oh gawd I completely forgot about that show. What was it called again?

die

just had spaghetti

I'd still tap that.

The more you watch it the funnier it gets.

In all my 45 years on the force..I've never encountered this level of pure derp...mother of god

This... is the greatest thread......... in the history of threads.........

here sir please have this, for you have earned it.

i think i'll have lunch. don't tell anybody.

ur little brother...isn't he controlling ur dead father's body like a puppet?

Well you know.
Runs in the family.

Now if you excuse me im gonna take a nap.
But then again, due to the burning. Sleep is for the weak.
A man has to stick to his priorities.

This... is the greatest thread......... in the history of threads.........

here sir please have this, for you have earned it.

i think i'll have lunch. don't tell anybody.

well i won't feel bad if u win. as long as no one else does. i mean have u seen the competition?
some little girl who wears a mask and drives a big rig?
some 100 year old man?
a demon who drives a tank and still gets his ass kicked daily?
and of course there's...axel?

Oh i knooow!
But you dont know the half of it!
Apparently, We have factions. Im team Clown, your team skull!
Winner will decide the body count of the opposite team. And the destruction of the arenas set.
I tell you, i have some Hot clown bitches on my te-wait. Wasn't I going to kill a kid or something?
Screw it I'll let him meet my little brother.

ur little brother...isn't he controlling ur dead father's body like a puppet?

Well you know.
Runs in the family.

Now if you excuse me im gonna take a nap.
But then again, due to the burning. Sleep is for the weak.
A man has to stick to his priorities.

This... is the greatest thread......... in the history of threads.........

here sir please have this, for you have earned it.

i think i'll have lunch. don't tell anybody.

seriously. u'd think the guy would actually want to lose. cuz when he actually does get out of the machine he's still armless and legless. it's just sad.

now that i think about it...how does he fap with that thing???

One of lifes great mysteries.

Why do I kill countless people?

Why do you consume souls and human flesh?

Maybe Calypso could give us a wish to the answers.

But probably he will be a dick about it and throw us into another TM tournament.

well i won't feel bad if u win. as long as no one else does. i mean have u seen the competition?
some little girl who wears a mask and drives a big rig?
some 100 year old man?
a demon who drives a tank and still gets his ass kicked daily?
and of course there's...axel?

Oh i knooow!
But you dont know the half of it!
Apparently, We have factions. Im team Clown, your team skull!
Winner will decide the body count of the opposite team. And the destruction of the arenas set.
I tell you, i have some Hot clown bitches on my te-wait. Wasn't I going to kill a kid or something?
Screw it I'll let him meet my little brother.

ur little brother...isn't he controlling ur dead father's body like a puppet?

Well you know.
Runs in the family.

Now if you excuse me im gonna take a nap.
But then again, due to the burning. Sleep is for the weak.
A man has to stick to his priorities.

This... is the greatest thread......... in the history of threads.........

here sir please have this, for you have earned it.

i think i'll have lunch. don't tell anybody.

Is that... Twisted Metal? e_o

you better be fucking joking bitch

fuck u sweettooth. i eat 2 people and u never let me live it down. how about u man up and drive a motorcycle in combat instead of an armored ice cream truck.

then again i guess ur not that bad. u can at least get out of ur car. unlike axel.

Fine, but only on weekends off the asylum grounds.

That panzy ass axel. 'oh sob, oh woe, look at me im axel, i have daddy and commitment issues as my feelings are as locked up inside me as my arms and legs in two giant wheels.'

he needs a new hobby.

seriously. u'd think the guy would actually want to lose. cuz when he actually does get out of the machine he's still armless and legless. it's just sad.

now that i think about it...how does he fap with that thing???

One of lifes great mysteries.

Why do I kill countless people?

Why do you consume souls and human flesh?

Maybe Calypso could give us a wish to the answers.

But probably he will be a dick about it and throw us into another TM tournament.

well i won't feel bad if u win. as long as no one else does. i mean have u seen the competition?
some little girl who wears a mask and drives a big rig?
some 100 year old man?
a demon who drives a tank and still gets his ass kicked daily?
and of course there's...axel?

Oh i knooow!
But you dont know the half of it!
Apparently, We have factions. Im team Clown, your team skull!
Winner will decide the body count of the opposite team. And the destruction of the arenas set.
I tell you, i have some Hot clown bitches on my te-wait. Wasn't I going to kill a kid or something?
Screw it I'll let him meet my little brother.

ur little brother...isn't he controlling ur dead father's body like a puppet?

Well you know.
Runs in the family.

Now if you excuse me im gonna take a nap.
But then again, due to the burning. Sleep is for the weak.
A man has to stick to his priorities.

This... is the greatest thread......... in the history of threads.........

here sir please have this, for you have earned it.

i think i'll have lunch. don't tell anybody.

Is that... Twisted Metal? e_o

you better be fucking joking bitch

Uh... I might