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#135421 - You have everything to live for. Everything. …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#135428 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
All my "friends" were anti social twats who cant be bothered to do anything or talk to me, so for the past 2 years i've had no one to talk to. I've never had a girl friend and rarely even found myself in the opportunity to even meet any. And now im in a fucking hateful job with long hours, i feel as if im spending every waking second there and i havent been able to find anything else. All i do is work and breifly go home.
I wish i could get a dog but i cant where i live. I wanted to do volunteer work at animal charities but none or local...

And its been like this for over 2 years of desperately trying to get out of it.
#135473 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
A least you have a job, your own home, and don't need to rely on others for survival. Shut the fuck up. From the information given, you don't have a single good reason for wanting to kill yourself.
User avatar #135432 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
It sounds like you need a change.

Move.
Fuck everything and just move somewhere else.

If you don't have the money, then work your ass off with the end goal of being able to move from that place and find a new place to call home.
Do what makes you happy. If working the same boring job isn't good enough, then save up money and quit.

I guarantee you, moving to a new area with different job opportunities and new people will make everything much better. Even if you have to get a restaurant job; You could probably pick up 3 part time jobs to replace the single job you have now.
#135417 - Definitely. Just note that the Monthly packages include a …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #135420 - harbingerwolf (05/26/2014) [-]
Ahhh, yeah i guess thats why those in store packages cost hundreds, i assumed it was for one program in my noobishness
And that shouldnt be a problem if i do decide to subscribe fortunate (the only benefit of the job im in at the mo -_-).
Any tips for my actual idea?
#135430 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
Sorry for not giving many tips on Animating.
It's all dead simple.

Start with character in position A, slowly move specified parts until character is in position B, etc.

Gif related, it's one of my 'best' pivot animations.

Just try to work on smoothing. That's the only real thing you'll have trouble with.
It will take tens of frames to make something decent. You'll get better with time.
And Lip-Syncing animations is pretty tough; People normally create templates of character mouths in certain positions sounding out different vowels/ consonants and different combinations and just apply the templates to different frames.

If anything, you could try using Pivot for a while and see what you can make.
Pivot is easy since each item in it is an entity, and instead of re-drawing everything each frame, you move the entities around.
User avatar #135427 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
Heh, the in-store packages have the combined cost of the monthly payments.

Not sure what you mean in "if you do decide to subscribe fortunate."

As far as tips go:

Quality over Quantity -- Even if it means pouring 2+ weeks of time into a video. Don't release the video if it isn't 100% perfect.

Do something Different -- If people wanted to watch something like what Markiplier does or something that PewDiePie does, they'd go and watch Markiplied/ PewDiePie.

Short and Sweet and to the point -- No intro longer than 3 seconds; No build up longer than 40 seconds to get to the main content. IE, if you're trying to show a glitch in a video game, just show the few seconds before the glitch and during the glitch. No one will wait 40 seconds for a 2 second glitch.

Quick. Everything in the video Must be Quick -- Same as the one above, but more direct. Example: www.youtube.com/user/CGPGrey

Aaand animating:
Don't be afraid to backtrack and re-work previous frames
Always remember that there will be multiple things going on in any given scene, try not to focus too hard on animating one thing when there's other things to animate in the scene. Hence the "Don't be afraid to backtrack and re-work previous frames" -- Even if you forget to animate a character, you can ALWAYS go back and animate him.
Something must always be moving; Capturing the attention of YouTube is like capturing the attention of a child. Something is always moving on kid's TV shows. Never is the scene still. Even TV shows like Archer do this, although they shift camera angles to compensate for the lack of character animations on the bodies.

When I think of more, I'll post them here
User avatar #135431 - harbingerwolf (05/26/2014) [-]
Those are some brilliant helpful tips thanks
And yeah im hoping it will be something different, and im doing it for fun so im not too fussed about beating other Lets Players.
#135413 - Here's a list of all of the Adobe packages: …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #135415 - harbingerwolf (05/26/2014) [-]
Holy crap thats a lot better than i thought. I dont think i've ever needed to buy a program before but i noticed software in stores which were hundreds of pounds for a program which turned me off.
Could do with photoshop aswell.
I'll give the free trial ago.
User avatar #135417 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
Definitely.
Just note that the Monthly packages include a 1 year commitment, and canceling out means you pay 50% of the remaining payments. (After the first month, that is.)

Personally, I would totally own the $49.99/ month package, but I'm too uncertain about my financial future to go through with such payments.
User avatar #135420 - harbingerwolf (05/26/2014) [-]
Ahhh, yeah i guess thats why those in store packages cost hundreds, i assumed it was for one program in my noobishness
And that shouldnt be a problem if i do decide to subscribe fortunate (the only benefit of the job im in at the mo -_-).
Any tips for my actual idea?
#135430 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
Sorry for not giving many tips on Animating.
It's all dead simple.

Start with character in position A, slowly move specified parts until character is in position B, etc.

Gif related, it's one of my 'best' pivot animations.

Just try to work on smoothing. That's the only real thing you'll have trouble with.
It will take tens of frames to make something decent. You'll get better with time.
And Lip-Syncing animations is pretty tough; People normally create templates of character mouths in certain positions sounding out different vowels/ consonants and different combinations and just apply the templates to different frames.

If anything, you could try using Pivot for a while and see what you can make.
Pivot is easy since each item in it is an entity, and instead of re-drawing everything each frame, you move the entities around.
User avatar #135427 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
Heh, the in-store packages have the combined cost of the monthly payments.

Not sure what you mean in "if you do decide to subscribe fortunate."

As far as tips go:

Quality over Quantity -- Even if it means pouring 2+ weeks of time into a video. Don't release the video if it isn't 100% perfect.

Do something Different -- If people wanted to watch something like what Markiplier does or something that PewDiePie does, they'd go and watch Markiplied/ PewDiePie.

Short and Sweet and to the point -- No intro longer than 3 seconds; No build up longer than 40 seconds to get to the main content. IE, if you're trying to show a glitch in a video game, just show the few seconds before the glitch and during the glitch. No one will wait 40 seconds for a 2 second glitch.

Quick. Everything in the video Must be Quick -- Same as the one above, but more direct. Example: www.youtube.com/user/CGPGrey

Aaand animating:
Don't be afraid to backtrack and re-work previous frames
Always remember that there will be multiple things going on in any given scene, try not to focus too hard on animating one thing when there's other things to animate in the scene. Hence the "Don't be afraid to backtrack and re-work previous frames" -- Even if you forget to animate a character, you can ALWAYS go back and animate him.
Something must always be moving; Capturing the attention of YouTube is like capturing the attention of a child. Something is always moving on kid's TV shows. Never is the scene still. Even TV shows like Archer do this, although they shift camera angles to compensate for the lack of character animations on the bodies.

When I think of more, I'll post them here
User avatar #135431 - harbingerwolf (05/26/2014) [-]
Those are some brilliant helpful tips thanks
And yeah im hoping it will be something different, and im doing it for fun so im not too fussed about beating other Lets Players.
#135406 - You could if you don't have a program such as Avast monitoring… 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#135405 - Animating is tedious fun. The goal is something great to a…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #135412 - harbingerwolf (05/26/2014) [-]
BTW, that adobe proffessional CC, what is it? A singular program or all of them?
Getting mixed answers on google.
User avatar #135413 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
Here's a list of all of the Adobe packages:

www.adobe.com/products/creativecloud/buying-guide.html

The first one, for $49 a month, includes all Adobe programs.
Alternatively there's the $19.99 a month, that allows use for a single program of your choosing. Which can be Flash.

Just note that Adobe's support is piss poor.
I once spent 19+ hours in support for something a YouTube comment helped me remedy.
User avatar #135415 - harbingerwolf (05/26/2014) [-]
Holy crap thats a lot better than i thought. I dont think i've ever needed to buy a program before but i noticed software in stores which were hundreds of pounds for a program which turned me off.
Could do with photoshop aswell.
I'll give the free trial ago.
User avatar #135417 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
Definitely.
Just note that the Monthly packages include a 1 year commitment, and canceling out means you pay 50% of the remaining payments. (After the first month, that is.)

Personally, I would totally own the $49.99/ month package, but I'm too uncertain about my financial future to go through with such payments.
User avatar #135420 - harbingerwolf (05/26/2014) [-]
Ahhh, yeah i guess thats why those in store packages cost hundreds, i assumed it was for one program in my noobishness
And that shouldnt be a problem if i do decide to subscribe fortunate (the only benefit of the job im in at the mo -_-).
Any tips for my actual idea?
#135430 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
Sorry for not giving many tips on Animating.
It's all dead simple.

Start with character in position A, slowly move specified parts until character is in position B, etc.

Gif related, it's one of my 'best' pivot animations.

Just try to work on smoothing. That's the only real thing you'll have trouble with.
It will take tens of frames to make something decent. You'll get better with time.
And Lip-Syncing animations is pretty tough; People normally create templates of character mouths in certain positions sounding out different vowels/ consonants and different combinations and just apply the templates to different frames.

If anything, you could try using Pivot for a while and see what you can make.
Pivot is easy since each item in it is an entity, and instead of re-drawing everything each frame, you move the entities around.
User avatar #135427 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
Heh, the in-store packages have the combined cost of the monthly payments.

Not sure what you mean in "if you do decide to subscribe fortunate."

As far as tips go:

Quality over Quantity -- Even if it means pouring 2+ weeks of time into a video. Don't release the video if it isn't 100% perfect.

Do something Different -- If people wanted to watch something like what Markiplier does or something that PewDiePie does, they'd go and watch Markiplied/ PewDiePie.

Short and Sweet and to the point -- No intro longer than 3 seconds; No build up longer than 40 seconds to get to the main content. IE, if you're trying to show a glitch in a video game, just show the few seconds before the glitch and during the glitch. No one will wait 40 seconds for a 2 second glitch.

Quick. Everything in the video Must be Quick -- Same as the one above, but more direct. Example: www.youtube.com/user/CGPGrey

Aaand animating:
Don't be afraid to backtrack and re-work previous frames
Always remember that there will be multiple things going on in any given scene, try not to focus too hard on animating one thing when there's other things to animate in the scene. Hence the "Don't be afraid to backtrack and re-work previous frames" -- Even if you forget to animate a character, you can ALWAYS go back and animate him.
Something must always be moving; Capturing the attention of YouTube is like capturing the attention of a child. Something is always moving on kid's TV shows. Never is the scene still. Even TV shows like Archer do this, although they shift camera angles to compensate for the lack of character animations on the bodies.

When I think of more, I'll post them here
User avatar #135431 - harbingerwolf (05/26/2014) [-]
Those are some brilliant helpful tips thanks
And yeah im hoping it will be something different, and im doing it for fun so im not too fussed about beating other Lets Players.
User avatar #135407 - harbingerwolf (05/26/2014) [-]
Thanks a lot for the advice, nice animation btw
Yeah i expected it to be hard work, i just hope i have what it takes to stick throught it because i love it so much and i really need it for this project of mine.
Thanks for the help again.
#135404 - Pretty much this: 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#135403 - Any tips for prank phone calling someone? Aside from …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #135555 - ImsoObvious (05/27/2014) [-]
prankowl.com has good automated phone call pranks
#135402 - Pretending they are a friend will make things easier and more …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #135622 - savmg (05/27/2014) [-]
Yeah but that's perfect friend zone example. The longer you wait the harder it gets to make a move. Life is strange...
#135348 - >Download FireFox >Chrome failed to open I.… 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#135347 - For fuck sake, do not play a video game everyone else will b… 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#135345 - It's not a virus unless you download it. Simple re-di…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#135350 - thenewneone (05/26/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#135344 - Try to pretend as if they're male friend when you're near them…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #135426 - awesomerninjathing (05/26/2014) [-]
MA NIGGA CHECK OUT THE ASS ON THAT BITCH FUUUUCK LMAO
#135433 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
#1 way to get girls, right there.
User avatar #135435 - awesomerninjathing (05/26/2014) [-]
yeah but that's the thing
pretend she's a male friend, sure, but she's not a male friend, so don't talk about the same shit you'd say to your male friends
User avatar #135436 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah but the concept is there just to make things simple enough to be yourself around them.

Especially since he's making himself nervous and ends up going all douchey.
User avatar #135359 - savmg (05/26/2014) [-]
What about falling in the fucking friend zone? It's not just for people in fedoras
User avatar #135402 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
Pretending they are a friend will make things easier and more comfortable when CookieKing makes the move.

It won't make him become an asshole, it'll allow him to become who he is infront of her; And from there, he makes ze move.
User avatar #135622 - savmg (05/27/2014) [-]
Yeah but that's perfect friend zone example. The longer you wait the harder it gets to make a move. Life is strange...
#135360 - CookieKing (05/26/2014) [-]
Is it weird that i felt happy someone thought i wasn't a fedora wearing faggot?
User avatar #135623 - savmg (05/27/2014) [-]
Lol you don't sound like one is all. There's a diffrence to wingeing about the friend zone and talking about it. You didn't winge
#135635 - CookieKing (05/27/2014) [-]
Haha yeah. Actually i'm starting to think that's part of the problem. I'm so comfortable just being a friend, any signs of a relationship scares me and being an asshole is how i cope with it. Of course being an asshole i don't even get to stay in the friendzone.

I'm just ranting now.
User avatar #135650 - savmg (05/28/2014) [-]
All good we all need a rant at times.
#135418 - youregaylol (05/26/2014) [-]
Does that mean people think you're a fedora wearing faggot all the time?
#935029 - That's retarded. When I first played Minecraft, I set… 05/26/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#935023 - I'm stuck. I really want Banished. But Transistor loo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #935027 - herecomesjohnny (05/26/2014) [-]
banished is bland and doesn't have much going for itself

transistor is indie goty
#935021 - Pretty much. Although at least the game is in…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #935026 - voltkills (05/26/2014) [-]
if by creativity you mean boxes with a single torch.. i guess, on every server i go on the people who build half decent things are the 10% of older players.
you know serhiy told me he was on a server where some kids mother was on the server with him helping him with the commands and stuff, like wow, and not just sitting by his PC, she had an account and everything.
#935029 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
That's retarded.

When I first played Minecraft, I set out to build anything I wanted in Classic.
I got Moderator/ Admin status on multiple build servers.
I actually did something... Other than nothing...
#10 - I'll be honest, technically I get more religious posts on my f… 05/25/2014 on M'lady 0
#9 - Yeah, again, that's the joke. Stereotypical rel… 05/25/2014 on M'lady 0
#7 - That's the joke.jpg At first you would think he…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2014 on M'lady 0
#8 - adamks (05/25/2014) [-]
But he said he defriended all the radically religious people, and then he said they were all atheists.
#9 - Nameloc (05/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, again, that's the joke.

Stereotypical religious person, at least what is portrayed by most, typically goes around flaunting their beliefs. In this case, it was Atheists flaunting their beliefs more-so than actual religious people.

It starts off saying he defriends all of the religious people because they keep flaunting their beliefs and shoving in other people's faces -- But wait -- Those weren't religious people he was defriending after all, they were Atheists.

It's turning the tables on a stereotype. There's really no other way I can explain it.
#227 - Barely making it is considered having a profession and making …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Gods Be Damned 0
User avatar #266 - jsrf (05/25/2014) [-]
would you minde informing me about there citizenship laws they have their, i might possible be anticipating on moving there
User avatar #231 - revengeforfreeze (05/25/2014) [-]
speak of the devil, received them when I talked about it
User avatar #230 - revengeforfreeze (05/25/2014) [-]
hm
the red thumbs are dwindling

sadly. yeah, I actually am trolling.
not even trolling really, I just copypasted all this from the last time this girl was posted, where i didn't even post it. people have been relatively good sports about it, sadly, this was no fun. g'day m8.
User avatar #241 - realvegzillar (05/25/2014) [-]
Please watch this and think about what you've done:
Stephen Fry on Everything: Full video!
#243 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
i'm gonna guess he's gonna shame me for something
what's the gist of what he's trying to say?
I like fry, but I don't feel like spending 30 minutes on that right now
User avatar #246 - realvegzillar (05/25/2014) [-]
If you don't feel like watching it now, then wait? It's best to hear it said.
#263 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
idk man, not sure if I can ever summon the gung ho, can't you just tell me what it was about
#131 - Why care about then when Asians can actually read minds ? 05/25/2014 on /b/ on 9/11 +3
#933843 - >implying anyone tells anything more to someone starting ou…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #933856 - adunsaveme (05/25/2014) [-]
>implying having 6+ friends tell you that means everyone tells new players that
#933838 - >pic random champion >google champion >go wit…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #933842 - adunsaveme (05/25/2014) [-]
>implying last hitting is the only thing you need to know
User avatar #933843 - Nameloc (05/25/2014) [-]
>implying anyone tells anything more to someone starting out
>implying he's not going to go against bots

Sauce:
I've had 6+ friends go over with me on how to play League.
All because before we played, they saw I was level 3 and took the initiative.
User avatar #933856 - adunsaveme (05/25/2014) [-]
>implying having 6+ friends tell you that means everyone tells new players that
#933806 - I am good. Just unlucky. The time without any keys, w… 05/25/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#933779 - Gmod, most assuredly will. 05/25/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#933778 - Nope, sorry, that's when they'll become tradable. Dro…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #934097 - themarineelite (05/25/2014) [-]
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#43 - commission (12/29/2013) [-]
**commission rolled user clappedcrack **
User avatar #44 to #43 - clappedcrack (12/30/2013) [-]
about tree fiddy
#40 - explodingmongoose (07/12/2013) [-]
Hello, Its been a long time, but remember when we used to play on the funny junk survival server a year or two ago? my name was Neon_Huanter. anyways, I was wondering if you play tf2, because i am trying to assemble a team to go into competitive.
#41 to #40 - Nameloc (07/12/2013) [-]
That was quite a long time ago.
Yes, I play Team Fortress 2.

Although back then, I believe you were namely playing with CrankyKong/ OracleofKongs.
(He used my account to play Minecraft before he could get his own account.)

He, as well, plays TF2.
You can add us on Steam, if you haven't.

My steam name: Nameloc
His steam name: CrankyKong
#42 to #41 - explodingmongoose (07/12/2013) [-]
Ok, will do. Have a fine day/night/stuff/things.
#7 - aerosol (01/15/2013) [-]
I heard that you have a small reaction folder. Need any help expanding it?
User avatar #8 to #7 - Nameloc (01/15/2013) [-]
That would be awesome. Thanks!
User avatar #9 to #8 - aerosol (01/16/2013) [-]
Anything you're looking for in particular?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Nameloc (01/17/2013) [-]
Anything you think would be the most useful?
#11 to #10 - aerosol (01/17/2013) [-]
This could get quite a bit of use.
#12 to #11 - aerosol (01/17/2013) [-]
As could it's opposite
#13 to #12 - aerosol (01/17/2013) [-]
I'm just going to dump a few and let you decide.
#17 to #16 - Nameloc (01/17/2013) [-]
Thanks mate!   
I return the favor with a .gif I created. (Well, I turned it into a .gif and added in the text..)
Thanks mate!
I return the favor with a .gif I created. (Well, I turned it into a .gif and added in the text..)
#5 - CrankyKong (12/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #6 to #5 - Nameloc (12/07/2012) [-]
DAMNIT STEAM
#4 - anonymous (12/04/2012) [-]
fuck you
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