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#4 - Dude, if he used an onomatopoeia it just wouldn't fit at all w…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2013 on Playing Recon 0
User avatar #6 - pineapplemcgee (11/19/2013) [-]
true
#5 - How the **** does having annoying cops make you w…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Fucking hate GTA: 5 cops 0
User avatar #6 - tittylovin (11/20/2013) [-]
Getting killed or busted makes you fail the mission, so no payday. Also, it costs money to die, and you lose a shitload of ammo for whatever weapons you have.
They nerfed it, but it used to cost thousands if you died.
#7 - Neodude (11/20/2013) [-]
If they meager amount of money you don't get for failing the mission, plus the cost of refilling ammo is so much that you would need to purchase the money, then I feel like possibly GTA isn't quite something for you. It is insanely easy to outpace money lost, and it not difficult at all to pass most missions.
User avatar #8 - tittylovin (11/20/2013) [-]
Not before the update. Even after, it still sort of remains.
If you fail a mission that requires you to shoot up some niggas, but doesn't pay much, you're going to need to spend at least that much to buy your ammo back since any ammo used in a mission doesn't come back, and you lose loads of it anyways if you die.

Obviously once you get your stride you won't fail as much, but it's pretty obvious that the game is poorly designed in some areas. Whether it's intentional or not, I don't know. I'd rather think that Rockstar is greedy instead of just plain stupid.
#9 - Neodude (11/20/2013) [-]
I see it as they are having troubles adjusting and balancing Online, as they haven't really done something exactly like it before.
User avatar #10 - tittylovin (11/20/2013) [-]
I think they're greed, you think they're stupid.
Either way, the game sucks for a multitude of reasons.

#11 - Neodude (11/20/2013) [-]
That's not stupidity. balancing game is extensively fucking hard, and can take a very long time to get right. Also, while the game does have its problems, it is nowhere even close to sucking. You must have been gifted with avoiding some seriously atrocious games if you think GTA sucks.
User avatar #12 - tittylovin (11/20/2013) [-]
Naw man, it sucks. It has some pretty poor design choices.
It's really not that hard to balance. They should have thought ahead.
Your fanboy is showing
#13 - Neodude (11/20/2013) [-]
I really want to know where you have had experience balancing games, because I've been working on one for the past 9 months and balancing everything has been the biggest problem we've encountered over the entire thing. I'll even agree with you that they have made bad design decision, and have gone about some thing the wrong way. Although I am curious as to what you consider the bad choices.
#20 - The problem with your statement there is that you assume guys … 11/19/2013 on *akward fake laugh* 0
#4 - your damned picture made me think of this 11/18/2013 on heard christmas music on... 0
#244 - Ya, it was okay, probably one of the ones that came closest. 11/18/2013 on The Original Next-Gen Console 0
#90 - Hey, you better damn well respect what us Canucks did during b…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/17/2013 on France... +1
#118 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
But comparatively speaking Canada didn't do much compared to the UK, Russia, and the US.
#134 - stratotastic (11/18/2013) [-]
Actually Canada did a shitload not going to type it out, don't have the time. But Canada liberated the first Italian city but forces were called back so the Americans could go in. Might want to do some research before you say Canadians didn't do much.
#135 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
I said Canada didn't do much compared to the UK, Russia, and the US, which is true. Russia single handedly held the western front, the UK held of the Germans on the eastern front, and the US assisted majorly on the taking back of the eastern front with the UK, whilst defeating the Japanese with help from the aussies.

I'm not saying Canada did nothing, but it's undeniable they didn't do as much as the previous three listed.
#137 - stratotastic (11/18/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_history_of_Canada_during_World_War_II
I`m leaving this article here whether you choose to read it is up to you.
``On 6 June 1944, the 3rd Canadian Division landed on Juno Beach in the Battle of Normandy and sustained heavy casualties in their first hour of attack. By the end of D-Day, the Canadians had penetrated deeper into France than either the British or the American troops at their landing sites, overcoming stronger resistance than any of the other beachheads except Omaha Beach. In the first month of the Normandy campaign, Canadian, British and Polish troops were opposed by some of the strongest and best trained German troops in the theatre, including the 1st SS Division, the 12th SS Division and the Panzer-Lehr-Division.``

The Canadians did alot during the war with there limited numbers and limited money.

"Give me Canadian soldiers, American technology and British officers and I'll rule the world." - Winston Churchill
#140 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
That's well and good, but as we know US and british forces still penetrated Normandy, getting through first doesn't mean much in the grand scheme of things.

And again, i'm not saying Canada did nothing, but in comparison of the whole of the war the UK, US, and Russia did more. There wouldn't have been a Normandy invasion without US and UK planning, ever hear the phrase "Won the battle but lost the war?" The UK, US and Russia planned the war, Canadians helped, i'm not denying that, but it's not a matter of opinion that the UK, US, and Russia did more, it's fact.
#141 - stratotastic (11/18/2013) [-]
Canada provided both an Airfield and pilot training for Britain, Britain was overwhelmed an would have lost the war without Canada the US did not enter the war until 1942 and the Soviets until 1941 if Canada had not been there the war would have been over before both joined, it`s fact.
#143 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
I disagree, Britain could've easily found another airfield to train on, the US was already supporting the UK to a great degree, an airfield could've easily been designated to the british. And without Canadian support to the UK the US more likely than not would've joined the war much sooner. And a hypothetical situation isn't fact, we don't know what would've happened. My hypothetical situation is as valid as yours, which is why hypothetical arguments are silly, they can go either way.

AGAIN, AND PLEASE READ THIS SLOWLY, I'M NOT SAYING CANADA DID NOTHING. They had a support role, whilst the UK, US, and russia had more direct roles in the winning of the war.
#142 - gerfox (11/18/2013) [-]
There's a lot Britain would have lost the war without. They also barely managed to salvage the Norwegian merchant fleet containing 50% of the worlds oil tankers at the time - without it, they wouldn't have been able to transport enough food and fuel to the UK to hold off the Luftwaffe.
#95 - gerfox (11/17/2013) [-]
ahh, of course - you're Canadian. You go without saying. Having the third largest navy in the world, and the fourth largest air force in WW2, and landing at Normandy it's pretty obvious that you participated greatly, like the other dominions of the British Empire.
#91 - gerfox (11/17/2013) [-]
If you read further down, you would have seen it... The one I replied to deleted his comment, and so I deleted my reply and reposted it. He replied to my deleted post...

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#133 - I would just like to say there is nothing "brave" ab… 11/17/2013 on So true 0
#5 - I honestly have a hard time liking any other Mario games aside…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2013 on The Original Next-Gen Console 0
#221 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
Have you tried 3?
#244 - Neodude (11/18/2013) [-]
Ya, it was okay, probably one of the ones that came closest.
#29 - The hell you talking about dude/dudette, my toes do the exact … 11/17/2013 on Classy Emma Watson 0
#61 - You can't say game are made for single player anymore, when th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Single player +1
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
*Unless a game is made expressly for the multiplayer aspect, having a good multiplayer does not excuse a poor singleplayer.
#21 - Well, going through BC, the scenery is pretty bad-ass as it go… 11/15/2013 on tumblr 0
#2 - We are just being efficient. Instead o having fat asses and cr… 11/15/2013 on Crack and Tim Horton's +19
#10 - oh you poor bastard. At least Manitoba has some hills to it. I…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2013 on tumblr +1
#14 - CisForCookie (11/15/2013) [-]
driving through northern ontario was the worst, the trees.... they never end
#11 - bme (11/15/2013) [-]
oh Canada...lol
#8 - ahh..ya, I could see that taking an excessive amount of time. …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/15/2013 on tumblr +1
User avatar #9 - bme (11/15/2013) [-]
unfortunately Alberta is the goal.
#10 - Neodude (11/15/2013) [-]
oh you poor bastard. At least Manitoba has some hills to it. I guess Sask at least has trees. But i do truly feel sorry for you if you have to go deep into Alberta...the trees just...disappear after a while.
#14 - CisForCookie (11/15/2013) [-]
driving through northern ontario was the worst, the trees.... they never end
#11 - bme (11/15/2013) [-]
oh Canada...lol
#6 - Hey, be happy that we at least have the Trans-Canada(assuming …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/15/2013 on tumblr +1
#19 - omnipotentsoap (11/15/2013) [-]
hows the road as far as scenery goes, I95 in US is torture
#21 - Neodude (11/15/2013) [-]
Well, going through BC, the scenery is pretty bad-ass as it goes through the Rockies. Then you hit Alberta, and teat's just plains, almost no trees(from what I've experienced.) After that it's Saskatchewan, which is all flat, but you get the occasional cluster of trees, and depending on the season some awesome fields of wheat/mustard seed. Into Manitoba, same as before, but the occasional hill really shakes things up. After that, you hit Ontario, you get trees, hills, and some wetlands. That basically carries over(again from what I've experienced) until you near the cost again, where it get's a little bit rocky, and the trees aren't quite as dense and everywhere.
User avatar #7 - bme (11/15/2013) [-]
holy fuck good point. aparently like 18 hours of it is just getting out of ontario though the 401 zig zags like a mother fucker through northern ontario.
#8 - Neodude (11/15/2013) [-]
ahh..ya, I could see that taking an excessive amount of time. but hey, at least there is some scenery to look at. Although my apologies if you are headed into the prairies, we can't really control how flat it is.
User avatar #9 - bme (11/15/2013) [-]
unfortunately Alberta is the goal.
#10 - Neodude (11/15/2013) [-]
oh you poor bastard. At least Manitoba has some hills to it. I guess Sask at least has trees. But i do truly feel sorry for you if you have to go deep into Alberta...the trees just...disappear after a while.
#14 - CisForCookie (11/15/2013) [-]
driving through northern ontario was the worst, the trees.... they never end
#11 - bme (11/15/2013) [-]
oh Canada...lol
#10 - It really depends on how you play, as different civs serve dif…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Played Civ V for the second... +1
User avatar #11 - canines (11/15/2013) [-]
yeah sorry forgot to mention that, i like to play semi aggressive and focus on military strength
User avatar #12 - xxbutthurtxx (11/15/2013) [-]
Japan really is the best civ to play agressive, later in the game though Russia is also pretty good.(fast unit production and double strategic recources) If you want to expand like crazy take China, take Greece if you are into shoving money into city states asses. If you just want to have a single city and nothing else play India (you can get a cultural or science victory really easy with Gandhi). If you want to focus on early wonders take Egypt, if you want to focus on religion early take Kelts, if you are more into a religion which is normal at first but get better then the others later take Byzantium. Basicly a mixture of
military force and superior science get the job done every time.

You will get better in the game the more often you play it.
User avatar #22 - enemyoftrn (11/15/2013) [-]
To quote you: _ take Greece if you are into shoving money into city states asses_
Some how that phrase seems wrong to me. With Greece and money and all.
#13 - canines (11/15/2013) [-]
thanks for the overview take this saxy canine as a token of my gratitude
User avatar #14 - xxbutthurtxx (11/15/2013) [-]
Meh I'm more of a cat person myself, but thanks.

*sigh zip*
#23 - jvcjvc (11/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 - xxbutthurtxx (11/15/2013) [-]
yummy
#15 - canines (11/15/2013) [-]
only this once you shall have what you ask for
User avatar #17 - xxbutthurtxx (11/15/2013) [-]
Btw you can look up all the special abilitys of each civilization by creating a singleplayer game or on: civilization.wikia.com/wiki/Civilization_V
User avatar #16 - xxbutthurtxx (11/15/2013) [-]
Thank you have a nice day and have fun playing Civ5 the game is just awesome.
#58 - hypothermia. At the end you feel really warm and just drift of… 11/13/2013 on relatable +3
#312 - I would say that to explain our perception of America, you mus…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2013 on America +2
#370 - genericnickname (11/12/2013) [-]
Well said.
#37 - "He had seen it blow smoke when it was upset, but there w… 11/12/2013 on Post results in comments 0
#29 - They don't exist my friend. A person could have their Tulpa st…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2013 on sad +1
User avatar #58 - Einsty (11/12/2013) [-]
And I remember stating clearly that they are not physical. And while I defend some people's right to have a Tulpa, I do not relate to them completely. And since this is a discussion about them being real or not, I still stand by my opinion, as follows:

They are real within boundaries of their own definition, they are in no way or form real persons in sense of humans or animals.

Therefore, you are disagreeing with me but provide explanation that is not in conflict with my previous statement.
#113 - No problem, I'm ******* glad i could brighten up … 11/10/2013 on Adams humour +1
#30 - I was watching it with two buddies tonight, and we just lost o… 11/10/2013 on gandhi aint got shit on iroh +1
#61 - You know what, I will apologize on the blowing smoke in faces,…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Smoking room +1
#68 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
refer to my other post about my college, that pretty much explains why im getting angry, if its an enclosed shelter i dont have a problem with it. i actually appreciate that to be honest but its when they just give you a random open space and say 'smoke here, not under the bike shelter over there or under the overhang over there. no not even id its raining', i can understand why theyd say that if it was decent weather but if it isnt who in their right mind is going to be in those places in bad enough conditions to warrant smoking in there anyway. thats the problem i have with it because thats what i associate with the phrase 'designated smoking area'
#119 - fruhest (11/10/2013) [-]
In my school, people would just stand in the entrance when it was raining because that was the only outdoor place with a roof. They would normally stand there when it wasn't raining as well because they couldn't be arsed to walk 25 meters to the side where they wouldn't bother anyone with their disgusting habit.

An asthmatic girl had to go to the hospital because she was in a class that had windows above the entrance to the school.
Every fucking day for 3 years of time I had to walk through this thick cloud of smoke to enter my own fucking school. The stairwells stank of smoke, the classrooms with windows near the entrance were impossible to have classes in because they stank of smoke, and if you asked the smoker to please move away from the entrance you'd get a "stop fucking bitching at me for doing it it's my lungs you little shit"

If you know it's going to rain and you know you're going to need to smoke that day bring a fucking umbrella, and move the fuck away from our roofs.

It's not just your lungs, I had friends that couldn't go home from school until about half an hour after the entire building was empty because when all the people went home they just stopped right in the fucking entrance to have a smoke before they left.

It's not your lungs I give two shits about, it's mine and my friends'.
#237 - craigdavid (11/11/2013) [-]
thats your schools fault for not providing a smoking shelter then isnt it. easy solution right there. i didnt design the school so i dont give a fuck
User avatar #241 - fruhest (11/13/2013) [-]
No, it is not the school's job to present smokers with shelters because they can't be arsed to be decent human beings and stand somewhere else than in the entrance while sucking on their death sticks.
Our school didn't have a school yard and shared the building with lots of other companies as well, there was no place to build a shelter. That does not give you sick fucks the permission to stink up the stairwells, classrooms, entrance hall etc.
#244 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
lastly. why the fuck did the stairwells stink. what kinda pricks did you go to school with and why the fuck did you rschool not have a schoolyard. you live in fuckign detroit or something yeezus
#243 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
also the fuck on about sick fucks. close the fucking window and dont cry about it. if theres a person with asthma why is the window open in the first place, and why is smoking allowed within a certain distance of the building. thats a failing of your school, if someone came outside and said yeah your smokes causing a girl to SUFFOCATE BY GOING THROUGH THE WINDOW i MIGHT be inclined to move. but you are essentially being a massive fsacist cunt by saying 'if you smoke, yourea bad person'.

fuck you sair, and have a pleasant day.
#242 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
if you do somethign i dont wanna tolerate i can accommodate for you. whats a shelter against straight up shunning multiple people for what they wanna do. stick a sheet of metal on some sticks, its better than nothing. then at least youve got an excuse for your bitching
#56 - You haven't contributed much beside the fact that you feel you…  [+] (17 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Smoking room +6
#58 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
in no fucking way do i blow smoke in other peoples' faces. if yo cared to read any of the million or so fucking paragraphs ive written in the last half an hor to describe my views on smoking you would understand that i do not think that is the case, i just dont appreciate cunts like you thinking they have any more of a right than me to dictate where i smoke. if a fucking arseload of people came up to me and started bitching what do you think id do, stop?

hell to the fucking no id talk to each and every fucker, puffing away on my 'death stick' the whole time

enjoy your long and healthy life asshole, i hope you spend the last ten years of your life sitting miserably in your own shit you white knight tryhard asshat
#62 - meter (11/10/2013) [-]
i smell jealousy of a healthy body

#69 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
im cool man, i still go running and play basketball. i skate sometimes and i go snowboarding on occasion, im hoping to start MMA and football soon and i ride my bike whenever i need to go to a friends house. im keeping up with this shit and im not going to smoke forever. its something i enjoy that im choosing to indulge in for a while. thanks to modern day medicine and expensive advertising campaigns at the taxpayers expense im now aware of pretty much every danger there is with smoking but its my choice to smoke.

in other words fuck off you 12 year old white knight

inb4 'trolled u mad?'

l2troll faggit
User avatar #234 - templarofsteel (11/11/2013) [-]
Reading your comments, I can definitely see what you mean. I was talking about when it's crowded somewhere, though.
I mean, if I know I'm not bothering anyone I don't give two shits about where I light one up, but when, for example, I'm at a busy train station or something I make sure I stand in the area meant for smokers.
#239 - craigdavid (11/11/2013) [-]
in britain we dont have those, its just straight up banned on train platforms. very few places in britain accommodate for smokers these days, its viewed as a waste of money
User avatar #76 - lethaldose (11/10/2013) [-]
fellow smoker here and i´m right behind ya pal, and i´m here to get you rid of some red thumbs
#77 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
thanks man, see this attitude wouldnt be present if it werent for the governments making smokers a scapegoat for poor NHS staistics. the tax on cigarettes alone in the UK more than covers the cost to the NHS of smokers, so we're more than paying our dues.
User avatar #78 - lethaldose (11/10/2013) [-]
same here in Czech Rep. pal, and it´s getting fucking higher every half a year ....
#81 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
i think its ridiculous man, its a hobby essentially and its being turned into a massive scapegoat so that how other money gets spent isnt put under scrutiny
#61 - Neodude (11/10/2013) [-]
You know what, I will apologize on the blowing smoke in faces, i hadn't gotten through most of the conversations at that point, however, I still find your anger towards designated smoking areas terrible. those areas are set to have the least possible impact on others, to keep as many people happy as possible.
#68 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
refer to my other post about my college, that pretty much explains why im getting angry, if its an enclosed shelter i dont have a problem with it. i actually appreciate that to be honest but its when they just give you a random open space and say 'smoke here, not under the bike shelter over there or under the overhang over there. no not even id its raining', i can understand why theyd say that if it was decent weather but if it isnt who in their right mind is going to be in those places in bad enough conditions to warrant smoking in there anyway. thats the problem i have with it because thats what i associate with the phrase 'designated smoking area'
#119 - fruhest (11/10/2013) [-]
In my school, people would just stand in the entrance when it was raining because that was the only outdoor place with a roof. They would normally stand there when it wasn't raining as well because they couldn't be arsed to walk 25 meters to the side where they wouldn't bother anyone with their disgusting habit.

An asthmatic girl had to go to the hospital because she was in a class that had windows above the entrance to the school.
Every fucking day for 3 years of time I had to walk through this thick cloud of smoke to enter my own fucking school. The stairwells stank of smoke, the classrooms with windows near the entrance were impossible to have classes in because they stank of smoke, and if you asked the smoker to please move away from the entrance you'd get a "stop fucking bitching at me for doing it it's my lungs you little shit"

If you know it's going to rain and you know you're going to need to smoke that day bring a fucking umbrella, and move the fuck away from our roofs.

It's not just your lungs, I had friends that couldn't go home from school until about half an hour after the entire building was empty because when all the people went home they just stopped right in the fucking entrance to have a smoke before they left.

It's not your lungs I give two shits about, it's mine and my friends'.
#237 - craigdavid (11/11/2013) [-]
thats your schools fault for not providing a smoking shelter then isnt it. easy solution right there. i didnt design the school so i dont give a fuck
User avatar #241 - fruhest (11/13/2013) [-]
No, it is not the school's job to present smokers with shelters because they can't be arsed to be decent human beings and stand somewhere else than in the entrance while sucking on their death sticks.
Our school didn't have a school yard and shared the building with lots of other companies as well, there was no place to build a shelter. That does not give you sick fucks the permission to stink up the stairwells, classrooms, entrance hall etc.
#244 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
lastly. why the fuck did the stairwells stink. what kinda pricks did you go to school with and why the fuck did you rschool not have a schoolyard. you live in fuckign detroit or something yeezus
#243 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
also the fuck on about sick fucks. close the fucking window and dont cry about it. if theres a person with asthma why is the window open in the first place, and why is smoking allowed within a certain distance of the building. thats a failing of your school, if someone came outside and said yeah your smokes causing a girl to SUFFOCATE BY GOING THROUGH THE WINDOW i MIGHT be inclined to move. but you are essentially being a massive fsacist cunt by saying 'if you smoke, yourea bad person'.

fuck you sair, and have a pleasant day.
#242 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
if you do somethign i dont wanna tolerate i can accommodate for you. whats a shelter against straight up shunning multiple people for what they wanna do. stick a sheet of metal on some sticks, its better than nothing. then at least youve got an excuse for your bitching
#52 - How about you walk the **** downwind to an area w…  [+] (19 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Smoking room +7
#55 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
how about you stop being such a lazy cunt and use your healthy fucking lungs to jog off at a high pace. then just keep going. because yo are contributing nothing to do this debate except the fact you are convinced you are right
#56 - Neodude (11/10/2013) [-]
You haven't contributed much beside the fact that you feel you are entitled to smoke anywhere once outside a fucking building, and that if anyone has a problem with you blowing toxins in their face they could fucking shove it. Sorry, but you poisoning your own body does not make you right in any way about where you smoke.
#58 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
in no fucking way do i blow smoke in other peoples' faces. if yo cared to read any of the million or so fucking paragraphs ive written in the last half an hor to describe my views on smoking you would understand that i do not think that is the case, i just dont appreciate cunts like you thinking they have any more of a right than me to dictate where i smoke. if a fucking arseload of people came up to me and started bitching what do you think id do, stop?

hell to the fucking no id talk to each and every fucker, puffing away on my 'death stick' the whole time

enjoy your long and healthy life asshole, i hope you spend the last ten years of your life sitting miserably in your own shit you white knight tryhard asshat
#62 - meter (11/10/2013) [-]
i smell jealousy of a healthy body

#69 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
im cool man, i still go running and play basketball. i skate sometimes and i go snowboarding on occasion, im hoping to start MMA and football soon and i ride my bike whenever i need to go to a friends house. im keeping up with this shit and im not going to smoke forever. its something i enjoy that im choosing to indulge in for a while. thanks to modern day medicine and expensive advertising campaigns at the taxpayers expense im now aware of pretty much every danger there is with smoking but its my choice to smoke.

in other words fuck off you 12 year old white knight

inb4 'trolled u mad?'

l2troll faggit
User avatar #234 - templarofsteel (11/11/2013) [-]
Reading your comments, I can definitely see what you mean. I was talking about when it's crowded somewhere, though.
I mean, if I know I'm not bothering anyone I don't give two shits about where I light one up, but when, for example, I'm at a busy train station or something I make sure I stand in the area meant for smokers.
#239 - craigdavid (11/11/2013) [-]
in britain we dont have those, its just straight up banned on train platforms. very few places in britain accommodate for smokers these days, its viewed as a waste of money
User avatar #76 - lethaldose (11/10/2013) [-]
fellow smoker here and i´m right behind ya pal, and i´m here to get you rid of some red thumbs
#77 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
thanks man, see this attitude wouldnt be present if it werent for the governments making smokers a scapegoat for poor NHS staistics. the tax on cigarettes alone in the UK more than covers the cost to the NHS of smokers, so we're more than paying our dues.
User avatar #78 - lethaldose (11/10/2013) [-]
same here in Czech Rep. pal, and it´s getting fucking higher every half a year ....
#81 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
i think its ridiculous man, its a hobby essentially and its being turned into a massive scapegoat so that how other money gets spent isnt put under scrutiny
#61 - Neodude (11/10/2013) [-]
You know what, I will apologize on the blowing smoke in faces, i hadn't gotten through most of the conversations at that point, however, I still find your anger towards designated smoking areas terrible. those areas are set to have the least possible impact on others, to keep as many people happy as possible.
#68 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
refer to my other post about my college, that pretty much explains why im getting angry, if its an enclosed shelter i dont have a problem with it. i actually appreciate that to be honest but its when they just give you a random open space and say 'smoke here, not under the bike shelter over there or under the overhang over there. no not even id its raining', i can understand why theyd say that if it was decent weather but if it isnt who in their right mind is going to be in those places in bad enough conditions to warrant smoking in there anyway. thats the problem i have with it because thats what i associate with the phrase 'designated smoking area'
#119 - fruhest (11/10/2013) [-]
In my school, people would just stand in the entrance when it was raining because that was the only outdoor place with a roof. They would normally stand there when it wasn't raining as well because they couldn't be arsed to walk 25 meters to the side where they wouldn't bother anyone with their disgusting habit.

An asthmatic girl had to go to the hospital because she was in a class that had windows above the entrance to the school.
Every fucking day for 3 years of time I had to walk through this thick cloud of smoke to enter my own fucking school. The stairwells stank of smoke, the classrooms with windows near the entrance were impossible to have classes in because they stank of smoke, and if you asked the smoker to please move away from the entrance you'd get a "stop fucking bitching at me for doing it it's my lungs you little shit"

If you know it's going to rain and you know you're going to need to smoke that day bring a fucking umbrella, and move the fuck away from our roofs.

It's not just your lungs, I had friends that couldn't go home from school until about half an hour after the entire building was empty because when all the people went home they just stopped right in the fucking entrance to have a smoke before they left.

It's not your lungs I give two shits about, it's mine and my friends'.
#237 - craigdavid (11/11/2013) [-]
thats your schools fault for not providing a smoking shelter then isnt it. easy solution right there. i didnt design the school so i dont give a fuck
User avatar #241 - fruhest (11/13/2013) [-]
No, it is not the school's job to present smokers with shelters because they can't be arsed to be decent human beings and stand somewhere else than in the entrance while sucking on their death sticks.
Our school didn't have a school yard and shared the building with lots of other companies as well, there was no place to build a shelter. That does not give you sick fucks the permission to stink up the stairwells, classrooms, entrance hall etc.
#244 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
lastly. why the fuck did the stairwells stink. what kinda pricks did you go to school with and why the fuck did you rschool not have a schoolyard. you live in fuckign detroit or something yeezus
#243 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
also the fuck on about sick fucks. close the fucking window and dont cry about it. if theres a person with asthma why is the window open in the first place, and why is smoking allowed within a certain distance of the building. thats a failing of your school, if someone came outside and said yeah your smokes causing a girl to SUFFOCATE BY GOING THROUGH THE WINDOW i MIGHT be inclined to move. but you are essentially being a massive fsacist cunt by saying 'if you smoke, yourea bad person'.

fuck you sair, and have a pleasant day.
#242 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
if you do somethign i dont wanna tolerate i can accommodate for you. whats a shelter against straight up shunning multiple people for what they wanna do. stick a sheet of metal on some sticks, its better than nothing. then at least youve got an excuse for your bitching
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