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Muppetz

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/18/2010
Last Login:5/22/2015
Location:Kentucky
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2126
Comment Ranking:#2570
Highest Content Rank:#910
Highest Comment Rank:#377
Content Thumbs: 10226 total,  11403 ,  1177
Comment Thumbs: 28121 total,  32414 ,  4293
Content Level Progress: 47% (47/100)
Level 197 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 198 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 43.6% (436/1000)
Level 326 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:7
Content Views:290522
Times Content Favorited:725 times
Total Comments Made:3967
FJ Points:37842
Favorite Tags: facebook (2) | Guns (2) | here (2)

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#65 - BL is what got me into anime. **** was like heroin 03/07/2015 on 5 Anime you should probably... 0
#10 - they cant be the navy because those turtles arent constantly s…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on Revolution is coming.... 0
#25 - anonymous (03/05/2015) [-]
little know fact, crocodiles have dicks on their backs
#1269 - Picture 03/05/2015 on what does FJ look like? +1
#1268 - Picture 03/05/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#201 - I guess call like a scientist or something. I am defi… 03/05/2015 on Cat girl +2
#42 - Picture 03/03/2015 on Muppetz's profile 0
#19 - Picture 03/03/2015 on (untitled) +2
#2279 - 6'2'' 210 lbs USMC vet Firearms and Tactics Instru…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best... +2
User avatar #2286 - aurumia (03/03/2015) [-]
The few, the proud.
#56 - Especially the arc with the Romanian twins  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Generic anime rule: +18
#196 - anonymous (03/03/2015) [-]
for me, that was a turning point, haven't finsihed everything but after that arc it all seemed to go down hill in quality
#57 - bigbadplaid (03/03/2015) [-]
HA! You're creepy, I like this
#54 - and yet somehow it still managed to give a rock hard erection …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Generic anime rule: +47
User avatar #55 - bigbadplaid (03/03/2015) [-]
Even the arc with the Romanian twins?
#56 - Muppetz (03/03/2015) [-]
Especially the arc with the Romanian twins
#196 - anonymous (03/03/2015) [-]
for me, that was a turning point, haven't finsihed everything but after that arc it all seemed to go down hill in quality
#57 - bigbadplaid (03/03/2015) [-]
HA! You're creepy, I like this
#30 - Ruger  [+] (10 new replies) 03/03/2015 on What should i get 0
User avatar #31 - affix (04/23/2015) [-]
I want one, i'm jelly.
That MCI in the picture is also pretty lethal to your head.
User avatar #32 - Muppetz (04/23/2015) [-]
Good eyes. Damn
User avatar #33 - affix (04/23/2015) [-]
One of my buddies tried to tame that dragon, tried the test 3 times.
The last test he got was around %55, he did the fuck-it adjustment and never looked back.
How have you been?
User avatar #34 - Muppetz (04/23/2015) [-]
Shitty. Getting ready to hit 29 stumps.
Also I have to run a PFT in like two days.
Not ready for that run man. Fuck running.
User avatar #35 - affix (04/23/2015) [-]
My command knows we all say "fuck running" so we do mock pfts every 2 weeks in pft season right now.
We've been doing it for three months now, it helps my run time because i am sure as shit not running in my free time.

I hope you find fun in 29 stumps.
My mock pft scores last week were 20/100/26:16
How about you?
User avatar #36 - Muppetz (04/23/2015) [-]
my best times were in OCS
had a 20/100/21:10
nowadays im pushing 20/100/25:20
User avatar #37 - affix (04/23/2015) [-]
Damn boyo how was OCS?
Thats one part of the Marines i don't know anything about.
User avatar #38 - Muppetz (04/23/2015) [-]
Gay as balls.
I lost my seat so I never finished.
Enlisted instead.
Glorious Terminal LCpl Master race tho
User avatar #39 - affix (04/23/2015) [-]
Damn.

On another note Article II is a badass story and sometimes i re-read it all. I love what you do and you inspire me to write as well. Never stop blowing shit up in the name of our glorious Corps.
User avatar #40 - Muppetz (04/23/2015) [-]
Check Roger
#79 - they suck 03/02/2015 on Why did my stickies die 0
#18 - Nope It's bad. Got it. Adding it to the list of thing…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on save the internet 0
User avatar #19 - carefree (02/27/2015) [-]
The FCC is no better to be honest. It's still regulations.
When asked at a random survey at my school I sort of stared at them and said "how about we just not regulate the internet at all?"
It was a barrage of 'but you're a woman and you can't admit it without tits or gtfo' (I'm paraphrasing)
I told them I support freedom of speech above all else and they left
#16 - Can someone summarize net neutrality as if I were a 5 year old?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2015 on save the internet 0
User avatar #17 - carefree (02/27/2015) [-]
>2020
>Trolling is outlawed
>4chan/8chan are kill
>to use the internet you must use ID cards that has your name assigned to your IP
>no more anonymous web
>piracy is highly illegal
>knowing all this you sign on for the morning anyway
>you find Anita Sarkeesian's 15th episode of 'Women VS the no good, terrible, very bad white cis hetero male'
>you post a comment saying that she is wrong and why
>you get arrested on the charges of harassing someone online

any questions
#18 - Muppetz (02/27/2015) [-]
Nope
It's bad. Got it.
Adding it to the list of things to hate.
User avatar #19 - carefree (02/27/2015) [-]
The FCC is no better to be honest. It's still regulations.
When asked at a random survey at my school I sort of stared at them and said "how about we just not regulate the internet at all?"
It was a barrage of 'but you're a woman and you can't admit it without tits or gtfo' (I'm paraphrasing)
I told them I support freedom of speech above all else and they left
#12 - You stand there while your mom or dad handle the money then ha…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Girl scouts take no shit +114
#46 - anonymous (02/27/2015) [-]
If they truly wanted to learn how to business they would need to learn that nobody would buy low quality highly priced cookies by default. The only reason people actually buy the cookies is because clients feel happy by helping a cute lil girl.
User avatar #39 - ragingflamingos (02/27/2015) [-]
As a former girl scout this is 110% accurate. Sometimes the girls would not even physicaly be there for the selling. Parents would just go to work and take orders from their coworkers so that their kids could win the sales prizes.
#38 - anonymous (02/27/2015) [-]
^^^
#10 - Its the navy. No one is surprised.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2015 on lol bronies +74
#60 - thatdrummerguy (02/27/2015) [-]
shamelessly taken from SMLPOS
#26 - elliotjames (02/27/2015) [-]
terminal lance is the best
#47 - Picture 02/26/2015 on Mustard race +2
#19 - Picture 02/26/2015 on You're Not Alone +6
#112 - Yeah seems about right. 02/26/2015 on 6 months in the stupid... 0
#108 - I think that's a straw man fallacy.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2015 on 6 months in the stupid... 0
User avatar #110 - undeadmaus (02/26/2015) [-]
It is, what can I say I'm no native speaker but I've heard of the red herring being used like this as well.

Regardless of which term is the right one, one side is fighting a ghost.
User avatar #112 - Muppetz (02/26/2015) [-]
Yeah seems about right.
#106 - A literary device used to mislead readers through the use of f…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2015 on 6 months in the stupid... 0
User avatar #107 - undeadmaus (02/26/2015) [-]
Not in the literary sense, but in the sense that they are battling a problem they fabricated themselves to divert attention from the matter.
Gamergate accused gaming journalists of not being ethical, they claimed gamers are all misogynistic rapists or whatever. One side is lying, guess which one.
User avatar #108 - Muppetz (02/26/2015) [-]
I think that's a straw man fallacy.
User avatar #110 - undeadmaus (02/26/2015) [-]
It is, what can I say I'm no native speaker but I've heard of the red herring being used like this as well.

Regardless of which term is the right one, one side is fighting a ghost.
User avatar #112 - Muppetz (02/26/2015) [-]
Yeah seems about right.
#102 - I don't even remember which side of this retarded pissing cont…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/26/2015 on 6 months in the stupid... +2
#113 - SilentStranger (02/26/2015) [-]
Neither, just grab a handful and enjoy the show
User avatar #103 - undeadmaus (02/26/2015) [-]
The one that isn't chasing a red herring.
User avatar #106 - Muppetz (02/26/2015) [-]
A literary device used to mislead readers through the use of false clues or dead end foreshadowing?
User avatar #107 - undeadmaus (02/26/2015) [-]
Not in the literary sense, but in the sense that they are battling a problem they fabricated themselves to divert attention from the matter.
Gamergate accused gaming journalists of not being ethical, they claimed gamers are all misogynistic rapists or whatever. One side is lying, guess which one.
User avatar #108 - Muppetz (02/26/2015) [-]
I think that's a straw man fallacy.
User avatar #110 - undeadmaus (02/26/2015) [-]
It is, what can I say I'm no native speaker but I've heard of the red herring being used like this as well.

Regardless of which term is the right one, one side is fighting a ghost.
User avatar #112 - Muppetz (02/26/2015) [-]
Yeah seems about right.
#7 - ***** this comment is from like 5 years ago tf you expe… 02/25/2015 on MLP Sleep Deprivation. 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Air Force None -27
User avatar #91 - minecraftoutrage (02/24/2015) [-]
It's funny I know exactly where that photo was taken
#35 - rustyspunktube (02/24/2015) [-]
#73 - toncheky (02/24/2015) [-]
say what
User avatar #67 - thepizzadevourer (02/24/2015) [-]
"Air Force
It's kinda like the military
and kinda like kindergarten"

I treat these things like an eye exam
#80 - Zyklone (02/24/2015) [-]
Cool. Thanks for that.
#12 - I havent played pokemon since before the Gameboy Color came ou…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/22/2015 on rivalry +12
User avatar #24 - wizardbaker (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh, and it seems like the shark pokemon isn't aggressively biting him, judging by the little blush marks it has, I'm assuming those are just love bites, like how a cat likes to bite, but not with the intention to cause harm.
User avatar #23 - wizardbaker (02/22/2015) [-]
I think he's happy just because he thinks the pokemon is cool. He is just a kid, after all, and he's probably too enamored with the cool shark pokemon to care that it's biting him.

However, that Gardevoir is clearly thirsty for dick and he's not ready for that.
User avatar #50 - angelious (02/22/2015) [-]
>>#12, >>#23, he is a boy. he is playing with his pet.

also, the two pokemon here (big blue whale and leaf waifu) are competing for the trainers affection. thats why they are angry when he spends time with the other kid.



when you were a boy did you really care if you got hurt a bit when playing around??

User avatar #83 - whitenerdy (02/22/2015) [-]
dude





it's a fucking shark man
User avatar #84 - angelious (02/22/2015) [-]
how the fuck should i know. sharks arent that shade of blue brah.



THEY AINT THAT SHADE OF BLUE.


THEY AINT THAT ROUND NEITHER
User avatar #85 - whitenerdy (02/22/2015) [-]
dude


take a look at that snout set of sharp teeth


not here
User avatar #87 - angelious (02/22/2015) [-]
whose to say pokeyman whales dont have teeth dude?
User avatar #88 - whitenerdy (02/22/2015) [-]
Who's to say its even real bro

Descartes bro
User avatar #89 - angelious (02/22/2015) [-]
bro


thats deep bro



like


real deep-
User avatar #94 - whitenerdy (02/22/2015) [-]
sea depth bro
#41 - Enternal (02/22/2015) [-]
idk why but when I read thirsty for dick I just kinda lost it
Have a thumb
User avatar #14 - aproudpatriot (02/22/2015) [-]
Masochist?

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#42 - Muppetz ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #25 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride Your avatar reminds me of this song.
#22 - Muppetz ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
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