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#96 - Okay then, much simpler, someone just shoots your pokemon. As … 05/17/2013 on Everybody get's one. 0
#94 - Avada Kedavra...your pokemon is dead...then what?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Everybody get's one. 0
User avatar #111 - ilovemyguns (05/17/2013) [-]
Kamehameha, you're dead and I dodged all forms of magic, or killed you before you had the chance to touch a wand. Then what?
User avatar #95 - shinigamigod (05/17/2013) [-]
The universes are not intertwined therefore an impossible scenario.
#96 - Neodude (05/17/2013) [-]
Okay then, much simpler, someone just shoots your pokemon. As it has been shown firearms exist within that universe. I just think it is smarter to live in a world where I could heal a gunshot wound(head-shots and quick bleed outs aside) in a matter of seconds.
#16 - While online passes do suck, it is a way to get back at the re… 05/17/2013 on Online Pass +2
#38 - I find it to be rather decent, just watched all of what has be…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on Look Ma, I can fly! 0
User avatar #40 - yusay (05/17/2013) [-]
It's because it's broadcast on public TV and censoring is very heavy for TV anime.
#5 - Well, i can let you know that it is from episode 4068. Unfortu…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Tumblr +3
#12 - deliveryman (05/17/2013) [-]
www.sesamestreet.org/videos#media/video_3460106a-1648-11dd-995c-3d52ab3e4656

Heres a free one if you want it. I'm in Canada so you should probably be able to watch it.
User avatar #6 - SuperSixONE (05/16/2013) [-]
It's available! I think i'm willing to spend 2 bucks for it.
#7 - K, just looked into it, we are getting 13 episodes.......I fee… 05/16/2013 on Futurama +3
#4 - but...I could have sworn I just saw an advert for it today....  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Futurama 0
User avatar #5 - DerangedSpoon (05/16/2013) [-]
Well maybe the are airing the last series then it will end, I don't know. But I saw online, futurama was cancelled again.
User avatar #9 - Hightower (05/16/2013) [-]
Season. It's an American show, so all of the episodes in a year are a season, all seasons combined are the series.
#7 - Neodude (05/16/2013) [-]
K, just looked into it, we are getting 13 episodes.......I feel so...empty inside....
User avatar #6 - DerangedSpoon (05/16/2013) [-]
they*
#2 - Isn't there a new season starting in June?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Futurama 0
User avatar #14 - Thunderrr (05/16/2013) [-]
To clear things out, they will produce 13 more episodes for the season which started last summer. Sadly, those episodes will be the last.
User avatar #3 - DerangedSpoon (05/16/2013) [-]
I don't think so, futurama has been cancelled again.
#4 - Neodude (05/16/2013) [-]
but...I could have sworn I just saw an advert for it today....
User avatar #5 - DerangedSpoon (05/16/2013) [-]
Well maybe the are airing the last series then it will end, I don't know. But I saw online, futurama was cancelled again.
User avatar #9 - Hightower (05/16/2013) [-]
Season. It's an American show, so all of the episodes in a year are a season, all seasons combined are the series.
#7 - Neodude (05/16/2013) [-]
K, just looked into it, we are getting 13 episodes.......I feel so...empty inside....
User avatar #6 - DerangedSpoon (05/16/2013) [-]
they*
#95 - "He had seen it blow smoke it as upset, but there was nev… 05/14/2013 on Your sex life in 2013 0
#71 - Apparently I don't watch enough porn, because I have no clue w…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2013 on eltiT +51
User avatar #124 - naitsabesh (05/11/2013) [-]
I just remembered her from porn ads
User avatar #106 - xixhuskiexix (05/11/2013) [-]
tessa taylor from the bangbros bus ^__^
User avatar #82 - iforgetwhattosay (05/11/2013) [-]
i don't know her name, but that picture is on NSFW nearly every other day.
#94 - mollike (05/11/2013) [-]
I have visited NSFW quite often and watched porn but still haven't seen her before.
#4 - Not true, the way Rowling closed the time paradox with time tu…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Can anyone please explain ? +2
User avatar #117 - nibxi (05/11/2013) [-]
But had they not gone back to save buckbeak was he dead or alive? You have to figure that in one original timeline, buckbeak was quite literally DEAD. They went back and changed that creating the loop of him being saved by them. However as many time travel movies / games / etc. have shown, not every loop is exactly the same. Had they failed to save him or hadn't gone back, he'd be dead infinitely. Same with the parents, go back and save them, recreates the time line but needs a point in which they go back to actually do the saving and once that point is established they are saved indefinitely until one loop fucks up
#11 - N. Korean citizen (05/10/2013) [-]
That makes no fucking sense. You seem to be missing the same wits as the writer and everyone else that defends this time traveling theory.
User avatar #6 - nickninjanizzle (05/10/2013) [-]
i agree her method of the time turner was a perpetual loop that actually plays out correctly. unlike looper, soo many errors in the time travel theories
#64 - I didn't say it wasn't made, just dead, as in what takes actua…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on Dave Grohl 0
#116 - graphenz (05/08/2013) [-]
Then it still lives, just because the ticker goes a bit slow doesn't mean a man is dead.
#47 - Depends on your interpretation of real music. For instance, my…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Dave Grohl 0
#150 - magerogue (05/08/2013) [-]
this 100 times. Music should be played by people not played by fucking computers. The thought of stupid fucktards picking up dj programs and make horible beats makes me wanna barf. Music should be played by real instruments and real people, that's what it's all about. I guess that somwhere along "experimentation with sounds" we crashed on stupid dubstep and modern day rap, y'know, fucking horible shit.
User avatar #49 - rabaneristo (05/08/2013) [-]
Just because you only know shitty music it doesn't mean real music is not made anymore.
#64 - Neodude (05/08/2013) [-]
I didn't say it wasn't made, just dead, as in what takes actual full blown talent is not as popular as it truly deserves.
#116 - graphenz (05/08/2013) [-]
Then it still lives, just because the ticker goes a bit slow doesn't mean a man is dead.
#206 - You seem to have an over personalized view of the American mil…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Canada at war -2
#217 - N. Korean citizen (05/08/2013) [-]
People might take you more seriously if instead of saying you're wrong, you're first hand experience doesn't matter, you were to back up what you're saying with evidence.
#212 - N. Korean citizen (05/08/2013) [-]
So which military do you believe could actually go toe to toe with us? Even other countries soldiers admit that America is the best trained in the world. We spend ridiculous amounts of money on the military which leads to great training available to us that other countries just cant give their troops. A great example is marksmanship. many of the soldiers that i have talked to from countries around the world tell us that they rarely ever fire their weapon and some haven't even fired it since their form of basic. Last time i went to the range we had so much extra ammunition that i was literally able to fire over 7000 rounds of ammunition over three days. The training difference in American soldiers and other first world countries is huge.
#238 - N. Korean citizen (05/08/2013) [-]
Yes, and if you skipped the expenses to run the military for ONE day, you could have solved your freekin echonomy crisis!
You might be storng, but you're wasting money. Would've loved to see the UK, russia, Israel etc have the same budget rates as the US. My guess is that they woudl have highly superior training.
#246 - creepyunclebob (05/08/2013) [-]
The economic crisis couldn't have been solved by taking money from the government and giving it to the people -- we tried that and it didn't do anything other than put a fancier TV in a few houses.
#3 - This is the best fucking laugh i have had all god damned week.… 05/03/2013 on 3spooky5me 0
#106 - Ya, the picture is a cheap cop-out, but if it is a mod, then i… 05/02/2013 on all of my wut 0
#13 - Possibly a custom picture texture...or maybe a mod. Both are h…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2013 on all of my wut +2
User avatar #16 - ksiota (05/01/2013) [-]
Awh, that's no fun.
#106 - Neodude (05/02/2013) [-]
Ya, the picture is a cheap cop-out, but if it is a mod, then it is pretty damned cool regardless.
#24 - Picture 05/01/2013 on When Canadians rage +3
#14 - From what I know, you need to be on the eastern half of the country  [+] (7 new replies) 05/01/2013 on When Canadians rage 0
#17 - Iarepedobear (05/01/2013) [-]
Uh...No. I live in Quebec, lived in Halifax and stayed in P.E.I. Still got milk in bags.
#29 - canadianxtreme (05/06/2013) [-]
im from pei
#24 - Neodude (05/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #22 - toughactintinactin (05/01/2013) [-]
Those were all eastern provinces...
#28 - Iarepedobear (05/01/2013) [-]
Exactly. You said "You need to be on the eastern half of the country". The Anon obviously wasn't. Therefore you were wrong. WTF is your problem ?
#27 - N. Korean citizen (05/01/2013) [-]
They meant that they can get milk in a bag in the eastern provinces and the other person lives/lived in those eastern provinces and they hadn't seen milk in a bag before.
User avatar #23 - toughactintinactin (05/01/2013) [-]
are*
#48 - 1) Time Turners were only to be used in any event that they kn… 04/29/2013 on Potter Parents 0
#40 - I dunno, the jersey of the kid making the kicks looks to be a … 04/29/2013 on Poor kid 0
#9 - I honestly don't know why they caused me so much grief, but th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Dark souls fuck yeah 0
User avatar #10 - thesovereigngrave (04/28/2013) [-]
It's obvious why. You're on a narrow walkyway getting shot at by arrows the size of fucking javelins.
#7 - The only thing that I had troubles with were the two damned ar…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Dark souls fuck yeah 0
User avatar #8 - thesovereigngrave (04/28/2013) [-]
I only had to check the strategy to make sure I was doing the right thing. Turns out I was.

Yeah, they were frustrating, but it wasn't really that bad in my opinion.
#9 - Neodude (04/28/2013) [-]
I honestly don't know why they caused me so much grief, but they did, and it sucked.
User avatar #10 - thesovereigngrave (04/28/2013) [-]
It's obvious why. You're on a narrow walkyway getting shot at by arrows the size of fucking javelins.
#29 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ety2FEHQgwM  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on /b/ rates the world 0
User avatar #38 - iamkagji (04/29/2013) [-]
Huh. Yay for canada, i guess..
#11 - I don't know why but the thing I find funny is just the girl's… 04/27/2013 on NO! +37
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#12 - N. Korean citizen (07/20/2011) [-]
The episode title for the Family Guy episode you were referring to is called Brothers and Sisters, Season 9 Episode 15. :D
#1 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY IS ALL MINE BABY!  
(Thanks for the add)
COMMENT VIRGINITY IS ALL MINE BABY!
(Thanks for the add)
#2 to #1 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
I feel violated.... but great story you just posted
User avatar #3 to #2 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
LOL. I do make others feel that way. It's my specialty. Known to rape you in some way. Childhood, etc. LOL. Thanks for the feedback. As a gift, go to my profile, click my avatar, Happy Fapping.
#4 to #3 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
OH MEIN GOD....... is it bad if I at one point had more the 75 favorited?
User avatar #5 to #4 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
Wait, what?
#6 to #5 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
missed the % symbol thingy
User avatar #7 to #6 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
It's a good thing. I think.
#8 to #7 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
its possible it could be sorta good ish
User avatar #9 to #8 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
It will. Give it time.
#10 to #9 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
Time is the one thing I've got.
User avatar #11 to #10 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
Use it well.
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