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Date Signed Up:3/18/2010
Last Login:4/16/2014
Location:Kentucky
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#25 - I have that knife 02/09/2014 on This kills the parasail 0
#107 - Not necessarily. Its a popular opinion that the Lance Cor… 02/07/2014 on Don't be... (Military... +2
#98 - No. After awhile the black finish on those chevrons wears down…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2014 on Don't be... (Military... +2
#130 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
No, it usually means you're too fucking lazy or broke from buying alcohol to buy new chevrons. It has nothing to do with Time In Service
#94 - Utilizing the Lance Corporal Underground  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2014 on Don't be... (Military... +2
#127 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
Salute the Lance Colonel! You need some new chevrons there, Mosquito Wings
#16 - ...why  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Birthday tattoo -2
User avatar #18 - jaymichaeltwothree (02/06/2014) [-]
Second piece of my sleeve
User avatar #17 - jaymichaeltwothree (02/06/2014) [-]
why not?
#12 - Go on... 02/06/2014 on Save a horse... +17
#217 - Picture 02/04/2014 on Disney girls have it rough 0
#215 - Comment deleted 02/04/2014 on Disney girls have it rough 0
#14 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 02/02/2014 on YOOOOOO 0
#15 - theblargypargler (02/02/2014) [-]
It's anime, something about pedophilia, I'm sure.
#22 - thechosentroll (02/02/2014) [-]
That's always a safe bet with anime and I'm pretty sure it's spot on.
User avatar #17 - kinggucciswagman (02/02/2014) [-]
Can we have someone that actually watched this shit confirm the true purpose to this anime or whatever?
#18 - Tommovdv (02/02/2014) [-]
It is a hentai movie about a 20 something guy falling for what looked like a girl at first, but turned out to be a 12 year old boy. The rest of the movie is just them having sex.

No i did not watch all of it, i couldn't
#39 - nanako (02/02/2014) [-]
it also approaches themes of gender identity. like when pico cuts his hair and starts dressing boyish to see if he's still loved
#19 - kinggucciswagman (02/02/2014) [-]
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thanks
pic kinda related
User avatar #41 - wliia (02/02/2014) [-]
There are two more 20 minute segments after the first episode.
User avatar #20 - plokix (02/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #23 - kinggucciswagman (02/02/2014) [-]
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
User avatar #37 - vorarephilia (02/02/2014) [-]
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #62 - kinggucciswagman (02/04/2014) [-]
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NIGGAS!
#38 - Picture 02/01/2014 on girls with guns 0
#4 - I was expecting a landmine. Clearly Disney has never actu… 01/31/2014 on Dem Feels +5
#1 - Behold the wingspan of the endangered Blue Falcon! 01/31/2014 on To Those Who Want to Serve +1
#225 - Hey, good luck buddy. 01/29/2014 on This site is why i'm off to... 0
#83 - Oh god, Mordin... I'm sorry. 01/28/2014 on MS3 Dreams +2
#134 - Because I use that bar for bicep curls too. And this way … 01/28/2014 on Do you even lift? 0
#38 - Lol, no I did that on purpose. I was going to use that as an '…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on Do you even lift? +3
User avatar #40 - jalthelas (01/28/2014) [-]
Nice man. I'm glad the gym saved your life. You get to look good on top of it!
#33 - When I was young I was dangerously underweight. I was hos…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Do you even lift? +12
User avatar #48 - muffintime (01/28/2014) [-]
Dude why the fuck would you put a 25 then a 45 like that.... That's just the worst thing ever.... it just looks unprofessional... take the extra 15 seconds, strip the 25 than put on the 45 and then put the 25 back on...

it's simple broscience bro, if it looks good you will lift more of it...
User avatar #134 - Muppetz (01/28/2014) [-]
Because I use that bar for bicep curls too.
And this way its easier to finish benching and just drop the 45s and move right into curls. without having to arduously juggle plates.
User avatar #47 - krahne (01/28/2014) [-]
Does lift.
User avatar #45 - stuartbewbzz (01/28/2014) [-]
Mirin' dude. You look thick and juicy. no homo.
#44 - anonymous (01/28/2014) [-]
It's literally gym OCD that makes stacked plates like that so painful to see :L
User avatar #36 - jalthelas (01/28/2014) [-]
>Casually leaning on bar, only light in the room overhead, shadows hide face and accent muscular tone

Caught ya taking a short break between sets, huh?

Relax bro, I'm just giving ya a hard time.

User avatar #38 - Muppetz (01/28/2014) [-]
Lol, no I did that on purpose. I was going to use that as an 'after' picture for a contest.
User avatar #40 - jalthelas (01/28/2014) [-]
Nice man. I'm glad the gym saved your life. You get to look good on top of it!
#2 - Who is Harry Styles?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on These people exist 0
#3 - batgirlfucker (01/27/2014) [-]
one direction
#12 - Picture 01/27/2014 on ITS TIME TO FEEL PAIN BOYS +14
#4 - I wonder what it's like to have parents who genuinely love you.  [+] (49 new replies) 01/27/2014 on We are Anonymous +106
#50 - hyruleforever (01/27/2014) [-]
Aww, someone needs a hug
User avatar #48 - pabloenis (01/27/2014) [-]
You basically not only dissapoint yourself but also your parents which is even more depressing.
#46 - blitzblitz (01/27/2014) [-]
wow arent you just the rain on a parade
#44 - anonymous (01/27/2014) [-]
I wonder what it's like to have parents ;_;
User avatar #42 - studbeefpile (01/27/2014) [-]
Don't wish for an easy life, wish for the strength to endure a difficult one.

Embrace your suffering, embrace your challenges, embrace pain. It separates you from those who will crumble under adversity because they never faced it. It makes you stronger.
#39 - nickotak (01/27/2014) [-]
Whoa t-t-that actually gave me a feel. Have a thumb and a fav man...
User avatar #34 - rollmeanddie (01/27/2014) [-]
Come on over, kiddo, I'll whip up some kielbasa and we'll play Splinter Cell on co op.
#32 - rambomanthree (01/27/2014) [-]
I know the feeling..
I live with my single authorative mother
Most mom's be like "hey could you please pick up that empty cup on the counter"

my mom"ANON YOU PIECE OF SHIT SLOB, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A WORHTLESS DEADBEAT FINCANCIAL BURDEN WHO, MESSES THE WHOLE HOUSE PICK THIS UP RIGHT NOOWWW!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DO NOTHING BUT LEACH FROM ME... YOU'RE 18 YEARS OLD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
User avatar #52 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/27/2014) [-]
My mom is the same, she complains when I get home from work because the house wasn't clean, I went to school and went to work right after, you've been home for 3 hours and instead of cleaning she'll sit there and blame me for the mess. And when I point out that I was at work "it's no excuse not to do your chores".
User avatar #35 - rollmeanddie (01/27/2014) [-]
My mother defended the man who shot me in court.
User avatar #41 - rambomanthree (01/27/2014) [-]
I somewhat know that feeling
My mom found this nice guy recently and she dumped his ass...
o what is my mom doing? going back to her ex who used to to beat her and i senseless and drink. she is cutting of ties to the family and going out of state with him.. leaving me behind.
She's like "you have one month to become financially stable or you're fucked dude"
im only 18... what fucking fast food place is going to pay me enough to live on my own?
she is like the financial version of the parent who throws their 2 year old in water over their head to teach them to swim.

and it's the dead of fucking winter
User avatar #54 - rollmeanddie (01/27/2014) [-]
Shit, son, I've had a job since I was twelve but I get his hard it is.
User avatar #55 - rambomanthree (01/27/2014) [-]
I had a job up until a month ago. It payed me enough to buy my own shit like, food, razors, soap.. etc. so at least i wasn't dead weight..

Just now it sucks ass because i can't afford to buy myself razors so im gonna start looking like a hobo soon. and i just forage through what my mom doesn't eat for my food.
User avatar #58 - rollmeanddie (01/27/2014) [-]
Dude, there's more options. If you need to, do what I did and live innawooda for a while. Couch surf, attend a party every night and live off snacks and drunk bitches.

Or, if your in the continental US, Alaska, or anywhere near the Thames river, I might be able to direct you to some help...
User avatar #59 - rambomanthree (01/27/2014) [-]
Continetnal US.. michigan here..

And im kind of a loser so i don't get invited to parties or know where any parties are
User avatar #60 - rollmeanddie (01/27/2014) [-]
Michigan? Lemme see what I can do.

Any particular skills or job experience you've got?
User avatar #61 - rambomanthree (01/27/2014) [-]
I worked at a mobile home park as an assistant manager and mantenance guy

I also worked at Meijer as a grocery stock worker and recieving.

I've turned in 15+ job aps in the past week and ive heard nothing back

thanks man!!
User avatar #62 - rollmeanddie (01/27/2014) [-]
Would you be okay with working with disabled adults or for a mobile phone networking company? And can you drive and do you own your own vehicle?
User avatar #63 - rambomanthree (01/27/2014) [-]
I can drive yes..
But i don't own my own car. im sure if i had a job i could use the family car if i kept gas in it.

I'm fine with either, im good with kids/elderly people. I take care of my grandma a lot. and im pretty tech savvy
User avatar #64 - rollmeanddie (01/27/2014) [-]
Alright.

I've got some friends in care services near there I'll try to hit up. In the meantime, until I can get ahold of them or Nextel/arcomm, head to a sprint store and see if the manager can get you a local/regional supervisor and see if they need a drive/signal tester or have jobs available at any of the retailers or offices in the area. If they ask who sent you, tell them you're recommended by the son of the midwest-southeast networking team manager on one of their intrasourced teams they've been rolling around with nextel, arcomm, aicom, and that Japanese company for the last few years.
User avatar #66 - rambomanthree (01/27/2014) [-]
Will do, keep me posted
User avatar #70 - rollmeanddie (02/04/2014) [-]
Yo, got ahold of a gal at a Christian Care service. It's a nonprofit church based service so the pay sucks, but it might work. I'm still looking for something better.
User avatar #40 - nickotak (01/27/2014) [-]
Sorry this is probably a really emotional story for you, but would you mind sharing? Suddenly got curious...
User avatar #56 - rollmeanddie (01/27/2014) [-]
Emotional? Nah, I tell it at parties. It's usually good for a free beer.

My mom is dating yet another dumb fuck drug addict asshole, and we live in the middle bum fuck nowhere, right? Well we come home to find the place trashed and so mom goes in and we hear yelling and gunshots. I send my sister to the neighbor's with the baby to call the cops, and my brother and I, thinking we're little billy badasses, sneak around back with our new pocket knives. We see our stepfather pointing a gun at our mom and bum rush him. Him being three times our site and tripping balls on five different drugs, it doesn't work. So we run.
On the way out I catch a .30 round in the forehead, luckily it just skips off and just shatters the bone. I run the rest of the way to the neighbor's (two goddamned miles) and according to my brother, laughed for a good five minutes and passed out from a concussion. Cops show up and the stepdouche is passed out drooling more than a fat art teacher at a chocolate statue museum. Few weeks later mom defends him in court, and redneck justice being what it is (nonexistent), he gets off with just a few weeks in jail for possession.
User avatar #65 - nickotak (01/27/2014) [-]
Holy shit. You took a bullet to the head and laughed for 5 minutes untill passing out.

Dude you are like the most metal fucker i have ever heard of.
User avatar #67 - rollmeanddie (01/27/2014) [-]
What's funny is that I got shot at/attacked less on deployment after I enlisted than I did in day to day life when I was with my mother.

When I was living with my dad is a different story. He's a chill motherfucker, not even my real dad, just some dude who said he'd take care of me when he found out I was gonna be born and my mom wouldn't be able to take care of me. I once saw him charge out of his room in his bathrobe with a lord of the rings replica sword to chase off a burglar that broken in through my window.

Hmm...maybe I should do some green text style stories. My life has been pretty energetic.
User avatar #68 - nickotak (01/28/2014) [-]
Do it, GOD DO IT PLEASE!
User avatar #69 - rollmeanddie (01/28/2014) [-]
here's the first. I'll make more tomorrow.
www.funnyjunk.com/Autistic+Dinosaur/funny-pictures/4995294
User avatar #26 - joaomartins (01/27/2014) [-]
It's good.
User avatar #25 - mrfumbles (01/27/2014) [-]
hey man, just know that i love you.
#24 - thatonewhiteboy (01/27/2014) [-]
do you...do you need a hug?
#23 - sirbrentcoe (01/27/2014) [-]
good question.
#21 - worldinthebest (01/27/2014) [-]
It's pretty awesome. Hugs and what not. Always being able to call them when you need them. I for one am a fan.
#18 - iom (01/27/2014) [-]
yea i know what you mean
User avatar #16 - cacachaud (01/27/2014) [-]
i can be your sugar daddy
#15 - meatygoodness (01/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 - oaaaa (01/27/2014) [-]
annoying
#13 - vomitjar (01/27/2014) [-]
gives you a safe feeling. I mean, when you go home, they molest you untill you don't share your problems(or lie about them). I don't know, it feels natural after years, but if I haven't had it, it would suck.
User avatar #9 - lordgeneral (01/27/2014) [-]
I don't know either... I've gone through a lot of shit. Years of judgement, and always demanding of success. even when I got the highest marks it wasn't good enough. it wasn't consistent. even now, I feel their loath and hatred. I'm trying to find a job so I can move out, but where I live, you're better off finding a unicorn assfucking a leprechaun.
User avatar #12 - mephiblis (01/27/2014) [-]
Are you me?
User avatar #11 - LSkywalker (01/27/2014) [-]
...my dad would rather rule the universe than spend time with me
User avatar #8 - angelicdemon (01/27/2014) [-]
I don't know either, when I was young we'd talk for like six minutes a day and then it was radio silence.
#7 - anonymous (01/27/2014) [-]
Well you may never know that feel but vice versa you could discover what it's like to be a loving parent.
#53 - etwas (01/27/2014) [-]
Oh, man.
Kind of makes me want to cry.
#30 - ompalomper (01/27/2014) [-]
you just made me feel all warm and fuzzy
#19 - SILENCEnight (01/27/2014) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #388139 at Friendly ** today anon was a pretty good guy
#29 - bjornkrage (01/27/2014) [-]
**bjornkrage rolled a random image posted in comment #7517481 at Safe For Work Random Board **
#6 - infinitereaper (01/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 - whycanticaps (01/27/2014) [-]
Well I can tell you it's not like having parent's who genuinely don't love you
#6 - Picture 01/27/2014 on Wull.... +1
#19 - Picture 01/26/2014 on Operations +12
#182 - Picture 01/26/2014 on The Romans 0
#23 - Oki is paradise compared to 29 dude. 01/26/2014 on jackin it 0
#46 - ...go on 01/25/2014 on o shit +1
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#31 - adding (12/01/2013) [-]
can i have your fj points please <3
#29 - aerosol ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
>mlp in favorites
jk(kinda)

Also, what's up with the fact that your profile comments start at #22?
User avatar #30 to #29 - Muppetz (11/06/2013) [-]
...do I know you?
#26 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Was going to animate you but decided to play Civilization instead. You get the jist.
Was going to animate you but decided to play Civilization instead. You get the jist.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Muppetz (10/25/2013) [-]
Well you just made my day
User avatar #28 to #27 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd return the favour after that epic comment you did. ;P
User avatar #25 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride Your avatar reminds me of this song.
#24 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
OH-HO-HO
#23 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
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