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Date Signed Up:1/20/2010
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Location:Wolseley sask canada
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#26 - That page is pretty damn good,a lthough this is still my favourite. 11/10/2013 on Another Gone With the... +5
#44 - Well, i don't go on reddit, but i go on funnyjunk, so i am …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Adams humour +51
User avatar #56 - redbrutal (11/10/2013) [-]
Thanks, I'm fucking glad you liked it
#113 - Neodude (11/10/2013) [-]
No problem, I'm fucking glad i could brighten up you fucking day.
#160 - Wow, your minimum wage is complete ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2013 on zim-zamed 0
#177 - ffinfinity (11/10/2013) [-]
My man minimum wage where I work is $8.50 but after working at my grocery store for 2 years I now make $9.75 an hour. However I was a special case with my $9.75 and I know people like my sister for instance who works at the same store but makes $8.80 still after work 2 years aswell, which willl probably be bumped up to $9 soon
#65 - where the **** do you work that it takes 50 hours…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2013 on zim-zamed +1
#151 - anonymous (11/10/2013) [-]
minimum wage is 7.25, which is likely the job a 19 year old would have
subtract taxes
around 7 an hour
350 divided by 7 is 50
You DUMB SHIT

#160 - Neodude (11/10/2013) [-]
Wow, your minimum wage is complete fucking shit. $10 , at-least in B.C. and Sask. from what I have experienced. Also, if you think at 19 all you can have is min wage, you really must have had a shit time earning good jobs when you were young
#177 - ffinfinity (11/10/2013) [-]
My man minimum wage where I work is $8.50 but after working at my grocery store for 2 years I now make $9.75 an hour. However I was a special case with my $9.75 and I know people like my sister for instance who works at the same store but makes $8.80 still after work 2 years aswell, which willl probably be bumped up to $9 soon
#196 - God damnit Obama, stay the hell away from the monopoly money, … 11/09/2013 on Oooooooh 0
#185 - When the bloody hell did that happen?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2013 on Oooooooh 0
User avatar #193 - sabcy (11/09/2013) [-]
obama.
#196 - Neodude (11/09/2013) [-]
God damnit Obama, stay the hell away from the monopoly money, that's our thing
#182 - but...it doesn't...it's all green.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2013 on Oooooooh 0
User avatar #183 - feelythefeel (11/09/2013) [-]
The point is, it looks fake. And what's more fake then plastic?

It's a joke, btw.
#180 - since when has anyone said American money was like monopoly money???  [+] (8 new replies) 11/09/2013 on Oooooooh 0
#184 - UnforgivingOne (11/09/2013) [-]
#185 - Neodude (11/09/2013) [-]
When the bloody hell did that happen?
User avatar #193 - sabcy (11/09/2013) [-]
obama.
#196 - Neodude (11/09/2013) [-]
God damnit Obama, stay the hell away from the monopoly money, that's our thing
User avatar #181 - feelythefeel (11/09/2013) [-]
"Looks like monopoly money"
-greenbracelet
#186 - greenbracelet (11/09/2013) [-]
haha yeah, since a few minutes ago. thanks for citing me.
#182 - Neodude (11/09/2013) [-]
but...it doesn't...it's all green.
User avatar #183 - feelythefeel (11/09/2013) [-]
The point is, it looks fake. And what's more fake then plastic?

It's a joke, btw.
#49 - Picture 11/08/2013 on lol'd +1
#288 - Incorrect. Disney's animations are insane. There is no way to … 11/08/2013 on War. War never changes. 0
#279 - One question, is this from a film, documentary, or fake. I'm i… 11/08/2013 on who is the enemy? 0
#11 - There are certain laws, but you can legally own a handgun, its… 11/08/2013 on Are you ready to RAGE?! +3
#6 - I was thinking Conker's bad Furday.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2013 on Still a fun game 0
#7 - drackmore (11/08/2013) [-]
Now see I would agree with you on conker if they left out the shooting cute animals. But because they added that the only time you get guns is in the very last two parts which are anything but cute.
#124 - That is a good possibility, althoguh if you ever want a good t… 11/08/2013 on Nailed it 0
#59 - You sure, because i just took my friends car to the top of Mt.…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2013 on Nailed it 0
User avatar #123 - ilovedonkeydick (11/08/2013) [-]
My friend used a cargobob to pick up my car and scraped it across the roof like 5times, but then when I got in a new car it picked up on the first try. Maybe its only certain cars. I believe he was trying to pick up my Exemplar 4door ($205k).
#124 - Neodude (11/08/2013) [-]
That is a good possibility, althoguh if you ever want a good time, find a truck that has a smaller box trailer attached. Amazing glitch happens with it.
#121 - Thing is, with how games are made these days, that can't alway… 11/06/2013 on Witty Title 0
#37 - I wonder by what standards are you calling DLC ********…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Witty Title 0
User avatar #89 - inuares (11/06/2013) [-]
DLC is just generally bullshit. It should have been added to the game in the first place.
#121 - Neodude (11/06/2013) [-]
Thing is, with how games are made these days, that can't always happen. Games cost an un-godly amount more to make then they used to. Because of this, Development can only go on for so long before a company needs to start earning money off of their game. This means that there may be bits of the game that the Devs really really wanted to get into the game, but because of time constraint, could not do so before launch. That's why they then release it as DLC at a later time, with most companies charging for t because it did still cost a large amount of money to make it, and so they deserve to earn money for their hard work(day one DLC and the likes not included, that's just wrong.) A problem I see alot is that people seem to think that because this wasn't done in the past, that it is just as easy to not do now, which just does not work at all. I really do hope that isn't what your opinion centers around.
#15 - I( don't really see it as strange that unaloq knows about harm… 11/05/2013 on Avatar Revelations Part 6 0
#1 - Where have you been living, the prairies have had snow for a w… 11/04/2013 on it snowed here in canada today 0
#520 - Battlefield 4 and Bad Company 2....umm. 11/04/2013 on description 0
#34 - You know what, if they left those out of the next fallout, I w…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2013 on Gotta love fallout +1
#35 - freaxxshow (11/04/2013) [-]
#42 - gigety (01/26/2014) [-]
**gigety rolled a random image posted in comment #229 at link to song in desc ** im just here to contribute to the collection of purple lines
#32 - Oh, but don't forget, they are totally sterile, and definitely…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/03/2013 on Gotta love fallout +1
#33 - freaxxshow (11/03/2013) [-]
of course. How could I forget?
#34 - Neodude (11/03/2013) [-]
You know what, if they left those out of the next fallout, I would not miss them at all.
#35 - freaxxshow (11/04/2013) [-]
#42 - gigety (01/26/2014) [-]
**gigety rolled a random image posted in comment #229 at link to song in desc ** im just here to contribute to the collection of purple lines
#30 - Ya, they are the one enemy that can consistently provide some …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/03/2013 on Gotta love fallout 0
User avatar #31 - freaxxshow (11/03/2013) [-]
ikr? It's like Borous was like: Oh! Hey! Let's mix nightmares with analrape and pack it into fucking giant flying spiders that just won't stop swarming you like peta on a public bbq.
#32 - Neodude (11/03/2013) [-]
Oh, but don't forget, they are totally sterile, and definitely won't procreate and fuck over everyone everywhere.
#33 - freaxxshow (11/03/2013) [-]
of course. How could I forget?
#34 - Neodude (11/03/2013) [-]
You know what, if they left those out of the next fallout, I would not miss them at all.
#35 - freaxxshow (11/04/2013) [-]
#42 - gigety (01/26/2014) [-]
**gigety rolled a random image posted in comment #229 at link to song in desc ** im just here to contribute to the collection of purple lines
#28 - Ya, I really hope they deliver well on the next fallout. I hav…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/03/2013 on Gotta love fallout 0
User avatar #29 - freaxxshow (11/03/2013) [-]
I love deathclaws. In every other game at some point you anally devastate any enemy. Not with deathclaws. They will always take away your lunch money.
#30 - Neodude (11/03/2013) [-]
Ya, they are the one enemy that can consistently provide some difficulty...although cazadores have been a large enough of a fucking problem(fuckin Doctor Borous.)
User avatar #31 - freaxxshow (11/03/2013) [-]
ikr? It's like Borous was like: Oh! Hey! Let's mix nightmares with analrape and pack it into fucking giant flying spiders that just won't stop swarming you like peta on a public bbq.
#32 - Neodude (11/03/2013) [-]
Oh, but don't forget, they are totally sterile, and definitely won't procreate and fuck over everyone everywhere.
#33 - freaxxshow (11/03/2013) [-]
of course. How could I forget?
#34 - Neodude (11/03/2013) [-]
You know what, if they left those out of the next fallout, I would not miss them at all.
#35 - freaxxshow (11/04/2013) [-]
#42 - gigety (01/26/2014) [-]
**gigety rolled a random image posted in comment #229 at link to song in desc ** im just here to contribute to the collection of purple lines
#26 - Oh, they are definitely working on it. Most collected info put…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/03/2013 on Gotta love fallout 0
#27 - freaxxshow (11/03/2013) [-]
Well then let's hope they won't make us wait for too long. Still having my hopes up for playing or at least seeing some gameplay at GC 2014 or 2015 at least.

Pic related for the any of the wastelands.
#28 - Neodude (11/03/2013) [-]
Ya, I really hope they deliver well on the next fallout. I have also just been deprived of new locations to have deathclaws anally lacerate me.
User avatar #29 - freaxxshow (11/03/2013) [-]
I love deathclaws. In every other game at some point you anally devastate any enemy. Not with deathclaws. They will always take away your lunch money.
#30 - Neodude (11/03/2013) [-]
Ya, they are the one enemy that can consistently provide some difficulty...although cazadores have been a large enough of a fucking problem(fuckin Doctor Borous.)
User avatar #31 - freaxxshow (11/03/2013) [-]
ikr? It's like Borous was like: Oh! Hey! Let's mix nightmares with analrape and pack it into fucking giant flying spiders that just won't stop swarming you like peta on a public bbq.
#32 - Neodude (11/03/2013) [-]
Oh, but don't forget, they are totally sterile, and definitely won't procreate and fuck over everyone everywhere.
#33 - freaxxshow (11/03/2013) [-]
of course. How could I forget?
#34 - Neodude (11/03/2013) [-]
You know what, if they left those out of the next fallout, I would not miss them at all.
#35 - freaxxshow (11/04/2013) [-]
#42 - gigety (01/26/2014) [-]
**gigety rolled a random image posted in comment #229 at link to song in desc ** im just here to contribute to the collection of purple lines
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#12 - anonymous (07/20/2011) [-]
The episode title for the Family Guy episode you were referring to is called Brothers and Sisters, Season 9 Episode 15. :D
#1 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY IS ALL MINE BABY!  
(Thanks for the add)
COMMENT VIRGINITY IS ALL MINE BABY!
(Thanks for the add)
#2 to #1 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
I feel violated.... but great story you just posted
User avatar #3 to #2 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
LOL. I do make others feel that way. It's my specialty. Known to rape you in some way. Childhood, etc. LOL. Thanks for the feedback. As a gift, go to my profile, click my avatar, Happy Fapping.
#4 to #3 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
OH MEIN GOD....... is it bad if I at one point had more the 75 favorited?
User avatar #5 to #4 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
Wait, what?
#6 to #5 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
missed the % symbol thingy
User avatar #7 to #6 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
It's a good thing. I think.
#8 to #7 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
its possible it could be sorta good ish
User avatar #9 to #8 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
It will. Give it time.
#10 to #9 - Neodude (02/06/2011) [-]
Time is the one thing I've got.
User avatar #11 to #10 - SonicTeam (02/06/2011) [-]
Use it well.
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