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Lets see Superman's speed match up to literal teleportation. Let's see Superman's heat vision stack up to a Kamehameha (note that when training for the cell games Gohan fired a very small ki blast that cooked an entire meal and nearly set goku's hair on fire). Let's see someone who struggled to hold back a falling plane stack up to someone who as in their child form in GT could with ease toss around Great Ape Baby Vegeta. If Superman was so invincible how did he die whilst fighting Apocalypse? Superman's durability doesn't seem very reliable against an attack that could vaporize a planet in one go and in a short amount of time, vaporize an entire solar system.
I swear Goku dies literally every single time a major villian comes about?
and on foot he can keep pace with the flash, running so fast he runs on water.
Also he can fly so fast, lets do some calculations :
In death of new gods #4 it took Superman less then 4 mins to reach metropolis from the vega system in space,which is 25.3 light years away.
if it had taken him 10 HOURS it would mean he was flying at 1.752 BILLION time the speed of LIGHT, meaning he travels even fast then that as it took him 4 minutes.
Goku's form of long distance travel is instantaneous. Let's assign a millisecond to the word instantaneous for the sake of this example. 4 minutes is 240 seconds which is 240,000 milliseconds. Meaning Goku travels at a speed 240,000 times faster than superman. If 10 hours would be 1.752 billion times the speed of light then 4 minutes is 262.8 billion times the speed of light. 262.8 billion times 240,000 is 63,072,000,000,000,000. 63.072 Quadrillion times the speed of light. And I end my turn by throwing down a facedown.
>It's not instant
and how does that mean he is travelling 240,000 times faster?
Instant Transmission is the name of his technique used for long distance travel. I assigned a unit of time (millisecond) for the example. If he were to travel the same distance that Superman did in your example in one millisecond (the unit used to portray the thought of instantaneous) he would cover the distance traveled at a rate 240,000 times faster than superman.
But that's wrong, he moves at the speed of light, no instantly
man thats fucking stupid how superman be that strong to retarded, because if he was that strong he would destroy the earth by merely walking on it. Also what could he be standing on that could support his weight? What ever it is then it must be made out of his unbreakable skeleton.
He can control that power
i guess that makes sense but i still can't take superman seriously as he seems to have a shit ton of abilities and also is capable of doing things that are unrealistically impossible. I am not saying however that goku isn't unrealistic but at least he had a humble beginning and also a practical explanation for his powers.
This was actually in that thread, but OP decided to leave that out.
The bad news is that he's dying, lol.
That's the funny thing about this comic.
- I don't get why everyone is sad? The crab was a dick!…
Crabs Lost Love
live and learn, mario
(for the record, I agree)
Shut the fuck up, John.
- BUT WHAT IS THAT JEREMIAH VERSE
Inspirational Break Up Lad.
"For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.
Thank you, cause I had no idea what verse he was talking about.
I just noticed how oddly appropriate your name is.
Yep, i try to live it as best i can. Have a good day.
- They follow the Owl that is Drake's logo
The internet should be more...
- By more British do you mean filled with foreigners that take o…
The internet should be more...
That take your jobs will receiving money? You seem to have hit a spot of bother with your grammar, dear chap.
wls? What does that have to do with it?
They follow the Owl that is Drake's logo
- >Implying she listens to rap so the metalfags can rage at h…
nope she called the guitars/basses "string instruments" if she listened to classical music she would know how they are actually called
even if she listens to classical, Her ignorance levels are off the charts.
- There are no units for measuring pain
For the ladies
you sir, are 100% wrong
- That's racist. Super racist. …
- Closed my eyes for a second and I could'a sworn it was Lil' Wa…
Music these days
- By his dad
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