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#3883 - captainyoshi (04/22/2012) [-]
I hope to Faust this works... I can barely maintain the nightstalkers cloak to keep you invisible boy... But... I have too.... Necronius... I call upon you through space and time... I need you more than ever... I am trapped within the contracts realm and growing weaker without dreams to feed on. Please... help me before its too late. Sardonicus is with me... I keep him hidden under the Nightstalkers cloak. I've been trying my hardest to keep him away from her minions... but I can't keep fighting them... please... hear my plea necronius. Larpis has a small mirror on him that will allow us to speak.
#3914 to #3921 - thetimelord (04/22/2012) [-]
well to me you are, but is there anything I can do to help I have a tardis that can pass through and time, space, outside of time and space, and realms
#3915 to #3952 - captainyoshi (04/22/2012) [-]
I would ask you not to interfere with her plans right now... she doesn't know I brought the boy back yet... and I need her incomplete ritual in order to trap her in the dream world.
#3917 to #3953 - thetimelord (04/22/2012) [-]
you're one sneaky pony you know that and I think this won't help her either *runs into tardis and grabs sands of set* I gave her playbox sand
#3919 to #3956 - thetimelord (04/22/2012) [-]
*hands sands to Nocturne* I think you will keep this safer
#3884 to #3921 - Nazistick ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
Thankfully he came Here, Now then, What must i do?
#3916 to #3922 - captainyoshi (04/22/2012) [-]
Necronius... take good care of Sardonicus now... but let him keep the Nightstalkers cloak... it will keep him hidden from her and her minions.
#3921 to #3954 - Nazistick ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
*Necronius and Moonlight Hold Sardonicus close as Necronius sings to him* Dont You weep little baby...Dont you weep little baby...Thank you Nocturne, Ill go destroy the Sand of Set. To make sure this Sacrifice Never takes place again.
#3929 to #3959 - captainyoshi (04/22/2012) [-]
Necronius.... I still need all the ingredients she needs for her ritual... everything except the sacrifice... which means I need the sands of Set....
#3930 to #3967 - Nazistick ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
Why?...Why do You need the sands?
#3931 to #3968 - captainyoshi (04/22/2012) [-]
The ritual she plans is to combine her world with ours by sacrificing a being from your world. If I am to bring her into my world... I must sacrifice a being from my world... a simple dream. But I need all the ingredients she needs.
#3932 to #3969 - Nazistick ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
*Is somewhat confused* Im not sure I should...What if she were to get the sands? What if she ends up killing you and then takes my son again?
#3933 to #3970 - captainyoshi (04/23/2012) [-]
She doesn't even know hes not in her world anymore. And besides... the sands aren't the only one of a kind item. I know what I am doing... the only reason I let myself get captured was so I could get your son when He was captured.
#3934 to #3971 - Nazistick ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Alright...Here...Take them...
#3935 to #3972 - captainyoshi (04/23/2012) [-]
Don't be afraid Necronius... Everything is going according to my plan.

*Wipes off Necronius's bloody tears*

One of the ingredients is a drop of your blood remember?
#3936 to #3973 - Nazistick ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Yes...Will you be alright after you defeat her?
#3937 to #3974 - captainyoshi (04/23/2012) [-]
Ill be fine. Now then If you dont mind... somepony needs to read Ragnarok his bed time story.
#3938 to #3975 - Nazistick ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Take care, And thank you so much.
#3939 to #3976 - captainyoshi (04/23/2012) [-]
Ive never seen Nocturne like this before... its so strange to see him so confident.
#3940 to #3977 - Nazistick ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Hopefully he will be alright when this is over...Im tired...So very tired of all this madness...Just once i wish i can spend some time with my family Without worrying about something coming to take them away.
#3941 to #3978 - captainyoshi (04/23/2012) [-]
Odin and I will stand guard at the front gate and keep our eyes open for anything suspicious. This contract bitch aint getting your son again.
#3942 to #3979 - Nazistick ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
No...She isint...
#3943 to #3980 - captainyoshi (04/23/2012) [-]
Ive set up a new machine that scans our brain waves... Itll make a siren sound when it detects irregular brain waves.... Im sorry... Im speaking nerd right now.... Uh.... The clones give off a different thought pattern and this machine picks it up... Ill know when one of her clones is in Tartarus.
#3885 to #3922 - captainyoshi (04/22/2012) [-]
That mirror is a portal to her world... though it can only be used if she allows it... but at least... it wont take so much of my energy to speak to you. I... have a plan of... how to defeat her... but I ... don't have the strength to tell you the details right now.
#3888 to #3923 - Nazistick ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
Then how can i keep you alive?
#3889 to #3926 - captainyoshi (04/22/2012) [-]
There is only one being in this realm who dreams. Sardonicus's nightmares are the only thing keeping me alive. He is safe. I will protect him with my life... but I need one thing... my soul back. I hid it in a place where only one pony would ever find it... find Midas and tell him to look for coin number 15092. He's always been that obsessive. I cannot hold this spell any longer...
#3890 to #3927 - Nazistick ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
Nocturne i have the coin, now what?
#3892 to #3928 - captainyoshi (04/22/2012) [-]
It is in your realm... You need the mirror to get it to me.
#3894 to #3930 - Nazistick ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
I have both, Do i place the coin on the Mirror...Say a magic word or what?
#3896 to #3932 - captainyoshi (04/22/2012) [-]
*Nocturne reaches through the mirror and pulls the coin through*

I feel my strength returning... Haha... I feel like I could take down Set. Unfortunately... that is as much as I can do for passing through the mirror... But I have a plan as I mentioned before... And to do that... I need you to bring me the essence of a dream from this world... I cannot work with your boys dreams. I need one formed in our world... If I get one... I can use it to bring her into the dream world... In our world she is strong... in her world she is invincible... but in my world... I am in total control... plus..., I can take the kid along with me. Get me a dream essence and I can get Sardonicus home.
#3897 to #3934 - Nazistick ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
Just tell me where the Dream Essence is and ill get it.
#3898 to #3935 - captainyoshi (04/22/2012) [-]
Dream essence can be found within any dreamer. Just take there dream while they sleep.
#3899 to #3936 - Nazistick ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
Alright. Ill come back with a Dream Essence soon enough.
#3900 to #3937 - captainyoshi (04/22/2012) [-]
Until then know... that your son is safely hidden under my cloak and Hidden from all danger.
#3901 to #3938 - Nazistick ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
Can i alteast see him?
#3902 to #3939 - captainyoshi (04/22/2012) [-]
Sardonicus... Daddys here looking through this mirror... he wants to see you. Hes missed you very much and wants to see that you are safe.
#3903 to #3940 - Nazistick ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
*The little colt looks into the mirror and smiles looking at his father again, holding his arms out wanting to hug him* Sardonicus...You have to be brave for daddy...Mommy is here with me, We Both miss you So much. You have to stay strong. Stay with your uncle Nocturne and Dont trust Anypony but him while you are in that world. Even if it looks like Me or your mother, Dont trust it. If it does not sing you your favorite song, Then dont trust it alright?
*Moonlight* Sardonicus honey, Daddy and i are working on getting you back. We love you...
#3905 to #3941 - captainyoshi (04/22/2012) [-]
Nothing shall harm him as long as I am around... Now that I am stronger again... keeping him away from her minions will be easy.
#3908 to #3943 - Nazistick ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
Alright, I have the Dream Essence, The Doctor is here with me so He can help bring my son here aswell.
#3909 to #3946 - captainyoshi (04/22/2012) [-]
*Nocturne pulls the dream through the mirror and creates a portal with it*

Come on boy... lets get you home
#3912 to #3947 - thetimelord (04/22/2012) [-]
so your the infamous Nocturne
#3913 to #3950 - captainyoshi (04/22/2012) [-]
Yes I am Nocturne... but Infamous? I was not aware I was infamous...
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