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#5762 to #5812
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secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
You seriously have no idea how bad every bit of me is screaming to find the nearest brothel, get sloshed on cider, and see how many mares I can get with before I pass out. I almost think I would, but my legs are busted. Well isn't this lovely? Stuck in a realm with a bunch of goody two shoes who wanna see me fix my screwed up life.
#5707 to #5680
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Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
YOU DARE ASSAULT ME?! You who have done Worse than I? I stood by my fellow Angels...The Great Servants of the Architects...For Reason and Justice...But then they made Faust...in Their Image...And then she made YOU MORTALS...And I was to bow down to you? *Quickly flies around and Punches Cain quickly and Almost Lightning fast.*
#5711 to #5760
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Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
*Eyes regrow and quickly Grabs Cain and Breaks his front legs* I should thank you for Releasing me...Because of you, All realms will now Suffer under my Power! The Contracts world was just the first. Neither She, Nor the "Brushmaster" Will ever return, Because they do not Exist anymore! There are So many Other worlds to destroy...So many Pony worlds...Worlds inhabited by creatures known as Humans...Worlds of every Size, Shape, And Color...All Universes will Be NOTHING...And once there is Nothing left, I will Destroy the Architects, And Recreate the Realms...in MY Image! *Kicks Cain away from him*
AH! *tries to stand* I said, I ain't Urgh! Done, With Aaah! you yet.....*with incredible pain, he manages to stand up and starts stumbling towards the beast* Now save me the trouble and get over here so I can kick your ass!
#5716 to #5765
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Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
Gladly...*Breaks Cains other legs and Throws him to the wall* Your Sin has betrayed you Cain...I am the Father of All Sin you see...Your rage...Anger...You feed me even now....Even now with your weakened state...When I Recreate you, Ill make you into a Sweet little Puppy, So you cant even harm a Fly.
#5697 to #5744
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captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
Hey Nec... I know we've had our differences in the past... but I gotta say that I've really enjoyed being enemies... and I wish you all the best in your future endeavors with finishing my sister and brother... Im probably not going to survive this next move but hey... YOLO!!!
*Stabs the Cosmos drill right in the beasts chest. He then grabs him with the Goddess claw*
The Godkillers artifacts ladies and gentlemen... they work wonders.
*Stabs the Cosmos drill right in the beasts chest. He then grabs him with the Goddess claw*
The Godkillers artifacts ladies and gentlemen... they work wonders.
#5700 to #5748
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Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
*The weapon Catches fire and turns to ash* Fool. I am no God...I am the being to end ALL beings. I, The True Lucifer shall unleash my Wrath! Starting with Your World *Grabs Ink and breaths Smoke into his face that Flies into his mouth, then opens a portal to the Contract world* now...Witness my power! *Throws Ink into the portal, Once he reaches the Contract world, The entire world quickly decays into Nothingness*