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#24 - Pedestrians have no need to stand n the street and obstruct tr… 04/15/2014 on Land of the free 0
#46 - kill dragonslayer first. Smough's pissed form is easier 04/15/2014 on Heat seeking arrows of... 0
#38 - Summon Solaire....even if you are trying to do the whole thing…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Heat seeking arrows of... 0
User avatar #39 - landartheconqueror (04/15/2014) [-]
i did, and still got screwed when executioner died and and dragonslayer went massive
#46 - Neodude (04/15/2014) [-]
kill dragonslayer first. Smough's pissed form is easier
#30 - congrats on getting past them though  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Heat seeking arrows of... +1
User avatar #37 - landartheconqueror (04/15/2014) [-]
thanks.
in other news, fuck dragonslayer dickface and executioner faggot
#38 - Neodude (04/15/2014) [-]
Summon Solaire....even if you are trying to do the whole thing solo....just summon Solaire. Your abused asshole will thank you.
User avatar #39 - landartheconqueror (04/15/2014) [-]
i did, and still got screwed when executioner died and and dragonslayer went massive
#46 - Neodude (04/15/2014) [-]
kill dragonslayer first. Smough's pissed form is easier
#29 - umm, if you have the shortcut from firelink to undead burg ope… 04/15/2014 on Heat seeking arrows of... 0
#25 - Poison arrows. You can hit them from the first split point(whe…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Heat seeking arrows of... +1
User avatar #26 - landartheconqueror (04/15/2014) [-]
thanks a bunch, but i'm past that part. i just beat the silver knights and saved the onion knight from catarina.
i don't even know where to find poison arrows. every merchant i've checked only ever has regular, big, and wood
#30 - Neodude (04/15/2014) [-]
congrats on getting past them though
User avatar #37 - landartheconqueror (04/15/2014) [-]
thanks.
in other news, fuck dragonslayer dickface and executioner faggot
#38 - Neodude (04/15/2014) [-]
Summon Solaire....even if you are trying to do the whole thing solo....just summon Solaire. Your abused asshole will thank you.
User avatar #39 - landartheconqueror (04/15/2014) [-]
i did, and still got screwed when executioner died and and dragonslayer went massive
#46 - Neodude (04/15/2014) [-]
kill dragonslayer first. Smough's pissed form is easier
#29 - Neodude (04/15/2014) [-]
umm, if you have the shortcut from firelink to undead burg open, there is a merchant in there that sells them.
#14 - it's possible the transition from night to early morning is wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on RaveField 4 0
User avatar #15 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/10/2014) [-]
That's likely it, i've never seen morning on that map, and the reflective surfaces are most likely to blame in that case. too much to process and it locks up.
#12 - Your dawnbreaker problem actually surprises me though. I play …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2014 on RaveField 4 0
User avatar #13 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/10/2014) [-]
no, 360. every time about 5 mins in i'm assuming some big animation happens and the game just locks up the xbox and i have to manually reset the xbox in order to play again
#14 - Neodude (04/10/2014) [-]
it's possible the transition from night to early morning is what is doing it. That's a whole fucklot of new light and reflections and all the good stuff going on right there
User avatar #15 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/10/2014) [-]
That's likely it, i've never seen morning on that map, and the reflective surfaces are most likely to blame in that case. too much to process and it locks up.
#10 - Patching issues within games isn't a definitive process. you c…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2014 on RaveField 4 0
User avatar #11 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/10/2014) [-]
I can tell you exactly what's wrong wit dawnbreaker. Far too many textures, many of which are reflective. and too many particles and destruction animations
#12 - Neodude (04/10/2014) [-]
Your dawnbreaker problem actually surprises me though. I play on 360, and i haven't had problems with it before. Or do you perhaps play Xbone?
User avatar #13 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/10/2014) [-]
no, 360. every time about 5 mins in i'm assuming some big animation happens and the game just locks up the xbox and i have to manually reset the xbox in order to play again
#14 - Neodude (04/10/2014) [-]
it's possible the transition from night to early morning is what is doing it. That's a whole fucklot of new light and reflections and all the good stuff going on right there
User avatar #15 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/10/2014) [-]
That's likely it, i've never seen morning on that map, and the reflective surfaces are most likely to blame in that case. too much to process and it locks up.
#8 - It's unfortunate, but EA has very strict ******* …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/10/2014 on RaveField 4 0
User avatar #9 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/10/2014) [-]
So their policy is "it's okay to release a mostly broken game"? i only recently (a few weeks ago) got the game and it's still in this condidtion, it came out a few months ago. if there was this big of an issue with the game and they still haven't patched it, it absolutely should not have been released
#10 - Neodude (04/10/2014) [-]
Patching issues within games isn't a definitive process. you can't really time stamp when a problem will be fixed. Games, especially ones like battlefield, are unbelievably massive. Tracking down the problems that players have, especially when it comes to connectivity and lag issues, is an insane process. As for releasing broken shit, EA is a massive company now....and as such they have fallen into a path of push profit over everything. It's why I hate that they acquire studios like dice, because it means problems are going to happen, and one day they will set an impossible deadline.
User avatar #11 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/10/2014) [-]
I can tell you exactly what's wrong wit dawnbreaker. Far too many textures, many of which are reflective. and too many particles and destruction animations
#12 - Neodude (04/10/2014) [-]
Your dawnbreaker problem actually surprises me though. I play on 360, and i haven't had problems with it before. Or do you perhaps play Xbone?
User avatar #13 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/10/2014) [-]
no, 360. every time about 5 mins in i'm assuming some big animation happens and the game just locks up the xbox and i have to manually reset the xbox in order to play again
#14 - Neodude (04/10/2014) [-]
it's possible the transition from night to early morning is what is doing it. That's a whole fucklot of new light and reflections and all the good stuff going on right there
User avatar #15 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/10/2014) [-]
That's likely it, i've never seen morning on that map, and the reflective surfaces are most likely to blame in that case. too much to process and it locks up.
#23 - Where in the seven hells do you find Canadians that say a-boot… 04/10/2014 on she died 0
#53 - sorry 04/04/2014 on Canada comp +12
#60 - It's a hell of an ordeal to carry a child for 9 months, and th…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2014 on Instutional Feminisim Not... 0
User avatar #86 - wthree (03/25/2014) [-]
That doesn't make it morally justified.
#3 - *cough*...... .....*cough*  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Yuri? In MY Disney? +21
User avatar #16 - Sethorein (03/22/2014) [-]
goodbye incest guilt!
#5 - theacespecialist (03/22/2014) [-]
Oh hey, check it out, she put it back up. I sent her a message when she took it down, people can be bitches and to ignore the bs and whatnot. I wonder if it got through. Guess its up again, so it doesn't really matter either way.
User avatar #4 - wrocky (03/22/2014) [-]
wow man.
#5 - so your telling me a 43 year old women gets 14 years for shari…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/22/2014 on bad grandma +32
#16 - loltech (03/22/2014) [-]
the meth might have had something to do with it
#14 - anonymous (03/22/2014) [-]
No see... downloading an image of a nude 17.5 year old is the same as fucking a toddler. It all makes sense. Learn the law scum lest the law learn you
#12 - anonymous (03/22/2014) [-]
She's also a substance abuser.
Courts aren't as lenient for repeat/multiple offenders as consensual first time offenders.
#13 - anonymous (03/22/2014) [-]
Plus, she "admitted to it", which means she probably accepted a plea-bargain.
User avatar #11 - oodlesandoodles (03/22/2014) [-]
Lesson of the day, Children are dicks. Fuck 'em
User avatar #10 - demandsgayversion (03/22/2014) [-]
he had a better lawyer
User avatar #6 - admiralen (03/22/2014) [-]
50+ times
#26 - your welcome my good sir 03/16/2014 on Smoobledy doo 0
#21 - This one should take you directly to the video. Was prett…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Smoobledy doo 0
#23 - whyunofeellucky (03/16/2014) [-]
Thank you, good sir.
#26 - Neodude (03/16/2014) [-]
your welcome my good sir
#27 - Well, godspeed to you then my friend. 03/03/2014 on Would you rather. 0
#25 - Radscorpions dude....GIANT.... ******* ...SCORPIONS…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2014 on Would you rather. 0
#26 - jeengak (03/03/2014) [-]
yeahhh but i can just look at it as a over sized lobster thats out of the water lol....something about 8 hairy legs just creeps me the fuck out
#27 - Neodude (03/03/2014) [-]
Well, godspeed to you then my friend.
#68 - I know a good 20 people who all play magic, and they all also … 02/28/2014 on Dont assume you've won. 0
#96 - I always just see it in the manner of, its more important to k…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on baby seal 0
User avatar #97 - psykobear (02/24/2014) [-]
Well, in a situation that calls for it, I whole-heartedly agree with you. However, when there are easy alternatives, they should be taken. But if I was starving and/or freezing and my only salvation was a baby seal nearby, it wouldn't feel a thing.
#91 - oh ya, but the furs from them have a very small value compared…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2014 on baby seal 0
User avatar #95 - psykobear (02/24/2014) [-]
I just can't support killing something that hasn't had a chance to live yet. I'm not a Peta fag, I eat plenty of meat as well as hunt. But I wouldn't kill anything that young.
#96 - Neodude (02/24/2014) [-]
I always just see it in the manner of, its more important to keep oneself safe and fed, then another animal
User avatar #97 - psykobear (02/24/2014) [-]
Well, in a situation that calls for it, I whole-heartedly agree with you. However, when there are easy alternatives, they should be taken. But if I was starving and/or freezing and my only salvation was a baby seal nearby, it wouldn't feel a thing.
#6 - furs and meat, its a major part of the local infrastructure.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/23/2014 on baby seal +2
User avatar #47 - psykobear (02/23/2014) [-]
You could easily get meat from a grown one, right?
#91 - Neodude (02/24/2014) [-]
oh ya, but the furs from them have a very small value compared to the younger ones, so they go for younger ones. i really don't know why people question it, its been going on for damn near over a hundred years, and is extremely controlled for numbers.
User avatar #95 - psykobear (02/24/2014) [-]
I just can't support killing something that hasn't had a chance to live yet. I'm not a Peta fag, I eat plenty of meat as well as hunt. But I wouldn't kill anything that young.
#96 - Neodude (02/24/2014) [-]
I always just see it in the manner of, its more important to keep oneself safe and fed, then another animal
User avatar #97 - psykobear (02/24/2014) [-]
Well, in a situation that calls for it, I whole-heartedly agree with you. However, when there are easy alternatives, they should be taken. But if I was starving and/or freezing and my only salvation was a baby seal nearby, it wouldn't feel a thing.
#8 - How sheltered of a life have you had? By that age I was easily…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on I'm sad now. +9
#33 - xgolgothax (02/08/2014) [-]
My life was never sheltered. However, i wholeheartedly admit to sheltering my own children. And no, 9 is not an age where a child should be trusted to make their own decisions. Children a lot older than that are exploited daily, of that I assure you.
#51 - indeed, you as well my friend 01/31/2014 on mods or glitches? +1
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#12 - anonymous (07/20/2011) [-]
The episode title for the Family Guy episode you were referring to is called Brothers and Sisters, Season 9 Episode 15. :D
#1 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY IS ALL MINE BABY!  
(Thanks for the add)
COMMENT VIRGINITY IS ALL MINE BABY!
(Thanks for the add)
#2 to #1 - Neodude ONLINE (02/06/2011) [-]
I feel violated.... but great story you just posted
User avatar #3 to #2 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
LOL. I do make others feel that way. It's my specialty. Known to rape you in some way. Childhood, etc. LOL. Thanks for the feedback. As a gift, go to my profile, click my avatar, Happy Fapping.
#4 to #3 - Neodude ONLINE (02/06/2011) [-]
OH MEIN GOD....... is it bad if I at one point had more the 75 favorited?
User avatar #5 to #4 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
Wait, what?
#6 to #5 - Neodude ONLINE (02/06/2011) [-]
missed the % symbol thingy
User avatar #7 to #6 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
It's a good thing. I think.
#8 to #7 - Neodude ONLINE (02/06/2011) [-]
its possible it could be sorta good ish
User avatar #9 to #8 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
It will. Give it time.
#10 to #9 - Neodude ONLINE (02/06/2011) [-]
Time is the one thing I've got.
User avatar #11 to #10 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
Use it well.
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