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    Awesome name. Awesome name.
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#68 - gotta love haters like you.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Take My Money! 0
#69 - skeletorexplains (12/09/2014) [-]
Gotta love fanboys like you who know nothing and flail to their weeabo katana when all else fails..

go back to practicing Jutsu, nerd.
#32 - any point in the universe is the center of the universe. 12/08/2014 on men in black get deep +4
#47 - Also it's a small plot hole when 2 of the main characters in t…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Take My Money! 0
#57 - skeletorexplains (12/08/2014) [-]
The Cross guard doesn't fucking help at all in that regard, Are you fucking stupid?

Anakin lost his arm- by Dooku, ARM, Mainly because he got cocky and wanted to Dual wield in a stance that was very limited on offense. Got his lightsaber destroyed (or Obi's. W.e) Then Dooku slashed at his elbow cutting off his arm.

So the Crossguard wouldn't have fucking worked, Not to mention this is a crossguard of shit THAT CAN CUT THROUGH NEAR ANYTHING. You'd think you'd want that -AS FAR AWAY FROM YOU AS POSSIBLE?

How'd Dooku lose his hands? Some tricky hand play. Crossguard wouldn't have saved him at all.

How'd Luke lose his hand? Again some tricky handplay, knock the black up and away, get a clear shot at the wrist, cut. A Crossguard can't save that at all.

It's like you people don't even research your shit, You just cling to the idea "no its awesome, Shut up."

If the Crossguard was made out of Phrik or any other material- MAYBE it would have been cool. If the fucking hilt had a Cutlass design to it which, again, was made out of Phrik could have been a thousand times more useful because It'd have the added bonus of fully protecting your fingers to an extent.

NO weapon in star wars is going to save you from losing your wrist from a lightsaber unless say you go overly stupid with its design and do a Wrist lightsaber, with a Phrik wrist guard... But even then they can just cut off your fucking shoulder.

It's stupid, Unnecessary, and stop whining when people say it looks stupid, it looks fucking stupid because it is fucking stupid..And you're fucking stupid for trying to defend it with next to no knowledge of it or weapons in general, the idea you went for "Katana" First off makes me think you're a fucking weeabo. Course a Katana has more Weight than a lightsaber- A LIGHTSABER ONLY HAS A WEIGHT OF A HILT. The blade its near weight-less.

Holy fuck, Take a big fucking bite of Humble pie and stop drinking the Downies koolaid kiddo.
#68 - Neverknewme (12/09/2014) [-]
gotta love haters like you.
#69 - skeletorexplains (12/09/2014) [-]
Gotta love fanboys like you who know nothing and flail to their weeabo katana when all else fails..

go back to practicing Jutsu, nerd.
User avatar #62 - brokentrucker (12/08/2014) [-]
While I agree 100% with what you've said, I'd like to make a point in saying that perhaps it's for intimidation? "Holy shit, this guy is wielding this dangerous thing and it could murder the fuck out of him if he slips up and he's all like 'no fucks given', he must be a badass" kind of thing. For us, the audience, it doesn't have the same effect, because we can analyze the fuck out of it without it swinging at us, nearly cleaving bits of us off.
#67 - skeletorexplains (12/09/2014) [-]
You're talking about Shock value. If you want shock value for a weapon then either the Double bladed staff or Lightwhip are the two weapons you'd want to catch your opponent off guard. Why? Because they're both rare weapons to be used, Lightwhip especially, The shock value of them is to an extent that you're put immediately on the defensive because you don't know how to combat it.

Now lets weigh up the pro's and cons for this weapon:
Pros: It has a shock value, a minor one.
It may deflect one or two stray hits, that's it.

Cons:
A hilt that burns you may want to keep away from yourself, even if you have trained to master this weapon, compared to EVERY other design the inquisitor could have chosen, he chose the dumbest, and easily abusable one., It'd take one kick and he'd stab himself, One force push. And i'm willing to bet that is what happens in the movie.

"But the crossguard is there to protect your hand against sliding blades" No it isn't. There's no such thing as a lightsaber sliding..You're thinking of RL blades and how they work, Name one time where a lightsaber slides, They don't. Because they're made out of light. They're pushed up against each other at best, but they don't slide. I am willing to bet they put a sliding motion in the movie and explain it horribly though, Because that shit ain't canon.

Despite having a crossguard, Your hand is still massively open to attack, As much as you think it isn't, watch every single fight where a duelist loses their hand(s) you'll be surprised a the angles.

There's more but back on topic, The audience would be star wars nerds, a lot of them would analyze the shit out of this blade and point out its many, many flaws. Is it cool? it's eyecatching and memorable. Is it practical? not at all.

To be technical nearly every lightsaber save the Double bladed staff or a single lightsaber are practical, why? They put a LOT of strain on your wrist.
#46 - a katana has much more weight than a lightsaber if you want to… 12/08/2014 on Take My Money! -1
#190 - Radioactive decay. 02/06/2014 on Logic'd 0
#50 - *Current technology. After the first 2 centuries. Our technolo… 11/29/2013 on Terraforming Mars 0
#129 - yeah i think i would've commited suicide if i ran out of drugs…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2013 on Pick your poison 0
User avatar #130 - monstrumologist (11/22/2013) [-]
What kind of fucked up monster does paranoia creates? I think there's already been one in the Silent HIll series.
#126 - and isn't silent hill just a city where most of the horror hap…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Pick your poison 0
User avatar #127 - monstrumologist (11/22/2013) [-]
That's a valid point. But I'll bring along my axe just in case I run out of drugs
#129 - Neverknewme (11/22/2013) [-]
yeah i think i would've commited suicide if i ran out of drugs. mostly because of paranoia when the ketamine wears off.
User avatar #130 - monstrumologist (11/22/2013) [-]
What kind of fucked up monster does paranoia creates? I think there's already been one in the Silent HIll series.
#124 - what about nemesis..  [+] (5 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Pick your poison +1
User avatar #125 - monstrumologist (11/22/2013) [-]
FUCK.
#126 - Neverknewme (11/22/2013) [-]
and isn't silent hill just a city where most of the horror happens in the head of the people visiting it. I'd take silent hill and snort enough ketamine to have absolutely no fucking idea what would be going on...
User avatar #127 - monstrumologist (11/22/2013) [-]
That's a valid point. But I'll bring along my axe just in case I run out of drugs
#129 - Neverknewme (11/22/2013) [-]
yeah i think i would've commited suicide if i ran out of drugs. mostly because of paranoia when the ketamine wears off.
User avatar #130 - monstrumologist (11/22/2013) [-]
What kind of fucked up monster does paranoia creates? I think there's already been one in the Silent HIll series.
#183 - you could, heart gold and soul silver have most ingame content… 11/15/2013 on Pokemon should really exist 0
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