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#137 - but red wine makes me sleepy 05/19/2016 on /b/ has a dream 0
#46 - he is tho, congress is powerless they are trying to sue him  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2016 on Obama Cuts From Veterans -9
#58 - lolollo (05/18/2016) [-]
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#48 - herecomesjohnny (05/18/2016) [-]
how is congress powerless, the president is a bum when it comes to budget law
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#47 - fresighto (05/18/2016) [-]
He doesn't decide it but he is a big factor
#105 - I hear sleep meds permanently mess with your cycles i woul… 05/18/2016 on /b/ has a dream +2
#2 - kit kat gun in yo mouff 05/18/2016 on 3rd option +15
#81 - not sleeping is insomnia  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2016 on /b/ has a dream 0
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#136 - infinitereaper (05/19/2016) [-]
Narcolepsy can fuck with your sleep cycles, at the very least, a sleep study can tell you what kind of waves your having. Also, alcohol speeds up your heart rate.
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#137 - MuahahaOfLore (05/19/2016) [-]
but red wine makes me sleepy
#80 - what do you mean by write up?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2016 on /b/ has a dream 0
#101 - zandersave (05/18/2016) [-]
i think me means meds
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#105 - MuahahaOfLore (05/18/2016) [-]
I hear sleep meds permanently mess with your cycles
i would rather go the Red Wine route
#26 - posted by "admin" lol still felt like sharing 05/18/2016 on Obama Cuts From Veterans -1
#2 - Apparently this isn't entirely accurate... but might as well b…  [+] (43 new replies) 05/18/2016 on Obama Cuts From Veterans +336
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#125 - billycakes (05/19/2016) [-]
I've heard some sources state that the money was in foreign aid anyway so it wasn't gonna go the americans anyway.
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#150 - MuahahaOfLore (05/19/2016) [-]
that doesnt make sense

money is money; it all comes from the same place
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#161 - billycakes (05/19/2016) [-]
...but it's money that has been designated to foreign aid...are you saying they should transfer money out of foreign aid into domestic?
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#122 - ssidzyik (05/19/2016) [-]
If our neighbors house is on fire we should not be locking ourselves in our home.
#107 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
Our media and politicians in Europe, especially Germany, would look at you as if you were insane. Please spread some rational thinking to the suicidal attention whore humanists.
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#91 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
i dont understand why americans think america is so great, its not
#83 - allahrules (05/19/2016) [-]
yeah it always weirds me out why veterans of the us armed forces get treated so horribly. It's a damn shame when men and women who were willing to risk their lives for their country get treated like trash. I don't agree with us international politics and the wars we have waged but to not treat people who risked their lives for their countries' is a fucking disgrace really.
#72 - imbehindu (05/18/2016) [-]
Giving shit that exploded to other countries is what bankrupted America in the 1st place. Twas all an upward spiral till Vietnam, then you lost the run of yourselves and now everything's fucked. I wonder how many American lives would be immeasurably better if the role of the US internationally were to be altered slightly, just a bit so that you only spent twice as much on defence than the next country does. This would save $300bn dollars annually, and you'd have far less veterans to pay, You could look after all of your veterans, and make college/healthcare free or maybe even just affordable like the rest of the 1st world.
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#55 - silentwarrior (05/18/2016) [-]
Delete the post then, instead of having it up and intentionally spreading false information. Or maybe your arguments are just so weak that you have to resort to lying.
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#38 - angelusprimus (05/18/2016) [-]
Allocation for the Syrians came from the foreign aid programs.
Which means that money was going out of the USA anyhow.
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#54 - silentwarrior (05/18/2016) [-]
Trump supporters care as much about facts as hard core feminists do, which is not at all.
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#71 - hillaryforpotus (05/18/2016) [-]
I think the vocal minority of supporters for most candidates are equally as happy with discarding facts for convenient lies.

As for the feminists part, "Tumblr Feminists" is probably the better term. They're the vocal minority that tends to discard facts at about the same rate as they intake calories and give feminists in general a terrible name.
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#22 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (05/18/2016) [-]
Trump 2016
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#7 - fatminion (05/18/2016) [-]
wow, privilege much? Just because you were lucky enough to be born in a first-world nation doesn't entitle you to more than anyone else. If you were fleeing your homeland because your people are being bombed, raped and murdered, then wouldn't you want some country to take you in? I know this is not a popular opinion on this site, but it's the goddamned humane and right thing to do, and 4.5 billion is peanuts (if indeed that much is allocated for immigration - which sounds pretty legitimate because the US takes in millions of refugees per year even before the Syrian crisis [which the US helped escalate so they could get their hands on more of that sweet, sweet oil - no, literally the CIA and DOD are funding both sides of the conflict there])
#142 - numbmind (05/19/2016) [-]
**numbmind used "*roll picture*"**
**numbmind rolled image**You are a useless piece of shit, they work for us, and we want them to help us before some sand-niggers who foolishly started a rebellion they couldn't finish...
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#137 - koolkidkonnor (05/19/2016) [-]
looks like you're a refugee from tumblr that came here
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#134 - simonhatesfj (05/19/2016) [-]


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#79 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
Maybe the sandniggers shouldn't have fucking started murdering each other over bullshit that Europeans got sick of hundreds of years ago.
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#73 - novus (05/18/2016) [-]
"Just because you were lucky enough to be born in a first-world nation doesn't entitle you to more than anyone else."

Actually, that's exactly how being in a country works.
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#32 - anon (05/18/2016) [-]
u think u can argue or debate with these drumpf-voters?

what a fool...
#140 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
why are you so germanophobic?
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#133 - simonhatesfj (05/19/2016) [-]
what the fuck is wrong with you

if you want to make an argument don't just call him drumpf
that's not even funny
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#84 - GIJorge (05/19/2016) [-]
"eheheh I called him drumpf, that will show them!"
#28 - anon (05/18/2016) [-]
Yes it does when its my own fucking nation. No nation in any land should put others before their own people.
#21 - lean (05/18/2016) [-]
You are such a useless pile of shit. The first duty of the government are the protections of its citizens. That means to any human capable of rational thought that:
1. Being lucky enough to be born here does actually entitle you to more protections than foreigners, legally.
2. That includes honoring the contract of military employment
3. Foreign Immigrants should receive aid only after existing citizens have been covered.

The former service members covered by the VA in one way or another represent and defend the epitome of the reason why immigrants choose to come here. They are the reason why "here" is better than "there". The US is not bound by any regulation to provide for refugees from war torn countries, but the federal government is bound by law to provide for its people as the first priority.
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#12 - schnizel (05/18/2016) [-]
nice bait
#11 - parsimus (05/18/2016) [-]
Just because they put their lives on the line for the interests of this nation doesn't entitle our veterans to more than foreign refugees.
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#41 - parsimus (05/18/2016) [-]
If you guys are giving me reds knowing that this was a sarcastic expression of rage at #7, continue.
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#139 - koolkidkonnor (05/19/2016) [-]
maybe put a "hurrr-duuurrrr" here and there, or some horrible grammar to convey that sarcasm
#155 - parsimus (05/19/2016) [-]
I thought the pic of lazer Trump showed how I felt about the post I was replying to. I want it exploded

Can I make it more clear now? I think #7 is posting bait and if he was serious he'd be retarded. A nation isn't a nation if its people don't come first--especially those who sacrifice for its benefit. That means "the humane and right thing to do" is done for us before anyone else.
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#65 - swaggerfiend (05/18/2016) [-]
You might want to use italics font and/or a smug picture to accompany your comment, as Poe's Law applies here.
#64 - anon (05/18/2016) [-]
Sarcasm is easily lost in text unfortunately. I knew what you meant
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#13 - fatminion (05/18/2016) [-]
Bill Hicks  pick up the gun trke altyaz > put their lives on the line
the just get verbally abused in bootcamp so they will be desensatized to killing then they march around foreign countries where they don't know the first thing about the language or culture an shoot anyone who looks "bad". They are the pawns of a terrible government who starts shit in the Middle East so they can control the oil pipelines and get rich. The Bush family owns oil fields in Texas, are best buddies with the Bin Laden family (who own oil fields in Saudi Arabia) and George W. Bush made it legal for his company to own oil fields in an Alaskan wildlife refuge. And then they tell us that every soldier is a "hero" for protecting the US against the big bad sand niggers, but the truth is that the US has been arming and training militant Islamic groups in the Middle East since the 1970s. I don't doubt being a soldier is a tough job, but it's voluntary and it's a far less important job than elementary school teacher or social worker. These people do a whole hell of a lot more for Americans than 18-year-old high-school drop-outs who got conned into fighting a "war" that shouldn't be fought by manipulative recruiters under the guise of "protecting muh freedoms". That said, the veteran's programs should take WAY better care of these poor, tortured young men and women who come back and probably realize what they've done and that they were just used by the government for oil company's profit, but if they try and tell anyone or defect they get put in Guantanamo Bay and get waterboarded. And like MuahahaOfLore said, they needed to close a funding gap for healthcare, which also will help veterans AND Americans. PST and other psychological problems vets have will be taken care of by health care, while the budget cuts to the VA probably just meant closing a few volleyball courts and laying off a few clerical workers at a few VAs across the nation. Stop sending impressionable young kids who are too young to even buy alcohol into a fucked up war against an enemy created by the very government sending them to war. Makes me sick.
#164 - meaexus (05/19/2016) [-]
You have a fundamental misunderstanding of how the military works
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#165 - fatminion (05/19/2016) [-]
you are buying into the lie of the powers-that-be that tells us we need huge military endeavours to bring freedom to the world but all they really do is protect oil pipelines. If the US or NATO really wanted to fight injustice, they wouldn't send boys who are too stupid for college into the desert to guard oil pipelines - they'd train fucking assassins and take out Kim Jon Un/Il, Putin, Mao and send in highly-trained task forces to re-habilitate third-world countries under former dictator rule so we can end war, starvation and preventable diseases once and for all so we can explore the universe together in peace and harmony for all eternity.

But no, spending nearly half a nation's budget on the war machine and arming Middle Eastern countries and radicalizing them and then marching in bombing the fuck out of both sides is totally the right way to go about making the world a better place.
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#166 - meaexus (05/19/2016) [-]
Or maybe I've just been there and seen it firsthand, instead of sitting in my mother's basement being a keyboard warrior.
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#167 - fatminion (05/19/2016) [-]
did you feel like you made a difference in the lives of people whose langauge and culture you know next to nothing about? Did you bring freedom, liberty, kindness and opportunity to a third world nation in any of your active duty tours? Did you get hazed? Did you get dehumanized by a drill sergeant? WWII was won 6 years, but the largest military force in the world can't take on a few million sandniggers with 10-year-old machine guns living off of rat feces in caves in over 50 years? Nigga please. If you think you have prevented WWIII or hoardes of angry terrorist attacks on the US because of 6 months of patrolling the sand dunes with an AK47, then you should at least take the time to see my point: war is wholly unnecessary in this civilized age - especially a war designed to never end. As long as middle eastern conflict is alive and the threat of terrorism from radicalized Muslims is real, the war machine can keep on spinning and when a town is bombed to kingdom come in Syria, nobody bats an eye because "that's where ISIS/ISIL/Al Qaedea were hiding!" and not "that's where the next shut-off valve is for the oil pipeline.
#143 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
This was the edgiest comment I've ever read.
#90 - darthan (05/19/2016) [-]
#1)Basic training is used to break down a civilian into a soldier, teaching them valuable skills in teamwork and how to perform tasks in a military manner.

#2)Before deployment everyone is FORCED to learn the bare basics of the language, and even while we're deployed we're given multiple pamphlets that teach the basics of the language and customs.

#3)We haven't shot somebody who looks 'Bad' in years. Are you talking about things you learned in a liberal arts class? We're given something called escalation of force. The ONLY time you shoot somebody in combat is if they shoot at you first. Otherwise we'd be blasting away as many Hajj as we fuckin could.

#4)The United States military does NOT take high school drop outs anymore. You need a minimum of a High School degree to join. Used to be you needed a GED, but they changed that. Recruiters are given a number of recruits that they need to hit, so yeah, they're gonna pump up what the military can give. At no point did my recruiter give me 'yeah, protect fredumb.' That's not how it works.

#5)Only terrorists go to Guantanamo Bay. Soldiers who get out of the military are allowed to talk about their military experience. If they say they can't talk about it because they could go to jail, chances are they're just a fuckin liar.

#6)When they VA has budget cuts, that means that every FUCKING SOLDIER WHO NEEDS HELP DOESN'T GET THAT ASSISTANCE. There's a reason people go to the VA and are stuck in square 1 for like 15 years. You wanna help health care? How about you FORCE the big companies that charge 200$ for fuckin cough syrup to have to produce it for less, or the government wont give them business? How about affordable health care. Here's a news flash, the reason vets HAVE to go to the VA for healthcare is because the health problems occurred after joining the military. If you don't go to the VA, then they don't help you and you get fucked over.

All in all, don't fuckin talk about shit you don't know. If you don't know jack shit about the United States military and why people join, then shut your fuckin mouth.
#9 - babaskeep (05/18/2016) [-]
#43 - these people only know the gryffindor and slytherin Trump …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2016 on /tv/ sorts Trump -2
#47 - anon (05/18/2016) [-]
That's one interpretation, however

Hillary's a bitch, but she's got the kind of antisocial smarts you'd need for Ravenclaw.

Trump's passion would clench him a spot in Gryffindor.
#5 - Don't start now im always aware when im dreaming and i dev…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/17/2016 on /b/ has a dream +22
#82 - kanyesfishsticks (05/18/2016) [-]
Same here. Ever since I started lucid dreaming I don't have restful sleep. Lucid dreaming loses it's novelty pretty fast too.
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#65 - infinitereaper (05/18/2016) [-]
Correlation and causation and that jazz, try getting screened for narcolepsy.
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#81 - MuahahaOfLore (05/18/2016) [-]
not sleeping is insomnia
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#136 - infinitereaper (05/19/2016) [-]
Narcolepsy can fuck with your sleep cycles, at the very least, a sleep study can tell you what kind of waves your having. Also, alcohol speeds up your heart rate.
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#137 - MuahahaOfLore (05/19/2016) [-]
but red wine makes me sleepy
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#56 - thrifty (05/18/2016) [-]
Sounds worthy of a write-up if you ask me.
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#80 - MuahahaOfLore (05/18/2016) [-]
what do you mean by write up?
#101 - zandersave (05/18/2016) [-]
i think me means meds
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#105 - MuahahaOfLore (05/18/2016) [-]
I hear sleep meds permanently mess with your cycles
i would rather go the Red Wine route