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#94 - I feel he shoulda said "I'll have a big mac … 07/23/2012 on Ryan Stiles +20
#108 - Is it just me or does the blue text look 3-D 07/14/2012 on Sexually Oblivious 0
#137 - Why didn't you hide in the fridge?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2012 on Long read but worth it +1
User avatar #145 - tables (07/13/2012) [-]
that's playing the game like a pussy
#75 - Actually ,there still in Cyprus kinda . And they have mili… 07/13/2012 on GREAT Britain & Great Britain +1
#32 - 3DS PACKAGE BUT NO 3DS WHERE IS THE 3DS?!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2012 on Exited son opening his 3DS -2
User avatar #41 - heartlessrobot (07/12/2012) [-]
Inside of your vagina.
#8 - Please go on and tell me about how your generation didn't do t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2012 on What happened? +2
User avatar #11 - blackrunner (07/12/2012) [-]
I'll have to agree with this dude (even though it will land me a shitload of red thumbs). I'm sure every recent generation "devoloped" new values which troubled the previous generation. A couple of decades ago it was conscidered sluttish to war a skirt which showed the kneecaps.
User avatar #13 - blackrunner (07/12/2012) [-]
#116 - Hey OP, where were you in this men pleasing lesson? 07/08/2012 on Man pleasing lessons. +9
#814 - But that's wrong, he moves at the speed of light, no instantly 07/07/2012 on Superman loses. 0
#803 - >It's not instant and how does that mean he is travelli…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2012 on Superman loses. 0
User avatar #806 - assravager (07/07/2012) [-]
Instant Transmission is the name of his technique used for long distance travel. I assigned a unit of time (millisecond) for the example. If he were to travel the same distance that Superman did in your example in one millisecond (the unit used to portray the thought of instantaneous) he would cover the distance traveled at a rate 240,000 times faster than superman.
User avatar #814 - Mynameismario (07/07/2012) [-]
But that's wrong, he moves at the speed of light, no instantly
#1 - Just be a American, you can't get worse 07/06/2012 on Goin' On a Trip +3
#776 - I swear Goku dies literally every single time a major villian …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Superman loses. 0
#801 - assravager (07/07/2012) [-]
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Goku's form of long distance travel is instantaneous. Let's assign a millisecond to the word instantaneous for the sake of this example. 4 minutes is 240 seconds which is 240,000 milliseconds. Meaning Goku travels at a speed 240,000 times faster than superman. If 10 hours would be 1.752 billion times the speed of light then 4 minutes is 262.8 billion times the speed of light. 262.8 billion times 240,000 is 63,072,000,000,000,000. 63.072 Quadrillion times the speed of light. And I end my turn by throwing down a facedown.
#803 - Mynameismario (07/07/2012) [-]
>It's not instant
and how does that mean he is travelling 240,000 times faster?
User avatar #806 - assravager (07/07/2012) [-]
Instant Transmission is the name of his technique used for long distance travel. I assigned a unit of time (millisecond) for the example. If he were to travel the same distance that Superman did in your example in one millisecond (the unit used to portray the thought of instantaneous) he would cover the distance traveled at a rate 240,000 times faster than superman.
User avatar #814 - Mynameismario (07/07/2012) [-]
But that's wrong, he moves at the speed of light, no instantly
#172 - >Trusts /b/ lol no, have a /co/ post  [+] (12 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Superman loses. +25
User avatar #402 - assravager (07/06/2012) [-]
Lets see Superman's speed match up to literal teleportation. Let's see Superman's heat vision stack up to a Kamehameha (note that when training for the cell games Gohan fired a very small ki blast that cooked an entire meal and nearly set goku's hair on fire). Let's see someone who struggled to hold back a falling plane stack up to someone who as in their child form in GT could with ease toss around Great Ape Baby Vegeta. If Superman was so invincible how did he die whilst fighting Apocalypse? Superman's durability doesn't seem very reliable against an attack that could vaporize a planet in one go and in a short amount of time, vaporize an entire solar system.
#776 - Mynameismario (07/06/2012) [-]
I swear Goku dies literally every single time a major villian comes about?

and on foot he can keep pace with the flash, running so fast he runs on water.


Also he can fly so fast, lets do some calculations :



In death of new gods #4 it took Superman less then 4 mins to reach metropolis from the vega system in space,which is 25.3 light years away.
if it had taken him 10 HOURS it would mean he was flying at 1.752 BILLION time the speed of LIGHT, meaning he travels even fast then that as it took him 4 minutes.




Your move.
#801 - assravager (07/07/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Goku's form of long distance travel is instantaneous. Let's assign a millisecond to the word instantaneous for the sake of this example. 4 minutes is 240 seconds which is 240,000 milliseconds. Meaning Goku travels at a speed 240,000 times faster than superman. If 10 hours would be 1.752 billion times the speed of light then 4 minutes is 262.8 billion times the speed of light. 262.8 billion times 240,000 is 63,072,000,000,000,000. 63.072 Quadrillion times the speed of light. And I end my turn by throwing down a facedown.
#803 - Mynameismario (07/07/2012) [-]
>It's not instant
and how does that mean he is travelling 240,000 times faster?
User avatar #806 - assravager (07/07/2012) [-]
Instant Transmission is the name of his technique used for long distance travel. I assigned a unit of time (millisecond) for the example. If he were to travel the same distance that Superman did in your example in one millisecond (the unit used to portray the thought of instantaneous) he would cover the distance traveled at a rate 240,000 times faster than superman.
User avatar #814 - Mynameismario (07/07/2012) [-]
But that's wrong, he moves at the speed of light, no instantly
#215 - afrosheep (07/06/2012) [-]
man thats fucking stupid how superman be that strong to retarded, because if he was that strong he would destroy the earth by merely walking on it. Also what could he be standing on that could support his weight? What ever it is then it must be made out of his unbreakable skeleton.
User avatar #223 - derkio (07/06/2012) [-]
He can control that power
#239 - afrosheep (07/06/2012) [-]
i guess that makes sense but i still can't take superman seriously as he seems to have a shit ton of abilities and also is capable of doing things that are unrealistically impossible. I am not saying however that goku isn't unrealistic but at least he had a humble beginning and also a practical explanation for his powers.
#205 - uncleforeskin (07/06/2012) [-]
This was actually in that thread, but OP decided to leave that out.
#190 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
The bad news is that he's dying, lol.
That's the funny thing about this comic.
User avatar #183 - graphically (07/06/2012) [-]
superman wins
#400 - I don't get why everyone is sad? The crab was a dick!…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Crabs Lost Love -4
#421 - benryx (07/06/2012) [-]
>opinion
>red thumbs

live and learn, mario
(for the record, I agree)
User avatar #409 - rdangerdash (07/06/2012) [-]
Shut the fuck up, John.
#44 - BUT WHAT IS THAT JEREMIAH VERSE  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2012 on Inspirational Break Up Lad. +80
User avatar #52 - NerdforChrist (07/03/2012) [-]
"For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.
User avatar #71 - ButtonFly (07/03/2012) [-]
Thank you, cause I had no idea what verse he was talking about.

I just noticed how oddly appropriate your name is.
User avatar #135 - NerdforChrist (07/14/2012) [-]
Yep, i try to live it as best i can. Have a good day.
User avatar #136 - ButtonFly (07/15/2012) [-]
You too.
#798 - They follow the Owl that is Drake's logo 06/28/2012 on The internet should be more... 0
#322 - By more British do you mean filled with foreigners that take o…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2012 on The internet should be more... +2
#393 - satyrn (06/28/2012) [-]
That take your jobs will receiving money? You seem to have hit a spot of bother with your grammar, dear chap.
User avatar #332 - sixfivefour (06/27/2012) [-]
YOLO? You Obviously Like Owls? What does that have to do with it?
User avatar #798 - Mynameismario (06/28/2012) [-]
They follow the Owl that is Drake's logo
#301 - >Implying she listens to rap so the metalfags can rage at h…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2012 on Wow. 0
#437 - anonymous (06/26/2012) [-]
nope she called the guitars/basses "string instruments" if she listened to classical music she would know how they are actually called
User avatar #341 - haydnbchete (06/26/2012) [-]
even if she listens to classical, Her ignorance levels are off the charts.
#2 - There are no units for measuring pain  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2012 on For the ladies 0
#3 - sumfunnysheet (06/25/2012) [-]
you sir, are 100% wrong
#4 - That's racist. Super racist. … 06/25/2012 on /b/ 0
#2 - Closed my eyes for a second and I could'a sworn it was Lil' Wa… 06/20/2012 on Music these days +2
#1 - By his dad 06/20/2012 on bad luck +2
#25 - He doesn't end up thinking he is a marshal at the end of Shut…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2012 on Bad Luck Leo +15
User avatar #54 - flawlessandeternal (06/20/2012) [-]
Close, but he actually said "is it better to live a monster or die a good man?" He wanted to die because he knew he killed his wife and didn't want to live with that knowledge. He wanted to die a good man because he felt he'd be turning himself in. That was my interpretation anyway :)
#10 - >Mfw I made this joke and it got thumbed down so badly i wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2012 on OC +9
#12 - goldenkilla (06/18/2012) [-]
funnyjunk
#44 - Bruce Wayne? Why him, he's no way a like him, you kno… 06/17/2012 on Amon's true identity +3
#90 - I'd actually want that person not to go to school, then watch … 06/16/2012 on RageJunk 0
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User avatar #9 - jingleforth ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Gimme dat username color
User avatar #8 - Fronk (05/30/2012) [-]
MAARRRIIOOOOOOOO!
User avatar #5 - AngelaRen (12/31/2010) [-]
You'll notice the person who posted
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1439712/Challenge+Requested/
isn't me.
User avatar #6 to #6 - Mynameismario (12/31/2010) [-]
And?
User avatar #7 to #7 - AngelaRen (12/31/2010) [-]
Jus' saying. The guy who posted that isn't me. He's just using my picture. =/
User avatar #4 - Fronk (07/12/2010) [-]
Do people pull this **** on you " Hey Mario! Where is Luigi!?, Lol derp herp!"
User avatar #3 - Fronk (07/09/2010) [-]
Mario's Unite!
User avatar #1 - andriod (06/26/2010) [-]
ur u hello?
User avatar #2 to #2 - Mynameismario (06/26/2010) [-]
Huh?
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