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#23 - Oki is paradise compared to 29 dude. 01/26/2014 on jackin it 0
#46 - ...go on 01/25/2014 on o shit +1
#7 - I have no idea who is supposed to be who.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2014 on This is pretty awesome +1
User avatar #8 - jiichei (01/25/2014) [-]
I guess they are supposed to be themselves.
#7 - If violence in some ****** up country were anythi…  [+] (26 new replies) 01/25/2014 on Interesting -115
#178 - anonymous (01/26/2014) [-]
found the americunt
#147 - neschapretoe (01/26/2014) [-]
I've seen many ignorant shits on the internet, but you bring on a whole new level.
The situation is very relevant, why? Because it is a country located on the border between Russia and the european union. Putin wants a buffer zone more than anything right now. He has already managed to create a dictator in Belarus (Lukaszenko), and now he wants more.
User avatar #116 - folkflunky (01/26/2014) [-]
You piece of shit Ukraine is no Third World Country, the EU actually wants Ukraine to join them if they were poor the EU wouldn't be asking for help you retarded faggot.
#104 - waterbottlemanboy (01/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #100 - kingofthedot (01/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #65 - maxismahname (01/26/2014) [-]
But Ukraine isn't a fucking third world country you cum guzzling piss whore elephant shit
#55 - confusedasian (01/26/2014) [-]

Not muh homeland. Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

But in all honesty it's a communist country so I kind of saw that coming. Also, I have family over there now and they're doing all right.
#35 - anusraper (01/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #66 - maxismahname (01/26/2014) [-]
As a Ukranian I can confirm this is how 90% of Ukrainians speak English
#199 - anonymous (01/26/2014) [-]
So you guys are like a Slavic Skwisgaar when speaking English?
User avatar #114 - folkflunky (01/26/2014) [-]
As an Ukrainian that is part of that 10% I confirm so as well.
#33 - skvat (01/26/2014) [-]
they are fucking making a riot , i'd rather hear alot more about that shit than that fgt bieber! i don't even know why you are defending the medias damn
User avatar #30 - ryzovnik (01/26/2014) [-]
get some knowledge before u write something, u citizen of the M'urica the #1 country of the world
User avatar #20 - hurleyy (01/26/2014) [-]
Media shows people what they want to see, not what they need to see.
#17 - anonymous (01/26/2014) [-]
What about MY mad? You fuc­kin' ni­gger, learn to grammar first; then we'll move on to making arguments.
User avatar #13 - YippieKiYay (01/25/2014) [-]
Do you not find it ridiculous though? Don't get me wrong - I love me some trashy celebrity gossip every now and then, but half the time that's all there is. The violence in CAR has degenerated Into cannibalism and it's been in the newspaper once. It hasn't even been on the evening news on TV. I get that you can't just be bombarded with this kind of stuff all the time - it would be unrelenting; but surely a little extra news coverage wouldn't hurt in making people a little more aware because, I'm not aiming this at you, but, I'm sure there are a hell of a lot of people who have absolutely no clue what is happening outside their happy little bubble.
User avatar #8 - viph (01/25/2014) [-]
Ukraine aint really third world, also, its a kinda relevant situation, what with the riots being based around Russia's influence
#218 - fucktheusername (01/26/2014) [-]
Go team Putin
#225 - rihardololz (01/26/2014) [-]
#232 - fucktheusername (01/26/2014) [-]
>yfw you lie down every night next to this
#250 - rihardololz (01/26/2014) [-]
mfw yfw
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#238 - captnnorway (01/26/2014) [-]
Europe and Russia both accepted Ukraine into their trade circle, but neither would allow Ukraine to be in both. So the people wanted to be in Europe, but the government and the rich chose Russia. The people went mad and started rioting in the streets, complaining about all the shit the president had done so far and this has been going on since before Christmas.
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#267 - captnnorway (01/26/2014) [-]
Dunno about you, but here in Norway it's been on the news every single day for the last month ... Getting somewhat bored of it because it's noting new.
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#4 - ~Post 2, It's post 1 Give me a radio check. -Post 1, this …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2014 on jackin it +9
#17 - anonymous (01/26/2014) [-]
I'm about to PCS from Oki to 29 palms. From one shit hole to another.
User avatar #23 - Muppetz (01/26/2014) [-]
Oki is paradise compared to 29 dude.
User avatar #7 - dysfunctionalvet (01/25/2014) [-]
EAS song, one of my favs
#3 - Picture 01/25/2014 on It's screwing pillow time 0
#50 - Picture 01/25/2014 on Ancient Greece Compilation +1
#6 - Infinite disappointment that you didn't name them the "Co… 01/25/2014 on The "Nigga Puff Girls"!!! +11
#12 - Fun Fact! Animals are actually much less susceptible to CS… 01/23/2014 on Better +1
#21 - Picture 01/21/2014 on What's in the box? +2
#5 - Picture 01/21/2014 on Mouthgasm 0
#92 - This manga is my secret guilty fetish.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2014 on lamia master race +40
User avatar #261 - duelknight (01/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #171 - mrshrapnel (01/21/2014) [-]
#36 - >In tank unit Getting the new joins to go and chec… 01/19/2014 on My favorite joke +2
#35 - >boots 01/19/2014 on My favorite joke 0
#15 - KNIIIFE HAAAAND! 01/19/2014 on My favorite joke +1
#14 - You guys ever go on field ops and get blanks we would shov…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/19/2014 on My favorite joke +4
#27 - jaked (01/19/2014) [-]
I request more stories like this.
User avatar #36 - Muppetz (01/19/2014) [-]
>In tank unit

Getting the new joins to go and check the tank for "weak spots" in the armor.
Give them a hammer and tell them to hit the armor plates. Tell them "they will hear the difference." and sit back and laugh maniacally while the stupid boot pings away at the tank like a retard.
#33 - pedomegler (01/19/2014) [-]
Me and a couple buddies got drunk on a saturday night one time and decided to see how vigilant the mp at the gate was. so we go grab our flaks, no sapis cuz we dont want to fucken break and pay for them, and some cami paint from a field op a few weeks back. paint ourselves up, dress in black, throw on flaks. We are ready. drive off base, go down the road about a mile or so, park car. stumble back to gate, we are about half a football field from gate. to dark for them to see us. we branch off and try to get as close to the gate with out being seen as possible. right on top of them. wait for the signal. 'ATTACH BAYONNETES!' fucking rush past mp war crying like a boot. Gate gaurd is a pfc. He looks scared as fuck. Tackle him to ground, get up and run. on base, past gate, running like crazy, hear pfc behind me "GET BACK, GET BACK, GET DOWN" lolz wat. stop running and look back, pfc has pistol pointed at me. to drunk to care. call him a boot and take off running again. make it back to barracks room and pass out. next day wake up in flak ad pain all over face, remeber what happened. MFW if it hadn't have been a boot on gaurd i prbly would have been shot.
#35 - Muppetz (01/19/2014) [-]
#5 - Picture 01/19/2014 on Ceremony for throwing out... +1
#6 - >the new Marine Corps 01/19/2014 on My favorite joke 0
#4 - No this is pretty much normal **** for Marines...  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2014 on My favorite joke +22
User avatar #5 - semperkillusmc (01/19/2014) [-]
oh flying spaghetti monster I haven't seen this in so long. they don't let us have buffers anymore
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (01/19/2014) [-]
The above is exactly why.
User avatar #6 - Muppetz (01/19/2014) [-]
>the new Marine Corps
#19 - Picture 01/18/2014 on ...woops -2
#34 - Picture 01/15/2014 on Oh fuck yea. . . +2
#18 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Frostbite +47
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#400 - ...no 01/15/2014 on link to song in desc 0
#4 - >Air Force  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2014 on *Screams internally* +1
#208 - Mad Dog for Supreme Warlord of Earth 01/10/2014 on skittles 0

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User avatar #33 - Shadow Guardian (11/18/2014) [-]
Are you familiar with a fanfic titled Article 2?
User avatar #34 to #33 - Muppetz (11/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, you could say that.
User avatar #35 to #34 - Shadow Guardian (11/19/2014) [-]
I ******* knew it. Did any of your superiors ever find the fic? You hinted once that you wrote it on USMC computers.
User avatar #36 to #35 - Muppetz (11/19/2014) [-]
No during the time I wrote that I was getting my top secret clearance.
I had a sneaky suspicion they might be watching my computer history. But I think I was just being paranoid.
User avatar #37 to #36 - Shadow Guardian (11/19/2014) [-]
It was funny though. Staff Sergeant, I can explain everything!
User avatar #38 to #37 - Shadow Guardian (11/19/2014) [-]
I may have screwed up the rank, I don't know.
User avatar #39 to #38 - Muppetz (11/19/2014) [-]
No that was it.
I wrote that chapter during my time at the OSO. My handler was a Staff Sgt. He was a good guy. I think he's with 2-8 now.
Glad you liked it though.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Shadow Guardian (11/20/2014) [-]
I hope you are still writing. It's one of my favorite HiE stories.
User avatar #41 to #40 - Muppetz (11/23/2014) [-]
Add me on Skype. I'll send you most of the next chapter.
#31 - adding (12/01/2013) [-]
can i have your fj points please <3
#26 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Was going to animate you but decided to play Civilization instead. You get the jist.
Was going to animate you but decided to play Civilization instead. You get the jist.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Muppetz (10/25/2013) [-]
Well you just made my day
User avatar #28 to #27 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd return the favour after that epic comment you did. ;P
User avatar #25 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride Your avatar reminds me of this song.
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