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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/18/2010
Last Login:12/27/2014
Location:Kentucky
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#10 - >Bitches about getting paid almost 1000 dollars for one day…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Frozen +99
#76 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
maybe should not have studied useless shit?
#52 - froller (11/13/2014) [-]
**froller rolled image** let it go
User avatar #83 - sonicschall (11/13/2014) [-]
**sonicschall rolls 39**
User avatar #84 - froller (11/13/2014) [-]
**froller rolls 00**
User avatar #85 - froller (11/13/2014) [-]
guess i can go now
User avatar #86 - sonicschall (11/13/2014) [-]
**sonicschall rolls 67** fuck you
#44 - mostlyjunk (11/13/2014) [-]
Have this one friend
#24 - ultimateasshole Comment deleted by Muppetz
#13 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
The world is bound by a set of stupid rule for stupid people so all i can say is good luck plus i can't blame the girl if it was me i will do the same
#15 - Comment deleted 11/12/2014 on Feels 0
#69 - I dont think people picked up that I was trying to be funny...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Crossover Campaigns 0
User avatar #71 - duskie (11/12/2014) [-]
this is funny junk people dont pick up on it every easy cus of how they are/get
#27 - lolwtf 11/12/2014 on THE BEST THING EVER! 0
#45 - IS this Attack on Titan?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Crossover Campaigns -4
#68 - duskie (11/12/2014) [-]
No son its god of war
User avatar #69 - Muppetz (11/12/2014) [-]
I dont think people picked up that I was trying to be funny...
User avatar #71 - duskie (11/12/2014) [-]
this is funny junk people dont pick up on it every easy cus of how they are/get
#50 - If I could hug you I would 11/12/2014 on We will remember them. +2
#2 - No gaming PC. But if you have Skype I could try and help. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on French need allies 0
User avatar #17 - majomsyd (11/12/2014) [-]
So send me your skype
#44 - Picture 11/12/2014 on A sub sandwich 0
#4 - Picture 11/10/2014 on That's a lot of shit from... 0
#11 - these people exist 11/10/2014 on Cringe 0
#9 - If it bleeds we can kill it...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on Microwaved glow stick +51
User avatar #12 - chaossniper (11/10/2014) [-]
i love you
#15 - I tried doing this and its ******* horrifying. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on Pooping Advice +3
User avatar #21 - CallMeCrisco (11/10/2014) [-]
Come on now... Get a box and put your feet up on it. It simulates squatting without the stress on your legs.
#7 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2014 on Cringeworthily bad jokes 0
#9 - elseano (11/10/2014) [-]
He's standing outside the train, while the voice says he is inside the train. he is disagreeing with the automated voice.
User avatar #8 - wopwop (11/10/2014) [-]
Autist.
#41 - "Lets see how many tired obvious cliches I can cram into … 11/09/2014 on A Little Movie Moment:... +17
#38 - someone had too much moto in their wheaties this morning... 11/07/2014 on Battle's +5
#19 - Picture 11/05/2014 on L...Lewd +2
#17 - Picture 11/05/2014 on Bat- And Superman Boxing Tits +1
#6 - probably because its not a great idea to give a retarded perso… 11/05/2014 on Get Down! +1
#9 - Picture 11/03/2014 on Chair Force +1
#502 - Picture 10/30/2014 on The Best 404 Page Ever +1
#26 - >Be in Afghanistan >Mounted patrol through village …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Pvt. Anon and the hung over... +201
#61 - mrbobert (10/28/2014) [-]
I needed that.
#46 - squiblles (10/28/2014) [-]
fuck me that's good
User avatar #35 - minecraftlamer (10/28/2014) [-]
this is golden
#30 - majornod (10/28/2014) [-]
#26 - Wagner loves cock 10/22/2014 on History Lesson +1
#14 - Picture 10/19/2014 on This is the world I want to... +1
#17 - That will not be necessary. I will know.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Dogs and cats being buddies. +1
#18 - crazyolitis (10/18/2014) [-]
Quick question: is this dog in mortal danger, or is the bear just showing affection?
User avatar #26 - Dember (10/18/2014) [-]
There's a whole show on Animal Planet about this; odd friendships between different species of animals. The sled dogs are good friends with the polar bears; every year when they show up, they all play together before the bears go on their way again. The dog in that gif isn't freaking out or anything; if it was, it would be thrashing around, struggling, showing teeth and so on; and the bear could obviously be doing a lot of damage if it wanted to. They look like good buds to me.
#27 - crazyolitis (10/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - dawggz (10/18/2014) [-]
Nah, rynkar is right, the dog is completely safe. They are just cuddling.
Imagine if the dog knew , however , in what mortal danger he was of being mauled.
User avatar #20 - rynkar (10/18/2014) [-]
I would say the dog is just being cuddled, since there is no blood or really aggresive reaction from the dog, plus the dog in the back doesnt look worried.
Could be wrong, but Im just guessing.
#15 - Yes. This will do.  [+] (7 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Dogs and cats being buddies. +1
User avatar #16 - crazyolitis (10/18/2014) [-]
Alrighty then. Should I notify you when I post the comp?
User avatar #17 - Muppetz (10/18/2014) [-]
That will not be necessary. I will know.
#18 - crazyolitis (10/18/2014) [-]
Quick question: is this dog in mortal danger, or is the bear just showing affection?
User avatar #26 - Dember (10/18/2014) [-]
There's a whole show on Animal Planet about this; odd friendships between different species of animals. The sled dogs are good friends with the polar bears; every year when they show up, they all play together before the bears go on their way again. The dog in that gif isn't freaking out or anything; if it was, it would be thrashing around, struggling, showing teeth and so on; and the bear could obviously be doing a lot of damage if it wanted to. They look like good buds to me.
#27 - crazyolitis (10/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - dawggz (10/18/2014) [-]
Nah, rynkar is right, the dog is completely safe. They are just cuddling.
Imagine if the dog knew , however , in what mortal danger he was of being mauled.
User avatar #20 - rynkar (10/18/2014) [-]
I would say the dog is just being cuddled, since there is no blood or really aggresive reaction from the dog, plus the dog in the back doesnt look worried.
Could be wrong, but Im just guessing.

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User avatar #33 - Shadow Guardian (11/18/2014) [-]
Are you familiar with a fanfic titled Article 2?
User avatar #34 to #33 - Muppetz ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, you could say that.
User avatar #35 to #34 - Shadow Guardian (11/19/2014) [-]
I ******* knew it. Did any of your superiors ever find the fic? You hinted once that you wrote it on USMC computers.
User avatar #36 to #35 - Muppetz ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
No during the time I wrote that I was getting my top secret clearance.
I had a sneaky suspicion they might be watching my computer history. But I think I was just being paranoid.
User avatar #37 to #36 - Shadow Guardian (11/19/2014) [-]
It was funny though. Staff Sergeant, I can explain everything!
User avatar #38 to #37 - Shadow Guardian (11/19/2014) [-]
I may have screwed up the rank, I don't know.
User avatar #39 to #38 - Muppetz ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
No that was it.
I wrote that chapter during my time at the OSO. My handler was a Staff Sgt. He was a good guy. I think he's with 2-8 now.
Glad you liked it though.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Shadow Guardian (11/20/2014) [-]
I hope you are still writing. It's one of my favorite HiE stories.
User avatar #41 to #40 - Muppetz ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
Add me on Skype. I'll send you most of the next chapter.
#31 - adding (12/01/2013) [-]
can i have your fj points please <3
#26 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Was going to animate you but decided to play Civilization instead. You get the jist.
Was going to animate you but decided to play Civilization instead. You get the jist.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Muppetz ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
Well you just made my day
User avatar #28 to #27 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd return the favour after that epic comment you did. ;P
User avatar #25 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride Your avatar reminds me of this song.
#24 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
OH-HO-HO
User avatar #32 to #24 - inudewaruika ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
XD
#23 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
#22 - Muppetz ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
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