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Gender: male
Age: 42
Date Signed Up:1/19/2010
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:Blackfield Asylum
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Highest Comment Rank:#689
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Im that crazy psychotic clown muderer that drives the tasty treats ice cream truck known as the SWEET TOOTH.

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#47 - No i wont. Ill just snap your legs so you wont run as i…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/14/2010 on dammit brain +9
#48 - givemecoke (12/14/2010) [-]
fuck u sweettooth. i eat 2 people and u never let me live it down. how about u man up and drive a motorcycle in combat instead of an armored ice cream truck.

then again i guess ur not that bad. u can at least get out of ur car. unlike axel.
#51 - NeedlesKane (12/14/2010) [-]
Fine, but only on weekends off the asylum grounds.

That panzy ass axel. 'oh sob, oh woe, look at me im axel, i have daddy and commitment issues as my feelings are as locked up inside me as my arms and legs in two giant wheels.'

he needs a new hobby.
#53 - givemecoke (12/14/2010) [-]
seriously. u'd think the guy would actually want to lose. cuz when he actually does get out of the machine he's still armless and legless. it's just sad.

now that i think about it...how does he fap with that thing???
#57 - NeedlesKane (12/14/2010) [-]
One of lifes great mysteries.

Why do I kill countless people?

Why do you consume souls and human flesh?

Maybe Calypso could give us a wish to the answers.

But probably he will be a dick about it and throw us into another TM tournament.
#58 - givemecoke (12/14/2010) [-]
well i won't feel bad if u win. as long as no one else does. i mean have u seen the competition?
some little girl who wears a mask and drives a big rig?
some 100 year old man?
a demon who drives a tank and still gets his ass kicked daily?
and of course there's...axel?
#60 - NeedlesKane (12/14/2010) [-]
Oh i knooow!
But you dont know the half of it!
Apparently, We have factions. Im team Clown, your team skull!
Winner will decide the body count of the opposite team. And the destruction of the arenas set.
I tell you, i have some Hot clown bitches on my te-wait. Wasn't I going to kill a kid or something?
Screw it I'll let him meet my little brother.
#61 - givemecoke (12/14/2010) [-]
ur little brother...isn't he controlling ur dead father's body like a puppet?
#63 - NeedlesKane (12/14/2010) [-]
Well you know.
Runs in the family.

Now if you excuse me im gonna take a nap.
But then again, due to the burning. Sleep is for the weak.
A man has to stick to his priorities.
User avatar #75 - sirreginald (12/14/2010) [-]
This... is the greatest thread......... in the history of threads.........
#73 - hammerofgod (12/14/2010) [-]
here sir please have this, for you have earned it.
#64 - givemecoke (12/14/2010) [-]
i think i'll have lunch. don't tell anybody.
#56 - FuckTheWhat (12/14/2010) [-]
Is that... Twisted Metal? e_o
#85 - anonymous (12/14/2010) [-]
yep, new upcoming twisted metal
#72 - hammerofgod (12/14/2010) [-]
you better be fucking joking bitch
#6 - I wish you were op.. then i can find out where could i … 12/14/2010 on Sims 2 +5
#17 - Thank you for befriending me Leo. Mind giving me a coup…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2010 on leonardodavinci's profile 0
User avatar #18 - leonardodavinci (12/14/2010) [-]
Uh... I might
#121 - we thought the same thing. almost simultaneously. 12/14/2010 on My Hand +3
#120 - Brother? 12/14/2010 on My Hand +6
#70 - You couldn't have typed this up. you have hooves. 12/14/2010 on am i the only one? +4
#16 - Get your bitch ass back inside of me.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/14/2010 on Dear Santa, +20
#27 - Francishateslouis (12/14/2010) [-]
I though what we had was special!!!
#22 - flamyras (12/14/2010) [-]
We now need a Kairi "ok" image. Internet, I have spoken.
#28 - quiggles (12/14/2010) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #19 - Misamisahime (12/14/2010) [-]
Sounds so wrong
#38 - DerpDerpDurr has deleted their comment.
User avatar #42 - Misamisahime (12/14/2010) [-]
sorry im a little slow
#6 - You stealing my face? 12/14/2010 on South Park Anime 0
#10 - Picture 12/13/2010 on QWOP is Italian +10
#29 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2010 on chris hansen sucks +4
#58 - nebolian Comment deleted by NeedlesKane
#43 - OMG THANK YOU! 12/13/2010 on Jason Marsden 0
#3 - Spidersis loves you too.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2010 on Spiderbros 0
#5 - SoulStealer (12/14/2010) [-]
#18 - Shut up daisy.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2010 on hot princess on princess... +30
#21 - HarvietheDinkle (12/13/2010) [-]
#8 - Ren and stimpy? That show is self explanatory! 12/13/2010 on A REN AND STIMPY Moment 0
#101 - WHY ARE YOU TAKING A PICTURE OF MY SON IN THE SHOWER! 12/12/2010 on Drop The Soap +7
#62 - I would simply love to be caught in those! 12/12/2010 on Bra Win +2
#61 - This throws my perspective on reality into question. 12/12/2010 on Bra Win 0
#79 - assume what is in his. 12/12/2010 on SHIIIIIIIIT NIGGA +8
#295 - JUST AS THE READ THE GORILLA. jungle hijinx from DK o… 12/12/2010 on A THORNBERRY Moment +4
#15 - You'll find love someday ol' bean 12/11/2010 on crabs 2 +3
#4 - Picture 12/11/2010 on Kill The Witch COMIC +65
#7 - jolly good comic!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2010 on Painting the Porch +2
User avatar #8 - isaacshadow (12/11/2010) [-]
Anyone else just read that in his voice too?
#2 - I was always scared to re toast my content. Hopefully t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2010 on TV Psychoanalysis, Part 3... 0
#3 - shamrockbandit (12/11/2010) [-]
Thanks, I'm just testing this out. Someone suggested that I retoast this over the weekend to get more views, so I followed through with it.
#110 - I pretended i was samus. and I'm a dude. 12/11/2010 on Posters +2
#109 - Comment deleted 12/11/2010 on Posters 0
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