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MyNameIsntCrookers

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:8/27/2010
Last Login:7/24/2016
Location:Southern Califamerica
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Subscribers:3
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Times Content Favorited:81 times
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I will be directing and writing commercials for taco bell.

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#308 - but i did win. i gained a frienemy. i got what i wanted. and y… 04/10/2016 on Admin sings "Under Da Sea" 0
#108 - o **** hey, haven't seen u since the lego convention. are you …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/10/2016 on Eh? 0
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#109 - andyslayer (04/10/2016) [-]
I had to throw mine out because doc said I might get space aids. Im lucky enough to have lowercase aids instead of what gay black men get AIDS. I didn't recognize you because your username is Mynameisntcrookers, that is confusing.
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#110 - MyNameIsntCrookers (04/10/2016) [-]
yes, it was merely a trick. in all seriousness though did you see BvS. Holy fuckin Marthas that movie was better the second time around
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#111 - andyslayer (04/10/2016) [-]
Yes, I didn't understand completely why acclaimed critics didn't like it. The only weird thing is that batman broke his one fucking rule like 50 times. It comes out of nowhere too. Like hes fighting people with his fists all normal like then all of a sudden turns on his minigun on his fucking batplane and kills like 30 dudes.
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#112 - MyNameIsntCrookers (04/10/2016) [-]
yeah, those guys were either super duper dead or have injuries in which death would be a better option, the way they wanted to explain it was even after about 2 decades of crime fighting in one city, superman's existence leveled another city in less than a day. I think the separation between humans and aliens made him realize even at his maximum potential he still isn't strong enough to stop a force like that, so he just goes hard on every criminal he sees. The animosity and brutality in batman though felt like a zack snyder element because it did feel a little too overdone especially with the car smashing,
#106 - lol same. but i got my AIDS from someone named Drew in minneso…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/10/2016 on Eh? 0
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#107 - andyslayer (04/10/2016) [-]
...Crookers? Is that you?
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#108 - MyNameIsntCrookers (04/10/2016) [-]
o shit hey, haven't seen u since the lego convention. are you still using your buttplugs? i am
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#109 - andyslayer (04/10/2016) [-]
I had to throw mine out because doc said I might get space aids. Im lucky enough to have lowercase aids instead of what gay black men get AIDS. I didn't recognize you because your username is Mynameisntcrookers, that is confusing.
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#110 - MyNameIsntCrookers (04/10/2016) [-]
yes, it was merely a trick. in all seriousness though did you see BvS. Holy fuckin Marthas that movie was better the second time around
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#111 - andyslayer (04/10/2016) [-]
Yes, I didn't understand completely why acclaimed critics didn't like it. The only weird thing is that batman broke his one fucking rule like 50 times. It comes out of nowhere too. Like hes fighting people with his fists all normal like then all of a sudden turns on his minigun on his fucking batplane and kills like 30 dudes.
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#112 - MyNameIsntCrookers (04/10/2016) [-]
yeah, those guys were either super duper dead or have injuries in which death would be a better option, the way they wanted to explain it was even after about 2 decades of crime fighting in one city, superman's existence leveled another city in less than a day. I think the separation between humans and aliens made him realize even at his maximum potential he still isn't strong enough to stop a force like that, so he just goes hard on every criminal he sees. The animosity and brutality in batman though felt like a zack snyder element because it did feel a little too overdone especially with the car smashing,
#104 - its almost time andy. its almost time  [+] (8 new replies) 04/10/2016 on Eh? 0
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#105 - andyslayer (04/10/2016) [-]
lel it is... HOW U KNOW MY NAME IS AANDY??? jk I have aids
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#106 - MyNameIsntCrookers (04/10/2016) [-]
lol same. but i got my AIDS from someone named Drew in minnesota about 3 years ago
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#107 - andyslayer (04/10/2016) [-]
...Crookers? Is that you?
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#108 - MyNameIsntCrookers (04/10/2016) [-]
o shit hey, haven't seen u since the lego convention. are you still using your buttplugs? i am
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#109 - andyslayer (04/10/2016) [-]
I had to throw mine out because doc said I might get space aids. Im lucky enough to have lowercase aids instead of what gay black men get AIDS. I didn't recognize you because your username is Mynameisntcrookers, that is confusing.
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#110 - MyNameIsntCrookers (04/10/2016) [-]
yes, it was merely a trick. in all seriousness though did you see BvS. Holy fuckin Marthas that movie was better the second time around
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#111 - andyslayer (04/10/2016) [-]
Yes, I didn't understand completely why acclaimed critics didn't like it. The only weird thing is that batman broke his one fucking rule like 50 times. It comes out of nowhere too. Like hes fighting people with his fists all normal like then all of a sudden turns on his minigun on his fucking batplane and kills like 30 dudes.
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#112 - MyNameIsntCrookers (04/10/2016) [-]
yeah, those guys were either super duper dead or have injuries in which death would be a better option, the way they wanted to explain it was even after about 2 decades of crime fighting in one city, superman's existence leveled another city in less than a day. I think the separation between humans and aliens made him realize even at his maximum potential he still isn't strong enough to stop a force like that, so he just goes hard on every criminal he sees. The animosity and brutality in batman though felt like a zack snyder element because it did feel a little too overdone especially with the car smashing,
#306 - i think we both won  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2016 on Admin sings "Under Da Sea" 0
#307 - dassasofunny (04/10/2016) [-]
Well I won't be the one keeping tabs on you, I just got someone to regularly look at my content. You did not win
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#308 - MyNameIsntCrookers (04/10/2016) [-]
but i did win. i gained a frienemy. i got what i wanted. and you are getting paid attention to. we win. together.
#305 - told u ily. forever and ever 04/10/2016 on Admin sings "Under Da Sea" 0
#303 - my voting rights have been absconded but i will return 04/10/2016 on Admin sings "Under Da Sea" 0
#302 - i'll bookmark this journey for another day. congratulations. y…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/10/2016 on Admin sings "Under Da Sea" 0
#304 - dassasofunny (04/10/2016) [-]
Guess I got a subscriber
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#306 - MyNameIsntCrookers (04/10/2016) [-]
i think we both won
#307 - dassasofunny (04/10/2016) [-]
Well I won't be the one keeping tabs on you, I just got someone to regularly look at my content. You did not win
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#308 - MyNameIsntCrookers (04/10/2016) [-]
but i did win. i gained a frienemy. i got what i wanted. and you are getting paid attention to. we win. together.
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#305 - MyNameIsntCrookers (04/10/2016) [-]
told u ily. forever and ever
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#303 - MyNameIsntCrookers (04/10/2016) [-]
my voting rights have been absconded but i will return
#48 - haven't even breathed a word of triggers or feminism. this is …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2016 on Dismemberment -1
#49 - dassasofunny (04/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, no triggers
#46 - we are on funnyjunk. everyone is a ladyboy here  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2016 on Dismemberment -1
#50 - anon (04/10/2016) [-]
So what movie is this from
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#47 - dassasofunny (04/10/2016) [-]
tumblr is that 'a way
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