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Date Signed Up:3/18/2010
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#15 - KNIIIFE HAAAAND! 01/19/2014 on My favorite joke +1
#14 - You guys ever go on field ops and get blanks we would shov…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/19/2014 on My favorite joke +4
#27 - jaked (01/19/2014) [-]
I request more stories like this.
User avatar #36 - Muppetz (01/19/2014) [-]
>In tank unit

Getting the new joins to go and check the tank for "weak spots" in the armor.
Give them a hammer and tell them to hit the armor plates. Tell them "they will hear the difference." and sit back and laugh maniacally while the stupid boot pings away at the tank like a retard.
#33 - pedomegler (01/19/2014) [-]
Me and a couple buddies got drunk on a saturday night one time and decided to see how vigilant the mp at the gate was. so we go grab our flaks, no sapis cuz we dont want to fucken break and pay for them, and some cami paint from a field op a few weeks back. paint ourselves up, dress in black, throw on flaks. We are ready. drive off base, go down the road about a mile or so, park car. stumble back to gate, we are about half a football field from gate. to dark for them to see us. we branch off and try to get as close to the gate with out being seen as possible. right on top of them. wait for the signal. 'ATTACH BAYONNETES!' fucking rush past mp war crying like a boot. Gate gaurd is a pfc. He looks scared as fuck. Tackle him to ground, get up and run. on base, past gate, running like crazy, hear pfc behind me "GET BACK, GET BACK, GET DOWN" lolz wat. stop running and look back, pfc has pistol pointed at me. to drunk to care. call him a boot and take off running again. make it back to barracks room and pass out. next day wake up in flak ad pain all over face, remeber what happened. MFW if it hadn't have been a boot on gaurd i prbly would have been shot.
#35 - Muppetz (01/19/2014) [-]
>boots
#5 - Picture 01/19/2014 on Ceremony for throwing out... +1
#6 - >the new Marine Corps 01/19/2014 on My favorite joke 0
#4 - No this is pretty much normal **** for Marines...  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2014 on My favorite joke +22
User avatar #5 - semperkillusmc (01/19/2014) [-]
oh flying spaghetti monster I haven't seen this in so long. they don't let us have buffers anymore
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (01/19/2014) [-]
The above is exactly why.
User avatar #6 - Muppetz (01/19/2014) [-]
>the new Marine Corps
#19 - Picture 01/18/2014 on ...woops -2
#34 - Picture 01/15/2014 on Oh fuck yea. . . +2
#18 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Frostbite +47
#44 - kawaiidesudesuu Comment deleted by Muppetz
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#22 - heartlessrobot Comment deleted by Muppetz
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#400 - ...no 01/15/2014 on link to song in desc 0
#4 - >Air Force  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2014 on *Screams internally* +1
#208 - Mad Dog for Supreme Warlord of Earth 01/10/2014 on skittles 0
#18 - Im a Marine, but that's not me. Just some guy.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2014 on skittles 0
User avatar #23 - semperkillusmc (01/09/2014) [-]
Amos is a fucking wook lover
User avatar #208 - Muppetz (01/10/2014) [-]
Mad Dog for Supreme Warlord of Earth
#2 - No matter how many times you watch it you always kinda hope he… 01/09/2014 on Still a better love story... +8
#10 - Beware the wook  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2014 on skittles +10
User avatar #14 - haydenmonty (01/09/2014) [-]
Im confused, is that you? Or a wook? And are you a Marine? because in my adventures only Marines call them wooks haha
User avatar #18 - Muppetz (01/09/2014) [-]
Im a Marine, but that's not me. Just some guy.
User avatar #23 - semperkillusmc (01/09/2014) [-]
Amos is a fucking wook lover
User avatar #208 - Muppetz (01/10/2014) [-]
Mad Dog for Supreme Warlord of Earth
#7 - Nothing could possibly go wrong here. 01/09/2014 on but, why? +2
#2 - Picture 01/08/2014 on Dear god no 0
#74 - Picture 01/08/2014 on The shit I can find. +5
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on Bridge of content part 2 +167
#95 - Rvalldrgg (01/07/2014) [-]
#4668635 - why 01/06/2014 on Play items 0
#60 - I posted a picture of a Marine from my unit stapling a shot-sp… 01/06/2014 on Look at description +20
#7 - Picture 01/04/2014 on puns +2
#6 - Picture 01/03/2014 on Not Mine But Wanted To Share +2
#161 - Picture 01/03/2014 on ghouls just wanna have fun +2
#18 - And on that day, every Airman on the internet became instantly…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2013 on heh +16
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (12/31/2013) [-]
air force dont do shit
aviation do the flying
#17 - Picture 12/31/2013 on heh +1

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User avatar #33 - Shadow Guardian (11/18/2014) [-]
Are you familiar with a fanfic titled Article 2?
User avatar #34 to #33 - Muppetz (11/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, you could say that.
User avatar #35 to #34 - Shadow Guardian (11/19/2014) [-]
I ******* knew it. Did any of your superiors ever find the fic? You hinted once that you wrote it on USMC computers.
User avatar #36 to #35 - Muppetz (11/19/2014) [-]
No during the time I wrote that I was getting my top secret clearance.
I had a sneaky suspicion they might be watching my computer history. But I think I was just being paranoid.
User avatar #37 to #36 - Shadow Guardian (11/19/2014) [-]
It was funny though. Staff Sergeant, I can explain everything!
User avatar #38 to #37 - Shadow Guardian (11/19/2014) [-]
I may have screwed up the rank, I don't know.
User avatar #39 to #38 - Muppetz (11/19/2014) [-]
No that was it.
I wrote that chapter during my time at the OSO. My handler was a Staff Sgt. He was a good guy. I think he's with 2-8 now.
Glad you liked it though.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Shadow Guardian (11/20/2014) [-]
I hope you are still writing. It's one of my favorite HiE stories.
User avatar #41 to #40 - Muppetz (11/23/2014) [-]
Add me on Skype. I'll send you most of the next chapter.
#31 - adding (12/01/2013) [-]
can i have your fj points please <3
#26 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Was going to animate you but decided to play Civilization instead. You get the jist.
Was going to animate you but decided to play Civilization instead. You get the jist.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Muppetz (10/25/2013) [-]
Well you just made my day
User avatar #28 to #27 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd return the favour after that epic comment you did. ;P
User avatar #25 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride Your avatar reminds me of this song.
#24 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
OH-HO-HO
#23 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
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