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#2 - Well, if someone is playing soccer, they should be doing that … 11/27/2013 on I'm sorry but that's hilarious +36
#5 - Unfortunately, it wasn't their street, it was public property.… 11/25/2013 on Like a boss +10
#56 - You do realize that there is a huge chunk of african americans… 11/25/2013 on Race +1
#81 - I agree that learning about other cultures is great, but it sh… 11/25/2013 on Welcome to England +1
#242 - Genie, Wish that from that point on, anything I imagine wi… 11/25/2013 on choose one item 0
#121 - I....I'm sorry..... 11/23/2013 on Wouldn't complain 0
#14 - Man, i always enjoyed those kiddy shows that directly dealt wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on seriously nick. +7
User avatar #124 - failtolawl (11/23/2013) [-]
it's on Nick, it's a kids show, why the fuck would they show something that threatens their channel's credibility? What is next, putting aqua team hunger force on?
#19 - ...Works for me. 11/21/2013 on bitcoin 0
#14 - What in the flying **** is bitcoin?  [+] (14 new replies) 11/21/2013 on bitcoin +3
User avatar #27 - defectivetoast (11/21/2013) [-]
demandsgayversion is kinda right. Its used a lot for anonymous transactions on websites like silkroad and such (to buy drugs). It also is used for legit reasons too, because you could "mine" them by using a program that would use your computer to solve complex algorithms or something, but this has gotten hard recently because many people found out about them and now you would need to make a rig specifically for bitcoin mining. The prices have also been rising to ridiculous levels lately. As of today bitcoins are worth around $696.30 usd, which is possibly the highest they've been in a while.
#36 - anonymous (11/21/2013) [-]
The problem is that what comes up, must come down. So before long a lot of people are going to wind up screwed.
User avatar #39 - defectivetoast (11/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, it already had a ton of big crashes Like after silk road got shut down , just like every economy.
User avatar #38 - okamiterasu (11/21/2013) [-]
But bitcoin is still growing and becoming more popular, it's entirely possible that it'll continue growing indefinitely. one of the interesting things about it is it has reverse inflation
User avatar #21 - thesweetape (11/21/2013) [-]
Its also a form of payment in which it cant be tracked by anyone. People have been payed for terrible things and there is no way to track it.
User avatar #15 - demandsgayversion (11/21/2013) [-]
Pedophile currency
#26 - notyaoming (11/21/2013) [-]
This is woefully one sided, and very ignorant.

Do you even know how bit coins work, or where they're accepted? Or how they're even produced? Why do you automatically assume that only pedophiles use them?
User avatar #45 - demandsgayversion (11/22/2013) [-]
I'm automatically assuming you're a pedophile.
#50 - notyaoming (11/22/2013) [-]
Well, I'm going to automatically assume you're willfully ignorant about how certain things work.
User avatar #51 - demandsgayversion (11/22/2013) [-]
Who isn't?
#23 - imofcnotharveydent (11/21/2013) [-]
a little more detailed
User avatar #24 - bjornkrage (11/21/2013) [-]
it's like having the money online without having a bank that fucks you in the ass.
User avatar #55 - imofcnotharveydent (11/23/2013) [-]
thanks man
#19 - Neodude (11/21/2013) [-]
...Works for me.
#45 - I've run a ton of games on it. Trying to think of some of the … 11/20/2013 on Parents disappointment in HD 0
#39 - I went for the lowest version, and that ran me about &800 …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Parents disappointment in HD 0
#40 - tyroneisanigger (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm thinking of using my tax return to get one. It'll be around $1000.
What games do you run on it?
#45 - Neodude (11/20/2013) [-]
I've run a ton of games on it. Trying to think of some of the more taxing stuff, I've done Shogun 2: Fall of the Samurai at full, Arma2, Battlefield....basically most types of games I've run really well.
#37 - I've been running the X51 for over a year and a half, and ti …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Parents disappointment in HD 0
#38 - tyroneisanigger (11/20/2013) [-]
Hmm, how much did it cost total? Also, what OS is it currently running?
#39 - Neodude (11/20/2013) [-]
I went for the lowest version, and that ran me about &800 or so after shipping and taxes. I've been running windows 7 on it and have had 0 problems on it. You'd be lucky too, as they stopped shipping them with a shit tier wifi antenna.
#40 - tyroneisanigger (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm thinking of using my tax return to get one. It'll be around $1000.
What games do you run on it?
#45 - Neodude (11/20/2013) [-]
I've run a ton of games on it. Trying to think of some of the more taxing stuff, I've done Shogun 2: Fall of the Samurai at full, Arma2, Battlefield....basically most types of games I've run really well.
#111 - My best guess would be Easy A 11/20/2013 on D'awww so sweet. 0
#13 - I really want to know where you have had experience balancing … 11/20/2013 on Fucking hate GTA: 5 cops 0
#11 - That's not stupidity. balancing game is extensively ***…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Fucking hate GTA: 5 cops 0
User avatar #12 - tittylovin (11/20/2013) [-]
Naw man, it sucks. It has some pretty poor design choices.
It's really not that hard to balance. They should have thought ahead.
Your fanboy is showing
#13 - Neodude (11/20/2013) [-]
I really want to know where you have had experience balancing games, because I've been working on one for the past 9 months and balancing everything has been the biggest problem we've encountered over the entire thing. I'll even agree with you that they have made bad design decision, and have gone about some thing the wrong way. Although I am curious as to what you consider the bad choices.
#9 - I see it as they are having troubles adjusting and balancing O…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Fucking hate GTA: 5 cops 0
User avatar #10 - tittylovin (11/20/2013) [-]
I think they're greed, you think they're stupid.
Either way, the game sucks for a multitude of reasons.

#11 - Neodude (11/20/2013) [-]
That's not stupidity. balancing game is extensively fucking hard, and can take a very long time to get right. Also, while the game does have its problems, it is nowhere even close to sucking. You must have been gifted with avoiding some seriously atrocious games if you think GTA sucks.
User avatar #12 - tittylovin (11/20/2013) [-]
Naw man, it sucks. It has some pretty poor design choices.
It's really not that hard to balance. They should have thought ahead.
Your fanboy is showing
#13 - Neodude (11/20/2013) [-]
I really want to know where you have had experience balancing games, because I've been working on one for the past 9 months and balancing everything has been the biggest problem we've encountered over the entire thing. I'll even agree with you that they have made bad design decision, and have gone about some thing the wrong way. Although I am curious as to what you consider the bad choices.
#7 - If they meager amount of money you don't get for failing the m…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Fucking hate GTA: 5 cops 0
User avatar #8 - tittylovin (11/20/2013) [-]
Not before the update. Even after, it still sort of remains.
If you fail a mission that requires you to shoot up some niggas, but doesn't pay much, you're going to need to spend at least that much to buy your ammo back since any ammo used in a mission doesn't come back, and you lose loads of it anyways if you die.

Obviously once you get your stride you won't fail as much, but it's pretty obvious that the game is poorly designed in some areas. Whether it's intentional or not, I don't know. I'd rather think that Rockstar is greedy instead of just plain stupid.
#9 - Neodude (11/20/2013) [-]
I see it as they are having troubles adjusting and balancing Online, as they haven't really done something exactly like it before.
User avatar #10 - tittylovin (11/20/2013) [-]
I think they're greed, you think they're stupid.
Either way, the game sucks for a multitude of reasons.

#11 - Neodude (11/20/2013) [-]
That's not stupidity. balancing game is extensively fucking hard, and can take a very long time to get right. Also, while the game does have its problems, it is nowhere even close to sucking. You must have been gifted with avoiding some seriously atrocious games if you think GTA sucks.
User avatar #12 - tittylovin (11/20/2013) [-]
Naw man, it sucks. It has some pretty poor design choices.
It's really not that hard to balance. They should have thought ahead.
Your fanboy is showing
#13 - Neodude (11/20/2013) [-]
I really want to know where you have had experience balancing games, because I've been working on one for the past 9 months and balancing everything has been the biggest problem we've encountered over the entire thing. I'll even agree with you that they have made bad design decision, and have gone about some thing the wrong way. Although I am curious as to what you consider the bad choices.
#11 - Sorry, but i won't vote for something just because it's series… 11/20/2013 on The Chance of a Lifetime 0
#4 - Dude, if he used an onomatopoeia it just wouldn't fit at all w…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2013 on Playing Recon 0
User avatar #6 - pineapplemcgee (11/19/2013) [-]
true
#5 - How the **** does having annoying cops make you w…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Fucking hate GTA: 5 cops 0
User avatar #6 - tittylovin (11/20/2013) [-]
Getting killed or busted makes you fail the mission, so no payday. Also, it costs money to die, and you lose a shitload of ammo for whatever weapons you have.
They nerfed it, but it used to cost thousands if you died.
#7 - Neodude (11/20/2013) [-]
If they meager amount of money you don't get for failing the mission, plus the cost of refilling ammo is so much that you would need to purchase the money, then I feel like possibly GTA isn't quite something for you. It is insanely easy to outpace money lost, and it not difficult at all to pass most missions.
User avatar #8 - tittylovin (11/20/2013) [-]
Not before the update. Even after, it still sort of remains.
If you fail a mission that requires you to shoot up some niggas, but doesn't pay much, you're going to need to spend at least that much to buy your ammo back since any ammo used in a mission doesn't come back, and you lose loads of it anyways if you die.

Obviously once you get your stride you won't fail as much, but it's pretty obvious that the game is poorly designed in some areas. Whether it's intentional or not, I don't know. I'd rather think that Rockstar is greedy instead of just plain stupid.
#9 - Neodude (11/20/2013) [-]
I see it as they are having troubles adjusting and balancing Online, as they haven't really done something exactly like it before.
User avatar #10 - tittylovin (11/20/2013) [-]
I think they're greed, you think they're stupid.
Either way, the game sucks for a multitude of reasons.

#11 - Neodude (11/20/2013) [-]
That's not stupidity. balancing game is extensively fucking hard, and can take a very long time to get right. Also, while the game does have its problems, it is nowhere even close to sucking. You must have been gifted with avoiding some seriously atrocious games if you think GTA sucks.
User avatar #12 - tittylovin (11/20/2013) [-]
Naw man, it sucks. It has some pretty poor design choices.
It's really not that hard to balance. They should have thought ahead.
Your fanboy is showing
#13 - Neodude (11/20/2013) [-]
I really want to know where you have had experience balancing games, because I've been working on one for the past 9 months and balancing everything has been the biggest problem we've encountered over the entire thing. I'll even agree with you that they have made bad design decision, and have gone about some thing the wrong way. Although I am curious as to what you consider the bad choices.
#20 - The problem with your statement there is that you assume guys … 11/19/2013 on *akward fake laugh* 0
#4 - your damned picture made me think of this 11/18/2013 on heard christmas music on... 0
#244 - Ya, it was okay, probably one of the ones that came closest. 11/18/2013 on The Original Next-Gen Console 0
#90 - Hey, you better damn well respect what us Canucks did during b…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/17/2013 on France... +1
#118 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
But comparatively speaking Canada didn't do much compared to the UK, Russia, and the US.
#134 - stratotastic (11/18/2013) [-]
Actually Canada did a shitload not going to type it out, don't have the time. But Canada liberated the first Italian city but forces were called back so the Americans could go in. Might want to do some research before you say Canadians didn't do much.
#135 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
I said Canada didn't do much compared to the UK, Russia, and the US, which is true. Russia single handedly held the western front, the UK held of the Germans on the eastern front, and the US assisted majorly on the taking back of the eastern front with the UK, whilst defeating the Japanese with help from the aussies.

I'm not saying Canada did nothing, but it's undeniable they didn't do as much as the previous three listed.
#137 - stratotastic (11/18/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_history_of_Canada_during_World_War_II
I`m leaving this article here whether you choose to read it is up to you.
``On 6 June 1944, the 3rd Canadian Division landed on Juno Beach in the Battle of Normandy and sustained heavy casualties in their first hour of attack. By the end of D-Day, the Canadians had penetrated deeper into France than either the British or the American troops at their landing sites, overcoming stronger resistance than any of the other beachheads except Omaha Beach. In the first month of the Normandy campaign, Canadian, British and Polish troops were opposed by some of the strongest and best trained German troops in the theatre, including the 1st SS Division, the 12th SS Division and the Panzer-Lehr-Division.``

The Canadians did alot during the war with there limited numbers and limited money.

"Give me Canadian soldiers, American technology and British officers and I'll rule the world." - Winston Churchill
#140 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
That's well and good, but as we know US and british forces still penetrated Normandy, getting through first doesn't mean much in the grand scheme of things.

And again, i'm not saying Canada did nothing, but in comparison of the whole of the war the UK, US, and Russia did more. There wouldn't have been a Normandy invasion without US and UK planning, ever hear the phrase "Won the battle but lost the war?" The UK, US and Russia planned the war, Canadians helped, i'm not denying that, but it's not a matter of opinion that the UK, US, and Russia did more, it's fact.
#141 - stratotastic (11/18/2013) [-]
Canada provided both an Airfield and pilot training for Britain, Britain was overwhelmed an would have lost the war without Canada the US did not enter the war until 1942 and the Soviets until 1941 if Canada had not been there the war would have been over before both joined, it`s fact.
#143 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
I disagree, Britain could've easily found another airfield to train on, the US was already supporting the UK to a great degree, an airfield could've easily been designated to the british. And without Canadian support to the UK the US more likely than not would've joined the war much sooner. And a hypothetical situation isn't fact, we don't know what would've happened. My hypothetical situation is as valid as yours, which is why hypothetical arguments are silly, they can go either way.

AGAIN, AND PLEASE READ THIS SLOWLY, I'M NOT SAYING CANADA DID NOTHING. They had a support role, whilst the UK, US, and russia had more direct roles in the winning of the war.
#142 - gerfox (11/18/2013) [-]
There's a lot Britain would have lost the war without. They also barely managed to salvage the Norwegian merchant fleet containing 50% of the worlds oil tankers at the time - without it, they wouldn't have been able to transport enough food and fuel to the UK to hold off the Luftwaffe.
#95 - gerfox (11/17/2013) [-]
ahh, of course - you're Canadian. You go without saying. Having the third largest navy in the world, and the fourth largest air force in WW2, and landing at Normandy it's pretty obvious that you participated greatly, like the other dominions of the British Empire.
#91 - gerfox (11/17/2013) [-]
If you read further down, you would have seen it... The one I replied to deleted his comment, and so I deleted my reply and reposted it. He replied to my deleted post...

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#133 - I would just like to say there is nothing "brave" ab… 11/17/2013 on So true 0
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#12 - anonymous (07/20/2011) [-]
The episode title for the Family Guy episode you were referring to is called Brothers and Sisters, Season 9 Episode 15. :D
#1 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY IS ALL MINE BABY!  
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COMMENT VIRGINITY IS ALL MINE BABY!
(Thanks for the add)
#2 to #1 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
I feel violated.... but great story you just posted
User avatar #3 to #2 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
LOL. I do make others feel that way. It's my specialty. Known to rape you in some way. Childhood, etc. LOL. Thanks for the feedback. As a gift, go to my profile, click my avatar, Happy Fapping.
#4 to #3 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
OH MEIN GOD....... is it bad if I at one point had more the 75 favorited?
User avatar #5 to #4 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
Wait, what?
#6 to #5 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
missed the % symbol thingy
User avatar #7 to #6 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
It's a good thing. I think.
#8 to #7 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
its possible it could be sorta good ish
User avatar #9 to #8 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
It will. Give it time.
#10 to #9 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
Time is the one thing I've got.
User avatar #11 to #10 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
Use it well.
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