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#54 - Just a quick question, but what settings were you running at? …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #70 - myfourthaccount (01/16/2014) [-]
I can run it on high if I disable some overhaul mods though, but still only get like 30 fps if i do high
User avatar #66 - myfourthaccount (01/16/2014) [-]
Well I have a shity GPU so all low settings but high textures. no aa, no antscopic filtering. and really low light fade distance.

A good rig will make the armor look amazing. especially if you can run the hd texture pack
#72 - Neodude (01/16/2014) [-]
Okay thats good, I run ti maxed out, I was just concerned whomever made the armour didnt put enough effort in.
User avatar #73 - myfourthaccount (01/16/2014) [-]
nah the armor looks good. The way you get it can get a bit frustrating though
here is the link if you wanted it

www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/29707/?

#74 - Neodude (01/16/2014) [-]
sweet, thanks man
#178 - Except people will quite often hear their name daily if not at… 01/16/2014 on Lock code +1
#2 - I am severely disappointment in the fact that attacking the ti… 01/15/2014 on ATTACK ON TITAN Game 0
#46 - Picture 01/13/2014 on Post results 0
#20 - You sure you aren't reading those temperatures in Fahrenheit? … 01/08/2014 on Didnt think that one through 0
#4 - I do, and have been siting though this -50 weather. Haven't ha…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Didnt think that one through +14
User avatar #12 - Sataria (01/08/2014) [-]
Unless you live in the territories, you didn't reach -50. Also, maybe this person left the money outside as an experiment, not in a wallet inside a pocket next to a warm body.
User avatar #14 - bossben (01/08/2014) [-]
I live in ontario, its reached -50. I left it outside and its a bit stiff but I couldnt break it. Maybe if you put it in dry ice, but not everyday weather
User avatar #15 - Sataria (01/08/2014) [-]
I just looked it up, you guys haven't reached -50 yet, even with the wind chill
#20 - Neodude (01/08/2014) [-]
You sure you aren't reading those temperatures in Fahrenheit? Because it damn well hit -50 in the wind, I would know, i was there, I saw the weather report, i saw my outdoor thermometer, I saw my car's thermometer.
#17 - deliriix (01/08/2014) [-]
I live in Ontario too. It definitely reached -50
quit being a fuck stick
#5 - well, that makes me feel better that I wasn't forgetting an aw… 12/24/2013 on the queen +13
#1 - I can't remember which film this is from, anybody mind helping me out?  [+] (11 new replies) 12/24/2013 on the queen +23
#4 - miwauturu (12/24/2013) [-]
It's not from any film, it was made for, and played at the opening to the London Olympics.
User avatar #71 - philyphan (12/24/2013) [-]
do you have any sauce, good sir
User avatar #23 - mrpyramidturtle (12/24/2013) [-]
Actually, a bystander just happened to be sitting there with his camera on, when Daniel Craig walked in and said hello to the Queen.
#5 - Neodude (12/24/2013) [-]
well, that makes me feel better that I wasn't forgetting an awesome part of one of the films...but now i am sad that it wasn't part of any films....
User avatar #3 - blobs (12/24/2013) [-]
MAYBE, jus maybe, its from james bond.........




i dont know which one, i have failed you
#18 - theoriginaltwat (12/24/2013) [-]
Tries to be clever.
Is wrong
User avatar #170 - captainkwilis (12/25/2013) [-]
micheal cera and macklemore i guess?
#176 - theoriginaltwat (12/28/2013) [-]
Yep
#156 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/25/2013) [-]
oh my fuck my cursor hovered over that shit and I about crapped and fell out of my chair. Make it go away!
#2 - carevq (12/24/2013) [-]
battletoads: revenge of the colonies
#35 - I've yet to notice a "Poor white man" scholarship. T… 12/23/2013 on I needed a reminder, and so... 0
#15 - You get a progressivley powerful potion, with the last one giv…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2013 on All that noise +1
User avatar #16 - tittylovin (12/22/2013) [-]
That's what I've been told.
I'd probably know myself if I went through all the shelves in all of my houses, but that would take hours and hours of fast travel and loading screens.
User avatar #18 - glimfarg (12/22/2013) [-]
Meh, the potion wasn't worth it. Kinda lame.
User avatar #20 - jackmanagan (12/22/2013) [-]
^This. i was like really? REALLY? all that "hard" work? havent picked one up since.
#3 - Well, there is only one thing left for you to do now. Go to Re… 12/17/2013 on It's a novel, but it's a... 0
#16 - Ah, okay. i had just assumed thought you had been playing bf3. 12/16/2013 on What happens when I play BF3 0
#12 - Ya, I always loved seeing someone driving straight at me, load… 12/16/2013 on What happens when I play BF3 0
#8 - Im guessing you were out of ammo for your m23..otherwise you c…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2013 on What happens when I play BF3 +1
User avatar #14 - konradkurze (12/16/2013) [-]
battlefield 2 wasnt that well programmed, c4 still needed manual detonation
#16 - Neodude (12/16/2013) [-]
Ah, okay. i had just assumed thought you had been playing bf3.
User avatar #11 - tittylovin (12/16/2013) [-]
This. They did everything but serve their asses to him on a silver platter.
#12 - Neodude (12/16/2013) [-]
Ya, I always loved seeing someone driving straight at me, loaded with explosives. Just toss one round at them and watch the fireball.
#252 - Sorry, gotta take my out for lunch first. 12/12/2013 on Abuse 0
#249 - Again, no need to throw insult my friend. Say what you will, w…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Abuse 0
#251 - poontanglife (12/12/2013) [-]
Fuck you bro.
#252 - Neodude (12/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, gotta take my out for lunch first.
#245 - You are a very angry person. instead of having a discussion, y…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Abuse 0
#247 - poontanglife (12/12/2013) [-]
Im done, google it, get a book, its easy, educate yourself son.
This is like discussing religion, i dont have an opinion, this is fact, you have faith in what you believe, however it isnt true, and for those smarter than you, its been fact for the last 40 years.
How old are you? 22? it says that on your page.. thats just... sad.
#249 - Neodude (12/12/2013) [-]
Again, no need to throw insult my friend. Say what you will, while it may be written that its harmful, I've seen more then a fair share of people be raised just like I was, and they are all perfectly wonderful people. Every single case will never be the exact same, and the results always vary. Try to keep an open mind about things, and have a good day man, you seem to have just a bit too much stress in your life.
#251 - poontanglife (12/12/2013) [-]
Fuck you bro.
#252 - Neodude (12/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, gotta take my out for lunch first.
#13 - Well, when i broke my arm, i was in pain for all of 15 minutes…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2013 on (untitled) +2
#16 - facepalmftw (12/12/2013) [-]
Can you imagine being able to do that in New York, or Los Angeles? It's not going to be quick.
#10 - Your first point is pretty pointless. i don't know where you'v…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/12/2013 on (untitled) +4
User avatar #12 - stonedtothebone (12/12/2013) [-]
Is it not of better quality?
#32 - ellojello (12/13/2013) [-]
Ignoring costs completely, the every-day health care in other countries is actually much better than it is in America; this being standard ER trips for things like heart attacks, getting broken bones set, etc. In most countries where the health care is socialized (i.e. germany, france, britain), getting into the ER is not only faster, the care is identical and nearly fucking free.

The US has better care in SOME areas, specialized and "cutting edge" treatments especially, since most of the world's medical research takes place here. However, the surgeons here that do those things are often immigrants and many of them travel back to their own country to practice once every few years.

Doctors and surgeons in counties with socialized medical care still get paid very well, they just can't charge (essentially) whatever they want because the system isn't broken as hell like it is in America.

Here's an article discussing how the price of medical treatment vairies radically between counties in America; note they made sure to assess the quality of care as well.

www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/08/hospital-prices-cost-differences_n_3232678.html


Hospitals in America charge several to several hundred times what treatment actually costs, so of this is because they have to pay for private insurance and some of this is because they fucking can. A socialized medcial system will not put any hospitals out of business, all it would do is force them to charge a reasonable price. If they have doctors that really are "so much better" than the public sector ones, then those who can afford to see them will still chose them over the privates ones and keep paying for that level of care.

I'm running out of characters and am procrastinating on studying for finals as it is. Really, though, you sound fucking retarded. You're another indoctrinated American who thinks "'Murica iz tuh best" despite not having any actual knowledge of (a) our own system or (b) anyone elses.
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User avatar #35 - lean (12/13/2013) [-]
Using huffpost as a source should automatically discredit your opinion. It is damn near the definition of advocacy journalism, and every article they publish has been edited and tailored to the specific political or social agenda of the staff. You don't take the report of a pothead on the positive effects of smoking pot.
#45 - ellojello (12/13/2013) [-]
www.opscost.com/search?location=San%20Francisco%2C%20CA&apc_class_code=0605

And another source that reports, literally, nothing but the numbers. Confirming that prices vary drastically, even in a small area.

Remove your head from your ass.
#44 - ellojello (12/13/2013) [-]
Also, I'd like to add. You're right, you don't use the pot smoker's story about "How it's totally not bad for you bro because, like, I've smoked a whole bunch and I'm still really good at running and shit..."

When the pot smoker says "It should be a fundamental right and, statistically, no one has ever been killed as a direct result of smoking marijuana; research studies are lacking in this department, but it is very unlikely that pot is any more harmful to human health, or to other people, than cigarettes are. *insert more statistics here*

The statistics are solid, they can be skewed and misrepresented, but numbers are numbers and they don't lie. That's all you need from that article, you can cross check them with the actual database if you wish.
#42 - ellojello (12/13/2013) [-]
Fine, you want to be like that, go for it.

www.cms.gov/Research-Statistics-Data-and-Systems/Statistics-Trends-and-Reports/Medicare-Provider-Charge-Data/Inpatient.html

There are the government databases that all that information was pulled from.

You're right, you should use "activist articles" as proof or as an argument, since anecdotal evidence is bullshit. What you should use is numbers, fucknut. The article from the huffington post reports those. Maybe they don't report how SOME treatments cost the same or something like that, but they do show that this one and many others can cost absurdly different amount a stone's throw away from each other.

If you're too stupid to read an article and pick out what is important, well cited, and reasonable from what isn't you're a fucking idiot.

There is a lot in that article that is garbage, but all you need to look at and really consider are the numbers, which are sourced and unedited. Do I really need to explain that? Makes me loose faith in humanity.
User avatar #58 - lean (12/13/2013) [-]
No need to rage bro. I just made the point that the site you sourced originally is known for being just underneath truly sensationalist media. They obliquely and deliberately used a procedure for the article that has a vast difference in price. They hide the median cost and do nothing to report the standard deviation. A person reads that article and immediately picks out the $92,000 price difference. Did you happen to notice that most of those hospitals charge from 10 to 20 thousand for that procedure? Guess what facts stay in your head from that article a week from now.

Having said that, it is not right that the prices are arbitrary and change from hospital to hospital.

Is the system flawed? Of course it is.

Will the ACA help? No fucking way. It was rushed, not tested, underdeveloped, and overstated. Obama wanted a gold crown to wear away from his presidency, instead he is more likely to find a boot in the ass. Classic example of a leader "leading" with decrees of "make it so". Most of them lost their heads in the dark ages.

So more or less, after you verbally abused me, I agree with you. My comment was a slight to huffpost, and in no way towards yourself or your opinion.


#33 - ellojello (12/13/2013) [-]
Also, I'd like to add that I don't necessarily think that the affordable care act is the best way to change our medical system. all I am saying is that affordable medical care should be every citizen's right and that the US should begin striving towards that ideal. That's what the US was founded on, striving towards the ideals, no matter how difficult they may be to achieve.

Yes, it is different here than in many other counties since we are one of the largest first world countries; that said I think it's laughably un-American to not try because it's hard...

We landed on the fucking moon, damn it, we should be able to fix a broken arm for free.
User avatar #37 - citruslord (12/13/2013) [-]
Not to mention, just because we have more people doesn't mean much. Theoretically, having a certain percentage more people should also mean we have a certain percentage more doctors, and a significantly larger economy to pay for it all. I think it's a more complex problem that stems into our fucked up public and private education systems, and our tendency to export large amounts of our labor, all of which seem to damage our overall economy.
#39 - ellojello (12/13/2013) [-]
Agreed to some extent; but I do think it is much more difficult to create a program that works for, what are (kind of) 50 different countries. In the small EU countries, things like obesity rates and prevalence of certain health issues are more constant. In the US those things range across the country, (i.e. obesity rates per sate range from 20% to 50%). This makes it hard for the federal government to develop a system that works well in all 50 states... But, like I said, I agree for the most part. It's mainly political opposition and a lot of misinformation or downright lies being told on both sides of the isle.
User avatar #40 - citruslord (12/13/2013) [-]
True, I guess we can agree that it's a much more complex system than is given credit for, and overhauling it, while possible, will take a while and wont be without it's share of stepped toes.
What really pisses me off is groups that do shit like the creepy uncle Sam propaganda.
#43 - ellojello (12/13/2013) [-]
Agreed. And exactly, that'd be the lies and misinformation being spread. Same goes for the people who try to claim american's health care is so much better than the rest of the world's when, in reality, it is only as good, if not falling behind in most areas. Same goes for almost all of the US's infrastructure though.
#13 - Neodude (12/12/2013) [-]
Well, when i broke my arm, i was in pain for all of 15 minutes, which was the time it took em to drive to the hospital and tell them i broke my arm. Same goes for the clinic trips for illness. I go in, say hi, doctor calls me in, does a check up, and then I get my prescription and walk across the street to buy the meds. I would assume that is how it works in the US currently, so i would guess quality is the same.
#16 - facepalmftw (12/12/2013) [-]
Can you imagine being able to do that in New York, or Los Angeles? It's not going to be quick.
#230 - So you're telling me spanking a child should never be done, an…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Abuse -1
#239 - poontanglife (12/12/2013) [-]
You know, we could start a long argument, i would win... cleary, there are so much information laying around about why its a stupid, stupid, stupid, outdated, stupid, horrible, bad way to raise kids by being violent... its just, jesus fucking christ.
.. i mean, really. its basicly factual psychological science, its just to blatently obvious.
Please fucking educate yourself, you lower piece of shit, i mean we have known this for decades, how fucking dense are you?!
You got all these opinions, ill bet that they all come from, well just.. you know.. places, you gathered around, from watching kids behaving badly, from random sites online and etc. etc. etc... yeah, yeah youre gonna say something differently, fuck you.
Just, read a little on the negatives on beating kids, on the negatives in using violence as a final solution, read about the psychological effects in using violence on kids..
Or just keep your opinion, and never have kids.

You know when you open a history book, and you see these white people with horribly racist banners, saying all kinds of anti-racial slurs and such, and you just think: ''Really? did such people really exist? Did they really not know better?''.
I kinda feel the same way about you, its just wierd that you arent a middle aged white guy living in the 1960s... strange, huh? True idiots does exist.
Anyway, i wont continue this, i just spit on your opinion and hope that you grow a fucking brain cell or two.
#245 - Neodude (12/12/2013) [-]
You are a very angry person. instead of having a discussion, you just rant and rave about how I am a bad person for being of the opinion that moderation in the way you punish a child is a perfectly fine way to bring up your children. Really, if you are so quick to hate a person, instead of actually providing substance to your argument, perhaps you shouldn't have children. Right now, all i can see is you bringing up kids to hate anyone that has an opinion different from yours, and that they are archaic or simple minded for not thinking like you. I am totally open to continue talking if you want to calm down and actually prove your point.
#247 - poontanglife (12/12/2013) [-]
Im done, google it, get a book, its easy, educate yourself son.
This is like discussing religion, i dont have an opinion, this is fact, you have faith in what you believe, however it isnt true, and for those smarter than you, its been fact for the last 40 years.
How old are you? 22? it says that on your page.. thats just... sad.
#249 - Neodude (12/12/2013) [-]
Again, no need to throw insult my friend. Say what you will, while it may be written that its harmful, I've seen more then a fair share of people be raised just like I was, and they are all perfectly wonderful people. Every single case will never be the exact same, and the results always vary. Try to keep an open mind about things, and have a good day man, you seem to have just a bit too much stress in your life.
#251 - poontanglife (12/12/2013) [-]
Fuck you bro.
#252 - Neodude (12/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, gotta take my out for lunch first.
#202 - Well, I'm going to call you out and say **** that…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Abuse -1
#227 - poontanglife (12/12/2013) [-]
Please never have kids you fucking idiot.
#230 - Neodude (12/12/2013) [-]
So you're telling me spanking a child should never be done, and it won't teach them to never cross a line of extremes. You stupid git, I even said that it only needs to be done under certain circumstances. For the most part, strong reinforcement through discussion is the best way to teach a child, but when a line has been crossed, reprimanding is a very effective way to make sure it sticks that they should never cross that line again. It's utter horsehsit the fear people have of using physical punishment on children. How many fucking generations have been alive where spanking was around? Last I checked, we aren't sitting in a colossal fucking wasteland because it turned them all into deviants.
#239 - poontanglife (12/12/2013) [-]
You know, we could start a long argument, i would win... cleary, there are so much information laying around about why its a stupid, stupid, stupid, outdated, stupid, horrible, bad way to raise kids by being violent... its just, jesus fucking christ.
.. i mean, really. its basicly factual psychological science, its just to blatently obvious.
Please fucking educate yourself, you lower piece of shit, i mean we have known this for decades, how fucking dense are you?!
You got all these opinions, ill bet that they all come from, well just.. you know.. places, you gathered around, from watching kids behaving badly, from random sites online and etc. etc. etc... yeah, yeah youre gonna say something differently, fuck you.
Just, read a little on the negatives on beating kids, on the negatives in using violence as a final solution, read about the psychological effects in using violence on kids..
Or just keep your opinion, and never have kids.

You know when you open a history book, and you see these white people with horribly racist banners, saying all kinds of anti-racial slurs and such, and you just think: ''Really? did such people really exist? Did they really not know better?''.
I kinda feel the same way about you, its just wierd that you arent a middle aged white guy living in the 1960s... strange, huh? True idiots does exist.
Anyway, i wont continue this, i just spit on your opinion and hope that you grow a fucking brain cell or two.
#245 - Neodude (12/12/2013) [-]
You are a very angry person. instead of having a discussion, you just rant and rave about how I am a bad person for being of the opinion that moderation in the way you punish a child is a perfectly fine way to bring up your children. Really, if you are so quick to hate a person, instead of actually providing substance to your argument, perhaps you shouldn't have children. Right now, all i can see is you bringing up kids to hate anyone that has an opinion different from yours, and that they are archaic or simple minded for not thinking like you. I am totally open to continue talking if you want to calm down and actually prove your point.
#247 - poontanglife (12/12/2013) [-]
Im done, google it, get a book, its easy, educate yourself son.
This is like discussing religion, i dont have an opinion, this is fact, you have faith in what you believe, however it isnt true, and for those smarter than you, its been fact for the last 40 years.
How old are you? 22? it says that on your page.. thats just... sad.
#249 - Neodude (12/12/2013) [-]
Again, no need to throw insult my friend. Say what you will, while it may be written that its harmful, I've seen more then a fair share of people be raised just like I was, and they are all perfectly wonderful people. Every single case will never be the exact same, and the results always vary. Try to keep an open mind about things, and have a good day man, you seem to have just a bit too much stress in your life.
#251 - poontanglife (12/12/2013) [-]
Fuck you bro.
#252 - Neodude (12/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, gotta take my out for lunch first.
#3 - Wow, it actually froze over.I thought it had warmed up too muc… 12/11/2013 on Canadians in Winter -1
#7 - Those are the Sriracha. Easier to buy from think geek than J&D's  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2013 on Candy Canes +1
User avatar #42 - imashitbricks (12/10/2013) [-]
I like thinkgeek but honestly if you just highlight and google search whatever you're looking at on that site you'll find it like $30 cheaper from the site it actually comes from.
#58 - Well, that explanation works perfectly fine for me. 12/10/2013 on Hard work 0
#15 - Just thought I would let you know, first time I've ever had a … 12/10/2013 on Shit Just Got Real +1
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#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/20/2011) [-]
The episode title for the Family Guy episode you were referring to is called Brothers and Sisters, Season 9 Episode 15. :D
#1 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY IS ALL MINE BABY!  
(Thanks for the add)
COMMENT VIRGINITY IS ALL MINE BABY!
(Thanks for the add)
#2 to #1 - Neodude ONLINE (02/06/2011) [-]
I feel violated.... but great story you just posted
User avatar #3 to #2 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
LOL. I do make others feel that way. It's my specialty. Known to rape you in some way. Childhood, etc. LOL. Thanks for the feedback. As a gift, go to my profile, click my avatar, Happy Fapping.
#4 to #3 - Neodude ONLINE (02/06/2011) [-]
OH MEIN GOD....... is it bad if I at one point had more the 75 favorited?
User avatar #5 to #4 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
Wait, what?
#6 to #5 - Neodude ONLINE (02/06/2011) [-]
missed the % symbol thingy
User avatar #7 to #6 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
It's a good thing. I think.
#8 to #7 - Neodude ONLINE (02/06/2011) [-]
its possible it could be sorta good ish
User avatar #9 to #8 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
It will. Give it time.
#10 to #9 - Neodude ONLINE (02/06/2011) [-]
Time is the one thing I've got.
User avatar #11 to #10 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
Use it well.
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