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Gender: male
Age: 41
Date Signed Up:1/19/2010
Last Login:8/28/2014
Location:Blackfield Asylum
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Highest Content Rank:#2006
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Times Content Favorited:264 times
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Im that crazy psychotic clown muderer that drives the tasty treats ice cream truck known as the SWEET TOOTH.

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#25 - He'll become a wrestler someday  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2010 on flea +32
#86 - Viruzzz has deleted their comment.
#114 - anonymous (12/25/2010) [-]
mucha lucha?
#77 - I say, this might be motion picture quality for a theater! … 12/20/2010 on Wailord and quagsire 0
#56 - ever been to a sporting goods store and have 3 fully grown adu… 12/16/2010 on DRIFT TIME -2
#34 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2010 on Jenny at the movies -1
#36 - cucu (12/16/2010) [-]
die
#51 - aw man i just had chicken nuggets :< im gonna regurg…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2010 on GREATEST DINNER EVER +9
User avatar #52 - Icalldoublebarrel (12/16/2010) [-]
just had spaghetti
#68 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2010 on Fire truck game +46
#90 - goflux (12/15/2010) [-]
I'd still tap that.
User avatar #79 - Ojedi (12/15/2010) [-]
The more you watch it the funnier it gets.
#75 - Pedophiliccookie (12/15/2010) [-]
#71 - PSPHAXXOR (12/15/2010) [-]
In all my 45 years on the force..I've never encountered this level of pure derp...mother of god
#42 - Sloths are like my favorite animals omg. 12/15/2010 on D'awwww +32
#37 - I like doing the casket position 12/15/2010 on Sleeping positions 0
#130 - exploud. oh my. 12/14/2010 on Pokemon Knights +1
#190 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2010 on Dumbledore Party Hard +1
#199 - GamerMandrew (12/14/2010) [-]
#20 - The sucky part is when he grows up and forgot that ever hap… 12/14/2010 on A FAIRLY ODD Moment 2 +14
#19 - Comment deleted 12/14/2010 on A FAIRLY ODD Moment 2 0
#63 - Well you know. Runs in the family. Now if you excus…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2010 on dammit brain +1
User avatar #75 - sirreginald (12/14/2010) [-]
This... is the greatest thread......... in the history of threads.........
#73 - hammerofgod (12/14/2010) [-]
here sir please have this, for you have earned it.
#64 - givemecoke (12/14/2010) [-]
i think i'll have lunch. don't tell anybody.
#4 - I tells ya, you sure knew about your Twisted metal! You pla… 12/14/2010 on givemecoke's profile 0
#60 - Oh i knooow! But you dont know the half of it! Apparentl…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2010 on dammit brain +2
#61 - givemecoke (12/14/2010) [-]
ur little brother...isn't he controlling ur dead father's body like a puppet?
#63 - NeedlesKane (12/14/2010) [-]
Well you know.
Runs in the family.

Now if you excuse me im gonna take a nap.
But then again, due to the burning. Sleep is for the weak.
A man has to stick to his priorities.
User avatar #75 - sirreginald (12/14/2010) [-]
This... is the greatest thread......... in the history of threads.........
#73 - hammerofgod (12/14/2010) [-]
here sir please have this, for you have earned it.
#64 - givemecoke (12/14/2010) [-]
i think i'll have lunch. don't tell anybody.
#57 - One of lifes great mysteries. Why do I kill countless p…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/14/2010 on dammit brain +2
#58 - givemecoke (12/14/2010) [-]
well i won't feel bad if u win. as long as no one else does. i mean have u seen the competition?
some little girl who wears a mask and drives a big rig?
some 100 year old man?
a demon who drives a tank and still gets his ass kicked daily?
and of course there's...axel?
#60 - NeedlesKane (12/14/2010) [-]
Oh i knooow!
But you dont know the half of it!
Apparently, We have factions. Im team Clown, your team skull!
Winner will decide the body count of the opposite team. And the destruction of the arenas set.
I tell you, i have some Hot clown bitches on my te-wait. Wasn't I going to kill a kid or something?
Screw it I'll let him meet my little brother.
#61 - givemecoke (12/14/2010) [-]
ur little brother...isn't he controlling ur dead father's body like a puppet?
#63 - NeedlesKane (12/14/2010) [-]
Well you know.
Runs in the family.

Now if you excuse me im gonna take a nap.
But then again, due to the burning. Sleep is for the weak.
A man has to stick to his priorities.
User avatar #75 - sirreginald (12/14/2010) [-]
This... is the greatest thread......... in the history of threads.........
#73 - hammerofgod (12/14/2010) [-]
here sir please have this, for you have earned it.
#64 - givemecoke (12/14/2010) [-]
i think i'll have lunch. don't tell anybody.
#51 - Fine, but only on weekends off the asylum grounds. That…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/14/2010 on dammit brain +1
#53 - givemecoke (12/14/2010) [-]
seriously. u'd think the guy would actually want to lose. cuz when he actually does get out of the machine he's still armless and legless. it's just sad.

now that i think about it...how does he fap with that thing???
#57 - NeedlesKane (12/14/2010) [-]
One of lifes great mysteries.

Why do I kill countless people?

Why do you consume souls and human flesh?

Maybe Calypso could give us a wish to the answers.

But probably he will be a dick about it and throw us into another TM tournament.
#58 - givemecoke (12/14/2010) [-]
well i won't feel bad if u win. as long as no one else does. i mean have u seen the competition?
some little girl who wears a mask and drives a big rig?
some 100 year old man?
a demon who drives a tank and still gets his ass kicked daily?
and of course there's...axel?
#60 - NeedlesKane (12/14/2010) [-]
Oh i knooow!
But you dont know the half of it!
Apparently, We have factions. Im team Clown, your team skull!
Winner will decide the body count of the opposite team. And the destruction of the arenas set.
I tell you, i have some Hot clown bitches on my te-wait. Wasn't I going to kill a kid or something?
Screw it I'll let him meet my little brother.
#61 - givemecoke (12/14/2010) [-]
ur little brother...isn't he controlling ur dead father's body like a puppet?
#63 - NeedlesKane (12/14/2010) [-]
Well you know.
Runs in the family.

Now if you excuse me im gonna take a nap.
But then again, due to the burning. Sleep is for the weak.
A man has to stick to his priorities.
User avatar #75 - sirreginald (12/14/2010) [-]
This... is the greatest thread......... in the history of threads.........
#73 - hammerofgod (12/14/2010) [-]
here sir please have this, for you have earned it.
#64 - givemecoke (12/14/2010) [-]
i think i'll have lunch. don't tell anybody.
#56 - FuckTheWhat (12/14/2010) [-]
Is that... Twisted Metal? e_o
#85 - anonymous (12/14/2010) [-]
yep, new upcoming twisted metal
#72 - hammerofgod (12/14/2010) [-]
you better be fucking joking bitch
#47 - No i wont. Ill just snap your legs so you wont run as i…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/14/2010 on dammit brain +9
#48 - givemecoke (12/14/2010) [-]
fuck u sweettooth. i eat 2 people and u never let me live it down. how about u man up and drive a motorcycle in combat instead of an armored ice cream truck.

then again i guess ur not that bad. u can at least get out of ur car. unlike axel.
#51 - NeedlesKane (12/14/2010) [-]
Fine, but only on weekends off the asylum grounds.

That panzy ass axel. 'oh sob, oh woe, look at me im axel, i have daddy and commitment issues as my feelings are as locked up inside me as my arms and legs in two giant wheels.'

he needs a new hobby.
#53 - givemecoke (12/14/2010) [-]
seriously. u'd think the guy would actually want to lose. cuz when he actually does get out of the machine he's still armless and legless. it's just sad.

now that i think about it...how does he fap with that thing???
#57 - NeedlesKane (12/14/2010) [-]
One of lifes great mysteries.

Why do I kill countless people?

Why do you consume souls and human flesh?

Maybe Calypso could give us a wish to the answers.

But probably he will be a dick about it and throw us into another TM tournament.
#58 - givemecoke (12/14/2010) [-]
well i won't feel bad if u win. as long as no one else does. i mean have u seen the competition?
some little girl who wears a mask and drives a big rig?
some 100 year old man?
a demon who drives a tank and still gets his ass kicked daily?
and of course there's...axel?
#60 - NeedlesKane (12/14/2010) [-]
Oh i knooow!
But you dont know the half of it!
Apparently, We have factions. Im team Clown, your team skull!
Winner will decide the body count of the opposite team. And the destruction of the arenas set.
I tell you, i have some Hot clown bitches on my te-wait. Wasn't I going to kill a kid or something?
Screw it I'll let him meet my little brother.
#61 - givemecoke (12/14/2010) [-]
ur little brother...isn't he controlling ur dead father's body like a puppet?
#63 - NeedlesKane (12/14/2010) [-]
Well you know.
Runs in the family.

Now if you excuse me im gonna take a nap.
But then again, due to the burning. Sleep is for the weak.
A man has to stick to his priorities.
User avatar #75 - sirreginald (12/14/2010) [-]
This... is the greatest thread......... in the history of threads.........
#73 - hammerofgod (12/14/2010) [-]
here sir please have this, for you have earned it.
#64 - givemecoke (12/14/2010) [-]
i think i'll have lunch. don't tell anybody.
#56 - FuckTheWhat (12/14/2010) [-]
Is that... Twisted Metal? e_o
#85 - anonymous (12/14/2010) [-]
yep, new upcoming twisted metal
#72 - hammerofgod (12/14/2010) [-]
you better be fucking joking bitch
#6 - I wish you were op.. then i can find out where could i … 12/14/2010 on Sims 2 +5
#17 - Thank you for befriending me Leo. Mind giving me a coup…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2010 on leonardodavinci's profile 0
User avatar #18 - leonardodavinci (12/14/2010) [-]
Uh... I might
#121 - we thought the same thing. almost simultaneously. 12/14/2010 on My Hand +3
#120 - Brother? 12/14/2010 on My Hand +6
#70 - You couldn't have typed this up. you have hooves. 12/14/2010 on am i the only one? +4
#16 - Get your bitch ass back inside of me.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/14/2010 on Dear Santa, +20
#27 - Francishateslouis (12/14/2010) [-]
I though what we had was special!!!
#22 - flamyras (12/14/2010) [-]
We now need a Kairi "ok" image. Internet, I have spoken.
#28 - quiggles (12/14/2010) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #19 - Misamisahime (12/14/2010) [-]
Sounds so wrong
#38 - DerpDerpDurr has deleted their comment.
User avatar #42 - Misamisahime (12/14/2010) [-]
sorry im a little slow
#6 - You stealing my face? 12/14/2010 on South Park Anime 0
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