yet, but 90% of the examples you gave my bard alone would be able to complete them easily.

She's been altering the premade campaign to do that, but nothing ends up working out like she plans.
#96 - applescryatnight (10/27/2014) [-]
how many people are in your group?
and i expect they are all seasoned d&d players?
User avatar #98 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
5 players and the GM.
A Warpriest
A Barbarian
An Alchemist
A Slayer
and a Bard
(also, a randomized NPC ally that is decided by GM dice yes, she has tried using this system to fuck us up as well)

And I am the least seasoned D&D player in our group (being used to 4E, and this group is Pathfinder), but all the rest nearly have the entirety of Pathfinder lore memorized.
User avatar #102 - painal (10/27/2014) [-]
I GM a group of 5 and I've made sure to let them know they are not immune to death. I seperated them all by altering the story a bit and ended up putting the cocky ones in a near death situation. One of my players characters has actually died, he wasn't mad about it, he re-rolled another character and continued playing. I play pre-made stuff as well, I usually just raise the HP to the creatures and add even more things for them to face and if it's a main encounter I'll even add in reinforcements.. A GM has no excuse for not being able to make an encounter challenging if need be.
User avatar #126 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
"I usually just raise the HP to the creatures and add even more things for them to face and if it's a main encounter I'll even add in reinforcements."

My GM does that. She has been giving us more encounters, increasing the difficulty rating (and HP) of EVERY SINGLE ENEMY WE FACE, and adding more enemies to most encounters.

Let me reiterate; SHE'S BEEN TRYING EVERYTHING SHE CAN THINK OF SHORT OF OUTRIGHT SLAUGHTERING US ALL.
User avatar #149 - painal (10/27/2014) [-]
Did yall go off a point buy system or a roll when creating yalls characters?
User avatar #150 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
point buy
User avatar #151 - painal (10/27/2014) [-]
what was the point buy?
User avatar #152 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
what do you mean?
User avatar #153 - painal (10/28/2014) [-]
Did yall go off of a 15 point buy, 20, or 25?
User avatar #154 - Nihatclodra (10/28/2014) [-]
I don't know actually... since I was new to pathfinder, my GM did my character's stats for me.
User avatar #155 - painal (10/29/2014) [-]
well what race are you and what were your stats?
User avatar #157 - Nihatclodra (10/29/2014) [-]
Oh, and we just had another session today... finally had difficulties with an enemy. Though, that was mostly because it was Tiny, could fly, and we were inside of a bell-tower (so it had lots of room). it also had an AC of 31, had well over 200HP, could control swarms of ravens at will, and had class levels in druid.

I don't know what its difficulty rating was, but it gave 10100EXP for killing it (we were level 6).
User avatar #156 - Nihatclodra (10/29/2014) [-]
Gnome, started at level 4. My stats at level 4 were:
STR 10
DEX 16
CON 12
INT 12
WIS 9
CHA 18
#87 - Womens Study Major (10/27/2014) [-]
i am pretty sure in some supplement of D&D are rules for meteor to the head damage.
the point is, the gm's job is to give the players an adventure, when you casually walk into some place and kill everything it is not and adventure.
but then again, you are playing fucking D&D, the wussy-parade of role playing games. tell her i advise playing earthdawn and to thoroughly read the books. if you start playing earthdawn the way you are used to play D&D your party will be wiped out in less then 30 minutes and even if you manage to get into the epic levels where you need to use the compendium, if she really reads those books, she will make you and your characters shit your pants, not because of the sheer power that opposes you but because of the sheer terror those horrors spew onto every living thing.
#69 - Our GM uses pre-made official campaigns, and her boyfriend (wh…  [+] (20 new replies) 10/27/2014 on PC Stupidity 0
User avatar #70 - drakevil (10/27/2014) [-]
Meteor from the sky. You are all dead.
You are all suffering from heart attacks. All dead.
The last treasure have a curse. Guess what? Dead.

See, even so, is not hard.
User avatar #71 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
Again: "Our GM uses pre-made official campaigns, and her boyfriend (who is part of our group) would call her on her bullshit."
User avatar #73 - drakevil (10/27/2014) [-]
But she is the goddamn Gm. No matter what's in the book, no matter what's in the adventure, even writen as a pre-made, he always have the last word. It's the so called "golden rule". And about her boyfriend, well, i'm pretty sure she can say for him to quiet or is no sex for a month.
User avatar #74 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
3 of the 6 people in our group live with her.

And the point of the GM is not to "Kill the players by any means necessary", that just results int he group stopping to play altogether. if she wants to kill us, she needs to do it organically; which means following the rules (though, she can and has been stretching those rules as far as she can).
#91 - applescryatnight (10/27/2014) [-]
does your group check for traps really often?
i mean, just hide a symbol of death or two in a treasure chest that triggers when it opens as a boss's final "fuck you"
presto, people who dont check for traps are gonna die.

have someone who charges forth and attacks relentlessly?
*character charges forth with team slightly behind him
*giant iron door drops down, character who charged in is isolated
*murdered brutally while rest of party tries to open door

have a good tank? freeze, stun, disable, etc.
the rest of the group will take much more damage.

have a good healer?
fuckin kidnap them.

undead are good against rogues.

instead of combat based challenges, use mind games and puzzles. have the devil challenge someone to a fiddle playing contest. play chess with a mind reader, have an npc create some sort of soul link, so that if the npc gets hurt, one of the pcs get hurt. if the npc dies, one of the pcs die. then have the npc constantly bug the group, asking for ransom, stabbing people and running, knowing they cant be killed or else the group member dies, etc.

but if you are doing premade campaigns, i guess that sorta limits the dms creative abilities.
one of my favorite things about being a dm is messing with the player's weaknesses, encouraging them to be more careful and creative.
User avatar #95 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
We "Detect magic" at every opportunity, and our Slayer (basically a Rogue Fighter) checks for traps everywhere when there's loot laying about.

We do, and that might work... but said player also has over 100 health at level 6, and would likely survive long enough for us to open the door anyway.

Our tank is a warpriest, so he can heal himself... And she did try that sort of thing, except with a Shinobi using Black Lotus Extract on ALL its attacks.

We have multiple healers.

Our "rogues" are part fighter, and a straight bard (My character) that is an uncanny badass.

She hasn't done that yet, but 90% of the examples you gave my bard alone would be able to complete them easily.

She's been altering the premade campaign to do that, but nothing ends up working out like she plans.
#96 - applescryatnight (10/27/2014) [-]
how many people are in your group?
and i expect they are all seasoned d&d players?
User avatar #98 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
5 players and the GM.
A Warpriest
A Barbarian
An Alchemist
A Slayer
and a Bard
(also, a randomized NPC ally that is decided by GM dice yes, she has tried using this system to fuck us up as well)

And I am the least seasoned D&D player in our group (being used to 4E, and this group is Pathfinder), but all the rest nearly have the entirety of Pathfinder lore memorized.
User avatar #102 - painal (10/27/2014) [-]
I GM a group of 5 and I've made sure to let them know they are not immune to death. I seperated them all by altering the story a bit and ended up putting the cocky ones in a near death situation. One of my players characters has actually died, he wasn't mad about it, he re-rolled another character and continued playing. I play pre-made stuff as well, I usually just raise the HP to the creatures and add even more things for them to face and if it's a main encounter I'll even add in reinforcements.. A GM has no excuse for not being able to make an encounter challenging if need be.
User avatar #126 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
"I usually just raise the HP to the creatures and add even more things for them to face and if it's a main encounter I'll even add in reinforcements."

My GM does that. She has been giving us more encounters, increasing the difficulty rating (and HP) of EVERY SINGLE ENEMY WE FACE, and adding more enemies to most encounters.

Let me reiterate; SHE'S BEEN TRYING EVERYTHING SHE CAN THINK OF SHORT OF OUTRIGHT SLAUGHTERING US ALL.
User avatar #149 - painal (10/27/2014) [-]
Did yall go off a point buy system or a roll when creating yalls characters?
User avatar #150 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
point buy
User avatar #151 - painal (10/27/2014) [-]
what was the point buy?
User avatar #152 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
what do you mean?
User avatar #153 - painal (10/28/2014) [-]
Did yall go off of a 15 point buy, 20, or 25?
User avatar #154 - Nihatclodra (10/28/2014) [-]
I don't know actually... since I was new to pathfinder, my GM did my character's stats for me.
User avatar #155 - painal (10/29/2014) [-]
well what race are you and what were your stats?
User avatar #157 - Nihatclodra (10/29/2014) [-]
Oh, and we just had another session today... finally had difficulties with an enemy. Though, that was mostly because it was Tiny, could fly, and we were inside of a bell-tower (so it had lots of room). it also had an AC of 31, had well over 200HP, could control swarms of ravens at will, and had class levels in druid.

I don't know what its difficulty rating was, but it gave 10100EXP for killing it (we were level 6).
User avatar #156 - Nihatclodra (10/29/2014) [-]
Gnome, started at level 4. My stats at level 4 were:
STR 10
DEX 16
CON 12
INT 12
WIS 9
CHA 18
#87 - Womens Study Major (10/27/2014) [-]
i am pretty sure in some supplement of D&D are rules for meteor to the head damage.
the point is, the gm's job is to give the players an adventure, when you casually walk into some place and kill everything it is not and adventure.
but then again, you are playing fucking D&D, the wussy-parade of role playing games. tell her i advise playing earthdawn and to thoroughly read the books. if you start playing earthdawn the way you are used to play D&D your party will be wiped out in less then 30 minutes and even if you manage to get into the epic levels where you need to use the compendium, if she really reads those books, she will make you and your characters shit your pants, not because of the sheer power that opposes you but because of the sheer terror those horrors spew onto every living thing.
#65 - Knowing my party: Rocks fall, we kill the mountain and loot it.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/27/2014 on PC Stupidity +2
#79 - clintonator (10/27/2014) [-]
You don't simply kill "The mountain".
User avatar #122 - lahel (10/27/2014) [-]
a mountain is not alive in the first place
User avatar #81 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
True... but I could certainly yell at him until he spontaneously-combusts.
#82 - clintonator (10/27/2014) [-]
Yell at him?
Sounds familiar...
User avatar #84 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
"Blistering Invective

School evocation [fire, language-dependent]; Level alchemist 2, bard 2, inquisitor 2
CASTING

Casting Time 1 standard action
Components V, S
EFFECT

Range personal
Area 30-ft. radius
Duration instantaneous
Saving Throw Reflex partial, see text; Spell Resistance special, see below

DESCRIPTION

You unleash an insulting tirade so vicious and spiteful that enemies who hear it are physically scorched by your fury. When you cast this spell, make an Intimidate check to demoralize each enemy within 30 feet of you. Enemies that are demoralized this way take 1d10 points of fire damage and must succeed at a Reflex save or catch fire. Spell Resistance can negate the fire damage caused by this spell, but does not protect the creature from the demoralizing effect."

So yes, yell at him.
#67 - ltbuttstrong (10/27/2014) [-]
YFW looting the mountain
#64 - She's limited because everything she could throw at us would e… 10/27/2014 on PC Stupidity +2
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User avatar #48 - ironsoul (10/27/2014) [-]
sounds like your dm needs to properly ambush you.
User avatar #49 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
She has. Several times. Usually ends with my bard yelling at them until they all spontaneously combust (It's a spell called "Blistering Invective", I fucking love it).
#44 - she's been trying to convince us to split up by having multipl…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on PC Stupidity 0
User avatar #88 - kandazz (10/27/2014) [-]
Well then it is all your fault. Ya'll watched too many horror movies.
#23 - My group (level 6s) is basically: "Is there a chance …  [+] (55 new replies) 10/26/2014 on PC Stupidity +106
User avatar #103 - roegath (10/27/2014) [-]
I guess I'll hop on the band wagon. Tell her to build an anti-party, specifically designed to counter the PC's talents. Or ask her to build a Character of her own designed to handle a party with such luck. The example I love to use is a negative energy cleric of Urgathoa, kitted out with high touch and high flatfooted AC. If you want some notes on the cleric build just let me know (This goes for anyone reading the comment too).
User avatar #127 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
The "advanced mythic enemy twice our level" thing she actually did. It was a Shinobi, had 1 more tier of mythic then us, used Black Lotus Extract on EVERY SINGLE ATTACK, and had a DC30 to hit. We killed the bitch in a single round, and it only managed to deal 8 damage to our tank... and didn't manage to poison him.

That particular encounter was from our latest D&D session.
User avatar #130 - roegath (10/27/2014) [-]
You have piqued my interest in a campaign in which I have no part in... Well done! If you don't mind I'd like to get more info on your party, I might be able to build something that puts up a good fight. When it comes to parties that have insane amounts of luck, much like your's, the average PK build just won't cut it. Either way I really enjoy hearing some good D&D stories, and wouldn't mind trading some stories of my own!
User avatar #141 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
I haven't been with this group for very long (5-6 weeks, one session per week), but I can try.

The campaign we're playing is "Jade Regent".
We are all currently level 6, Mythic 2 (GM added Myhtic to the campaign to make things more interesting... big mistake).

Our party is comprised of:
A Warpriest (can't remember the race) who attacks using Shield-bashes and Armour Spikes. Hard to hit because his AC is 26 at level 6.
A Catfolk Slayer. She acts as our rogue and does MASSIVE damage when flanking, sneaking, or both.
An Android Alchemist. Bombs, bombs everywhere.
A Vanara Barbarian. 100+HP at level 6, crits on 18 or higher dice roll, counts as large-size, can deal 60+ damage on a crit... crits VERY often.
And finally my character: A Gnome Prankster Marshal-Trickster Bard. I can buff all my allies, intimidate opponents as a MOVE ACTION (and I have 15 intimidate at level 6), have attacks that stun and light enemies on fire (both attacks are AoE), can mock enemies so they get debuffed until they attack me, can move at 50 ft per round (with a spell), can make enemies that I mocked become affected with "Hideous Laughter", can make enemies TOO BORED TO FIGHT US, can heal allies and myself, and can ORDER ALLIES TO ATTACK ON MY TURN WITH A BONUS TO THEIR ATTACK (said attack does NOT count towards their action on their turn) as a swift action. Also, if I crit on an opponent with melee (not that i attack with melee often), the opponent I crit on becomes frightened for a few rounds.

It's actually unanimously decided in our group that my bard is the secret to our success, because my little gnome is a bloody badass. Heck, our tank actively prioritizes protecting me over everyone else for that reason.
User avatar #144 - roegath (10/27/2014) [-]
Hit enter on accident... A PK character can be hard to build but it always depends on the group. In your party's case I would say a summoner specializing in elementals and other constructs. They can't be hit by sneak attacks and are a rogue's worst nightmare, they also tend to have high HP and medium to very high AC.
And concerning a negative energy cleric is a lot of fun, the one I made was the level 3 equivalent of death incarnate. I actually had my first session with him yesterday, solo'd and entire frigate of sailors (50+) and ended their captain with one critical hit. The amount of EXP I got leveled me up twice.
User avatar #146 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
At level 5 we killed an Elder Earth Elemental in 3-4 rounds.
User avatar #147 - roegath (10/27/2014) [-]
A single elder earth elemental is a challenge but imagine fighting that plus a large fire elemental and a adamantine golem. Also, going by pre-made books can be hard when a party does so well, but some GM's don't seem to realize that they can insert an alt quest line that can be a death trap. But from what you've told me an anti-party would be the best way to challenge you group, and tell your GM to not pull any punches when building the characters. A TPK could happen but with your luck it doesn't seem likely.
User avatar #142 - roegath (10/27/2014) [-]
The barbarian, and sorry for being a one upper here, Cannot out damage my level 3 negative energy cleric. On a crit. while channeling smite and having it spell store inflict moderate wounds can deal at max 84 damage... Again sorry for one upping, just thought I would share. But back to the point I was making before.
User avatar #143 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
... I may have to look into creating a character like that in the future.
#85 - Womens Study Major (10/27/2014) [-]
not sure what system are you talking about but this issue could be poor design of the game like lvl 1 druid in d&d 3.? pretty much count as 2 character, using op added classes etc, or just simply gm lack experience and don't know how to use the enemies effectively last game i played i did 90% of dmg and others mostly just took dmg fall unconscious then i healed them back, steamrolling not hard with well built characters and luck because these games designed for casual play
User avatar #100 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
We're using Pathfinder.
User avatar #75 - thekeldog (10/27/2014) [-]
tell her about super flies. there so great.
User avatar #78 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
They aren't part of Pathfinder.
User avatar #93 - spinthatrecord (10/27/2014) [-]
tell her about rust monsters
User avatar #99 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
She knows about them, and she may very well use one VERY soon.
User avatar #66 - drakevil (10/27/2014) [-]
Obviously you GM does not know she can LIE!

Player: Ha, critical hit!
GM: He is immune to critical hits.
Player: What? How does that even...
GM: Because i've said so!
User avatar #69 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
Our GM uses pre-made official campaigns, and her boyfriend (who is part of our group) would call her on her bullshit.
User avatar #70 - drakevil (10/27/2014) [-]
Meteor from the sky. You are all dead.
You are all suffering from heart attacks. All dead.
The last treasure have a curse. Guess what? Dead.

See, even so, is not hard.
User avatar #71 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
Again: "Our GM uses pre-made official campaigns, and her boyfriend (who is part of our group) would call her on her bullshit."
User avatar #73 - drakevil (10/27/2014) [-]
But she is the goddamn Gm. No matter what's in the book, no matter what's in the adventure, even writen as a pre-made, he always have the last word. It's the so called "golden rule". And about her boyfriend, well, i'm pretty sure she can say for him to quiet or is no sex for a month.
User avatar #74 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
3 of the 6 people in our group live with her.

And the point of the GM is not to "Kill the players by any means necessary", that just results int he group stopping to play altogether. if she wants to kill us, she needs to do it organically; which means following the rules (though, she can and has been stretching those rules as far as she can).
#91 - applescryatnight (10/27/2014) [-]
does your group check for traps really often?
i mean, just hide a symbol of death or two in a treasure chest that triggers when it opens as a boss's final "fuck you"
presto, people who dont check for traps are gonna die.

have someone who charges forth and attacks relentlessly?
*character charges forth with team slightly behind him
*giant iron door drops down, character who charged in is isolated
*murdered brutally while rest of party tries to open door

have a good tank? freeze, stun, disable, etc.
the rest of the group will take much more damage.

have a good healer?
fuckin kidnap them.

undead are good against rogues.

instead of combat based challenges, use mind games and puzzles. have the devil challenge someone to a fiddle playing contest. play chess with a mind reader, have an npc create some sort of soul link, so that if the npc gets hurt, one of the pcs get hurt. if the npc dies, one of the pcs die. then have the npc constantly bug the group, asking for ransom, stabbing people and running, knowing they cant be killed or else the group member dies, etc.

but if you are doing premade campaigns, i guess that sorta limits the dms creative abilities.
one of my favorite things about being a dm is messing with the player's weaknesses, encouraging them to be more careful and creative.
User avatar #95 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
We "Detect magic" at every opportunity, and our Slayer (basically a Rogue Fighter) checks for traps everywhere when there's loot laying about.

We do, and that might work... but said player also has over 100 health at level 6, and would likely survive long enough for us to open the door anyway.

Our tank is a warpriest, so he can heal himself... And she did try that sort of thing, except with a Shinobi using Black Lotus Extract on ALL its attacks.

We have multiple healers.

Our "rogues" are part fighter, and a straight bard (My character) that is an uncanny badass.

She hasn't done that yet, but 90% of the examples you gave my bard alone would be able to complete them easily.

She's been altering the premade campaign to do that, but nothing ends up working out like she plans.
#96 - applescryatnight (10/27/2014) [-]
how many people are in your group?
and i expect they are all seasoned d&d players?
User avatar #98 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
5 players and the GM.
A Warpriest
A Barbarian
An Alchemist
A Slayer
and a Bard
(also, a randomized NPC ally that is decided by GM dice yes, she has tried using this system to fuck us up as well)

And I am the least seasoned D&D player in our group (being used to 4E, and this group is Pathfinder), but all the rest nearly have the entirety of Pathfinder lore memorized.
User avatar #102 - painal (10/27/2014) [-]
I GM a group of 5 and I've made sure to let them know they are not immune to death. I seperated them all by altering the story a bit and ended up putting the cocky ones in a near death situation. One of my players characters has actually died, he wasn't mad about it, he re-rolled another character and continued playing. I play pre-made stuff as well, I usually just raise the HP to the creatures and add even more things for them to face and if it's a main encounter I'll even add in reinforcements.. A GM has no excuse for not being able to make an encounter challenging if need be.
User avatar #126 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
"I usually just raise the HP to the creatures and add even more things for them to face and if it's a main encounter I'll even add in reinforcements."

My GM does that. She has been giving us more encounters, increasing the difficulty rating (and HP) of EVERY SINGLE ENEMY WE FACE, and adding more enemies to most encounters.

Let me reiterate; SHE'S BEEN TRYING EVERYTHING SHE CAN THINK OF SHORT OF OUTRIGHT SLAUGHTERING US ALL.
User avatar #149 - painal (10/27/2014) [-]
Did yall go off a point buy system or a roll when creating yalls characters?
User avatar #150 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
point buy
User avatar #151 - painal (10/27/2014) [-]
what was the point buy?
User avatar #152 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
what do you mean?
User avatar #153 - painal (10/28/2014) [-]
Did yall go off of a 15 point buy, 20, or 25?
User avatar #154 - Nihatclodra (10/28/2014) [-]
I don't know actually... since I was new to pathfinder, my GM did my character's stats for me.
User avatar #155 - painal (10/29/2014) [-]
well what race are you and what were your stats?
User avatar #157 - Nihatclodra (10/29/2014) [-]
Oh, and we just had another session today... finally had difficulties with an enemy. Though, that was mostly because it was Tiny, could fly, and we were inside of a bell-tower (so it had lots of room). it also had an AC of 31, had well over 200HP, could control swarms of ravens at will, and had class levels in druid.

I don't know what its difficulty rating was, but it gave 10100EXP for killing it (we were level 6).
User avatar #156 - Nihatclodra (10/29/2014) [-]
Gnome, started at level 4. My stats at level 4 were:
STR 10
DEX 16
CON 12
INT 12
WIS 9
CHA 18
#87 - Womens Study Major (10/27/2014) [-]
i am pretty sure in some supplement of D&D are rules for meteor to the head damage.
the point is, the gm's job is to give the players an adventure, when you casually walk into some place and kill everything it is not and adventure.
but then again, you are playing fucking D&D, the wussy-parade of role playing games. tell her i advise playing earthdawn and to thoroughly read the books. if you start playing earthdawn the way you are used to play D&D your party will be wiped out in less then 30 minutes and even if you manage to get into the epic levels where you need to use the compendium, if she really reads those books, she will make you and your characters shit your pants, not because of the sheer power that opposes you but because of the sheer terror those horrors spew onto every living thing.
User avatar #55 - ltbuttstrong (10/27/2014) [-]
Rocks fall, everyone dies
User avatar #65 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
Knowing my party: Rocks fall, we kill the mountain and loot it.
#79 - clintonator (10/27/2014) [-]
You don't simply kill "The mountain".
User avatar #122 - lahel (10/27/2014) [-]
a mountain is not alive in the first place
User avatar #81 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
True... but I could certainly yell at him until he spontaneously-combusts.
#82 - clintonator (10/27/2014) [-]
Yell at him?
Sounds familiar...
User avatar #84 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
"Blistering Invective

School evocation [fire, language-dependent]; Level alchemist 2, bard 2, inquisitor 2
CASTING

Casting Time 1 standard action
Components V, S
EFFECT

Range personal
Area 30-ft. radius
Duration instantaneous
Saving Throw Reflex partial, see text; Spell Resistance special, see below

DESCRIPTION

You unleash an insulting tirade so vicious and spiteful that enemies who hear it are physically scorched by your fury. When you cast this spell, make an Intimidate check to demoralize each enemy within 30 feet of you. Enemies that are demoralized this way take 1d10 points of fire damage and must succeed at a Reflex save or catch fire. Spell Resistance can negate the fire damage caused by this spell, but does not protect the creature from the demoralizing effect."

So yes, yell at him.
#67 - ltbuttstrong (10/27/2014) [-]
YFW looting the mountain
#52 - godofhorizons (10/27/2014) [-]
She clearly lacks imagination
User avatar #64 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
She's limited because everything she could throw at us would either one-shot everyone in the party, or get steamrolled.
#34 - nahbro (10/26/2014) [-]
Tell her to separate the characters.

Works every time to fuck things and people up.
User avatar #44 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
she's been trying to convince us to split up by having multiple paths, and a time-restraint; but we always decide to move as one while exploring regardless.
User avatar #88 - kandazz (10/27/2014) [-]
Well then it is all your fault. Ya'll watched too many horror movies.
User avatar #33 - ironsoul (10/26/2014) [-]
Rust monsters, a level draining monster, and something will spell resistance.
User avatar #47 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
We have fought a level-draining monster... killed 2 rounds, it was stunned for one of those rounds, and pinned for the other.
User avatar #48 - ironsoul (10/27/2014) [-]
sounds like your dm needs to properly ambush you.
User avatar #49 - Nihatclodra (10/27/2014) [-]
She has. Several times. Usually ends with my bard yelling at them until they all spontaneously combust (It's a spell called "Blistering Invective", I fucking love it).
#25 - bluwizard (10/26/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** That's the complete opposite of my usual campaigns. Our DM is the lucky one and we end up getting bad rolls while he crits us 90% of the time. Basic enemies tend to ruin us. like 4 kobolds vs 4 level 1's, 1 fighter, 1 cleric, 1 wizard, 1 ranger.

I was the last man standing, all 4 kobolds had lost a sum total of 5 hp, the rest of our group was trying to stabilize. I went down and the kobolds finished us all off.
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#49 - Womens Study Major (10/26/2014) [-]
There is seriously something wrong with you freaks.
User avatar #57 - Nihatclodra (10/26/2014) [-]
Hah, you say that like we weren't already aware of that fact.
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#519 - honourableevil (09/21/2014) [-]
Yes, yes I did.
Yes, yes I did.
#516 - tridaak ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #517 to #516 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
... k.
User avatar #512 to #511 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Please sir, I realize that I am sexy; but do try to contain yourself.
User avatar #513 to #512 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
I've been shrek'd
User avatar #514 to #513 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Bend Ogre.
#510 to #509 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
I like.
User avatar #508 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
So i don't forget the holy captcha:

ταλάρω דסּטeẽd
#490 - ariusbrightwing (06/18/2013) [-]
Hello Nihatclodra.

I call upon you for a quest...
#491 to #490 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
This snake was made by a certain user on FJ when he got high on marijuana, he made it out of hundreds of a single picture in the FJ Comic Creator: the "No" rageface. I have no other knowledge of it.
User avatar #492 to #491 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
After a little research, it looks like the exact post may have been lost when the FJ servers crashed and lost months of content, comments, etc.
User avatar #493 to #492 - ariusbrightwing (06/19/2013) [-]
He was drunk, not high.... I think...

;n; Noooooo...
User avatar #494 to #493 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
No, he was high: I remember that for sure.
#495 to #494 - ariusbrightwing (06/19/2013) [-]
Odd, I remember him being drunk. Well let's coexist, make a new religion of this... snake of NO.
User avatar #496 to #495 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
"The Snakes of No" sounds like something from Monty Python...
User avatar #497 to #496 - ariusbrightwing (06/19/2013) [-]
<:v Oh god please tell me it isn't, I haven't seen all their movies/shows.
User avatar #498 to #497 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
Watch Holy Grail at least.
User avatar #499 to #498 - ariusbrightwing (06/19/2013) [-]
I have seen that one quite a number of times, I don't remember any snakes of no.
User avatar #500 to #499 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
The Knights that say Ni
User avatar #501 to #500 - ariusbrightwing (06/19/2013) [-]
... That's not the Snake of No. >:v
User avatar #502 to #501 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
The Snakes of No are the trusty steeds of the Knights who say Ni.
User avatar #503 to #502 - ariusbrightwing (06/19/2013) [-]
This isn't a fanfic. ÒnÓ
#504 to #503 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
It is now!
It is now!
#484 - thesupervillian (03/30/2013) [-]
HOW YOU DOIN!?!? Its been awhile.
HOW YOU DOIN!?!? Its been awhile.
#485 to #484 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
&lt;-- to sum it up.
<-- to sum it up.
User avatar #482 - aserock (03/11/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but I came to your profile, just to look at the profile picture...
#458 - honourableevil (02/23/2013) [-]
**** the University Security! Today at Tsukino Con the security rolled up and said "Hey guys, um I know you have cleared this with the University, police, and have been allowed to have weapons at the convention for the last decade buuuuuuuut were gonna have ta ask you to get rid of all of those nerf toy guns and swords; as on account of several people fearing that a cleared, approved, and obviously harmless piece of plastic might be a lethal weapon." I'm mad now, I'm dressed as a sniper, yet I have no gun. What the heck.
#459 to #458 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
Any good traps today?
Any good traps today?
#460 to #459 - honourableevil (02/23/2013) [-]
There were a few. Once while I was taking a leak a girl walked in to the guys washrooms and eight up to the urinal next over. Had she/he not had it's willy out, I would have sworn that it was a girl.
An awkward silence broke out as we emptied our respective bladders, so I decided to break it, "Sup, that's a nice crossplay."
She turned to me and had a puzzled look on her face, "What? I'm not crossplaying, this is just what I normally wear," her voice was indeed a she's.
She smiled and pulled up her panties, she left after she washed her hands.
MFW I met the best crossplayer ever.
#461 to #460 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
If (s)he had medium-long (just passed the shoulders) light-brown hair, looked European(ish?), had blue-green eyes, and was wearing "boyish" girl's clothing: I probably know him/her.
#462 to #461 - honourableevil (02/23/2013) [-]
Nah, this was a french maid outfit and she/he was wearing a long white wig. And although 'it' had European features, I never got to see what colour her eyes were. Also, are you heading to the con tomorrow? And if so where should we try and meet?
Nah, this was a french maid outfit and she/he was wearing a long white wig. And although 'it' had European features, I never got to see what colour her eyes were. Also, are you heading to the con tomorrow? And if so where should we try and meet?
#463 to #462 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
probably around the registration office.
probably around the registration office.
#464 to #463 - honourableevil (02/23/2013) [-]
Alright, if you get this message I'll be there at around 12:00-1:00. On-wards Big Mac! Talley Ho, Convention here I go!
#465 to #464 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
I'll be getting there around the same time (unless something ***** up). Hai-Ho Silve- GOLD, I MEANT GOLD! Don't kill me...
#466 to #465 - honourableevil (02/23/2013) [-]
Guess who just got a bounty on their head?
User avatar #467 to #466 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
You remember the brony girl in the swimsuit as we were lined up for the room of shame? I saw her again, and her hair was indeed rainbow, not purple. She was a participant in the Anime Swimsuit Contest... ******* picture ID, keeping me out of the best places...
User avatar #469 to #467 - honourableevil (02/24/2013) [-]
Yo, If you see this I'll be near the registration at around noon.
#468 to #467 - honourableevil (02/24/2013) [-]
Well remember it for next time. &quot;The Room of Shame&quot; was more of a lecture of hentai history, the psychological ins and outs, and even the impossibilities of most hentai and how this effects human behavior towards sex in Japan. And athough there was quite a few nude pix, there wasn't all that much porn really; we where also forbidden to wank or be banned.
Well remember it for next time. "The Room of Shame" was more of a lecture of hentai history, the psychological ins and outs, and even the impossibilities of most hentai and how this effects human behavior towards sex in Japan. And athough there was quite a few nude pix, there wasn't all that much porn really; we where also forbidden to wank or be banned.
#470 to #468 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
shut up and take your brony cosplay!
#471 to #470 - honourableevil (02/25/2013) [-]
Alright, here are your rewords.
User avatar #473 to #471 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
*rewards
#479 to #478 - honourableevil (02/25/2013) [-]
And lastly my favorite non-brony one.
User avatar #481 to #479 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
also, that woman hasn't uploaded anything yet. www.facebook.com/AdClothingAndCostumeDesign
User avatar #480 to #479 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
and also your worst quality one, holy **** .

Also, you're just mad about all my swagger. I'm just that hugable!
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User avatar #456 to #455 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Not as good as I was hoping, but not bad. Thank you.
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User avatar #449 to #448 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Hahaha no.
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User avatar #451 to #450 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
sorry, but I only have 1, and there are only 100 of them in existence.
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User avatar #453 to #452 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure they're discontinued due to a 100 site-wide limit.
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User avatar #444 to #443 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
lol, I wasn't actually expecting you to accept.
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User avatar #446 to #445 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Well, thank you very much for the items I probably couldn't have gotten any other way.
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User avatar #420 to #419 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
Search threw my stuff, if there's anything else I have you want, just tell me.
User avatar #421 to #420 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
*through
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User avatar #423 to #422 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Decided against it?
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User avatar #425 to #424 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Oh well, maybe it's for the best. I just saw how rare my dragon is (there's only 10 out there right now, <100 if you combine all it's stages... except Eggs, haven't checked the eggs). The Badge is a pain in the ass to make, but it can be done with patience and grinding. Meanwhile, dragons take Luck, Patience, and Grinding, so they're more difficult to get (and evolve)... I think I'm just gonna try and get this guy up as high as I can get him. If you want to trade your badge for my other stuff, I'll probably say yes (except the Demi-God, Spider, Animated Bones, Coal Bot, and (of course) my Dragon... unless I end up with duplicates at some point. Which wouldn't surprise me, considering I've built up quite a collection in less than 5 days of starting the Item Game again. Rarest Items I had from the last time I stopped playing the Item Game were the Magic Sundae, dubs (11, 22, 33, etc), and a Wyrm Statue).
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User avatar #427 to #426 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Descriptions of some of your items:
"Fabulous Weapon Plans - 30000 points
Needed: 1 fabulous chisel, 1 fabulous hammer, 10 books of metallurgy and one fabulous blacksmith certification badge for a chance to create fabulous weapons and armor.
"
"Fabulous Hammer Recipe - 30000 points
Needed: 2 gay ingots, 50 books of metallurgy, 100 raw purple heart wood, 2 cut fabulous gems, 1 fabulous hammer recipe, 1 steel hammer, 1 anvil and a fabulous blacksmith certification badge.
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"Fabulous Chisel Recipe - 30000 points
Needed: 3 Fabulous ingots, 30 books of metallurgy, 200 raw purple heart wood, 5 cut garnets, 1 steel hammer, 1 anvil and a fabulous blacksmith certification badge.
"
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User avatar #429 to #428 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
"for a chance to create fabulous weapons and armor."

It's not guaranteed, you just need to workshop-spam.
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User avatar #431 to #430 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
That happens even if you use tokens on a slot-machine and don't win any tickets.
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User avatar #433 to #432 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Try asking advice on the board then.
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User avatar #435 to #434 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
hold on.
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User avatar #438 to #436 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Why not? also, too late. Don't worry, I didn't mention you or anything, I was just asking questions like the noob I am.
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User avatar #442 to #441 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
The mats didn't even disappear as you used them?
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User avatar #440 to #439 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
you didn't want help?
User avatar #418 to #417 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
Damn, did kinda poorly that time... too bad. Thanks!
User avatar #413 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
Bookmark: http://mangafox.me/manga/alyosha/v02/c017/2.html
User avatar #414 to #413 - alyosha (02/18/2013) [-]
I've had this account for awhile and never had people mention me in comments until recently. What's the deal? Did this manga suddenly become popular on this site or something?
User avatar #415 to #414 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
A friend of mine told me about it yesterday, and I was reading it on my mom's comp. I had to go to sleep, so I posted a link here so I could start again where I left off on this computer.
User avatar #416 to #415 - alyosha (02/18/2013) [-]
Ah. Okay. Sorry to bother you, but I literally went over a year without a single "mentioned in comment" notification, and within the past week there have been like five. I am confuse.
#406 - honourableevil (02/17/2013) [-]
Tomorrow, at sun set, you will die by my blade knave.
User avatar #407 to #406 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Sure... once I finish collecting all these items.

Help me, I'm addicted to FJ Items again... also, can i have your FJ points? You aren't using them for anything.
#408 to #407 - honourableevil (02/17/2013) [-]
Lol nope, I'm just going to sit back and watch you collect them all. I'll even come over to dispose of your corpse when you've died from item overdose.  And as for the points, nah not gonna happen, I'm keeping them.
Lol nope, I'm just going to sit back and watch you collect them all. I'll even come over to dispose of your corpse when you've died from item overdose. And as for the points, nah not gonna happen, I'm keeping them.
User avatar #409 to #408 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Damn, i spent all mine... and you have 30k that'll never be used...

Oh well, in the past 3 days, I've skyrocketed to be among the top 1500 Item Collectors on this site, I'll manage. I even have 1 item of which only 100 exist on the site.

Oh god help me, I sold Joey's top-percentage Ratata for top-tier items.
#410 to #409 - honourableevil (02/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, you might have a problem on your hands...But then again, those are your hands...I'm sure it'll be just fine, just fine. Also, do you have happen to have some gold lying about, I could use it if your corpse doesn't take it into the afterlife.
User avatar #411 to #410 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Sure. I have Gold Ingots, Gold Ore, and Nazi Gold. I'll take some to pay the ferryman though.
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User avatar #405 to #404 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Lord Legitness, Thou hath not forsaken me!
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User avatar #398 to #397 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
tyvm
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User avatar #396 - mushizombie (02/15/2013) [-]
if you want anything else let me know :) every thigns considered lol :#
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