Ah, But the Realism draws a contrass between whats supposed to be Normal, And what is supposed to be Fantastical.

...Nah

Cartoony a best

Everyone has their tastes. But anywho, I wish I could bring some of my ideas on pen and paper. If I could, I would showcase this Dragon I made, Show of his home, Including a Long winding road made out of the melted armor of a once powerful legion that marched against my dragon. An Iron road if you will.

Hello. how do you do?

Hungry and sober for the most part

I see. Not enough beer and pretzels?

More like not enough Vodka and French Fries

Indeed. So what brings you to my little corner of Funnyjunk?

Boredom

Lonliness

cant really think of any other reason why i'm here outside of hi

Seems like a rather depressing comic you have right there.

Oh thank you

I designed it that way on purpose

Ah, So you drew it yourself?

Oh I ******* wish

Thank based Javis for doing these projects for me.

Ahh I so. So you simply wrote a script for it or something like that?

Trouble is I am terrible at writing scripts so literal hours of drinking and re-edits go by

Also Javis charges a **** ton of money but goddamit I am satisfied when he ***** one out

Wish I could draw, Or at the very least knew someone who could draw really well. I Got a **** ton of ideas buzzing in my head. Like a story line for whenever I do DnD or something.

Javis takes requests all the time

He's on this ******* site. He ******* pumps out comics all the time

To be honest, Its not my favorite style. Something about it just bends me the wrong way. But anywho, I mostly play around with my ideas in Roleplay form. I have a friend, we do privet Roleplays and make Awesome storylines. But as far as Art goes I can be very picky.

I love Javis's style a lot

Reminds me of a pop up book

Aha! Knew it was the same guy who did that stuff. Anywho, If Ever I found someone to pour my ideas into, I'd like something that looks somewhat like an Anime...And not any of that God Awful Weaboo **** . Im talking Berserk class here.

>Black and White

Another thing I like about Javis is his vibrant use of expressions and color

Well I like Color too but what I mean is that I would like my guys to be more realistic.

>Realism

That's boring

Happy new year, Anon.

You have a great winter too, Random Citizen.

Yes, I am a dude. What gave you the impression that I was not a guy?

What?

Autocorrect.. are you jokester on youtube?

I am.

I thought I recognized that avatar!

No I made the image myself. I never go to 4chan...Not since...That night...

Well, it looks like someone there got ahold of your OC.

The current version of the thread isn't using it, though.

If not, someone on there uses pictures of your OC.

Someone...Stole...My Oc...The oc which Everyone has said time and time again Sucks...The Oc which has been Compared to Cancer...Someone stole My Oc? I dont know weather to be flattered, Insulted or if I should be laughing right now.

No, they didn't steal it, they were more using it as a way to piss people off.

Oh...Well thats alright then. I guess in a way he managed to Spread my Oc around Like a plague. Though I am insulted that he did not ask me first.

It also may not have been yours, but just looked similar.

The previous versions of this thread. It's definitely an irony sort of thing.

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Huh. Guess its not me then. Looks like Luna and Sombra had a Love child.

Not the current one, I do remember seeing one that looks distinctly like yours. I've never been in those threads, so I really don't know what goes on.

Thank you very much ^.^

You are mistaken. There is something far more cancerous than me...Im looking at its comments right now.

oh, you mean him.

that was kidna lame. thought you genuinely had someone more cancerous.

Well I do know someone Far more cancerous than this person claims me of being... Andre Herring

well you're almost at his level

Really? Am I In your face about my OC? No, I leave everyone alone. I have not done anything here lately.

lately is the keyword

Oh here we go. And what pray tell did I do to you that would have you bother me by calling me names?

when did i call you names?

Not you yourself. I mean people like That guy who called me Cancerous.

oh.

ask him

Oh he would probably continue to call me cancerous, and I am in too good of a mood to endure that.

you're acting like he killed your family

No im not. I just dont like being bothered. How would you feel if some jackass went to your profile and said that everything you did was cancerous?

It depends

I've had some guy talk lots of **** about me and I was annoyed

but then I got over it because he's a peice of ****

and you are, a littleb it at least

Thats really swell, because that was a really cool and smart reply. Continue being an asshat.

And you continue to be an uninteresting cad who has nothing better to do than to insult random people.

And you continue being a pathetic cancerous ********* who thinks he's british.

Oh you do me too much credit.

I first tought you were trolling, but for this long and with this much work in it. Its amazing people like you exist, because I've always imagend people like you to be too extremely tard-like so they couldn't even use a computer.

Funny, one could say the same thing about you.

Are you even trying? Because those "insults" are kind of pathetic. If you just say the same thing again then you're just proving me right about you being backwards

Of course I'm not trying. Why should I try. You are the one who is babbling about insults while I am simply nodding my head like an elder saying "Thats nice dear."

I can see your point, however my reason is because you are cancer. You give bronies a even worse name by using that god damn OC and thinking you're cool and mysterious when you're just a small pretender. I'll have no more words with you because you seem to be completely brain-dead.

Thats nice dear.

Deep in the snowy wastelands near the Crystal Empire, There is a cave. A Cave that contains an ancient Demon that consists of power that would Destroy most ponies...The only way into the creatures lair is to sacrifice an item...An Item that you otherwise can not bare to live without...Only through sacrificing this cherished Item can you enter the cave and slay the beast.

Lord Necronius, I don't have anything of value. What could I possibly sacrifice?

Im afraid thats not for me to Discover...That...Is for you to find out.

*nemisis lands and turns back to jessie* Hmmmm, something I can't live without. This coat maybe? It's freezing here.

Yes lord Necronius. We will prevail or die trying. *bows*

By Faust...Are you alright? Where have you been?

I've been....catching up with myself. *taps her head* It appears that the ugly bit of my mind was turned into a monster. I think you met her. Also, I gave up the whole god thing until I can learn to balence myself a little better. Nemisis still takes charge a bit too often for my liking.

Perhaps that is for the best. I'll take care of your sword until the time is right for you to have it again.

*her form flickers* Actually I nabbed it from under your nose. That little tour of hell you gave me was pretty useful after all.
*as she becomes jessie again* Sorry she does that from time to time.

Riveting...I guess I need to find a better hiding place next time...

Not under your pillow would be a start. You sleep like a rock.
Ummm, may I ask you a question pertaining to souls and the such?

Of course, go ahead.

Well, the things nemisis did, do those count against my soul?

This somewhat splits your soul in two halfs. One is You, the other is Nemisis. At this moment you two break even. One half of your soul deserves Paradise, the other, Tartarus. If things go Unchanged, you may end up in Purgatory. However if you desire to change this, then you're hope is to purify yourself. Hercules himself had to do 12 labors. You may end up doing the same.

I guess she did do some pretty horrid stuff. Those ponies she tortured and killed, may have been evil, but even they didn't deserve what she did. Tell me, were any of them spared on account of their suffering in their final hours?

I've placed the evil souls in places where they would live out the rest of their days alone...A peaceful existence in Solitude.

That's good to hear. You really are good at this. Thank you.

Thousands of years of practice. But I am afraid that these Labors will test you...Becoming harder with each step. However as always in Videogames these days, The first level is the easiest. First, You must do Ten good deeds. Each of them have to be different, small or great. But regardless, they must All be done out of the Kindness of your own heart.

*flickers forms* Do we got-Yes lord Necronius. We'll get to it immediately

Remember. It must be from the kindness of your own heart. Not for saving yourself. This is a selfish act to think of ones self over another pony. Complete these tasks, and your next task will be ready for you.

Fine, we've helped ponies out. Nothing quite as heroic or challenging as I'd like, but we've done the job.

Did you do it from the goodness of your own heart?

Some of it. SOMEPONY just had to keep butting in with rude remarks.
*N* That one mare's scales were not balanced! She needed retribution!

Its a start...Now we move on to Personal Sacrifice.

that ought to be easy for us....er me. Prometheus taught us it was our duty to put ourselves on the line for others.

Thank you. I'm not just alive, but I Thrive! I have a tumblr at You need to login to view this link

Anywho, you keep trotting on, my friend.

OH SHIIIEEEET
Kewl.

Sardonicus! What happened to your mane?! Its...Glorious...

Just trying something new thats all.

The kids say it makes me look younger

Indeed it does. So how have you been?

Just wonderful brother...
Been away from home for a while.
We've been staying in a fortress up north because Marion was called upon to help a classmate of hers

Lovely. And the children?

Growing faster than Id like them too

Oh I know. It is as they say...They grow up So fast.

They could stop any time you know

Try telling them that.

Tried numerous times already.

Still, why deny them the chance to? I miss my youth...And before I knew it, it was taken from me with no remorse...They have a chance to live better lives than we had been had.

I understand

The least I can do my My children is to ensure that What happened to me Never happens to them.

At least you got to keep your mind throughout

Somewhat...I no longer helped the sick and dying as I once did...Now I deliver punishment to the Sinful..

What Im saying is that you weren't turned into a soulless monster

Well you do have a point. Im glad fate has spared me That fate at least.

I understand

Maybe

Oh Curby Werby...Did you get out of Tartarus again? Ohh that was Not a good dog now was it?

Cerby!
Fetch!
*Throws ball*

No wait, Cerberus, Come back! There are souls for you to devour! Get back here right now!!!

Hola Senor Sombra
Que Pasa
Im doing great, And you?

Estoy bien
Here with my friend Twilight
I gave her a sombrero
Ponies love sombreros, verdad?

Well I was just saying hi ^^

Very good. Might I ask how you...you know...Survived exploading?

As a matter of fact, yes

Uhhh alright...Anywho...Well now that you're back, What are your plans?

Not saying

Oh im alive and Thriving. I even have a Tumblr that I love working on.