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Date Signed Up:3/18/2010
Last Login:11/27/2014
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#84 - Its funny because she keeps getting summoned 11/24/2014 on I heard we are into this +2
#3 - Picture 11/24/2014 on Working at a Gun Store +1
#8 - So...is this like...a horror game? Because if so I have s… 11/23/2014 on Never seen this kind of DLC +1
#7 - Do you still hang out with Ferris Bueller?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2014 on For Halloween... +244
#23 - Womens Study Major (11/24/2014) [-]
first thoughts for me as well, nice one.
User avatar #19 - xxjmacxx (11/24/2014) [-]
Dang beat me to it. +1
User avatar #16 - peinguino (11/24/2014) [-]
oh man this guy was a boss

gotta re-watch that movie
#33 - So I guess this is my life now 11/23/2014 on I heard we are into this +18
#41 - Add me on Skype. I'll send you most of the next chapter. 11/23/2014 on Muppetz's profile 0
#7 - Some people don't like to read. Why is that so horrible? I…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Books taste bad +7
User avatar #133 - thegirlyoudespise (11/23/2014) [-]
I honestly can't stand reading, i only do it for school

partially because i don't have the attention span to just sit down for an hour and just...read

that being said i don't see a problem with people wanting to buy books, it's their money to do as they choose
User avatar #77 - thewulfman (11/23/2014) [-]
Obviously reading was important enough to him to want a partner who loved the hobby as much as him.
User avatar #26 - victorydanceofc (11/23/2014) [-]
He didn't want to be with a person who was going to criticize him for being a book lover.

I know I wouldn't want to date a guy who didn't like reading.
#39 - flufflepuff (11/23/2014) [-]
I figured she just whines about everything, and he was done with it
#5 - I can understand the argument. But I prefer the feel of b…  [+] (22 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Books taste bad +304
User avatar #145 - antiuchihalover (11/23/2014) [-]
Not only that, but I find e-readers put too much strain on my eyes. I can read a book for hours without trouble, but with an e-reader, I'm borderline blind for 30 minutes after.
#142 - thergrief (11/23/2014) [-]
I understand the feeling.
I assume it's because due to the exposure to fantasy entertainments (video games, movies, tv...), which expose grand archmages (for instance) reading the books, you get the feeling of earning wisdom, exploring knowledge, and a feeling of isolation, since reading through phone or tablet puts you in a place (the device) around people (the device having Facebook, Whatsapp...).
User avatar #141 - sweetnesspsn (11/23/2014) [-]
are you a submariner?
#137 - odinshomeboy (11/23/2014) [-]
Stop Molesting books you sick fuck
User avatar #132 - ieatbengay (11/23/2014) [-]
the fact is you're tiny little irrelevant preference doesn't justify wasting all this money and resources on making books that could be made into a few electrical impulses or however hard drives work
#126 - satansferret (11/23/2014) [-]
don't forget the new book smell!
#121 - turian (11/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #158 - killerliquid (11/23/2014) [-]
It's hard to remember and keep reading at 750wpm though
#110 - jwash (11/23/2014) [-]
When I was in Iraq for 16 months, my family would send me books all the time since that's what I did in my free time. I ended up with close to 50 books over that time. I couldn't even come close to bringing them all home to put on my bookshelf. I had to leave so many good(and expensive) books that will probably be torn to pieces by dumb asses.
#106 - captnnorway (11/23/2014) [-]
Can't say I agree. I prefer reading books in a hammock, and it seems that most of the time I try to find a good position to read in. Turning the pages is nice and all, but it's too much of a hassle for me. All in all I think it's more inconvenient to read books on paper. But if I'm reading school books or sitting like a normal person then yes, books are usually better. It's just that I almost only read books while laying down.
#91 - killerofcows (11/23/2014) [-]
I too prefer a real book over e-book, but for me that doesnt read to much/often libraries offer enough
User avatar #88 - KIKORBV (11/23/2014) [-]
I can relate. I dont read a lot but i hate reading from a screen. My head starts hurting after a couple of minutes.
User avatar #83 - bitchletsgo (11/23/2014) [-]
I'd fuckin love to have all the books I ready on my shelf, but damn me I read so quick I would go broke in like 2 months :/
#79 - isabitofaplonker (11/23/2014) [-]
Everyone always says that to me but I never understood why that matters, it's the contents of the book not the actual book I'm interested in.
User avatar #152 - legitlolz (11/23/2014) [-]
I understand where you're coming from, but his (or hers, but definitely our) point is that the experience is different when reading a paper copy. It's the same reason I can't play card games online. I gotta be able to feel the cards to get the full play experience. I feel the same way about books.
#164 - isabitofaplonker (11/23/2014) [-]
Well playing with cards is a cooperatively shared experience so it's completely different from reading a book.

A book conversely can be read on any format and still be a book. Although you have people who genuinely like poker as a competitive game that play it online but that's not the same thing as playing cards socially.

What you're talking about is ''freshness'' which has nothing to do with books. A fresh book smells fresh because it's fresh, most fresh things smell fresh. YOU LIKE SMELLING FRESH THINGS.< Our collective fetish.
Also pride in taking up space with mountains of unnecessary books to make you seem sophisticated is frankly idiotic. Referring to some of the comments that mention having lots of books on their bookshelves is a source of pride, sorry for the digression.
User avatar #165 - legitlolz (11/23/2014) [-]
Again, I understand where you are coming from, and I'll agree to disagree on the notion that online poker to poker is different than any other card game. But I didn't make any mention of "freshness" or smells or the like, so I'm not sure where you got that, my point was ill-stated, though, and it should have been said that I find e-books to be cold and uninviting as opposed to a hard copy.

As for the last point about the pride, I completely agree. Books should be a source of entertainment, not some poor replacement for a trophy you can brag about.
#76 - thewulfman (11/23/2014) [-]
I agree 100%. I love owning a physical copy of the book, but I also read ebooks. It's nice not depending on an electric device to be able to read.
#55 - Womens Study Major (11/23/2014) [-]
Did this argument really happen?!
User avatar #24 - HardyUndertook (11/23/2014) [-]
I prefer audio books. As an avid reader I can spend hours reading and get nothing accomphlished but with audio books and I can read and do a bunch of other things
User avatar #49 - honkan (11/23/2014) [-]
Are you just talking about busywork, or are you actually able to listen to a book while you do work that require you to think? I tried to listen to a book while studying, but I just couldn't focus enough on both at the same time.
User avatar #50 - HardyUndertook (11/23/2014) [-]
busywork....i listen to classical music while I study

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User avatar #33 - Shadow Guardian (11/18/2014) [-]
Are you familiar with a fanfic titled Article 2?
User avatar #34 to #33 - Muppetz (11/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, you could say that.
User avatar #35 to #34 - Shadow Guardian (11/19/2014) [-]
I ******* knew it. Did any of your superiors ever find the fic? You hinted once that you wrote it on USMC computers.
User avatar #36 to #35 - Muppetz (11/19/2014) [-]
No during the time I wrote that I was getting my top secret clearance.
I had a sneaky suspicion they might be watching my computer history. But I think I was just being paranoid.
User avatar #37 to #36 - Shadow Guardian (11/19/2014) [-]
It was funny though. Staff Sergeant, I can explain everything!
User avatar #38 to #37 - Shadow Guardian (11/19/2014) [-]
I may have screwed up the rank, I don't know.
User avatar #39 to #38 - Muppetz (11/19/2014) [-]
No that was it.
I wrote that chapter during my time at the OSO. My handler was a Staff Sgt. He was a good guy. I think he's with 2-8 now.
Glad you liked it though.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Shadow Guardian (11/20/2014) [-]
I hope you are still writing. It's one of my favorite HiE stories.
User avatar #41 to #40 - Muppetz (11/23/2014) [-]
Add me on Skype. I'll send you most of the next chapter.
#31 - adding (12/01/2013) [-]
can i have your fj points please <3
#26 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Was going to animate you but decided to play Civilization instead. You get the jist.
Was going to animate you but decided to play Civilization instead. You get the jist.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Muppetz (10/25/2013) [-]
Well you just made my day
User avatar #28 to #27 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd return the favour after that epic comment you did. ;P
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Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride Your avatar reminds me of this song.
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