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#33 - Wow, someone else actually has the name Mario. Sweet  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2013 on LOL +6
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#63 - mynameiskeanu (06/23/2013) [-]
and my name is keanu even more rare. ive only met 4 keanu's in my life
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#61 - KevinPutt (06/23/2013) [-]
Is your real name Mario?
#102 - Yes but think of the price.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2013 on best way to send mail -1
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#112 - tcreel (06/20/2013) [-]
no postage necessary if shipped in the united states
#258 - Implying 40+Million slavs didn't die because of WW2 05/28/2013 on Hitler is just a man +2
#267 - "Lil wayne is ****." "Lil wayne is retarded…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Young Money gets no love +18
#315 - anon (05/28/2013) [-]
Alot of niggas better move out Cause here I come with my click With the tools out All of a sudden all these cowards Startin to spook out It's warfare a buncha of niggas Bout to loose out It's time to load up them thangs Hit the spot run in his house And make 'em show up then thangs Take 'em in the room go in his pockets And then blow up his brain No matter the weather Rain, snow, sleet, or hail I'ma slang that metal
So tell 'em niggas in yo' hood To get it together Cause i'm the tolas mario And we down for whatever Nerver underestimate or you goin under Y'all keep on playin with Lil Wayne But that lil' boy trouble And plus this shorty be ?? wodie Be storin' bundles M start wildin and Hit the block and let his toys rumble And it go ratter tatter
It be ?? niggas scatter When the M-1 shatter And everybody on they block They get bout ten in they bladder

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#303 - holycrapimacupcake (05/27/2013) [-]
I just hate his music. I respect the man, not the music.
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#296 - HolyDiver (05/27/2013) [-]
Oh my fuck your name is bluer than the gooch of an avatar
#287 - zmbz has deleted their comment.
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#286 - dickticklerluv (05/27/2013) [-]
As a wise rapper once said

If you go platinum, its got nothing to do with luck it just means a million people are stupid as fuck
#368 - malikkillzit (05/28/2013) [-]
Immortal Technique FTW (Y) Can't believe people here actually justify Wayne's retarded bling bling music lol. Like anybody gives a shit about how much money he makes, he killed hip hop.
#276 - What if Microsoft are just lying, and on release day they go &… 05/27/2013 on long but worth the read -2
#50 - Smoking Kills 05/27/2013 on Now we wait . +49
#86 - Are you sure she didn't just forget her pound in her bra again  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Get all the fucking guns +7
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#99 - daftiduck (05/23/2013) [-]
This comment's going to lose effectiveness when those two posts get separated.
#61 - For a minute I thought this was an episode where everyone turned black 05/20/2013 on The Flash +14
#1904 - The black stealer 05/18/2013 on Mine is The Faceless... +7
#499 - Thank you, holy ****  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on Kitchen nightmares (Read... 0
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#505 - xbfmvxreaperx (05/17/2013) [-]
happy to help