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#5 - This dude lives by me  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2016 on Polygon are literally... +2
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#33 - thewambo (06/08/2016) [-]
Living in the same state as that guy pisses my off for some reason.
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#37 - Muppetz (06/08/2016) [-]
Me too. I was a tactics and firearms instructor for five years so this pisses me off extra hard.
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#17 - ninjabadger (06/08/2016) [-]
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#5 - I go to this twice a year. Even if you just go for the night … 06/08/2016 on Night time machine gun shoot 0
#2 - Its funny because taurus makes garbage guns  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2016 on come to br pl0x +4
#3 - anon (06/08/2016) [-]
Unless it's a revolver, in which they shoot things dead and tend to function just fine.

(though the back plate thing to the cylinder began to bend outward after running a significant amount of ammunition through it, though it was very slight)

I've got a pretty large collection and cheap guns are mostly what you pay for, but there are always shiny, polished turds compared to festering ones.

*shudders at thought of jennings .380 stovepipe-o-matic*
#8 - I would love to see the US pull all its military support and h…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/08/2016 on American march "Dragoon... +20
#10 - limberlarry (06/08/2016) [-]
While I agree dont pretend that the US does stuff for humanitarian reasons
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#13 - Muppetz (06/08/2016) [-]
Yeah, all those food drops, medical supplies, and funding for schools and hospitals is all a part of our evil master plan.
If we help, we're meddling nefarious world police.
If we don't help, were bigoted selfish anchorites.

Fuck it. Maybe you're right. I don't even care anymore.
#14 - limberlarry (06/08/2016) [-]
I never said anything about evil, just thats its really naive to think america does it out of the goodness of its heart. Its all about maintaining hegemony, which is fine, because america is far better than any of the realistic alternatives, except maybe a united europe
#17 - anon (06/08/2016) [-]
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#16 - waffies (06/08/2016) [-]
Also correcting myself, Mercy is Atlantic, its the Comfort that was in the Carribean at the time
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#15 - waffies (06/08/2016) [-]
Well, I don't think it's as bad as maintaining hegemony, I do believe america as a political power does a lot of aide work just to say "hey look at us we're helping!", but that being said, the cogs in the machine that get the aid to other countries are mostly people who want to do real good in the world. Red Cross, Americares, Doctors Without Borders, all of that comes from people having the ability and will to do the right thing.

So, points to a percent of the american people, not governing power? Even the military jumps to help before the political leadership makes final decisions. The navy vessel Mercy was sent to Haiti the moment the earthquake was reported, and the Admiral who sent it without permission got reprimanded for making such a big decision without contacting anyone first
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#35 - cubicalpayload (06/08/2016) [-]
Did he actually get reprimanded or was it more of a slap on the wrist?
#11 - The Orchestra fandom is getting pretty heated 06/07/2016 on Meach Seythooko Kemurcirge +16
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#6 - I dont think 10mm "failed". Its still pretty readily… 05/30/2016 on Anon asks for a new question +2
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