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#10 - Patching issues within games isn't a definitive process. you c…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2014 on RaveField 4 0
User avatar #11 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/10/2014) [-]
I can tell you exactly what's wrong wit dawnbreaker. Far too many textures, many of which are reflective. and too many particles and destruction animations
#12 - Neodude (04/10/2014) [-]
Your dawnbreaker problem actually surprises me though. I play on 360, and i haven't had problems with it before. Or do you perhaps play Xbone?
User avatar #13 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/10/2014) [-]
no, 360. every time about 5 mins in i'm assuming some big animation happens and the game just locks up the xbox and i have to manually reset the xbox in order to play again
#14 - Neodude (04/10/2014) [-]
it's possible the transition from night to early morning is what is doing it. That's a whole fucklot of new light and reflections and all the good stuff going on right there
User avatar #15 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/10/2014) [-]
That's likely it, i've never seen morning on that map, and the reflective surfaces are most likely to blame in that case. too much to process and it locks up.
#8 - It's unfortunate, but EA has very strict ******* …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/10/2014 on RaveField 4 0
User avatar #9 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/10/2014) [-]
So their policy is "it's okay to release a mostly broken game"? i only recently (a few weeks ago) got the game and it's still in this condidtion, it came out a few months ago. if there was this big of an issue with the game and they still haven't patched it, it absolutely should not have been released
#10 - Neodude (04/10/2014) [-]
Patching issues within games isn't a definitive process. you can't really time stamp when a problem will be fixed. Games, especially ones like battlefield, are unbelievably massive. Tracking down the problems that players have, especially when it comes to connectivity and lag issues, is an insane process. As for releasing broken shit, EA is a massive company now....and as such they have fallen into a path of push profit over everything. It's why I hate that they acquire studios like dice, because it means problems are going to happen, and one day they will set an impossible deadline.
User avatar #11 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/10/2014) [-]
I can tell you exactly what's wrong wit dawnbreaker. Far too many textures, many of which are reflective. and too many particles and destruction animations
#12 - Neodude (04/10/2014) [-]
Your dawnbreaker problem actually surprises me though. I play on 360, and i haven't had problems with it before. Or do you perhaps play Xbone?
User avatar #13 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/10/2014) [-]
no, 360. every time about 5 mins in i'm assuming some big animation happens and the game just locks up the xbox and i have to manually reset the xbox in order to play again
#14 - Neodude (04/10/2014) [-]
it's possible the transition from night to early morning is what is doing it. That's a whole fucklot of new light and reflections and all the good stuff going on right there
User avatar #15 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/10/2014) [-]
That's likely it, i've never seen morning on that map, and the reflective surfaces are most likely to blame in that case. too much to process and it locks up.
#23 - Where in the seven hells do you find Canadians that say a-boot… 04/10/2014 on she died 0
#53 - sorry 04/04/2014 on Canada comp +12
#60 - It's a hell of an ordeal to carry a child for 9 months, and th…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2014 on Instutional Feminisim Not... 0
User avatar #86 - wthree (03/25/2014) [-]
That doesn't make it morally justified.
#3 - *cough*...... .....*cough*  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Yuri? In MY Disney? +21
User avatar #16 - Sethorein (03/22/2014) [-]
goodbye incest guilt!
#5 - theacespecialist (03/22/2014) [-]
Oh hey, check it out, she put it back up. I sent her a message when she took it down, people can be bitches and to ignore the bs and whatnot. I wonder if it got through. Guess its up again, so it doesn't really matter either way.
User avatar #4 - wrocky (03/22/2014) [-]
wow man.
#5 - so your telling me a 43 year old women gets 14 years for shari…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/22/2014 on bad grandma +32
#16 - loltech (03/22/2014) [-]
the meth might have had something to do with it
#14 - anonymous (03/22/2014) [-]
No see... downloading an image of a nude 17.5 year old is the same as fucking a toddler. It all makes sense. Learn the law scum lest the law learn you
#12 - anonymous (03/22/2014) [-]
She's also a substance abuser.
Courts aren't as lenient for repeat/multiple offenders as consensual first time offenders.
#13 - anonymous (03/22/2014) [-]
Plus, she "admitted to it", which means she probably accepted a plea-bargain.
User avatar #11 - oodlesandoodles (03/22/2014) [-]
Lesson of the day, Children are dicks. Fuck 'em
User avatar #10 - demandsgayversion (03/22/2014) [-]
he had a better lawyer
User avatar #6 - admiralen (03/22/2014) [-]
50+ times
#26 - your welcome my good sir 03/16/2014 on Smoobledy doo 0
#21 - This one should take you directly to the video. Was prett…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Smoobledy doo 0
#23 - whyunofeellucky (03/16/2014) [-]
Thank you, good sir.
#26 - Neodude (03/16/2014) [-]
your welcome my good sir
#27 - Well, godspeed to you then my friend. 03/03/2014 on Would you rather. 0
#25 - Radscorpions dude....GIANT.... ******* ...SCORPIONS…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2014 on Would you rather. 0
#26 - jeengak (03/03/2014) [-]
yeahhh but i can just look at it as a over sized lobster thats out of the water lol....something about 8 hairy legs just creeps me the fuck out
#27 - Neodude (03/03/2014) [-]
Well, godspeed to you then my friend.
#68 - I know a good 20 people who all play magic, and they all also … 02/28/2014 on Dont assume you've won. 0
#96 - I always just see it in the manner of, its more important to k…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on baby seal 0
User avatar #97 - psykobear (02/24/2014) [-]
Well, in a situation that calls for it, I whole-heartedly agree with you. However, when there are easy alternatives, they should be taken. But if I was starving and/or freezing and my only salvation was a baby seal nearby, it wouldn't feel a thing.
#91 - oh ya, but the furs from them have a very small value compared…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2014 on baby seal 0
User avatar #95 - psykobear (02/24/2014) [-]
I just can't support killing something that hasn't had a chance to live yet. I'm not a Peta fag, I eat plenty of meat as well as hunt. But I wouldn't kill anything that young.
#96 - Neodude (02/24/2014) [-]
I always just see it in the manner of, its more important to keep oneself safe and fed, then another animal
User avatar #97 - psykobear (02/24/2014) [-]
Well, in a situation that calls for it, I whole-heartedly agree with you. However, when there are easy alternatives, they should be taken. But if I was starving and/or freezing and my only salvation was a baby seal nearby, it wouldn't feel a thing.
#6 - furs and meat, its a major part of the local infrastructure.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/23/2014 on baby seal +2
User avatar #47 - psykobear (02/23/2014) [-]
You could easily get meat from a grown one, right?
#91 - Neodude (02/24/2014) [-]
oh ya, but the furs from them have a very small value compared to the younger ones, so they go for younger ones. i really don't know why people question it, its been going on for damn near over a hundred years, and is extremely controlled for numbers.
User avatar #95 - psykobear (02/24/2014) [-]
I just can't support killing something that hasn't had a chance to live yet. I'm not a Peta fag, I eat plenty of meat as well as hunt. But I wouldn't kill anything that young.
#96 - Neodude (02/24/2014) [-]
I always just see it in the manner of, its more important to keep oneself safe and fed, then another animal
User avatar #97 - psykobear (02/24/2014) [-]
Well, in a situation that calls for it, I whole-heartedly agree with you. However, when there are easy alternatives, they should be taken. But if I was starving and/or freezing and my only salvation was a baby seal nearby, it wouldn't feel a thing.
#8 - How sheltered of a life have you had? By that age I was easily…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on I'm sad now. +9
#33 - xgolgothax (02/08/2014) [-]
My life was never sheltered. However, i wholeheartedly admit to sheltering my own children. And no, 9 is not an age where a child should be trusted to make their own decisions. Children a lot older than that are exploited daily, of that I assure you.
#51 - indeed, you as well my friend 01/31/2014 on mods or glitches? +1
#49 - I would hope so as well, its a bloody fun game t even just …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2014 on mods or glitches? 0
User avatar #50 - jleblucypher (01/31/2014) [-]
yh hope so, well thnks for the advice. Enjoy ur day fellow funnyjunk user
#51 - Neodude (01/31/2014) [-]
indeed, you as well my friend
#47 - thats wierd, the flash sale was supposed to e going all week  [+] (4 new replies) 01/31/2014 on mods or glitches? 0
User avatar #48 - jleblucypher (01/31/2014) [-]
they are doing sale on other games, like killzone and motherload but for some reason assassins creed isnt showing up. Will wait for few more hours, hopefully it'll be updated
#49 - Neodude (01/31/2014) [-]
I would hope so as well, its a bloody fun game t even just fuck around in
User avatar #50 - jleblucypher (01/31/2014) [-]
yh hope so, well thnks for the advice. Enjoy ur day fellow funnyjunk user
#51 - Neodude (01/31/2014) [-]
indeed, you as well my friend
#40 - Buy it now, on psn its like $15 cheaper until the end of tomorrow.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/31/2014 on mods or glitches? 0
User avatar #44 - jleblucypher (01/31/2014) [-]
i think they haven't updated the store yet, just checked it is still $60
#47 - Neodude (01/31/2014) [-]
thats wierd, the flash sale was supposed to e going all week
User avatar #48 - jleblucypher (01/31/2014) [-]
they are doing sale on other games, like killzone and motherload but for some reason assassins creed isnt showing up. Will wait for few more hours, hopefully it'll be updated
#49 - Neodude (01/31/2014) [-]
I would hope so as well, its a bloody fun game t even just fuck around in
User avatar #50 - jleblucypher (01/31/2014) [-]
yh hope so, well thnks for the advice. Enjoy ur day fellow funnyjunk user
#51 - Neodude (01/31/2014) [-]
indeed, you as well my friend
#6 - Yep, sent one dude with an axe, a jug of maple syrup, and a ha… 01/30/2014 on USA/Canada border +3
#2 - Why not just mount a flashlight?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/19/2014 on shut up and take my money +43
User avatar #3 - xtrmbragnrytz (01/20/2014) [-]
this shows how the terrain is shaped more accurately
#27 - reduxalicious (01/20/2014) [-]
Do you even drive?! No I mean really..

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That's the light from my Motorcycle at night--I can see what the hell the Terrain is doing with out the need of some stupid grid that not only makes you blind inside the damn squares, but doesn't do anything but look cool.
User avatar #38 - xtrmbragnrytz (01/21/2014) [-]
I'm not saying a light isn't effective, im saying the grid works in a different way as displayed in the picture
User avatar #9 - BrayBoy (01/20/2014) [-]
No it doesnt
User avatar #17 - wolviewolverine (01/20/2014) [-]
^ said the one of few people with brain in this thread
#31 - There is a difference between carrying and actively ignoring t…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2014 on Just a game 0
User avatar #38 - temporalguardian (01/19/2014) [-]
The line is very slim. If i get fed and dominate the enemy team, and my team still manages to feed, then too fucking bad. Theres nothing more that i hate than when i completely fuck my opponent in lane, and then roam to secure other lanes and they still end up feeding.
User avatar #58 - bodox (01/19/2014) [-]
its LoL its not like it takes any skill at all to play in the first place
#25 - SO you are one of those useless ***** that cares …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/19/2014 on Just a game 0
User avatar #28 - temporalguardian (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm sure everyone's gunna hate me when i carry their stupid game-throwing asses.
#31 - Neodude (01/19/2014) [-]
There is a difference between carrying and actively ignoring the needs of the team for your own gains.
User avatar #38 - temporalguardian (01/19/2014) [-]
The line is very slim. If i get fed and dominate the enemy team, and my team still manages to feed, then too fucking bad. Theres nothing more that i hate than when i completely fuck my opponent in lane, and then roam to secure other lanes and they still end up feeding.
User avatar #58 - bodox (01/19/2014) [-]
its LoL its not like it takes any skill at all to play in the first place
#13 - **** you, this is my only scheduled day for not d… 01/17/2014 on Get your shit together +2
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#12 - anonymous (07/20/2011) [-]
The episode title for the Family Guy episode you were referring to is called Brothers and Sisters, Season 9 Episode 15. :D
#1 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY IS ALL MINE BABY!  
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COMMENT VIRGINITY IS ALL MINE BABY!
(Thanks for the add)
#2 to #1 - Neodude ONLINE (02/06/2011) [-]
I feel violated.... but great story you just posted
User avatar #3 to #2 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
LOL. I do make others feel that way. It's my specialty. Known to rape you in some way. Childhood, etc. LOL. Thanks for the feedback. As a gift, go to my profile, click my avatar, Happy Fapping.
#4 to #3 - Neodude ONLINE (02/06/2011) [-]
OH MEIN GOD....... is it bad if I at one point had more the 75 favorited?
User avatar #5 to #4 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
Wait, what?
#6 to #5 - Neodude ONLINE (02/06/2011) [-]
missed the % symbol thingy
User avatar #7 to #6 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
It's a good thing. I think.
#8 to #7 - Neodude ONLINE (02/06/2011) [-]
its possible it could be sorta good ish
User avatar #9 to #8 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
It will. Give it time.
#10 to #9 - Neodude ONLINE (02/06/2011) [-]
Time is the one thing I've got.
User avatar #11 to #10 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
Use it well.
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