Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#5629 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
Hello cousin, I'm back as promised.
#5753 to #5680 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
Cain! Can you hear me Cain?! You did it!
#5755 to #5804 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
*tries to stand, vomits, then collapses again* ugh, What the, *catches himself* sorry old habits. You son of a....Grrrrr can't say that either! You never said it would hurt so bad!
#5756 to #5806 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
Well...Atleast you are not Dead...Look on the Bright side.
#5757 to #5807 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, now Ive just got four broken legs, I've busted some ribs, my horn's completely shattered beyond any use, and I'm bleedin like a stuck pig. Real bright Indeed. Can somepony at least stop me from bleedin out?
#5758 to #5808 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
*Uses his magic to heal Cain* well now, How do you feel?
#5760 to #5809 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
*vomits again* like Grrrr! Do you know how hard not cursing is gonna be alone! And that's just the little **** ! Oops, sorry. I've got to break a lifetimes worth of bad habits now! And I thought being eaten and crapped out was hell!
#5761 to #5811 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
If you want to avoid that fate again, I suggest you try your best Not to screw up in this new life.
#5762 to #5812 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
You seriously have no idea how bad every bit of me is screaming to find the nearest brothel, get sloshed on cider, and see how many mares I can get with before I pass out. I almost think I would, but my legs are busted. Well isn't this lovely? Stuck in a realm with a bunch of goody two shoes who wanna see me fix my screwed up life.
#5707 to #5680 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
YOU DARE ASSAULT ME?! You who have done Worse than I? I stood by my fellow Angels...The Great Servants of the Architects...For Reason and Justice...But then they made Faust...in Their Image...And then she made YOU MORTALS...And I was to bow down to you? *Quickly flies around and Punches Cain quickly and Almost Lightning fast.*
#5709 to #5758 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, you might live longer, but listen here asshole, I've seen fillies punch better, *rams the beast with enough force to knock out a leg from under him, and proceeds to gouge out his other eye* I'm gonna use your brain to paint my new house!
#5711 to #5760 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
*Eyes regrow and quickly Grabs Cain and Breaks his front legs* I should thank you for Releasing me...Because of you, All realms will now Suffer under my Power! The Contracts world was just the first. Neither She, Nor the "Brushmaster" Will ever return, Because they do not Exist anymore! There are So many Other worlds to destroy...So many Pony worlds...Worlds inhabited by creatures known as Humans...Worlds of every Size, Shape, And Color...All Universes will Be NOTHING...And once there is Nothing left, I will Destroy the Architects, And Recreate the Realms...in MY Image! *Kicks Cain away from him*
User avatar #5714 to #5762 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
AH! *tries to stand* I said, I ain't Urgh! Done, With Aaah! you yet.....*with incredible pain, he manages to stand up and starts stumbling towards the beast* Now save me the trouble and get over here so I can kick your ass!
#5716 to #5765 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
Gladly...*Breaks Cains other legs and Throws him to the wall* Your Sin has betrayed you Cain...I am the Father of All Sin you see...Your rage...Anger...You feed me even now....Even now with your weakened state...When I Recreate you, Ill make you into a Sweet little Puppy, So you cant even harm a Fly.
#5720 to #5767 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
Rrrragh! *crawls at the beast* I beleive I got what I deserved at your hands for who I am, and what I done *fractured magic mends his legs at odd angles and he limps forward* now, it's your turn.
#5724 to #5771 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
This power Cain...We could use it Together! You and I Friend, Think of what we could Achieve!
#5726 to #5775 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
Maybe after I finish using your skull as the hot tub where I buck my whores!
#5728 to #5777 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
Cain! You can not win if you continue to use your anger! That only feeds him! You need to Repent! You need to be Pure in order to defeat him!
#5732 to #5779 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
*stops and looks at him in disbelief* You want me to repent. Me. Me? You want me to give up everything that makes me happy? Dirty whores, rigged card games, hard cider, and everything else. Dear archtitects, I almost think I'd rather go back to getting gobbled by **** for brains over there.
#5733 to #5783 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
If you dont, He will just feed off you again and Kill you! You have no choice!
#5734 to #5784 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
Can it be just a temporary thing, or is this permanent like? Cause I've already gone too long without havin my way with a mare.
User avatar #5736 to #5785 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
Whats more Important? Being an Asshole? Or Existing?!
#5735 to #5785 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
JUST REPENT BEFORE YOU GET US ALL KILLED YOU IDIOT! And it has to be Honest...You have to Actually be Sorry! You Actually have to Want to be Forgiven!
#5737 to #5786 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
*sigh* whatever, as long as it means beating flank face over there. How do I go about this whole repent thing?
#5739 to #5788 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
Cain...I could give you All the mares you could ever dream of...We could Rule the three kingdoms of the Afterlife, And All of Existence!
#5741 to #5790 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
I figure I can always relapse. I'm only gonna get one chance to have my own at you.
#5738 to #5788 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
Look into yourself, Look at all of your past sins and Ask to be forgiven, Not just by faust, But by all the ponies you wronged...even Able.
#5740 to #5789 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
*begins weeping black tears as his crooked legs shatter under his own weight* RRRRRAAAAGGGHHHHH! AHHHHH! You never said it would hurt you Little sonova....oops can't say that.....Grrrrrrraaaaahhhh!
#5742 to #5791 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
No...You cant do this! You could Gain Anything you Ever Wanted!
#5745 to #5793 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
I want to stop you. And I'm already getting that. Even if it kills me! Graaaaah! *His horn shatters the rest of the way as he continues to weep*
#5748 to #5796 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
*The beast stares down at Cain, Silent and Angry it looks at all of the ponies*
#5747 to #5796 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
*The spirits wrap themselves around the beasts wrists and begin to cast them deep into the Ice and Freeze his arms in place* NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#5746 to #5796 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
*The Spirits that Cain has hurt fight on his side, They Push the beast back into his prison and heal the wound up*
#5750 to #5797 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
Aaaaah! I'm soorrrry brother! I never knew it would take you away forever! *his scars lengthen and split open* I'm sorry! I never wanted to walk this path! No! Forgive me Brother! *passes out from pain and blood loss.
#5630 to #5680 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
Have you brought a Warrior who is guilty of All the seven deadly Sins, And is Strong?
#5634 to #5681 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
Only the finest, for you dear cousin. I believe you'll recognize him.
*cain* Hello you great scum sucking son of a flank whoring bitch, Never thought you'd be glad to see me eh? Oh no dear beastie, hands off, I'm alive now.
#5637 to #5685 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
Ahh...The first Murderer. This will be a Wonderful duel...Do you Truly wish to be Free? Then Face me!
#5639 to #5688 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
I'll take the shattered tip of my horn and drive it right in your Faust buckin' eye you great bastard! I'll turn you into a piece of my **** and we'll see how you like it!
#5640 to #5690 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
Come then, Murderer of Able thy brother! Son of Adam and Eve! Face me!
#5643 to #5691 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
Oh just shut up and fight already! *runs at the beast spewing a string of profanities the likes of which even he wouldn't use*
#5650 to #5694 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
*Hercules tackles Cain to the ground*

Stop this stupid fight right now.
#5751 to #5800 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
Yes... we did... but the ones who fought by our side and died... they deserve the proper respect.
#5752 to #5802 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
Now you see the power of the beast...Let us pray we never see it again.
#5754 to #5803 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
Hopefully we wont
#5653 to #5701 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
*bucks him in the groin, and then the face* ah buck off you great faggot ass golden haired girly boy. What are you gonna do, blind me with your righteousness?
#5656 to #5704 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
*punches cain right in the face*

#5664 to #5707 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
Damn! you gods have gone soft since I died! *hoof-stomps his shin, shattering his leg*
#5665 to #5715 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
*gluttonys giant mouth opens up and begins sucking energy from Cains body*
User avatar #5669 to #5716 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
*Charges the open mouth and rams his horn through the roof of his mouth into his brain* Bit off more than you could chew fat buck, bet that's a first.
#5671 to #5720 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
* Gluttony mouth closes and rips Cains arm right off*

When can eat hole universes... ya never bite off more than ya can chew.

User avatar #5675 to #5722 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
*uses horn to slash his eyes* Get buck off you great lard pile! * stabbed your buckin brain, now shut up and die!
#5646 to #5694 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
*The beast vomits a pit of black vipers at Cain*
#5652 to #5697 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
*Klompa picks up the beast and tosses him*

GRAAAAAH
#5729 to #5703 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
It seems Cain is getting a second wind...He just might win!
#5730 to #5780 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
Thats just fantastic.
#5743 to #5781 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
He's Doing it!
#5744 to #5794 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
Hahaha... This is wonderful...
#5731 to #5781 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
Its not over yet! He still needs to fully repent in order to defeat him...
#5702 to #5703 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
Its no use, With his power he can destroy us all...Our only hope is to put him Back into his prison!
#5704 to #5753 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
And how do we get him back?
#5659 to #5703 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
Do not attack the beast! Thats just what he wants!
#5660 to #5710 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
Stand down Klompa... thats a good boy.

Klompa likes goin for the biggest guys he can... sorry.
#5657 to #5703 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
*cain gouges one of his eyes with his horn, then breaks his leg* Get out of here. This is between me and ******** over-there.
#5658 to #5708 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
Oh sugar... if that fight goes your way everything in the worlds gonna die. I know for a fact you like a little sin here and there.... and thats gonna die too.
#5759 to #5709 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
Hey um doll, I know Im supposed to be redeemed and all, but while im gonna be stuck lyin around with four broke legs, how'd you like to play nurse? I mean, just while I'm trying to get old habits outta my system.
#5674 to #5709 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
Oh no...He's done it...
#5712 to #5725 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
Necronius... anything you need us to do? Eternia's heads back in her body and Hephaestus fixed the bridge to the celestial tower... we are all here.
#5713 to #5763 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
There is nothing we can do...Its Cain and the beast only...Only One will win this day...Only one...This battle means the fate of All Universes.
#5715 to #5764 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
I refuse to believe that... there has to be something we can do.
#5717 to #5766 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
Go over to the beast, And it will kill you...You saw what it did to Ink.
#5718 to #5768 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
So we just wait here and hope we don't die?
#5719 to #5769 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
We will die Either way...We need to find a way to help Cain...But what? Everything we throw at him does Nothing!
#5721 to #5770 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
If a black as soot soul freed him... could a pure soul seal him away? He is the essence of sin... If we had one... would it work against him?
#5727 to #5776 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
What is it?
#5722 to #5772 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
A Pure soul would...but its a little more harder than that...Cain must Repent for his ways...Only then can he find the power to Free Himself and Imprison the Beast.
#5723 to #5773 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
How do we get him to repent then. We'll do whatever we can.
#5677 to #5725 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
Well... we're bucked... whos up for cutting our losses.. running like buck and havin a grand old time before we all get slaughtered?
#5680 to #5728 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
I Summon Lucifer here! He shall be Reborn, To Gaze upon me, And I shall Finally be granted my name once again.
#5685 to #5732 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
You...You have my name...My name was Stripped from me by the Architects. And Faust gave YOU that name...As i was forced to be called a Beast! I shall take my name back now...Thank you for holding onto it for So long. *Grabs Lucifer and sucks all the power and life from him*
#5692 to #5736 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
*runs up the beasts arm, and slices his throat* I said shut up and fight me!
#5695 to #5743 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
*His throat heals instantly* No...Now that im Free...You are not even Worth my time.
#5698 to #5746 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
*jumps and drags his horn down the beast's chest* I'm gonna make glue from your guts you hideous lummox!
#5699 to #5749 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
*Is Crashed on the ground but quickly stands up and Grabs cain and begins to leach off him* KNOW ME BY MY NAME! I am the Devil, I am Diablo, I am The prince of Darkness...I...Am...LUCIFER! AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME AS IT WILL BE THE LAST THING ON YOUR MIND, WHEN I DESTROY ALL WORLDS!
#5701 to #5750 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
*shoves his hand open, and leaps down onto his face charging, horn first, through his eye* I don't care what your name is, I'm still gonna beat the **** outta ya! *retreats further into the still oozing socket, to escape the beast's grabbing hand*
#5688 to #5736 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
Stand down you cretin... this world is not ready to end just yet
#5690 to #5739 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
Indeed it isint...However...Your wold is. The Contract Stole from me...Her end Begins.
#5684 to #5732 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
*jumps and bucks lucifer, breaking his jaw* I said, I AINT finished with you now shut with the dramatics and fight me!
#5693 to #5735 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
*Simply bucks Cain in the head with his goat like legs and Throws fire at his back* I am Ten times more Powerful then Ever now.
#5697 to #5744 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
Hey Nec... I know we've had our differences in the past... but I gotta say that I've really enjoyed being enemies... and I wish you all the best in your future endeavors with finishing my sister and brother... Im probably not going to survive this next move but hey... YOLO!!!

*Stabs the Cosmos drill right in the beasts chest. He then grabs him with the Goddess claw*

The Godkillers artifacts ladies and gentlemen... they work wonders.
#5700 to #5748 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
*The weapon Catches fire and turns to ash* Fool. I am no God...I am the being to end ALL beings. I, The True Lucifer shall unleash my Wrath! Starting with Your World *Grabs Ink and breaths Smoke into his face that Flies into his mouth, then opens a portal to the Contract world* now...Witness my power! *Throws Ink into the portal, Once he reaches the Contract world, The entire world quickly decays into Nothingness*
#5703 to #5751 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
Without the contract.... I cannot live any more... goodbye Necronius... may Faust have mercy on your soul.

*Turns to ash and blows away*
#5705 to #5754 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
Damn it...Its up to Cain now...He Freed him...He can put him back in...
#5696 to #5744 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
Do you think, I let myself get dragged back from the dead to give up that easy? It's simple, I'm gonna beat you from here to kingdom come.
#5686 to #5735 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
Hey ya bloody bastard... this is my universe to destroy... get your own damn universe.
#5689 to #5737 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
Look here, piss-for-spine! you'll have to wait till I'm done with him!
#5691 to #5740 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
If you're pissing ink than you might just want to get that checked.
#5694 to #5742 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'll see a doctor, right after I finish up with ugly here!
#5662 to #5709 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
That thing repeatedly eats me for thousands of years and you want me to give up a chance to beat the **** out of it?
#5676 to #5713 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
You Fool! He wanted you to fight and defeat him! He wanted you to Free him!
#5679 to #5727 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
Well tell him to get back here, once I'm done having my way with that broad over there, I wanna finish beating the living buck out of him.
#5683 to #5730 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
You Fool...Do you have any idea what you have done? That Shell was not the real me...it was my Prison! Gaze upon my true form, and Look at what the Architects have done to their once Favored son!
#5687 to #5734 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
*Proceeds to jump around the beast slicing tendons where he can* I don't care if you're an architect yourself! I ain't finished beating your great ugly **** faced ass! It's that simple! And when I am, Im gonna go buck some whores and get drunk off my flank.
#5663 to #5713 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
Look I understand that revenge is nice... but gettin your revenge prevents you from "getting" anything else...
User avatar #5666 to #5714 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
*slowly walks up to her* listen hun, I'll be getting plenty. Speaking of getting, why don't you wait right over there, I'l need something to refresh me once I finish beasty over there.
#5668 to #5717 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
Did you not here what I just said ya moron... you beat him... he kills everything.
#5706 to #5719 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
Hey beautiful, what do you say when we finish with beasty, I show you some things a stable hasn't seen in a loooong time.
#5708 to #5757 - captainyoshi (05/18/2012) [-]
If you beat him I might just take you up on that.
*Winks*
#5710 to #5759 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
Don't worry, hell knows I've waited long enough to kick this bucker's flank.
#5654 to #5703 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
*Since the beast is Bigger than Klompa...Much much Much bigger...This ofcorse does nothing*
#5651 to #5697 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
*vipers turn to ash as cain tramples them* Is that the best you've got? I swear your bowls are more viscous! You pathetic chunk of horse **** !
#5655 to #5702 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
*The beast picks Cain up and Throws him down into the ground*
#5661 to #5706 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
That's more like it! *runs behind the beast while it is stuck in the ice and uses the jagged edge of his horn to start slicing the tendons in it's back* What's the matter beasty? I though you loved back stabbers!
#5673 to #5712 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
*The true form of the beast steps out of the belly. Its smaller than its larger body, yet still towers over the ponies*
#5670 to #5712 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
*The Beast rips open his stomach showing a Ball of Fire and hatred*
#5667 to #5712 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
Heheheheheheheh...Well done...You Are the Best Cain...Many have tried and failed me. Set, Discord, The Second law. But You have done what they could not...You Freed me...
#5672 to #5718 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
Shut up and get back here! I'm not done beating the **** out of you!
#5678 to #5723 - Nazistick (05/18/2012) [-]
I thank you Cain...You played right into my hands...Now, I am Free to wage War upon the three kingdoms of the afterlife! And to Erase All of Existence...First...Things first...My name...
#5682 to #5729 - secondlawprevails (05/18/2012) [-]
*uses horn to slice the beast's achilles tendon* I said I aint finsihed with you ya faust damn ******** !
 Friends (0)