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Muppetz

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/18/2010
Last Login:4/19/2015
Location:Kentucky
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2358
Comment Ranking:#2700
Highest Content Rank:#910
Highest Comment Rank:#377
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Content Level Progress: 47% (47/100)
Level 197 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 198 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 30.5% (305/1000)
Level 326 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:7
Content Views:290329
Times Content Favorited:725 times
Total Comments Made:3925
FJ Points:37711
Favorite Tags: facebook (2) | Guns (2) | here (2)

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#625 - 8 years?! wtf contract did your ass sign?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Who are you and why do you... +2
#630 - nevergetsdubs (01/28/2015) [-]
US Navy Mechanic Submariner....
i'm 2 years in, still haven't finished training, about to pick up E-5 in 3 months. I'm gonna have 2 goddamn ribbons, my pistol quals, and the red/yellow service ribbon.
User avatar #637 - Muppetz (01/28/2015) [-]
Your recruiter fucked you, dog.
User avatar #670 - nevergetsdubs (01/28/2015) [-]
nah, i wanted that specific contract because of the ridiculous advancement.
I already bought my E-5 symbol patches and put half my uniforms in the cleaners
the only thing i didnt realize is how long the contract it would be for
but i thought about the money and said fuck it, i'll sign that shit
#617 - 23 USMC vet Tactics and Firearms Instructor and I sel…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Who are you and why do you... +24
#1103 - strooz (01/29/2015) [-]
Shit man you're living the life. I ship for Ft. Benning's basic and AIT on the 9th of next month for the Army. I wanna develop and research firearms someday, and retire and own a gunstore.
User avatar #889 - neokun (01/28/2015) [-]
The only people I have ever saw sporting your beard are marines.
User avatar #888 - EdwardNigma (01/28/2015) [-]
Did you actually lose an eye or is that just to complete the "Guy that sells guns for a living" look?
User avatar #916 - Muppetz (01/28/2015) [-]
My eye is going to be fine. I got attacked by a dog and its claw gouged me in they and it got infected and I have to put drops in it and wear this for like two weeks.
User avatar #917 - EdwardNigma (01/28/2015) [-]
Ah.
It does complete the "I sell guns" look though, keep wearing it.
#675 - cherryberrybunny (01/28/2015) [-]
Has anyone ever told you that you are quite attractive?
#919 - Muppetz (01/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #622 - nevergetsdubs (01/28/2015) [-]
the EAS glorybeard....
i want mine so bad.....
8 years left....
User avatar #625 - Muppetz (01/28/2015) [-]
8 years?!
wtf contract did your ass sign?
#630 - nevergetsdubs (01/28/2015) [-]
US Navy Mechanic Submariner....
i'm 2 years in, still haven't finished training, about to pick up E-5 in 3 months. I'm gonna have 2 goddamn ribbons, my pistol quals, and the red/yellow service ribbon.
User avatar #637 - Muppetz (01/28/2015) [-]
Your recruiter fucked you, dog.
User avatar #670 - nevergetsdubs (01/28/2015) [-]
nah, i wanted that specific contract because of the ridiculous advancement.
I already bought my E-5 symbol patches and put half my uniforms in the cleaners
the only thing i didnt realize is how long the contract it would be for
but i thought about the money and said fuck it, i'll sign that shit
User avatar #618 - xxkosukexx (01/28/2015) [-]
I want to become a Marine but how dangerous is it exactly?
#5468 - Picture 01/28/2015 on what does FJ look like? +1
#12 - Picture 01/27/2015 on Dark tower character alignment +1
#5285 - well **** you too  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#5286 - dashgamer (01/27/2015) [-]
Fuck all y'all.
#3701 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? +4
User avatar #4327 - affix (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh beer. You understand me.
#2 - Every time I see this my first thought is Commander Shepard …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on rude duck +1
#5 - paintt (01/23/2015) [-]
#40 - PART OF THE SHIP  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on Almost one with the FJ 0
#44 - Mr Ronok has deleted their comment.
#77 - you know... running guns... puttin out fires.... writtin stories 01/13/2015 on (untitled) +1
#29 - we did this because the tank sabots caught the range on fire...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #30 - HobbsBear (01/13/2015) [-]
....Or, y'know, that happened.
#11 - get on my level  [+] (5 new replies) 01/13/2015 on (untitled) +2
#41 - affix (01/13/2015) [-]
I finally fucking found you tom.

I am skyward, and BHW. How have you been devil?
User avatar #77 - Muppetz (01/13/2015) [-]
you know... running guns... puttin out fires.... writtin stories
User avatar #26 - HobbsBear (01/13/2015) [-]
Eh, we do this in Nebraska all the time... You burn away the top layer and then mix it into the dirt to let the nitrogen levels gain before planting again the next year. Normally you cycle fields (burn one year, let it go for a few years, burn it again).

Since it helps the soil produce sturdier produce, I'm guessing these guys are just helping start a new farm somewhere.
User avatar #29 - Muppetz (01/13/2015) [-]
we did this because the tank sabots caught the range on fire...
User avatar #30 - HobbsBear (01/13/2015) [-]
....Or, y'know, that happened.
#2 - This changes everything  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Shit, why didn't i notice... 0
#4 - berengar (12/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - landartheconqueror (12/29/2014) [-]
why is this a gif?
#35 - berengar (12/29/2014) [-]
#58 - Dude that comment is like 3 years old...wtf are you doing? 12/19/2014 on The Few, The Proud 0
#12 - Picture 12/16/2014 on Mama? +3
#9 - I just went on a furry acid trip 12/10/2014 on (untitled) +1
#3 - Uncomfortable boner 12/08/2014 on EAT THIS FUCKING PIZZA SLUT! 0
#1 - Is that a 201 Bravo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 12/08/2014 on Let's set this Straight 0
#12 - Its a girl from an anime and this is a site full of lonely wee…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on Strong Chaika +1
User avatar #13 - baltaismelnais (12/09/2014) [-]
Explain how fagotary can be stopped
#12 - Fixed 12/08/2014 on Oh the Anarchy 0
#38 - "No no no! Light speed is too slow!" 12/08/2014 on Light Speed Travel +3
#1 - Does anyone know where the extended version of this is? 12/03/2014 on Dragon Ball Z no filler 0
#5 - Picture 12/03/2014 on Poor murica +36
#3 - should i know what this is from?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
#4 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
I think she's some kinda furry porn icon?... maybe? hell if I know.
#308 - The Captain Price  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on FJ Beard contest? +14
#348 - anonymous (11/28/2014) [-]
trying to look angry doesn't make your beard any better
calm down son
#12 - Croatian garbage 11/26/2014 on FunnyJunk's Home Defense 101 -3

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#42 - Muppetz ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #25 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride Your avatar reminds me of this song.
#22 - Muppetz ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
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