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|#25 - I have that knife||02/09/2014 on This kills the parasail||0|
|#107 - Not necessarily. Its a popular opinion that the Lance Cor…||02/07/2014 on Don't be... (Military...||+2|
|#98 - No. After awhile the black finish on those chevrons wears down… [+] (1 new reply)||02/07/2014 on Don't be... (Military...||+2|
#130 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
No, it usually means you're too fucking lazy or broke from buying alcohol to buy new chevrons. It has nothing to do with Time In Service
|#94 - Utilizing the Lance Corporal Underground [+] (1 new reply)||02/07/2014 on Don't be... (Military...||+2|
#127 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
Salute the Lance Colonel! You need some new chevrons there, Mosquito Wings
|#16 - ...why [+] (2 new replies)||02/06/2014 on Birthday tattoo||-2|
|#12 - Go on...||02/06/2014 on Save a horse...||+17|
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|#4 - I was expecting a landmine. Clearly Disney has never actu…||01/31/2014 on Dem Feels||+5|
|#1 - Behold the wingspan of the endangered Blue Falcon!||01/31/2014 on To Those Who Want to Serve||+1|
|#225 - Hey, good luck buddy.||01/29/2014 on This site is why i'm off to...||0|
|#83 - Oh god, Mordin... I'm sorry.||01/28/2014 on MS3 Dreams||+2|
|#134 - Because I use that bar for bicep curls too. And this way …||01/28/2014 on Do you even lift?||0|
|#38 - Lol, no I did that on purpose. I was going to use that as an '… [+] (1 new reply)||01/28/2014 on Do you even lift?||+3|
|#33 - When I was young I was dangerously underweight. I was hos… [+] (8 new replies)||01/28/2014 on Do you even lift?||+12|
#48 - muffintime (01/28/2014) [-]
Dude why the fuck would you put a 25 then a 45 like that.... That's just the worst thing ever.... it just looks unprofessional... take the extra 15 seconds, strip the 25 than put on the 45 and then put the 25 back on...
it's simple broscience bro, if it looks good you will lift more of it...
#44 - anonymous (01/28/2014) [-]
It's literally gym OCD that makes stacked plates like that so painful to see :L
|#2 - Who is Harry Styles? [+] (1 new reply)||01/27/2014 on These people exist||0|
|#12 - Picture||01/27/2014 on ITS TIME TO FEEL PAIN BOYS||+14|
|#4 - I wonder what it's like to have parents who genuinely love you. [+] (49 new replies)||01/27/2014 on We are Anonymous||+106|
#44 - anonymous (01/27/2014) [-]
I wonder what it's like to have parents ;_;
#32 - rambomanthree (01/27/2014) [-]
I live with my single authorative mother
Most mom's be like "hey could you please pick up that empty cup on the counter"
my mom"ANON YOU PIECE OF SHIT SLOB, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A WORHTLESS DEADBEAT FINCANCIAL BURDEN WHO, MESSES THE WHOLE HOUSE PICK THIS UP RIGHT NOOWWW!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DO NOTHING BUT LEACH FROM ME... YOU'RE 18 YEARS OLD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
#52 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/27/2014) [-]
My mom is the same, she complains when I get home from work because the house wasn't clean, I went to school and went to work right after, you've been home for 3 hours and instead of cleaning she'll sit there and blame me for the mess. And when I point out that I was at work "it's no excuse not to do your chores".
#41 - rambomanthree (01/27/2014) [-]
I somewhat know that feeling
My mom found this nice guy recently and she dumped his ass...
o what is my mom doing? going back to her ex who used to to beat her and i senseless and drink. she is cutting of ties to the family and going out of state with him.. leaving me behind.
She's like "you have one month to become financially stable or you're fucked dude"
im only 18... what fucking fast food place is going to pay me enough to live on my own?
she is like the financial version of the parent who throws their 2 year old in water over their head to teach them to swim.
and it's the dead of fucking winter
#55 - rambomanthree (01/27/2014) [-]
I had a job up until a month ago. It payed me enough to buy my own shit like, food, razors, soap.. etc. so at least i wasn't dead weight..
Just now it sucks ass because i can't afford to buy myself razors so im gonna start looking like a hobo soon. and i just forage through what my mom doesn't eat for my food.
#58 - rollmeanddie (01/27/2014) [-]
Dude, there's more options. If you need to, do what I did and live innawooda for a while. Couch surf, attend a party every night and live off snacks and drunk bitches.
Or, if your in the continental US, Alaska, or anywhere near the Thames river, I might be able to direct you to some help...
#64 - rollmeanddie (01/27/2014) [-]
I've got some friends in care services near there I'll try to hit up. In the meantime, until I can get ahold of them or Nextel/arcomm, head to a sprint store and see if the manager can get you a local/regional supervisor and see if they need a drive/signal tester or have jobs available at any of the retailers or offices in the area. If they ask who sent you, tell them you're recommended by the son of the midwest-southeast networking team manager on one of their intrasourced teams they've been rolling around with nextel, arcomm, aicom, and that Japanese company for the last few years.
#56 - rollmeanddie (01/27/2014) [-]
Emotional? Nah, I tell it at parties. It's usually good for a free beer.
My mom is dating yet another dumb fuck drug addict asshole, and we live in the middle bum fuck nowhere, right? Well we come home to find the place trashed and so mom goes in and we hear yelling and gunshots. I send my sister to the neighbor's with the baby to call the cops, and my brother and I, thinking we're little billy badasses, sneak around back with our new pocket knives. We see our stepfather pointing a gun at our mom and bum rush him. Him being three times our site and tripping balls on five different drugs, it doesn't work. So we run.
On the way out I catch a .30 round in the forehead, luckily it just skips off and just shatters the bone. I run the rest of the way to the neighbor's (two goddamned miles) and according to my brother, laughed for a good five minutes and passed out from a concussion. Cops show up and the stepdouche is passed out drooling more than a fat art teacher at a chocolate statue museum. Few weeks later mom defends him in court, and redneck justice being what it is (nonexistent), he gets off with just a few weeks in jail for possession.
#67 - rollmeanddie (01/27/2014) [-]
What's funny is that I got shot at/attacked less on deployment after I enlisted than I did in day to day life when I was with my mother.
When I was living with my dad is a different story. He's a chill motherfucker, not even my real dad, just some dude who said he'd take care of me when he found out I was gonna be born and my mom wouldn't be able to take care of me. I once saw him charge out of his room in his bathrobe with a lord of the rings replica sword to chase off a burglar that broken in through my window.
Hmm...maybe I should do some green text style stories. My life has been pretty energetic.
#69 - rollmeanddie (01/28/2014) [-]
here's the first. I'll make more tomorrow.
#9 - lordgeneral (01/27/2014) [-]
I don't know either... I've gone through a lot of shit. Years of judgement, and always demanding of success. even when I got the highest marks it wasn't good enough. it wasn't consistent. even now, I feel their loath and hatred. I'm trying to find a job so I can move out, but where I live, you're better off finding a unicorn assfucking a leprechaun.
#7 - anonymous (01/27/2014) [-]
Well you may never know that feel but vice versa you could discover what it's like to be a loving parent.
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