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#22 - There was a method, that I don't know if it is still usable, t…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Hard work 0
User avatar #23 - TheHutchie (12/09/2013) [-]
I love Legendary, it forces you to adopt a more desperate, well-practiced fighting style. Every fight is a fight for your life, and when you finally beat an opponent, you really feel like you earned it.

Hell, when fighting higher level draugr, I spend more time dodging than I do hitting them.
#24 - Neodude (12/09/2013) [-]
Ya, although it really shows the lack of depth with the skyim combat system when you go that high, because it just ends up being a ten minute long smack fest.
User avatar #25 - TheHutchie (12/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's true. It's a shame really. I rely on raw emotion to make it feel right. 'Cause you know, dragons are scary if they can actually reduce you to ash with ease.
#26 - Neodude (12/09/2013) [-]
Ya, I will say, it actually feels good every once in a while to be grabbed and shaken by a dragon. Helps make them actually seem like great powerful beasts for once.
#20 - Depends on how you like to play. If you play without breaking …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Hard work 0
User avatar #21 - TheHutchie (12/09/2013) [-]
Sorry, I forgot that I play on Legendary and one-shotting anything is impossible.

Not even wolves.

By the way, what do mean "without breaking anything"?
User avatar #34 - OsamaBinLadenz (12/09/2013) [-]
I play on Legendary as well. It's hard, but the Ebony Blade makes me un-fucking-killable. 33 damage with max Two-Handed and 30 Absorb Health permanently (It never runs out!) on the weapon. If I chose an Orc, I'd have an even easier time!
#22 - Neodude (12/09/2013) [-]
There was a method, that I don't know if it is still usable, that could push the damage of a weapon into the millions. You could play on legendary, run around butt naked, and still kill everything in sight. I know the difficulties of legendary, hell, even with smithing as high as possible with boosts from potions and enchantments, i still get clusterfucked
User avatar #23 - TheHutchie (12/09/2013) [-]
I love Legendary, it forces you to adopt a more desperate, well-practiced fighting style. Every fight is a fight for your life, and when you finally beat an opponent, you really feel like you earned it.

Hell, when fighting higher level draugr, I spend more time dodging than I do hitting them.
#24 - Neodude (12/09/2013) [-]
Ya, although it really shows the lack of depth with the skyim combat system when you go that high, because it just ends up being a ten minute long smack fest.
User avatar #25 - TheHutchie (12/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's true. It's a shame really. I rely on raw emotion to make it feel right. 'Cause you know, dragons are scary if they can actually reduce you to ash with ease.
#26 - Neodude (12/09/2013) [-]
Ya, I will say, it actually feels good every once in a while to be grabbed and shaken by a dragon. Helps make them actually seem like great powerful beasts for once.
#14 - Why no killing dragons. Would not the most majestic and powerf…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Hard work +12
User avatar #57 - unclebourbon (12/10/2013) [-]
My response would fall under the "No magic" rule. Shouts, in my opinion, or even the event of absorbing a dragon soul, is a magical event. So therefore would be breaking the no magic rule.

I am playing EXTREMELY strict to the Archer class.
#58 - Neodude (12/10/2013) [-]
Well, that explanation works perfectly fine for me.
User avatar #19 - TheHutchie (12/09/2013) [-]
You'll have a hell of a time killing a dragon mid-flight. They land long before they're near death, and they stay landed.
#20 - Neodude (12/09/2013) [-]
Depends on how you like to play. If you play without breaking anything, then ya, you will never actually take a dragon down in the air. however, if you use the ridiculous methods in smithing(I can't recall if they fixed them) you can one shot a dragon easy.
User avatar #21 - TheHutchie (12/09/2013) [-]
Sorry, I forgot that I play on Legendary and one-shotting anything is impossible.

Not even wolves.

By the way, what do mean "without breaking anything"?
User avatar #34 - OsamaBinLadenz (12/09/2013) [-]
I play on Legendary as well. It's hard, but the Ebony Blade makes me un-fucking-killable. 33 damage with max Two-Handed and 30 Absorb Health permanently (It never runs out!) on the weapon. If I chose an Orc, I'd have an even easier time!
#22 - Neodude (12/09/2013) [-]
There was a method, that I don't know if it is still usable, that could push the damage of a weapon into the millions. You could play on legendary, run around butt naked, and still kill everything in sight. I know the difficulties of legendary, hell, even with smithing as high as possible with boosts from potions and enchantments, i still get clusterfucked
User avatar #23 - TheHutchie (12/09/2013) [-]
I love Legendary, it forces you to adopt a more desperate, well-practiced fighting style. Every fight is a fight for your life, and when you finally beat an opponent, you really feel like you earned it.

Hell, when fighting higher level draugr, I spend more time dodging than I do hitting them.
#24 - Neodude (12/09/2013) [-]
Ya, although it really shows the lack of depth with the skyim combat system when you go that high, because it just ends up being a ten minute long smack fest.
User avatar #25 - TheHutchie (12/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's true. It's a shame really. I rely on raw emotion to make it feel right. 'Cause you know, dragons are scary if they can actually reduce you to ash with ease.
#26 - Neodude (12/09/2013) [-]
Ya, I will say, it actually feels good every once in a while to be grabbed and shaken by a dragon. Helps make them actually seem like great powerful beasts for once.
#56 - the **** you say aboot hockey.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on Cold hard cash +18
#124 - anonymous (12/09/2013) [-]
he didn't say shit bitch, i'll kick your ass
#4 - I am so happy I'm in college for a game design undergraduate..… 12/07/2013 on Finals 0
#458 - Does she also use the mens bathroom in restaurants and stuff? 12/07/2013 on Family 0
#18 - Honestly, there is no way to say which s better, as they both … 12/07/2013 on using google maps on PS4 0
#343 - God I miss the days when it was nice and simple. Gay, straight…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2013 on Family 0
#449 - tkfishandchips (12/07/2013) [-]
I know an individual who is biologically a female, dates men (biologically men), and considers herself as a gay man, because she feels that she was born into the wrong gender. How's that for a convoluted thought process.
#458 - Neodude (12/07/2013) [-]
Does she also use the mens bathroom in restaurants and stuff?
#337 - I thank you...but that just raises more questions. Like what o…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2013 on Family +1
#342 - tkfishandchips (12/07/2013) [-]
**tkfishandchips rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at And Jobless ** If you ask ten different people, you will probably get ten different answers. Someone was probably offended, like the rest of the world about something, and made their own 'identity'.
#343 - Neodude (12/07/2013) [-]
God I miss the days when it was nice and simple. Gay, straight or bi. Stuff was so easy.
#449 - tkfishandchips (12/07/2013) [-]
I know an individual who is biologically a female, dates men (biologically men), and considers herself as a gay man, because she feels that she was born into the wrong gender. How's that for a convoluted thought process.
#458 - Neodude (12/07/2013) [-]
Does she also use the mens bathroom in restaurants and stuff?
#326 - Okay...when did it change from LGBT to LGBTQIA.....and what in…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/07/2013 on Family +3
#334 - tkfishandchips (12/07/2013) [-]
**tkfishandchips rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at What's your destiny? ** Queer, Intersex, and Ally/Asexual.
User avatar #496 - teoferrazzi (12/07/2013) [-]
Q is questioning, not queer. Queer is an umbrella terms that encapsulates all 'different' sexuality, from gay to asexual.
#337 - Neodude (12/07/2013) [-]
I thank you...but that just raises more questions. Like what on earth intersex is, and why Queer is any different then Gay or les, as last I checked it was just a different term used for the same group.
#342 - tkfishandchips (12/07/2013) [-]
**tkfishandchips rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at And Jobless ** If you ask ten different people, you will probably get ten different answers. Someone was probably offended, like the rest of the world about something, and made their own 'identity'.
#343 - Neodude (12/07/2013) [-]
God I miss the days when it was nice and simple. Gay, straight or bi. Stuff was so easy.
#449 - tkfishandchips (12/07/2013) [-]
I know an individual who is biologically a female, dates men (biologically men), and considers herself as a gay man, because she feels that she was born into the wrong gender. How's that for a convoluted thought process.
#458 - Neodude (12/07/2013) [-]
Does she also use the mens bathroom in restaurants and stuff?
#93 - Are biggest obstacle will always be the brain. Until; we can f…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on Week in science this. 0
User avatar #106 - shinyarmor (12/04/2013) [-]
if brains can regenerate we wouldnt have the memories. that means we would need a paradox to keep it an anomaly of life without losing the information.
#23 - Damnit..hit enter........ Anywho.. I fully believe that video … 11/29/2013 on Should video games be... 0
#21 - Well, if you consider the simple definition of art as being th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2013 on Should video games be... +1
#23 - Neodude (11/29/2013) [-]
Damnit..hit enter........ Anywho.. I fully believe that video games are art. While to some it may not seem like much can go into a game, but from my short experience so far in creating them, so much of a person can b put into them. I myself have seen my friends pour their heart and soul into a game, not for profit or money, but because they truly wish to create something beautiful that they imagined. Games can have so much depth behind them, that it could feasibly take years to understand all of the broad subjects a simple and short game can touch upon. As with what people have considered art for centuries, games also have the ability to bring for emotions from hose that partake in the experience. They can make you cry and feel loss for something that was never tangibly there, they can make you feel anger over the actions of a person that has never existed. In my opinion, games are the continued expansion and forward progression of art towards more inclusive experiences.
#64 - Last I heard, we still get to protest. We just can't wear mask… 11/29/2013 on Dats Mah Boi 0
#31 - The unfortunate thing is, even if they one day manage to push … 11/28/2013 on The Console Wars 0
#124 - They should have removed that by now. They have it so you pay … 11/28/2013 on heists -1
#2 - Well, if someone is playing soccer, they should be doing that … 11/27/2013 on I'm sorry but that's hilarious +36
#5 - Unfortunately, it wasn't their street, it was public property.… 11/25/2013 on Like a boss +10
#56 - You do realize that there is a huge chunk of african americans… 11/25/2013 on Race +1
#81 - I agree that learning about other cultures is great, but it sh… 11/25/2013 on Welcome to England +1
#242 - Genie, Wish that from that point on, anything I imagine wi… 11/25/2013 on choose one item 0
#121 - I....I'm sorry..... 11/23/2013 on Wouldn't complain 0
#14 - Man, i always enjoyed those kiddy shows that directly dealt wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on seriously nick. +7
User avatar #124 - failtolawl (11/23/2013) [-]
it's on Nick, it's a kids show, why the fuck would they show something that threatens their channel's credibility? What is next, putting aqua team hunger force on?
#19 - ...Works for me. 11/21/2013 on bitcoin 0
#14 - What in the flying **** is bitcoin?  [+] (14 new replies) 11/21/2013 on bitcoin +3
User avatar #27 - defectivetoast (11/21/2013) [-]
demandsgayversion is kinda right. Its used a lot for anonymous transactions on websites like silkroad and such (to buy drugs). It also is used for legit reasons too, because you could "mine" them by using a program that would use your computer to solve complex algorithms or something, but this has gotten hard recently because many people found out about them and now you would need to make a rig specifically for bitcoin mining. The prices have also been rising to ridiculous levels lately. As of today bitcoins are worth around $696.30 usd, which is possibly the highest they've been in a while.
#36 - anonymous (11/21/2013) [-]
The problem is that what comes up, must come down. So before long a lot of people are going to wind up screwed.
User avatar #39 - defectivetoast (11/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, it already had a ton of big crashes Like after silk road got shut down , just like every economy.
User avatar #38 - okamiterasu (11/21/2013) [-]
But bitcoin is still growing and becoming more popular, it's entirely possible that it'll continue growing indefinitely. one of the interesting things about it is it has reverse inflation
User avatar #21 - thesweetape (11/21/2013) [-]
Its also a form of payment in which it cant be tracked by anyone. People have been payed for terrible things and there is no way to track it.
User avatar #15 - demandsgayversion (11/21/2013) [-]
Pedophile currency
#26 - notyaoming (11/21/2013) [-]
This is woefully one sided, and very ignorant.

Do you even know how bit coins work, or where they're accepted? Or how they're even produced? Why do you automatically assume that only pedophiles use them?
User avatar #45 - demandsgayversion (11/22/2013) [-]
I'm automatically assuming you're a pedophile.
#50 - notyaoming (11/22/2013) [-]
Well, I'm going to automatically assume you're willfully ignorant about how certain things work.
User avatar #51 - demandsgayversion (11/22/2013) [-]
Who isn't?
#23 - imofcnotharveydent (11/21/2013) [-]
a little more detailed
User avatar #24 - bjornkrage (11/21/2013) [-]
it's like having the money online without having a bank that fucks you in the ass.
User avatar #55 - imofcnotharveydent (11/23/2013) [-]
thanks man
#19 - Neodude (11/21/2013) [-]
...Works for me.
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#12 - anonymous (07/20/2011) [-]
The episode title for the Family Guy episode you were referring to is called Brothers and Sisters, Season 9 Episode 15. :D
#1 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY IS ALL MINE BABY!  
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COMMENT VIRGINITY IS ALL MINE BABY!
(Thanks for the add)
#2 to #1 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
I feel violated.... but great story you just posted
User avatar #3 to #2 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
LOL. I do make others feel that way. It's my specialty. Known to rape you in some way. Childhood, etc. LOL. Thanks for the feedback. As a gift, go to my profile, click my avatar, Happy Fapping.
#4 to #3 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
OH MEIN GOD....... is it bad if I at one point had more the 75 favorited?
User avatar #5 to #4 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
Wait, what?
#6 to #5 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
missed the % symbol thingy
User avatar #7 to #6 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
It's a good thing. I think.
#8 to #7 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
its possible it could be sorta good ish
User avatar #9 to #8 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
It will. Give it time.
#10 to #9 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
Time is the one thing I've got.
User avatar #11 to #10 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
Use it well.
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