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#57 - skeletorexplains (12/08/2014) [-]
Anakin lost his arm- by Dooku, ARM, Mainly because he got cocky and wanted to Dual wield in a stance that was very limited on offense. Got his lightsaber destroyed (or Obi's. W.e) Then Dooku slashed at his elbow cutting off his arm.
So the Crossguard wouldn't have fucking worked, Not to mention this is a crossguard of shit THAT CAN CUT THROUGH NEAR ANYTHING. You'd think you'd want that -AS FAR AWAY FROM YOU AS POSSIBLE?
How'd Dooku lose his hands? Some tricky hand play. Crossguard wouldn't have saved him at all.
How'd Luke lose his hand? Again some tricky handplay, knock the black up and away, get a clear shot at the wrist, cut. A Crossguard can't save that at all.
It's like you people don't even research your shit, You just cling to the idea "no its awesome, Shut up."
If the Crossguard was made out of Phrik or any other material- MAYBE it would have been cool. If the fucking hilt had a Cutlass design to it which, again, was made out of Phrik could have been a thousand times more useful because It'd have the added bonus of fully protecting your fingers to an extent.
NO weapon in star wars is going to save you from losing your wrist from a lightsaber unless say you go overly stupid with its design and do a Wrist lightsaber, with a Phrik wrist guard... But even then they can just cut off your fucking shoulder.
It's stupid, Unnecessary, and stop whining when people say it looks stupid, it looks fucking stupid because it is fucking stupid..And you're fucking stupid for trying to defend it with next to no knowledge of it or weapons in general, the idea you went for "Katana" First off makes me think you're a fucking weeabo. Course a Katana has more Weight than a lightsaber- A LIGHTSABER ONLY HAS A WEIGHT OF A HILT. The blade its near weight-less.
Holy fuck, Take a big fucking bite of Humble pie and stop drinking the Downies koolaid kiddo.
#62 - brokentrucker (12/08/2014) [-]
While I agree 100% with what you've said, I'd like to make a point in saying that perhaps it's for intimidation? "Holy shit, this guy is wielding this dangerous thing and it could murder the fuck out of him if he slips up and he's all like 'no fucks given', he must be a badass" kind of thing. For us, the audience, it doesn't have the same effect, because we can analyze the fuck out of it without it swinging at us, nearly cleaving bits of us off.
#67 - skeletorexplains (12/09/2014) [-]
Now lets weigh up the pro's and cons for this weapon:
Pros: It has a shock value, a minor one.
It may deflect one or two stray hits, that's it.
A hilt that burns you may want to keep away from yourself, even if you have trained to master this weapon, compared to EVERY other design the inquisitor could have chosen, he chose the dumbest, and easily abusable one., It'd take one kick and he'd stab himself, One force push. And i'm willing to bet that is what happens in the movie.
"But the crossguard is there to protect your hand against sliding blades" No it isn't. There's no such thing as a lightsaber sliding..You're thinking of RL blades and how they work, Name one time where a lightsaber slides, They don't. Because they're made out of light. They're pushed up against each other at best, but they don't slide. I am willing to bet they put a sliding motion in the movie and explain it horribly though, Because that shit ain't canon.
Despite having a crossguard, Your hand is still massively open to attack, As much as you think it isn't, watch every single fight where a duelist loses their hand(s) you'll be surprised a the angles.
There's more but back on topic, The audience would be star wars nerds, a lot of them would analyze the shit out of this blade and point out its many, many flaws. Is it cool? it's eyecatching and memorable. Is it practical? not at all.
To be technical nearly every lightsaber save the Double bladed staff or a single lightsaber are practical, why? They put a LOT of strain on your wrist.
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