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Mward

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:2/13/2009
Last Login:5/23/2015
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#6 - it looks like their neck, but on the back of it they have a lo…  [+] (15 new replies) 05/16/2015 on (untitled) +9
User avatar #57 - majomsyd (05/17/2015) [-]
Holy shit I never realized i could pinch my elbow and feel nothing
User avatar #7 - ilikethisusername (05/16/2015) [-]
oh. ok thanks
#8 - alfonshister (05/16/2015) [-]
when you pinch cats especially young ones in that area they stop moving, allowing the mother to transport them around more easily. However, they still breathe and are concious.

gif for educational purrpose
User avatar #9 - ilikethisusername (05/16/2015) [-]
that is pretty fucking amazing. i just tried it on my cat and she hissed at me
User avatar #10 - alfonshister (05/16/2015) [-]
mentioning your cat without a pic :/
Oh well, the older the cat the more difficult it is to find the right spot

you might need some more time and good protection. I expect some results
User avatar #11 - ilikethisusername (05/16/2015) [-]
she is about 10 months old now.
User avatar #12 - alfonshister (05/16/2015) [-]
More reasons to try! what can a 10 month year old furball possibly do?
User avatar #13 - ilikethisusername (05/16/2015) [-]
she just hisses, she doesn't even attack at all. i'll keep trying hoping i wont hurt her in anyway
#15 - alfonshister (05/16/2015) [-]
well?
User avatar #18 - ilikethisusername (05/17/2015) [-]
well...so far no progress.
#20 - fresighto (05/17/2015) [-]
.....continue.

FOR SCIENCE!
User avatar #21 - ilikethisusername (05/17/2015) [-]
will do.
User avatar #42 - Phantomgal (05/17/2015) [-]
Be careful, your not momma cat or a vet like in the gift, pinching to hard could hurt the cat so be careful when attempting this. A hiss is nothing to worry about but be you dont want to accidentally hurt your little purr purr
User avatar #72 - ilikethisusername (05/17/2015) [-]
i stopped trying.
#22 - fresighto (05/17/2015) [-]
Good. I'll see you soon.
#43 - Comment deleted 03/25/2015 on Drawing with FunnyJunk 0
#28015 - And I am really appreciating the feedback. 03/20/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#28014 - I can respect that, but I have to disagree. That issue was my …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #28020 - marinepenguin (03/20/2015) [-]
If you want a serious look into if you are disproportionat, we'd need more photos. Preferably back, legs, and front, with a couple different poses. The average selfie makes its hard.
User avatar #28017 - marinepenguin (03/20/2015) [-]
And I'm over 200 now with abs still, I forgot to mention that.
User avatar #28016 - marinepenguin (03/20/2015) [-]
It's hard to tell from those few photos, but everything seems fine.

If you aren't trying to gain a bunch of weight then fine, don't let me talk you into it. I'm just saying that a slow bulk while remaining lean is possible if that's what you are concerned with.
#28010 - That is actually how I feel about myself, my first year I was …  [+] (10 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#28012 - marinepenguin (03/20/2015) [-]
This was me in January of 2014, I was 170ish pounds at that pound after gaining 25 pounds.
User avatar #28072 - teoberry (03/21/2015) [-]
heheh i know this was sent to a lady
User avatar #28073 - marinepenguin (03/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, my girlfriend. I thought I was pretty big.
User avatar #28075 - teoberry (03/21/2015) [-]
all good dawg, we're all guilty of that
User avatar #28011 - marinepenguin (03/20/2015) [-]
You aren't afraid to put on weight, you're afraid to lose your abs. Cut that shit out. Abs are easy to get when you have a good amount of muscle mass. I was in a very similar condition about a year ago, and looked very similar actually.

If you don't eat to where you are constantly stuffing yourself, you won't gain too much fat. If you feel like you're gaining more fat then you'd like, add in some conditioning to burn more calories. I've done that for two years and I've gained 60 pounds while still holding onto a more lean figure.
User avatar #28015 - Mward (03/20/2015) [-]
And I am really appreciating the feedback.
User avatar #28014 - Mward (03/20/2015) [-]
I can respect that, but I have to disagree. That issue was my "First" Bulk. From last year to this year I put on 30 pounds and just got my abs back like... Two weeks ago after a 3 month cut xD I know what i'm doing now, i'm just more interested in what muscles I need to work more to "Even" out. Like if something is lacking.
User avatar #28020 - marinepenguin (03/20/2015) [-]
If you want a serious look into if you are disproportionat, we'd need more photos. Preferably back, legs, and front, with a couple different poses. The average selfie makes its hard.
User avatar #28017 - marinepenguin (03/20/2015) [-]
And I'm over 200 now with abs still, I forgot to mention that.
User avatar #28016 - marinepenguin (03/20/2015) [-]
It's hard to tell from those few photos, but everything seems fine.

If you aren't trying to gain a bunch of weight then fine, don't let me talk you into it. I'm just saying that a slow bulk while remaining lean is possible if that's what you are concerned with.
#28005 - I do, I hit my gym 3-4 times a week. And I love me some red meat. 03/20/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#28003 - Anything to help. 03/20/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#28002 - I would say to start out just do 1500 - 1600 calories per day.…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#28019 - carbohydrates (03/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #28021 - marinepenguin (03/20/2015) [-]
Delicious delicious bread
#28000 - If you just want to lose weight then it's really just a matter…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
User avatar #28001 - jackieboo (03/20/2015) [-]
thank you very much!~
i really appreciate it
User avatar #28003 - Mward (03/20/2015) [-]
Anything to help.
#27998 - I love my caffeine, so I mostly use Amino Energy. It's pretty … 03/20/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0

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User avatar #15 - chrisruler (03/05/2015) [-]
i see no one has commented on your profile for almost 2 years so I thought I would say hi

hi
#10 - anonymous (06/10/2013) [-]
i see no one has commented on your profile for over 2 years so I thought I would say hi

hi
User avatar #8 - Seikyuu (05/21/2011) [-]
Thanks for the add. You've been gone for a while haven't you?
User avatar #7 - jacksdiner (02/19/2011) [-]
My first though after seeing you're a male?

IT'S A TRAP!
User avatar #5 - Wernette (03/30/2010) [-]
I like your profile pic it puts me into a raping mood :3
User avatar #12 to #11 - Wernette (09/10/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #13 to #12 - theflamingfire (09/10/2014) [-]
took me four years to say that
User avatar #14 to #13 - Wernette (09/10/2014) [-]
congrats
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#1 - commando **User deleted account** (01/08/2010) [-]
i was going to mistake you for a girl man
User avatar #2 to #1 - Mward (01/10/2010) [-]
Now what did you learn? And what does that tell you about the internet? :3
User avatar #3 to #2 - Connorspace (01/14/2010) [-]
I learnt nothing.
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