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#5408 to #5449 - secondlawprevails (05/14/2012) [-]
No doubt you have heard of the other day's events concerning your brother....I'm sorry. I played a high risk game, and lost.
#5409 to #5450 - Nazistick (05/14/2012) [-]
You mean he's...
#5410 to #5451 - secondlawprevails (05/14/2012) [-]
I attempted to smite the collector kallis in the time before his contract took effect. At the last second he used the sands of time to hide behind Sardonicus. I have been researching to find a remedy to the situation but at the moment all I can find is scraps and rumors.
#5412 to #5452 - Nazistick (05/14/2012) [-]
So...My brother is dead?
#5421 to #5454 - Nazistick (05/14/2012) [-]
Ahh thank you...Thank you very much...
#5423 to #5463 - captainyoshi (05/14/2012) [-]
It is no big deal... you've brought me back from the dead countless times...
#5416 to #5454 - captainyoshi (05/14/2012) [-]
This is why I don't like people meddling with time... its always such a situation to rectify... I fixed it... your brother is alive once more and on his soul searching journey.
#5419 to #5458 - secondlawprevails (05/14/2012) [-]
I do not MEDDLE Clockwork. For longer than you've been alive, my will was the ebb and flow of time in this world!
#5420 to #5461 - captainyoshi (05/14/2012) [-]
Going back in time to try and change the future is considered meddling in my books.
#5415 to #5454 - secondlawprevails (05/14/2012) [-]
Yes, Kallis used the sands of time to save himself while letting Sardonicus die. I made a grave error and I am sorry. But not all is lost. I have several promising leads.
#5411 to #5452 - captainyoshi (05/14/2012) [-]
Before the contract took effect he was Sardonicus.
#5413 to #5453 - secondlawprevails (05/14/2012) [-]
The intelligence I spoke to was not sardonicus! I know the voice and thoughts of Kallis when I hear them!
#5414 to #5455 - captainyoshi (05/14/2012) [-]
A collector is just a transformed pony. Thats it... not a separate being. An altered pony with scattered memories.
#5417 to #5456 - secondlawprevails (05/14/2012) [-]
So why is Kallis still alive when the pony beneath isn't?
#5418 to #5459 - captainyoshi (05/14/2012) [-]
The sands of time... they allow the holder to alter time with no consequence... holding them allowed him to join you in the past... and the changes you made... did not affect him... only Sardonicus... but the matter has been rectified... never leave a Titan to do a Celestials job.
#5422 to #5460 - secondlawprevails (05/14/2012) [-]
Do not insult me, Celestial I may have made an error but I will still receive the respect due to the monarch of the Titans! Besides, it is not MY sands that were used by the enemy, were they?
#5424 to #5464 - captainyoshi (05/14/2012) [-]
It is never the fault of the weapon... only the one who uses the weapon.
#5425 to #5466 - secondlawprevails (05/14/2012) [-]
In my day, we were actually responsible enough to carry around our own power! Not keep it locked away in little toys for the enemy to steal! Tell me, what good do these celestial artifacts do you, if every foal and his great aunt can just waltz in and steal them?
#5426 to #5467 - captainyoshi (05/14/2012) [-]
The artifacts were never meant for our hands... they were meant to be gifts passed on to the mortals.
#5427 to #5468 - secondlawprevails (05/14/2012) [-]
I have heard enough! I must go now Good day god of time. Unless you have any other excuses.
#5428 to #5469 - captainyoshi (05/14/2012) [-]
Sorry for doing my job...
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