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Muppetz

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:3/18/2010
Location:United States
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Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:878 times
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#9 - aw 10/10/2016 on pokemony +7
#7 - finally....a song that gets me  [+] (2 replies) 10/10/2016 on D.Va Being more of a Diva +1
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#36 - froot (10/11/2016) [-]
Do you also not know why it's such a big dildo?
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#30 - talldumbdork (10/11/2016) [-]
Tough being a primadonna girl, eh?
#11 - Picture 10/10/2016 on "Girls" +4
#103 - I used to teach firearms courses. One of my students was an ol…  [+] (1 reply) 10/10/2016 on GORETOBER: Gunshot 0
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#104 - GeneralLeeInsane (10/10/2016) [-]
I could see osteoporosis being an issue there, yeah.

And yeah, if you wrap your hand around the slide, it's gonna fuck your shit up, cause there's a lot of stuff to get ahold of.
Putting your hand behind the slide is where all the force is, but there's no surface area.
#98 - The placement of your finger behind the slide would mean the a…  [+] (3 replies) 10/10/2016 on GORETOBER: Gunshot +1
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#102 - GeneralLeeInsane (10/10/2016) [-]
Grip would have to be incredibly strong to break the finger, or for the slide to cut the finger off.

You'd probably end up with some skin missing on the end of your finger, possibly your finger would slip, and the slide would make some small slices into the side of the finger.
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#103 - Muppetz (10/10/2016) [-]
I used to teach firearms courses. One of my students was an older lady who borrowed her husbands glock 22 .Wrapped her left hand around the slide and it came back and shattered the knuckle on her thumb. Maybe it was because she was older but it broke the skin and was all dangly and gross.
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#104 - GeneralLeeInsane (10/10/2016) [-]
I could see osteoporosis being an issue there, yeah.

And yeah, if you wrap your hand around the slide, it's gonna fuck your shit up, cause there's a lot of stuff to get ahold of.
Putting your hand behind the slide is where all the force is, but there's no surface area.
#13 - this schnauzer has outstanding moral character for a dog  [+] (3 replies) 10/09/2016 on Wedding +34
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#47 - lazysans (10/09/2016) [-]
he's an ordained minister of the state, of course he's good boy
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#48 - lazysans (10/09/2016) [-]
whoops meant to reply to >>#31
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#31 - spacekraken (10/09/2016) [-]
He's a good boy