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#113 - No problem, I'm ******* glad i could brighten up … 11/10/2013 on Adams humour +1
#30 - I was watching it with two buddies tonight, and we just lost o… 11/10/2013 on gandhi aint got shit on iroh +1
#61 - You know what, I will apologize on the blowing smoke in faces,…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Smoking room +1
#68 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
refer to my other post about my college, that pretty much explains why im getting angry, if its an enclosed shelter i dont have a problem with it. i actually appreciate that to be honest but its when they just give you a random open space and say 'smoke here, not under the bike shelter over there or under the overhang over there. no not even id its raining', i can understand why theyd say that if it was decent weather but if it isnt who in their right mind is going to be in those places in bad enough conditions to warrant smoking in there anyway. thats the problem i have with it because thats what i associate with the phrase 'designated smoking area'
#119 - fruhest (11/10/2013) [-]
In my school, people would just stand in the entrance when it was raining because that was the only outdoor place with a roof. They would normally stand there when it wasn't raining as well because they couldn't be arsed to walk 25 meters to the side where they wouldn't bother anyone with their disgusting habit.

An asthmatic girl had to go to the hospital because she was in a class that had windows above the entrance to the school.
Every fucking day for 3 years of time I had to walk through this thick cloud of smoke to enter my own fucking school. The stairwells stank of smoke, the classrooms with windows near the entrance were impossible to have classes in because they stank of smoke, and if you asked the smoker to please move away from the entrance you'd get a "stop fucking bitching at me for doing it it's my lungs you little shit"

If you know it's going to rain and you know you're going to need to smoke that day bring a fucking umbrella, and move the fuck away from our roofs.

It's not just your lungs, I had friends that couldn't go home from school until about half an hour after the entire building was empty because when all the people went home they just stopped right in the fucking entrance to have a smoke before they left.

It's not your lungs I give two shits about, it's mine and my friends'.
#237 - craigdavid (11/11/2013) [-]
thats your schools fault for not providing a smoking shelter then isnt it. easy solution right there. i didnt design the school so i dont give a fuck
User avatar #241 - fruhest (11/13/2013) [-]
No, it is not the school's job to present smokers with shelters because they can't be arsed to be decent human beings and stand somewhere else than in the entrance while sucking on their death sticks.
Our school didn't have a school yard and shared the building with lots of other companies as well, there was no place to build a shelter. That does not give you sick fucks the permission to stink up the stairwells, classrooms, entrance hall etc.
#244 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
lastly. why the fuck did the stairwells stink. what kinda pricks did you go to school with and why the fuck did you rschool not have a schoolyard. you live in fuckign detroit or something yeezus
#243 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
also the fuck on about sick fucks. close the fucking window and dont cry about it. if theres a person with asthma why is the window open in the first place, and why is smoking allowed within a certain distance of the building. thats a failing of your school, if someone came outside and said yeah your smokes causing a girl to SUFFOCATE BY GOING THROUGH THE WINDOW i MIGHT be inclined to move. but you are essentially being a massive fsacist cunt by saying 'if you smoke, yourea bad person'.

fuck you sair, and have a pleasant day.
#242 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
if you do somethign i dont wanna tolerate i can accommodate for you. whats a shelter against straight up shunning multiple people for what they wanna do. stick a sheet of metal on some sticks, its better than nothing. then at least youve got an excuse for your bitching
#56 - You haven't contributed much beside the fact that you feel you…  [+] (17 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Smoking room +6
#58 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
in no fucking way do i blow smoke in other peoples' faces. if yo cared to read any of the million or so fucking paragraphs ive written in the last half an hor to describe my views on smoking you would understand that i do not think that is the case, i just dont appreciate cunts like you thinking they have any more of a right than me to dictate where i smoke. if a fucking arseload of people came up to me and started bitching what do you think id do, stop?

hell to the fucking no id talk to each and every fucker, puffing away on my 'death stick' the whole time

enjoy your long and healthy life asshole, i hope you spend the last ten years of your life sitting miserably in your own shit you white knight tryhard asshat
#62 - meter (11/10/2013) [-]
i smell jealousy of a healthy body

#69 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
im cool man, i still go running and play basketball. i skate sometimes and i go snowboarding on occasion, im hoping to start MMA and football soon and i ride my bike whenever i need to go to a friends house. im keeping up with this shit and im not going to smoke forever. its something i enjoy that im choosing to indulge in for a while. thanks to modern day medicine and expensive advertising campaigns at the taxpayers expense im now aware of pretty much every danger there is with smoking but its my choice to smoke.

in other words fuck off you 12 year old white knight

inb4 'trolled u mad?'

l2troll faggit
User avatar #234 - templarofsteel (11/11/2013) [-]
Reading your comments, I can definitely see what you mean. I was talking about when it's crowded somewhere, though.
I mean, if I know I'm not bothering anyone I don't give two shits about where I light one up, but when, for example, I'm at a busy train station or something I make sure I stand in the area meant for smokers.
#239 - craigdavid (11/11/2013) [-]
in britain we dont have those, its just straight up banned on train platforms. very few places in britain accommodate for smokers these days, its viewed as a waste of money
User avatar #76 - lethaldose (11/10/2013) [-]
fellow smoker here and i´m right behind ya pal, and i´m here to get you rid of some red thumbs
#77 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
thanks man, see this attitude wouldnt be present if it werent for the governments making smokers a scapegoat for poor NHS staistics. the tax on cigarettes alone in the UK more than covers the cost to the NHS of smokers, so we're more than paying our dues.
User avatar #78 - lethaldose (11/10/2013) [-]
same here in Czech Rep. pal, and it´s getting fucking higher every half a year ....
#81 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
i think its ridiculous man, its a hobby essentially and its being turned into a massive scapegoat so that how other money gets spent isnt put under scrutiny
#61 - Neodude (11/10/2013) [-]
You know what, I will apologize on the blowing smoke in faces, i hadn't gotten through most of the conversations at that point, however, I still find your anger towards designated smoking areas terrible. those areas are set to have the least possible impact on others, to keep as many people happy as possible.
#68 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
refer to my other post about my college, that pretty much explains why im getting angry, if its an enclosed shelter i dont have a problem with it. i actually appreciate that to be honest but its when they just give you a random open space and say 'smoke here, not under the bike shelter over there or under the overhang over there. no not even id its raining', i can understand why theyd say that if it was decent weather but if it isnt who in their right mind is going to be in those places in bad enough conditions to warrant smoking in there anyway. thats the problem i have with it because thats what i associate with the phrase 'designated smoking area'
#119 - fruhest (11/10/2013) [-]
In my school, people would just stand in the entrance when it was raining because that was the only outdoor place with a roof. They would normally stand there when it wasn't raining as well because they couldn't be arsed to walk 25 meters to the side where they wouldn't bother anyone with their disgusting habit.

An asthmatic girl had to go to the hospital because she was in a class that had windows above the entrance to the school.
Every fucking day for 3 years of time I had to walk through this thick cloud of smoke to enter my own fucking school. The stairwells stank of smoke, the classrooms with windows near the entrance were impossible to have classes in because they stank of smoke, and if you asked the smoker to please move away from the entrance you'd get a "stop fucking bitching at me for doing it it's my lungs you little shit"

If you know it's going to rain and you know you're going to need to smoke that day bring a fucking umbrella, and move the fuck away from our roofs.

It's not just your lungs, I had friends that couldn't go home from school until about half an hour after the entire building was empty because when all the people went home they just stopped right in the fucking entrance to have a smoke before they left.

It's not your lungs I give two shits about, it's mine and my friends'.
#237 - craigdavid (11/11/2013) [-]
thats your schools fault for not providing a smoking shelter then isnt it. easy solution right there. i didnt design the school so i dont give a fuck
User avatar #241 - fruhest (11/13/2013) [-]
No, it is not the school's job to present smokers with shelters because they can't be arsed to be decent human beings and stand somewhere else than in the entrance while sucking on their death sticks.
Our school didn't have a school yard and shared the building with lots of other companies as well, there was no place to build a shelter. That does not give you sick fucks the permission to stink up the stairwells, classrooms, entrance hall etc.
#244 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
lastly. why the fuck did the stairwells stink. what kinda pricks did you go to school with and why the fuck did you rschool not have a schoolyard. you live in fuckign detroit or something yeezus
#243 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
also the fuck on about sick fucks. close the fucking window and dont cry about it. if theres a person with asthma why is the window open in the first place, and why is smoking allowed within a certain distance of the building. thats a failing of your school, if someone came outside and said yeah your smokes causing a girl to SUFFOCATE BY GOING THROUGH THE WINDOW i MIGHT be inclined to move. but you are essentially being a massive fsacist cunt by saying 'if you smoke, yourea bad person'.

fuck you sair, and have a pleasant day.
#242 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
if you do somethign i dont wanna tolerate i can accommodate for you. whats a shelter against straight up shunning multiple people for what they wanna do. stick a sheet of metal on some sticks, its better than nothing. then at least youve got an excuse for your bitching
#52 - How about you walk the **** downwind to an area w…  [+] (19 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Smoking room +7
#55 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
how about you stop being such a lazy cunt and use your healthy fucking lungs to jog off at a high pace. then just keep going. because yo are contributing nothing to do this debate except the fact you are convinced you are right
#56 - Neodude (11/10/2013) [-]
You haven't contributed much beside the fact that you feel you are entitled to smoke anywhere once outside a fucking building, and that if anyone has a problem with you blowing toxins in their face they could fucking shove it. Sorry, but you poisoning your own body does not make you right in any way about where you smoke.
#58 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
in no fucking way do i blow smoke in other peoples' faces. if yo cared to read any of the million or so fucking paragraphs ive written in the last half an hor to describe my views on smoking you would understand that i do not think that is the case, i just dont appreciate cunts like you thinking they have any more of a right than me to dictate where i smoke. if a fucking arseload of people came up to me and started bitching what do you think id do, stop?

hell to the fucking no id talk to each and every fucker, puffing away on my 'death stick' the whole time

enjoy your long and healthy life asshole, i hope you spend the last ten years of your life sitting miserably in your own shit you white knight tryhard asshat
#62 - meter (11/10/2013) [-]
i smell jealousy of a healthy body

#69 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
im cool man, i still go running and play basketball. i skate sometimes and i go snowboarding on occasion, im hoping to start MMA and football soon and i ride my bike whenever i need to go to a friends house. im keeping up with this shit and im not going to smoke forever. its something i enjoy that im choosing to indulge in for a while. thanks to modern day medicine and expensive advertising campaigns at the taxpayers expense im now aware of pretty much every danger there is with smoking but its my choice to smoke.

in other words fuck off you 12 year old white knight

inb4 'trolled u mad?'

l2troll faggit
User avatar #234 - templarofsteel (11/11/2013) [-]
Reading your comments, I can definitely see what you mean. I was talking about when it's crowded somewhere, though.
I mean, if I know I'm not bothering anyone I don't give two shits about where I light one up, but when, for example, I'm at a busy train station or something I make sure I stand in the area meant for smokers.
#239 - craigdavid (11/11/2013) [-]
in britain we dont have those, its just straight up banned on train platforms. very few places in britain accommodate for smokers these days, its viewed as a waste of money
User avatar #76 - lethaldose (11/10/2013) [-]
fellow smoker here and i´m right behind ya pal, and i´m here to get you rid of some red thumbs
#77 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
thanks man, see this attitude wouldnt be present if it werent for the governments making smokers a scapegoat for poor NHS staistics. the tax on cigarettes alone in the UK more than covers the cost to the NHS of smokers, so we're more than paying our dues.
User avatar #78 - lethaldose (11/10/2013) [-]
same here in Czech Rep. pal, and it´s getting fucking higher every half a year ....
#81 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
i think its ridiculous man, its a hobby essentially and its being turned into a massive scapegoat so that how other money gets spent isnt put under scrutiny
#61 - Neodude (11/10/2013) [-]
You know what, I will apologize on the blowing smoke in faces, i hadn't gotten through most of the conversations at that point, however, I still find your anger towards designated smoking areas terrible. those areas are set to have the least possible impact on others, to keep as many people happy as possible.
#68 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
refer to my other post about my college, that pretty much explains why im getting angry, if its an enclosed shelter i dont have a problem with it. i actually appreciate that to be honest but its when they just give you a random open space and say 'smoke here, not under the bike shelter over there or under the overhang over there. no not even id its raining', i can understand why theyd say that if it was decent weather but if it isnt who in their right mind is going to be in those places in bad enough conditions to warrant smoking in there anyway. thats the problem i have with it because thats what i associate with the phrase 'designated smoking area'
#119 - fruhest (11/10/2013) [-]
In my school, people would just stand in the entrance when it was raining because that was the only outdoor place with a roof. They would normally stand there when it wasn't raining as well because they couldn't be arsed to walk 25 meters to the side where they wouldn't bother anyone with their disgusting habit.

An asthmatic girl had to go to the hospital because she was in a class that had windows above the entrance to the school.
Every fucking day for 3 years of time I had to walk through this thick cloud of smoke to enter my own fucking school. The stairwells stank of smoke, the classrooms with windows near the entrance were impossible to have classes in because they stank of smoke, and if you asked the smoker to please move away from the entrance you'd get a "stop fucking bitching at me for doing it it's my lungs you little shit"

If you know it's going to rain and you know you're going to need to smoke that day bring a fucking umbrella, and move the fuck away from our roofs.

It's not just your lungs, I had friends that couldn't go home from school until about half an hour after the entire building was empty because when all the people went home they just stopped right in the fucking entrance to have a smoke before they left.

It's not your lungs I give two shits about, it's mine and my friends'.
#237 - craigdavid (11/11/2013) [-]
thats your schools fault for not providing a smoking shelter then isnt it. easy solution right there. i didnt design the school so i dont give a fuck
User avatar #241 - fruhest (11/13/2013) [-]
No, it is not the school's job to present smokers with shelters because they can't be arsed to be decent human beings and stand somewhere else than in the entrance while sucking on their death sticks.
Our school didn't have a school yard and shared the building with lots of other companies as well, there was no place to build a shelter. That does not give you sick fucks the permission to stink up the stairwells, classrooms, entrance hall etc.
#244 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
lastly. why the fuck did the stairwells stink. what kinda pricks did you go to school with and why the fuck did you rschool not have a schoolyard. you live in fuckign detroit or something yeezus
#243 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
also the fuck on about sick fucks. close the fucking window and dont cry about it. if theres a person with asthma why is the window open in the first place, and why is smoking allowed within a certain distance of the building. thats a failing of your school, if someone came outside and said yeah your smokes causing a girl to SUFFOCATE BY GOING THROUGH THE WINDOW i MIGHT be inclined to move. but you are essentially being a massive fsacist cunt by saying 'if you smoke, yourea bad person'.

fuck you sair, and have a pleasant day.
#242 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
if you do somethign i dont wanna tolerate i can accommodate for you. whats a shelter against straight up shunning multiple people for what they wanna do. stick a sheet of metal on some sticks, its better than nothing. then at least youve got an excuse for your bitching
#26 - That page is pretty damn good,a lthough this is still my favourite. 11/10/2013 on Another Gone With the... +5
#44 - Well, i don't go on reddit, but i go on funnyjunk, so i am …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Adams humour +51
User avatar #56 - redbrutal (11/10/2013) [-]
Thanks, I'm fucking glad you liked it
#113 - Neodude (11/10/2013) [-]
No problem, I'm fucking glad i could brighten up you fucking day.
#160 - Wow, your minimum wage is complete ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2013 on zim-zamed 0
#177 - ffinfinity (11/10/2013) [-]
My man minimum wage where I work is $8.50 but after working at my grocery store for 2 years I now make $9.75 an hour. However I was a special case with my $9.75 and I know people like my sister for instance who works at the same store but makes $8.80 still after work 2 years aswell, which willl probably be bumped up to $9 soon
#65 - where the **** do you work that it takes 50 hours…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2013 on zim-zamed +1
#151 - anonymous (11/10/2013) [-]
minimum wage is 7.25, which is likely the job a 19 year old would have
subtract taxes
around 7 an hour
350 divided by 7 is 50
You DUMB SHIT

#160 - Neodude (11/10/2013) [-]
Wow, your minimum wage is complete fucking shit. $10 , at-least in B.C. and Sask. from what I have experienced. Also, if you think at 19 all you can have is min wage, you really must have had a shit time earning good jobs when you were young
#177 - ffinfinity (11/10/2013) [-]
My man minimum wage where I work is $8.50 but after working at my grocery store for 2 years I now make $9.75 an hour. However I was a special case with my $9.75 and I know people like my sister for instance who works at the same store but makes $8.80 still after work 2 years aswell, which willl probably be bumped up to $9 soon
#196 - God damnit Obama, stay the hell away from the monopoly money, … 11/09/2013 on Oooooooh 0
#185 - When the bloody hell did that happen?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2013 on Oooooooh 0
User avatar #193 - sabcy (11/09/2013) [-]
obama.
#196 - Neodude (11/09/2013) [-]
God damnit Obama, stay the hell away from the monopoly money, that's our thing
#182 - but...it doesn't...it's all green.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2013 on Oooooooh 0
User avatar #183 - feelythefeel (11/09/2013) [-]
The point is, it looks fake. And what's more fake then plastic?

It's a joke, btw.
#180 - since when has anyone said American money was like monopoly money???  [+] (8 new replies) 11/09/2013 on Oooooooh 0
#184 - UnforgivingOne (11/09/2013) [-]
#185 - Neodude (11/09/2013) [-]
When the bloody hell did that happen?
User avatar #193 - sabcy (11/09/2013) [-]
obama.
#196 - Neodude (11/09/2013) [-]
God damnit Obama, stay the hell away from the monopoly money, that's our thing
User avatar #181 - feelythefeel (11/09/2013) [-]
"Looks like monopoly money"
-greenbracelet
#186 - greenbracelet (11/09/2013) [-]
haha yeah, since a few minutes ago. thanks for citing me.
#182 - Neodude (11/09/2013) [-]
but...it doesn't...it's all green.
User avatar #183 - feelythefeel (11/09/2013) [-]
The point is, it looks fake. And what's more fake then plastic?

It's a joke, btw.
#49 - Picture 11/08/2013 on lol'd +1
#288 - Incorrect. Disney's animations are insane. There is no way to … 11/08/2013 on War. War never changes. 0
#279 - One question, is this from a film, documentary, or fake. I'm i… 11/08/2013 on who is the enemy? 0
#11 - There are certain laws, but you can legally own a handgun, its… 11/08/2013 on Are you ready to RAGE?! +3
#6 - I was thinking Conker's bad Furday.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2013 on Still a fun game 0
#7 - drackmore (11/08/2013) [-]
Now see I would agree with you on conker if they left out the shooting cute animals. But because they added that the only time you get guns is in the very last two parts which are anything but cute.
#124 - That is a good possibility, althoguh if you ever want a good t… 11/08/2013 on Nailed it 0
#59 - You sure, because i just took my friends car to the top of Mt.…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2013 on Nailed it 0
User avatar #123 - ilovedonkeydick (11/08/2013) [-]
My friend used a cargobob to pick up my car and scraped it across the roof like 5times, but then when I got in a new car it picked up on the first try. Maybe its only certain cars. I believe he was trying to pick up my Exemplar 4door ($205k).
#124 - Neodude (11/08/2013) [-]
That is a good possibility, althoguh if you ever want a good time, find a truck that has a smaller box trailer attached. Amazing glitch happens with it.
#121 - Thing is, with how games are made these days, that can't alway… 11/06/2013 on Witty Title 0
#37 - I wonder by what standards are you calling DLC ********…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Witty Title 0
User avatar #89 - inuares (11/06/2013) [-]
DLC is just generally bullshit. It should have been added to the game in the first place.
#121 - Neodude (11/06/2013) [-]
Thing is, with how games are made these days, that can't always happen. Games cost an un-godly amount more to make then they used to. Because of this, Development can only go on for so long before a company needs to start earning money off of their game. This means that there may be bits of the game that the Devs really really wanted to get into the game, but because of time constraint, could not do so before launch. That's why they then release it as DLC at a later time, with most companies charging for t because it did still cost a large amount of money to make it, and so they deserve to earn money for their hard work(day one DLC and the likes not included, that's just wrong.) A problem I see alot is that people seem to think that because this wasn't done in the past, that it is just as easy to not do now, which just does not work at all. I really do hope that isn't what your opinion centers around.
#15 - I( don't really see it as strange that unaloq knows about harm… 11/05/2013 on Avatar Revelations Part 6 0
#1 - Where have you been living, the prairies have had snow for a w… 11/04/2013 on it snowed here in canada today 0
#520 - Battlefield 4 and Bad Company 2....umm. 11/04/2013 on description 0
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#12 - anonymous (07/20/2011) [-]
The episode title for the Family Guy episode you were referring to is called Brothers and Sisters, Season 9 Episode 15. :D
#1 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY IS ALL MINE BABY!  
(Thanks for the add)
COMMENT VIRGINITY IS ALL MINE BABY!
(Thanks for the add)
#2 to #1 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
I feel violated.... but great story you just posted
User avatar #3 to #2 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
LOL. I do make others feel that way. It's my specialty. Known to rape you in some way. Childhood, etc. LOL. Thanks for the feedback. As a gift, go to my profile, click my avatar, Happy Fapping.
#4 to #3 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
OH MEIN GOD....... is it bad if I at one point had more the 75 favorited?
User avatar #5 to #4 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
Wait, what?
#6 to #5 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
missed the % symbol thingy
User avatar #7 to #6 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
It's a good thing. I think.
#8 to #7 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
its possible it could be sorta good ish
User avatar #9 to #8 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
It will. Give it time.
#10 to #9 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
Time is the one thing I've got.
User avatar #11 to #10 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
Use it well.
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