Hello?
I don't even know who you are.

hello darling, how are you today

Which comment of mine lead you here?
After looking through your profile, most notably your comments, you seem to do this a lot.
I mean a lot.

Each response is with a picture of the same anime chick.
Why do you do this?
Is it fun to pretend to be a female or someone you're not?
Is it for attention or simply wanting to know more of the people of FunnyJunk?

its my evil magic which lead me to you, and i do it because i find it interesting to talk with people and this anime chick is my current mascot

Your evil magic? Explain?
It also seems like you've got tons of anime pictures.
I mean tons. Got an exact amount of pictures you could list off for me? I'm sure you have well over 600 pictures.

I'd rather direct the conversation towards yourself, actually.

my evil way of finding people
how many pics i have depends on what you are asking about, are you talking about how many anime style pics i have total or pics of my mascot.
and i am willing to talk about myself however if you asking anything overly personal i will answer with nonsense as is my policy, however i will make it noticeable nonsense

Evil way of finding people?

Anyways, I was asking how many anime-style pictures in total.

Right, so...
What gender are you?
Age?
Do you have a job/ career/ hobby?

I don't think any of those are overly personal.

i have roughly 1200 anime style pics if you include wallpapers about 900 if you do not,

i am a dog, i answer this way due to the fact that i have already established it as my policy
i amd a 18 year old dog
i am in college,
my hobies would be reading, writing, and gaming

Right well if you're not going to be serious with me and continue to practically copy/ paste replies that you've made to countless other people, then the conversation is done here.
Sorry.
I'd rather not participate in being another person, of the vast majority you'll randomly converse with, just to know them more.

Here's a .gif of Deadmau5 using his cat as a guitar, for being one of the few nice people on FunnyJunk.

well if thats the way you feel darling, thats fine though i will honestly say those are the honest answers to those question. though i do request if you have read anything of particular importance said by someone else to me that you keep it confidential i keep my profile open to anyone who wishs to come talk to me and i would like to keep it that way.

That's fine.
All I know about you is what you've stated, aside from what I've learned from simply looking at your profile.

You're extremely mysterious, I've got to hand you that.
Also, in the short time you've been here, you've managed to make 4+ times the amount of comments I've made in the 7+ years of being on FunnyJunk.

I find it interesting how you basically learn about random users on FunnyJunk, and they're completely willing to hold a conversation with someone that tends to stay anonymous.

Anyways, it was decent talking with you.

alright then darling, should you decide you want to talk you can always drop a comment on my profile or send me a pm, i hope you have a good day

Will do.
You too.

Give me three valid reasons why FJ Points matter to you.
They must differ.
They must be valid reasons.

Then I will consider it.

1. They are used in the FJ items RPG. I need them to help the community with a scroll. (Legit. No BS)
2. I was recently scammed of 13,000 FJ points, of which only 17 were returned.
3. I honestly can't think of another.
4. Im greedy. And greed is one of the 7 deadly sins. So to conclude, I don't deserve them.
Thanks for you're time.

Is that all they are used for?
Just a FJ RPG game?

Like nothing else? Ever?

Yep, nothing else.
Ever.

Remind me tomorrow and I'll have the decision by then.

Thanks for at least considering it!

No problem. Just don't forget; Only because I will totally forget.

That would be awesome. Thanks!

Anything you're looking for in particular?

Anything you think would be the most useful?

This could get quite a bit of use.

As could it's opposite

I'm just going to dump a few and let you decide.

Thanks mate!
I return the favor with a .gif I created. (Well, I turned it into a .gif and added in the text..)

DAMNIT STEAM

When prompted to add your age (you have to be 18+) I chose that my birth year was "1901" or something of the like.