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Date Signed Up:3/18/2010
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#2 - Sounds like someone got cut from the football team in highschool...  [+] (7 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Sports! *grunt grunt grunt* +172
#14 - anonymous (03/01/2014) [-]
>nerd
>wanting to get on the football team
What the fuck
#10 - allinallout (03/01/2014) [-]
shit I played 3 varsity sports and no girls, let alone girls this hot, played with my doodandle
#5 - MadGod Comment deleted by Muppetz
#38 - funkyrednipples (03/01/2014) [-]
Yeah fucking right, more like weight hugging, while you haul your fat ass around the place, you dork.
User avatar #29 - kikkelikeiju (03/01/2014) [-]
Coincidentally, I´m a weightlifter too! My weight has been rising slowly but steadily since the army...
#7 - feragon (03/01/2014) [-]
Weightlifting is for faggots
#9 - magicpotato (03/01/2014) [-]
#85 - Pretty sure Europeans are just making up things and then telli… 02/28/2014 on maltesers 0
#211 - Dear diary, today brony was a pretty cool guy...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on Horses n' Guns +5
#234 - hitbyadriveby (02/28/2014) [-]
#4 - Glow belts are love Glow Belts are life  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Good job, Lieutenant +8
User avatar #7 - agreatusername (02/27/2014) [-]
Terrorists, mortars, enemy rounds, cars, trucks, SUV's, disease, none of them can hurt you if you wear your PT belt!
User avatar #10 - toadkillerdog (02/27/2014) [-]
and you have a fresh haircut. the glare from your freshly buzzed head will blind the enemy
User avatar #13 - agreatusername (02/27/2014) [-]
I shave my head....DOUBLE THE GLARE!!
#1 - Will someone please explain this sudden trend of pokemon fossi…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Fuckin' twitch +3
#7 - janosaudron (02/25/2014) [-]
what really ended up happening is that when they got the helix fossil they tried to toss it and found out they couldn't. after that they figured it was immortal and coincidentally due to all the start spamming they chose the helix fossil nearly every time before they could actually get anything accomplished
#3 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
During the stream, due to massive Start-spamming in the chat as well as the other players actually trying to play typing commands, they repeatedly "consulted" the Helix fossil item

Shit happens, and a religion is made
User avatar #2 - jubnik (02/25/2014) [-]
twitchplayspokemon made a religion
i dont understand it either
#4 - demd (02/25/2014) [-]
it really started with the gym battle with Misty. About a minute in, they open items and go to the Helix fossil and keep selecting it about a dozen times. Then they won. So they revere it as a god, at first a good luck charm, but they kept selecting it so that it resembled prayer and ritual. Shit's so cash
#74 - Picture 02/18/2014 on A needed repost. 0
#8 - You posted what we were all thinking. Bless you, sir. 02/17/2014 on racism is funny +5
#11 - I remember this  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on A needed repost. +1
User avatar #71 - newdevyx (02/18/2014) [-]
Good.
#9 - I'll bet the internet made some great porn of this movie.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2014 on Facts about Frozen +7
#42 - ...I know her in real life... 02/13/2014 on So this is a thing 0
#3 - it totally works 02/12/2014 on Try it out! +10
#3 - what 02/11/2014 on TFW alien vs... +1
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2014 on Let this sink in +12
#9 - justinsane (02/11/2014) [-]
#20 - Its true too. I work at a gun store, and its a popular jok…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2014 on Magical girl Revy. 0
User avatar #21 - yuukoku (02/11/2014) [-]
I was in a gun store in Garland I believe and they had this poster with Obama and the caption "best gun salesman of the year." Still makes me laugh. To be honest, I think it's sort of sad how he's just kind of not done anything in the last few months. Hopefully the next guy does better.
New York has these insane laws on shipping ammo and weapons or parts, so what people up there do is get their contacts in Southern states to just buy it for them and ship it up to them because that's apparently legal and nobody can do anything about that.
#18 - Yeah I know a bunch of guys that buy as many AR-15 lowers as p…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Magical girl Revy. +1
User avatar #19 - yuukoku (02/11/2014) [-]
Talk about "buy low, sell high." I hope CNN has figured out that whenever they make a big deal out of gun-control, they end up indirectly causing the sale of, like, ten times the number of assault rifles, drum mags, and handguns that would usually be sold in a year. They're still talking about how fast the ARs went off the shelves when the president was elected back in '08.
User avatar #24 - sketchE (02/11/2014) [-]
im still having trouble buying a box of 9mm
#56 - duoblackrose (02/11/2014) [-]
The shop i go to here in PA recently got a butt-ton of 9mm, unfortunatly i can't afford any of it. also, semi-related. I own a Beretta M9 that i've named "Rebecca", as in Revy's real name.
User avatar #91 - sketchE (02/11/2014) [-]
nice. ive had mine for a year now and havent gotten a chance to shoot it
#99 - duoblackrose (02/12/2014) [-]
believe me, they're wonderful. bought mine brand new, expected to have some breaking-in jams, but over 500 rounds and not a malfunction yet, haven't had a chance to test 6 of these magazines though, the 4 surplus mags might give me some trouble, but i bought them because they were cheap and i don't mind if they get tossed around.
User avatar #100 - sketchE (02/12/2014) [-]
i had to buy the display model but im happy i got it. i used one when working security and i loved it mine came with two mags
User avatar #20 - Muppetz (02/11/2014) [-]
Its true too.
I work at a gun store, and its a popular joke that Obama is our best salesman.
Whenever anything big happens in the news even if its unrelated, like a hurricane or some shit, people ALWAYS make a run on the guns.
User avatar #21 - yuukoku (02/11/2014) [-]
I was in a gun store in Garland I believe and they had this poster with Obama and the caption "best gun salesman of the year." Still makes me laugh. To be honest, I think it's sort of sad how he's just kind of not done anything in the last few months. Hopefully the next guy does better.
New York has these insane laws on shipping ammo and weapons or parts, so what people up there do is get their contacts in Southern states to just buy it for them and ship it up to them because that's apparently legal and nobody can do anything about that.
#16 - Hunting, Sport shooting, Trap, Skeet, Collectors, Resale, Inve…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/10/2014 on Magical girl Revy. 0
User avatar #17 - yuukoku (02/11/2014) [-]
I had the freaky doomsday preppers in my head as I wrote than and only thought about normal reasons to have guns after I posted it.

Now that I think about it, all those guys who invested in tons of .22 boxes a few years back to sell later are probably laughing their way to the bank right now.
User avatar #18 - Muppetz (02/11/2014) [-]
Yeah I know a bunch of guys that buy as many AR-15 lowers as possible and then sell them for serious bank once the market dips down again.
Like they buy then when they're 69.99 and sell them for 1000$
Shits a business.
User avatar #19 - yuukoku (02/11/2014) [-]
Talk about "buy low, sell high." I hope CNN has figured out that whenever they make a big deal out of gun-control, they end up indirectly causing the sale of, like, ten times the number of assault rifles, drum mags, and handguns that would usually be sold in a year. They're still talking about how fast the ARs went off the shelves when the president was elected back in '08.
User avatar #24 - sketchE (02/11/2014) [-]
im still having trouble buying a box of 9mm
#56 - duoblackrose (02/11/2014) [-]
The shop i go to here in PA recently got a butt-ton of 9mm, unfortunatly i can't afford any of it. also, semi-related. I own a Beretta M9 that i've named "Rebecca", as in Revy's real name.
User avatar #91 - sketchE (02/11/2014) [-]
nice. ive had mine for a year now and havent gotten a chance to shoot it
#99 - duoblackrose (02/12/2014) [-]
believe me, they're wonderful. bought mine brand new, expected to have some breaking-in jams, but over 500 rounds and not a malfunction yet, haven't had a chance to test 6 of these magazines though, the 4 surplus mags might give me some trouble, but i bought them because they were cheap and i don't mind if they get tossed around.
User avatar #100 - sketchE (02/12/2014) [-]
i had to buy the display model but im happy i got it. i used one when working security and i loved it mine came with two mags
User avatar #20 - Muppetz (02/11/2014) [-]
Its true too.
I work at a gun store, and its a popular joke that Obama is our best salesman.
Whenever anything big happens in the news even if its unrelated, like a hurricane or some shit, people ALWAYS make a run on the guns.
User avatar #21 - yuukoku (02/11/2014) [-]
I was in a gun store in Garland I believe and they had this poster with Obama and the caption "best gun salesman of the year." Still makes me laugh. To be honest, I think it's sort of sad how he's just kind of not done anything in the last few months. Hopefully the next guy does better.
New York has these insane laws on shipping ammo and weapons or parts, so what people up there do is get their contacts in Southern states to just buy it for them and ship it up to them because that's apparently legal and nobody can do anything about that.
#13 - Come on guns...Write my dissertation!  [+] (18 new replies) 02/10/2014 on Magical girl Revy. +8
User avatar #26 - luckyshotdk (02/11/2014) [-]
Is that a lightsaber?
#29 - ivanooze (02/11/2014) [-]
An elegant weapon from a more civilized time, yes.
#15 - yuukoku (02/10/2014) [-]
In my honest opinion, there's nothing wrong with having guns, but there's a point where you're just wasting money. I mean, in an emergency, how many guns can you carry with you on top of everything else you'll need?

don't look at the gif it will kill you
#51 - swordmasterredman (02/11/2014) [-]
that gif...
User avatar #23 - Maroon (02/11/2014) [-]
That gif kinda turns me on. Awkward.
User avatar #50 - chaossniper (02/11/2014) [-]
that gid grinds my gear
User avatar #16 - Muppetz (02/10/2014) [-]
Hunting, Sport shooting, Trap, Skeet, Collectors, Resale, Investors, Traders, Gun Show enthusiasts...

There are lots of reasons to buy/sell/trade guns.
Not everyone who buys guns is a looney doomsday prepper.
User avatar #17 - yuukoku (02/11/2014) [-]
I had the freaky doomsday preppers in my head as I wrote than and only thought about normal reasons to have guns after I posted it.

Now that I think about it, all those guys who invested in tons of .22 boxes a few years back to sell later are probably laughing their way to the bank right now.
User avatar #18 - Muppetz (02/11/2014) [-]
Yeah I know a bunch of guys that buy as many AR-15 lowers as possible and then sell them for serious bank once the market dips down again.
Like they buy then when they're 69.99 and sell them for 1000$
Shits a business.
User avatar #19 - yuukoku (02/11/2014) [-]
Talk about "buy low, sell high." I hope CNN has figured out that whenever they make a big deal out of gun-control, they end up indirectly causing the sale of, like, ten times the number of assault rifles, drum mags, and handguns that would usually be sold in a year. They're still talking about how fast the ARs went off the shelves when the president was elected back in '08.
User avatar #24 - sketchE (02/11/2014) [-]
im still having trouble buying a box of 9mm
#56 - duoblackrose (02/11/2014) [-]
The shop i go to here in PA recently got a butt-ton of 9mm, unfortunatly i can't afford any of it. also, semi-related. I own a Beretta M9 that i've named "Rebecca", as in Revy's real name.
User avatar #91 - sketchE (02/11/2014) [-]
nice. ive had mine for a year now and havent gotten a chance to shoot it
#99 - duoblackrose (02/12/2014) [-]
believe me, they're wonderful. bought mine brand new, expected to have some breaking-in jams, but over 500 rounds and not a malfunction yet, haven't had a chance to test 6 of these magazines though, the 4 surplus mags might give me some trouble, but i bought them because they were cheap and i don't mind if they get tossed around.
User avatar #100 - sketchE (02/12/2014) [-]
i had to buy the display model but im happy i got it. i used one when working security and i loved it mine came with two mags
User avatar #20 - Muppetz (02/11/2014) [-]
Its true too.
I work at a gun store, and its a popular joke that Obama is our best salesman.
Whenever anything big happens in the news even if its unrelated, like a hurricane or some shit, people ALWAYS make a run on the guns.
User avatar #21 - yuukoku (02/11/2014) [-]
I was in a gun store in Garland I believe and they had this poster with Obama and the caption "best gun salesman of the year." Still makes me laugh. To be honest, I think it's sort of sad how he's just kind of not done anything in the last few months. Hopefully the next guy does better.
New York has these insane laws on shipping ammo and weapons or parts, so what people up there do is get their contacts in Southern states to just buy it for them and ship it up to them because that's apparently legal and nobody can do anything about that.
#14 - kaboomz (02/10/2014) [-]
#3 - Picture 02/10/2014 on Bat Momma +16
#65 - >abc fw 02/10/2014 on Olympic reporting fail 0
#4 - You'll be fine.. 02/10/2014 on da smartest 0
#30 - Its not unlikely that there could be some blood spurts from th… 02/09/2014 on #YOLO 0
#132 - Oh Im sorry. I didn't realize this was the ******* … 02/09/2014 on like the way this is.. +6
#15 - Comment deleted 02/09/2014 on Proving a point 0
#76 - ... **** 02/09/2014 on Sorry +1
#23 - If they're not out filling body bags they're probably out back…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2014 on like the way this is.. +15
User avatar #117 - tehlulzbringer (02/09/2014) [-]
i can confirm this
hollywood told me so

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User avatar #33 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
Are you familiar with a fanfic titled Article 2?
User avatar #34 to #33 - Muppetz (11/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, you could say that.
User avatar #35 to #34 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
I ******* knew it. Did any of your superiors ever find the fic? You hinted once that you wrote it on USMC computers.
User avatar #36 to #35 - Muppetz (11/19/2014) [-]
No during the time I wrote that I was getting my top secret clearance.
I had a sneaky suspicion they might be watching my computer history. But I think I was just being paranoid.
User avatar #37 to #36 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
It was funny though. Staff Sergeant, I can explain everything!
User avatar #38 to #37 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
I may have screwed up the rank, I don't know.
User avatar #39 to #38 - Muppetz (11/19/2014) [-]
No that was it.
I wrote that chapter during my time at the OSO. My handler was a Staff Sgt. He was a good guy. I think he's with 2-8 now.
Glad you liked it though.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
I hope you are still writing. It's one of my favorite HiE stories.
User avatar #41 to #40 - Muppetz (11/23/2014) [-]
Add me on Skype. I'll send you most of the next chapter.
#31 - adding (12/01/2013) [-]
can i have your fj points please <3
#26 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Was going to animate you but decided to play Civilization instead. You get the jist.
Was going to animate you but decided to play Civilization instead. You get the jist.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Muppetz (10/25/2013) [-]
Well you just made my day
User avatar #28 to #27 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd return the favour after that epic comment you did. ;P
User avatar #25 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride Your avatar reminds me of this song.
#24 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
OH-HO-HO
#23 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
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