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#41 - I had a dream that some guy broke into my house and shot me th… 6 hours ago on NDGT 0
#29 - Is this a video game or an anime?  [+] (3 new replies) 6 hours ago on Descartes +1
#33 - drackmore (5 hours ago) [-]
Both
This is from the anime but you can do this in the game.
That nurse is a total slut
Not really but she unlocks a pretty decent persona if I recall
#38 - piratechicken (5 hours ago) [-]
She unlocks Beelzebub who is pretty good except it is weak to light.
User avatar #37 - mrleague (5 hours ago) [-]
Beezlebub If I recall
#919 - Picture 01/28/2015 on Who are you and why do you... +2
#916 - My eye is going to be fine. I got attacked by a dog and its cl…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Who are you and why do you... +3
User avatar #917 - EdwardNigma (01/28/2015) [-]
Ah.
It does complete the "I sell guns" look though, keep wearing it.
#637 - Your recruiter ****** you, dog.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Who are you and why do you... +1
User avatar #670 - nevergetsdubs (01/28/2015) [-]
nah, i wanted that specific contract because of the ridiculous advancement.
I already bought my E-5 symbol patches and put half my uniforms in the cleaners
the only thing i didnt realize is how long the contract it would be for
but i thought about the money and said fuck it, i'll sign that shit
#625 - 8 years?! wtf contract did your ass sign?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Who are you and why do you... +2
#630 - nevergetsdubs (01/28/2015) [-]
US Navy Mechanic Submariner....
i'm 2 years in, still haven't finished training, about to pick up E-5 in 3 months. I'm gonna have 2 goddamn ribbons, my pistol quals, and the red/yellow service ribbon.
User avatar #637 - Muppetz (01/28/2015) [-]
Your recruiter fucked you, dog.
User avatar #670 - nevergetsdubs (01/28/2015) [-]
nah, i wanted that specific contract because of the ridiculous advancement.
I already bought my E-5 symbol patches and put half my uniforms in the cleaners
the only thing i didnt realize is how long the contract it would be for
but i thought about the money and said fuck it, i'll sign that shit
#617 - 23 USMC vet Tactics and Firearms Instructor and I sel…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Who are you and why do you... +24
#1103 - strooz (01/29/2015) [-]
Shit man you're living the life. I ship for Ft. Benning's basic and AIT on the 9th of next month for the Army. I wanna develop and research firearms someday, and retire and own a gunstore.
User avatar #889 - neokun (01/28/2015) [-]
The only people I have ever saw sporting your beard are marines.
User avatar #888 - EdwardNigma (01/28/2015) [-]
Did you actually lose an eye or is that just to complete the "Guy that sells guns for a living" look?
User avatar #916 - Muppetz (01/28/2015) [-]
My eye is going to be fine. I got attacked by a dog and its claw gouged me in they and it got infected and I have to put drops in it and wear this for like two weeks.
User avatar #917 - EdwardNigma (01/28/2015) [-]
Ah.
It does complete the "I sell guns" look though, keep wearing it.
#675 - cherryberrybunny (01/28/2015) [-]
Has anyone ever told you that you are quite attractive?
#919 - Muppetz (01/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #622 - nevergetsdubs (01/28/2015) [-]
the EAS glorybeard....
i want mine so bad.....
8 years left....
User avatar #625 - Muppetz (01/28/2015) [-]
8 years?!
wtf contract did your ass sign?
#630 - nevergetsdubs (01/28/2015) [-]
US Navy Mechanic Submariner....
i'm 2 years in, still haven't finished training, about to pick up E-5 in 3 months. I'm gonna have 2 goddamn ribbons, my pistol quals, and the red/yellow service ribbon.
User avatar #637 - Muppetz (01/28/2015) [-]
Your recruiter fucked you, dog.
User avatar #670 - nevergetsdubs (01/28/2015) [-]
nah, i wanted that specific contract because of the ridiculous advancement.
I already bought my E-5 symbol patches and put half my uniforms in the cleaners
the only thing i didnt realize is how long the contract it would be for
but i thought about the money and said fuck it, i'll sign that shit
User avatar #618 - xxkosukexx (01/28/2015) [-]
I want to become a Marine but how dangerous is it exactly?
#5468 - Picture 01/28/2015 on what does FJ look like? +1
#12 - Picture 01/27/2015 on Dark tower character alignment +1
#5285 - well **** you too  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#5286 - dashgamer (01/27/2015) [-]
Fuck all y'all.

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User avatar #33 - Shadow Guardian (11/18/2014) [-]
Are you familiar with a fanfic titled Article 2?
User avatar #34 to #33 - Muppetz ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, you could say that.
User avatar #35 to #34 - Shadow Guardian (11/19/2014) [-]
I ******* knew it. Did any of your superiors ever find the fic? You hinted once that you wrote it on USMC computers.
User avatar #36 to #35 - Muppetz ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
No during the time I wrote that I was getting my top secret clearance.
I had a sneaky suspicion they might be watching my computer history. But I think I was just being paranoid.
User avatar #37 to #36 - Shadow Guardian (11/19/2014) [-]
It was funny though. Staff Sergeant, I can explain everything!
User avatar #38 to #37 - Shadow Guardian (11/19/2014) [-]
I may have screwed up the rank, I don't know.
User avatar #39 to #38 - Muppetz ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
No that was it.
I wrote that chapter during my time at the OSO. My handler was a Staff Sgt. He was a good guy. I think he's with 2-8 now.
Glad you liked it though.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Shadow Guardian (11/20/2014) [-]
I hope you are still writing. It's one of my favorite HiE stories.
User avatar #41 to #40 - Muppetz ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
Add me on Skype. I'll send you most of the next chapter.
#31 - adding (12/01/2013) [-]
can i have your fj points please <3
#26 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Was going to animate you but decided to play Civilization instead. You get the jist.
Was going to animate you but decided to play Civilization instead. You get the jist.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Muppetz ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
Well you just made my day
User avatar #28 to #27 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd return the favour after that epic comment you did. ;P
User avatar #25 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride Your avatar reminds me of this song.
#24 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
OH-HO-HO
#23 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
#22 - Muppetz ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
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