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Date Signed Up:1/20/2010
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#256 - **Neodude rolled user gtocforyou **  [+] (10 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Rolling contest 2 0
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User avatar #886 - acemcgunner (05/12/2014) [-]
*roll user* yey!!
#258 - Neodude (05/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #757 - oxymoronking (05/11/2014) [-]
hey
#255 - **Neodude rolled user Orc **  [+] (11 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Rolling contest 2 0
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**acemcgunner rolled user mrspensy **
User avatar #886 - acemcgunner (05/12/2014) [-]
*roll user* yey!!
#258 - Neodude (05/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #757 - oxymoronking (05/11/2014) [-]
hey
#254 - **Neodude rolled user talkingbrickbrick **  [+] (12 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Rolling contest 2 0
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User avatar #886 - acemcgunner (05/12/2014) [-]
*roll user* yey!!
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User avatar #757 - oxymoronking (05/11/2014) [-]
hey
#3 - what..........  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Colbert Finally Made It +1
User avatar #4 - jubnik (05/07/2014) [-]
hes moving to the late show
User avatar #6 - stupro (05/07/2014) [-]
No...

I hoped it was going to be a joke like "I'm going to miss this show... tonight"
#5 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
... oh no
#50 - Hmm, it could possibly be something with that? Just a guess as…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on (Insert German masochist joke) 0
User avatar #52 - angelious (05/03/2014) [-]
that only explains the weapon fucking up...not the mobs
#48 - Are you using keyboard or gamepad? because I haven't had that …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2014 on (Insert German masochist joke) 0
User avatar #49 - angelious (05/03/2014) [-]
keyboard.
#50 - Neodude (05/03/2014) [-]
Hmm, it could possibly be something with that? Just a guess as that is probably the only thing different. Maybe check out what your keybindings are?
User avatar #52 - angelious (05/03/2014) [-]
that only explains the weapon fucking up...not the mobs
#15 - The port is significantly better then the runs smoother, which…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/03/2014 on (Insert German masochist joke) 0
User avatar #47 - angelious (05/03/2014) [-]
controls are still bad...and the fact my character keeps swapping weapons and putting away my shield during combat without me doing anything really fucks things up
#48 - Neodude (05/03/2014) [-]
Are you using keyboard or gamepad? because I haven't had that happen to me before using gamepad
User avatar #49 - angelious (05/03/2014) [-]
keyboard.
#50 - Neodude (05/03/2014) [-]
Hmm, it could possibly be something with that? Just a guess as that is probably the only thing different. Maybe check out what your keybindings are?
User avatar #52 - angelious (05/03/2014) [-]
that only explains the weapon fucking up...not the mobs
#13 - I think I've come across maybe......two, that were just perfec…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on Christmas Adam 0
User avatar #14 - dvdfaust (04/26/2014) [-]
I think I'm not allowed to get upset unless it twists an issue into a feminist one. The biggest one I saw was the one about the dude stabbing the woman for not wanting to go to prom. That's not an issue of men in general objectifying women to the point where murder is the answer to rejection, that's an issue about one total psycho.
#11 - I just...... Some of this stuff touches on actual problems, li…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Christmas Adam +8
User avatar #12 - dvdfaust (04/26/2014) [-]
A lot of it is just inherently missing the point or twisting it because feminism. It should be included in every cringe comp ever.
#13 - Neodude (04/26/2014) [-]
I think I've come across maybe......two, that were just perfectly fine, made their point, and left it at that.......the rest do that
User avatar #14 - dvdfaust (04/26/2014) [-]
I think I'm not allowed to get upset unless it twists an issue into a feminist one. The biggest one I saw was the one about the dude stabbing the woman for not wanting to go to prom. That's not an issue of men in general objectifying women to the point where murder is the answer to rejection, that's an issue about one total psycho.
#9 - jesus ******* christ.....apparently a man's eyesight is…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Christmas Adam +11
#48 - anticitezenone (04/27/2014) [-]
This bitch

said that

fucking EDWARD SNOWDEN was less important

than a transgender actor and a fucking 'meh' actor from 12 years a slave

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
User avatar #10 - dvdfaust (04/26/2014) [-]
You googled Male Gaze too?
#11 - Neodude (04/26/2014) [-]
I just...... Some of this stuff touches on actual problems, like the Lavern Cox thing....but I'll be damned if they don't completely fucking cock it up entirely with way overloaded and bullshit complaints
User avatar #12 - dvdfaust (04/26/2014) [-]
A lot of it is just inherently missing the point or twisting it because feminism. It should be included in every cringe comp ever.
#13 - Neodude (04/26/2014) [-]
I think I've come across maybe......two, that were just perfectly fine, made their point, and left it at that.......the rest do that
User avatar #14 - dvdfaust (04/26/2014) [-]
I think I'm not allowed to get upset unless it twists an issue into a feminist one. The biggest one I saw was the one about the dude stabbing the woman for not wanting to go to prom. That's not an issue of men in general objectifying women to the point where murder is the answer to rejection, that's an issue about one total psycho.
#5 - shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ 04/26/2014 on The show must go on +1
#3 - I love how much #6 is losing it while carrying on with the routine.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2014 on The show must go on +26
#9 - intradasting (04/26/2014) [-]
its 5
User avatar #4 - WhiteCrayon (04/26/2014) [-]
#5
#5 - Neodude (04/26/2014) [-]
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
#32 - I just use the lemon rant from Portal 2 as an alarm to guarant… 04/24/2014 on I can vouch for this 0
#83 - Alien Blaster, All American, or the sniper rifle with armour p… 04/24/2014 on NOPE 0
#46 - The internet could benefit with a sarcasm setting  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Why are we not funding this +2
User avatar #52 - nitsuan (04/22/2014) [-]
I figured he might be, but because sarcasm is commuted verbally and with motion, not through pure text, I wasn't very sure, so I simply made my point.
#897 - **Neodude rolls 7,847,207** 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee +1
#22 - play them....right now....I don't care if it's 2 in the mornin… 04/22/2014 on I try not to mona-bout the... 0
#20 - Stanley parable...depending if its your kind of thing. i reall…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on I try not to mona-bout the... +1
User avatar #21 - indecisivejew (04/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, Stanley Parable's really cool, but thank you for reminding me about the That Game Company games! I totally forgot I bought that collection. I haven't even touched them yet. Thanks.
#22 - Neodude (04/22/2014) [-]
play them....right now....I don't care if it's 2 in the morning and your pregnant wife needs to be at the hospital in 6 hours.....PLAY THEM. They are my all time favourite games.
#16 - I have one problem with what your implying, and it's that you …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/22/2014 on I try not to mona-bout the... 0
User avatar #19 - indecisivejew (04/22/2014) [-]
But since you seem to play a lot of them, do you have any recommendations for some good indie games? Preferably some 3D ones? I am a huge fan of Brothers, but I really wish there were more 3D indie games like it, since the puzzle-platforming genre is all but dead for AAA games.
#20 - Neodude (04/22/2014) [-]
Stanley parable...depending if its your kind of thing. i really enjoyed it's humor. If you own a ps3, flower and journey for sure( i still consider them indie considering how tiny their team was when they started). I have absolutely enjoyed the hat in Time alpha, although if I can see if you want to avoid it because it is incomplete right now.
User avatar #21 - indecisivejew (04/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, Stanley Parable's really cool, but thank you for reminding me about the That Game Company games! I totally forgot I bought that collection. I haven't even touched them yet. Thanks.
#22 - Neodude (04/22/2014) [-]
play them....right now....I don't care if it's 2 in the morning and your pregnant wife needs to be at the hospital in 6 hours.....PLAY THEM. They are my all time favourite games.
User avatar #17 - indecisivejew (04/22/2014) [-]
I know. I'm a huge fan of a lot of kickstarter projects, but they still don't really have the variety that I want. The vast majority of indie games are retro 2D platformers, which I guess I shouldn't dismiss, but its hard not to after playing my 30th one. And really what it comes down to is that I like games to have a huge amount of polish in their controls, which unfortunately indie devs don't have the time and money to give to their games in 99% of cases. The rare gem that comes out of the dozens of indie games in a genre they excel at, platforming, still isn't going to play as nice as a game that had tons of play testing from a big studio, like Rayman Legends or Donkey Kong Country Returns.

They have gotten a lot better recently, but yeah, indie games for the most part don't have the variety and polish that make me really fall in love with games, certainly when compared with the AA and AAA games a decade ago. I totally see your point though. I should try harder to look for small games.

#14 - The problem with the large companies, is that because they are… 04/22/2014 on I try not to mona-bout the... +1
#11 - Again, way too narrow of a scope on the games you are looking …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on I try not to mona-bout the... 0
User avatar #13 - YoursTruley (04/22/2014) [-]
oh ok, i see what you mean. In that respect yes it is a better time, i was mostly talking about how big companies used to make amazing games now make shit. A lot of indie games are fucking faptasitc.
#14 - Neodude (04/22/2014) [-]
The problem with the large companies, is that because they are so large, they have to bring in large amounts of money to ensure survival. To bring in the money, they find what works really well, and what has a significant enough longevity to continue making money. the reason gameplay is being simplified is the larger audience doesn't want to have to think too much whilst playing games(shocker). It's the downfall of being massive, you need to bring in alot of shit to stay massive. It's why some companies periodically downsize, lets them worry less about funds so they can focus on games( team behind bioshck infinite is a great example. Skimmed down to a handful of people for that reason.)
#7 - I really disagree with you on that. gaming is so much more the…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/22/2014 on I try not to mona-bout the... +2
User avatar #15 - indecisivejew (04/22/2014) [-]
I completely disagree with that. Gen 6 consoles had a huge amount of variety; a lot more than the TONS of generic brown and bloom shooters we have now. And you know what you had in 2004? World of Warcraft, Metal Gear Solid 3, Half Life 2, Paper Mario 2, GTA: San Andreas, Katamari Damacy, Fable, Sly 2, Chronicles of Riddick, and Ninja Gaiden.

That is about as big a spread as you can get, and they are all very original games. Compare that to the big games of this year. Metal Gear Ground Zeroes, which is half of a game, Titanfall, which, despite having robots, is basically another brown CoD, inFamous SS, which has 6 enemy types in the game and two bosses, Evolve, which is Left 5 Dead, Watch Dogs, which has been completely dumbed down to the point of being Assassin's Creed with guns, and a bunch of good looking but unoriginal Nintendo games like Smash Bros, Mario Kart, and Kirby.

Now that is being very harsh and admittedly a little dismisive of a lot of those games, and I obviously haven't played the ones that aren't out, but judging on the pre release stuff for them and the ones that are out, it really doesn't compare to 2004. The new consoles especially are kind of a joke when it comes to original games. Games have too big an audience and too much money on the line to take risks like PS2 and GC games did a decade ago. Something like Shadow of the Collosus or Katamari would never be funded today without being watered down to appeal to a bigger audience like games such as Watch Dogs and Bioshock Infinite have been. Not to mention all the pre order DLC and season passes that would be strapped on to them. And indie games are cool, but if you're looking for something original with a budget behind it, you're better off looking at games a decade ago.
#68 - blancka (04/22/2014) [-]
Lets see what we got gen 7 then, shall we?
Dark souls/demons souls, Deus ex: HR, Limbo, Braid, Minecraft, Deus ex: HR, Oblivion, skyrim, Fallout 3, Fallout new vegas, No more heroes, MGR: Revengeance, Uncharted, the last of us, Little big planet, Flower, Assassins creed, Journey, MGS4, Portal and portal 2, Ratchet and clank future series, Rayman origins and legends, the bioshock series, Papo and yo, Final fantasy 13.

Which of those are grey and brown shooters? You know i could very easily make a long-ass list of shitty ps2 games for example. It's easy to ignore the whole other side to an argument, but the thing is, doing that makes you look like a retard.
User avatar #86 - indecisivejew (04/22/2014) [-]
I was just comparing 2004 with 2014, dude.
#16 - Neodude (04/22/2014) [-]
I have one problem with what your implying, and it's that you seem to think if a game doesn't have a major budget backing it, that it can't be good. I'll say now what i have been saying to several others. Check out more games, just because they aren't super massive productions doesn't mean they can't be outstanding games.
User avatar #19 - indecisivejew (04/22/2014) [-]
But since you seem to play a lot of them, do you have any recommendations for some good indie games? Preferably some 3D ones? I am a huge fan of Brothers, but I really wish there were more 3D indie games like it, since the puzzle-platforming genre is all but dead for AAA games.
#20 - Neodude (04/22/2014) [-]
Stanley parable...depending if its your kind of thing. i really enjoyed it's humor. If you own a ps3, flower and journey for sure( i still consider them indie considering how tiny their team was when they started). I have absolutely enjoyed the hat in Time alpha, although if I can see if you want to avoid it because it is incomplete right now.
User avatar #21 - indecisivejew (04/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, Stanley Parable's really cool, but thank you for reminding me about the That Game Company games! I totally forgot I bought that collection. I haven't even touched them yet. Thanks.
#22 - Neodude (04/22/2014) [-]
play them....right now....I don't care if it's 2 in the morning and your pregnant wife needs to be at the hospital in 6 hours.....PLAY THEM. They are my all time favourite games.
User avatar #17 - indecisivejew (04/22/2014) [-]
I know. I'm a huge fan of a lot of kickstarter projects, but they still don't really have the variety that I want. The vast majority of indie games are retro 2D platformers, which I guess I shouldn't dismiss, but its hard not to after playing my 30th one. And really what it comes down to is that I like games to have a huge amount of polish in their controls, which unfortunately indie devs don't have the time and money to give to their games in 99% of cases. The rare gem that comes out of the dozens of indie games in a genre they excel at, platforming, still isn't going to play as nice as a game that had tons of play testing from a big studio, like Rayman Legends or Donkey Kong Country Returns.

They have gotten a lot better recently, but yeah, indie games for the most part don't have the variety and polish that make me really fall in love with games, certainly when compared with the AA and AAA games a decade ago. I totally see your point though. I should try harder to look for small games.

#12 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
yeah, 400 clones of farmville, 90 minecraft clones, and how many call of duty games? blizzard is slowly dying after trading their soul for cash, ea has eaten all the studios of the golden age, if bethesda keeps paring its games down, fallout 4 will play itself while you watch. 30% of the games coming out in the last 3 years are reiterations of successful flash games. theres been maybe 2 or 3 good RTS games in the last 6 years. studios that have the resources to take risks on original ideas dont because they dont want to loose money, and those groups that do have fresh ideas usually lack those necessary money and talent resources to see their project through. there are exceptions, of course, but you have to dig through a sea of shit to find the chocolate.
User avatar #9 - YoursTruley (04/22/2014) [-]
yea but games back then didn't force feed you how to get through the games, you had to figure it out. They were an actual challenge to beat and it was satisfying. Not to mention game play has started to be more about cutscenes and that kind of bullshit. Variety is a good point but overall game play has gone back a step.
#32 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
Lmao no.

Back then you could read the manual and, I hate to say it, but most of them weren't all that fun. They were difficult for the sake of it and they told shitty stories.
#11 - Neodude (04/22/2014) [-]
Again, way too narrow of a scope on the games you are looking at. I'm going to sound like a broken record but if you broaden your view you will be amazed by what you can find. I mean, I found a game about racing cats that included full racing sound effects. All in all, it's the highly advertised games that make up the majority of the games you are talking about, but they don't even come close to be the larger percentage of games.
User avatar #13 - YoursTruley (04/22/2014) [-]
oh ok, i see what you mean. In that respect yes it is a better time, i was mostly talking about how big companies used to make amazing games now make shit. A lot of indie games are fucking faptasitc.
#14 - Neodude (04/22/2014) [-]
The problem with the large companies, is that because they are so large, they have to bring in large amounts of money to ensure survival. To bring in the money, they find what works really well, and what has a significant enough longevity to continue making money. the reason gameplay is being simplified is the larger audience doesn't want to have to think too much whilst playing games(shocker). It's the downfall of being massive, you need to bring in alot of shit to stay massive. It's why some companies periodically downsize, lets them worry less about funds so they can focus on games( team behind bioshck infinite is a great example. Skimmed down to a handful of people for that reason.)
#35 - That is more then likely a long way off. Just basing on commen… 04/18/2014 on GoT [SPOILER] 0
#45 - oh gods...the frickin perk you get for getting all the stones … 04/18/2014 on fallout alignment chart 0
#33 - I don't think Tywin gives too much of a **** about anyt…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2014 on GoT [SPOILER] 0
User avatar #34 - mrnpc (04/18/2014) [-]
My question is when will Denaerys come back to Westeros. She has her army and an invasion, if well planned, could see then end of Lannister control very quickly.
#35 - Neodude (04/18/2014) [-]
That is more then likely a long way off. Just basing on comments I've heard from others. Also...she is being silly and trying to passify that entire continent

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#12 - anonymous (07/20/2011) [-]
The episode title for the Family Guy episode you were referring to is called Brothers and Sisters, Season 9 Episode 15. :D
#1 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY IS ALL MINE BABY!  
(Thanks for the add)
COMMENT VIRGINITY IS ALL MINE BABY!
(Thanks for the add)
#2 to #1 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
I feel violated.... but great story you just posted
User avatar #3 to #2 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
LOL. I do make others feel that way. It's my specialty. Known to rape you in some way. Childhood, etc. LOL. Thanks for the feedback. As a gift, go to my profile, click my avatar, Happy Fapping.
#4 to #3 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
OH MEIN GOD....... is it bad if I at one point had more the 75 favorited?
User avatar #5 to #4 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
Wait, what?
#6 to #5 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
missed the % symbol thingy
User avatar #7 to #6 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
It's a good thing. I think.
#8 to #7 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
its possible it could be sorta good ish
User avatar #9 to #8 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
It will. Give it time.
#10 to #9 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
Time is the one thing I've got.
User avatar #11 to #10 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
Use it well.
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