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#7 - In my experience, its pretty okay. You have disagreements, you…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2015 on Blind Sister +1
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#16 - sixfivefourtwoone (10/07/2015) [-]
I always wanted to be the older brother, mainly because mine betrayed me ._.
#3 - if you ever have a chance to save up for, the last of us ps4 b… 10/06/2015 on The Least of Us 0
#3 - Eh, someone else livin in Vancouver. 10/03/2015 on that's one expensive VAG. +1
#161 - LIST ME YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD 09/23/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... 0
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#204 - **Neodude used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **Neodude rolls 751,0… 09/12/2015 on Steam Giveaway! 0
#28 - thats all fine and dandy, except you wasted time, considering …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Civilization V: Don't... +5
#54 - skebaba (08/25/2015) [-]
That's just retarded. Imagine IRL if the invaders were already inside your territory and suddenly were slingshotted back outside the borders by an invisible rubberband.
#69 - anon (08/25/2015) [-]
Yeah but it's not real life. Real life armies don't move tile to tile and take turns yo.
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#61 - ragingbrony (08/25/2015) [-]
It's not for realism, it's for game balance.
If they didn't boot you out, you could just kill another civs capital in 1 turn without them having the time to react (with AI anyways, since any sane human player would see it happening)
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#70 - teddybearlove (08/25/2015) [-]
When I was in the 8th grade I did this exact thing to a friend of mine. I think I was playing as the japanese or something. It was in school and we had enough copies for the whole class to play in different LAN games. It was BADASS!

But me and a couple friends decided to play together and teamup against some other people. We were in a lobby of 6. 3 us, 3 them. It was perfect. I got the southern end of the map and had no idea where they were at. I never sent scouts out, I never ventured too far. I let my guys worry about all that, filling in the map for my head. I focused heavily on offence. I built the biggest army I could, all the while talking like it was casual. they took over the middle area filled with gold and started farming. We rested there for a little while and gained our forces and advanced through the ages. Soon my army was covering the whole screen when I looked at it (I didn't want them to know).

I told both of them, that I was creating an army. And that I have superior units to them. I told them I would whipe out everyone else on the board. They just had to send me all of there resources. I told them I have been making some units right now for defence, ask them if they want any. "of course man, It would be great to have some extra help". So I sent my army, split in half. Still enough to wipe out them out easy peasy even with defence. There resources finally get to me and I spend all of it on siege units. I make incredible amounts of them. Then I sent them. I said, "reinforcements on the way, my new army is done."

They turned to our enemies and said that it was all over and that we were totally going to win. They didn't even care, But one guy... He had seen everything I was doing and just laughed the entire time.

When I got my siege units to my friends castles I told them to send their resources to me again. That I was going to attack in waves. They agreed that was a good idea just in case. As soon as they said, "alright everything is sent" I turned off the peace treaty with them and started decimating them from the inside out. Nothing stood any kind of chance. My main friend who I usually communicated strategy with was like "wait what? Why are your units attacking? Dude your units are attacking me! That's not what they're supposed to do!". He's screaming and yelling trying to grasp what was happening and trying to stop it at the same time. I already killed his castle so he was out of the game. But he was still furious. My other friends castle was better built from defence on the outside. If I had been on the outside I might have had problems. But because I infiltrated his castle I #rekt his shit. They were just dying, as was the guy across the way.

I ended up regrouping all of my units and sending them out to kill the other guys. There was a small force that tried to attack my castle. They were taken care of quickly.
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#32 - EdwardNigma (08/25/2015) [-]
Probably means just outside the borders
#6 - Gods, the store I work in is setting up our halloween **** nex… 08/20/2015 on The holidays are coming +1
#33 - The reason fora minimum wage is to have a government enforced…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2015 on Minimum wage machine 0
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#35 - Sperit (08/20/2015) [-]
You can survive on minimum wage just not that well
#74 - anon (08/20/2015) [-]
not if you're trying to provide for a family, which is what it's supposed to be considered for. We have people working minimum wage struggling to provide for themselves alone, much less also paying for one-two kids and even possibly a spouse.
#241 - It will more then likeley have a cooldown on it, that will pro…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2015 on What happens when Vader... 0
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#268 - CrowbarNinja (08/09/2015) [-]
But that would suck because countless jedi block loads of fire, we need a better area of effect for the lightsaber and dynamic placement of it controlled by the players. if i block all of the fire coming at me from the front or aim shots back at people i should be vulnerable behind me, though i should be able to swap quickly because its the only way a lightsaber is effective. I shouldnt automatically block sniper fire, i should know when and where a scoped sniper looks at me, so i can try to block it. Make it skill based, because a jedi in battlefield would change everything, especially since every map (Including Mos Eisley if its is simi The only things that crippled BF2 imo was the lack of customizable loadouts Reason i mainly play TF2 now , and meh jedi up-down-left-right does not make a good 3d game tight. A lightsaber fight was jousting, that is not canon at all what the fuck.