glad i could help

Now this is a story, all about when
how i got into trouble and jail again
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
About how i became a better Pedobear
In city of 4chan, born and raised
the playground is where i spent most of my days
chillin out spying peeping all cool
looking through a window into the school
when a guy named Hansen who was up to no good

started to mess with my manhood
I raped one little kid and the feds got scared
i got locked up in a jail and escaped plans i prepared
I whistled to my pedohomie and when he came near
i saw a little girl in his van and her face filled with fear
if anything i could say that this was 100% luck
when i opened the door and she asked for a fuck
I pulled up to the playground at about 7 or 8
and i yelled to my homie "this was pure fate"

i looked at the kids, all frolicking in the grass
and i ran in there and raped them in the ass

Now this is a story of me on xbox live
i spent my days on it, never had wives.
I played MW2, had stimulus package
used an ACR, my kills were massive!
Played halo 3, mythic map pack
i got pwned and shouted "Hey, You Hack!"
Played Fallout 3 in a world of nukes
got a nice headshot, it werent no fluke!
I played Nazi Zombies, on world at war
please rate this up, cos im a thumbs whore!

In the West Neverlands I was born and raised,
On the playground is where I jacked off most of my days,
You know chillin out, checkin out, relaxing all cool,
Touching my balls outside of the school,
When a couple of lollies, who were looking real good,
Didn't read the warning in their neighborhood,
I touched one little girl and her mom got scared,
She said "I'm calling the feds, you sick pedobear!"

Now this is a story, all about how
Squidward was a cashier and now
I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there.
I'll tell you how squidward got fucked like a bear.
In Bikini Bottom, born and raised
On the clarinet is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out maxed and relaxing all cool
Until some retard moved in next to my pool
He was an average guy, up to good
Starting making noises in my neighborhood! So I fucked his ass with a rake and now. I'm a damn cashier, allow me to take a bow.

wait that was me that just said no one wants a bow from you, wat just happened i forgot to sign in so it changed my name to Bieber's #1 Fan WTFFTWGTFOSTFUsfnhjdslfbvjl/dfvlmdgjfmd/gj/se'gf just happened?

oh my god thats fucking epic. in the 4th line try changing pubic to pube...matches the rhythm better

somebody screenshot it........

Really don't care. And pedopotato. You may not like Twilight. I didn't say I liked the movie. I HATE..the movie. I like the book. Thats all.

The more you comment, the more we thumb down.

cool how will we agree on the thing do you have facebook skype or something

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

thats getting old

YOUR GETTING OLD im staying the same age my whole life cause im special

nt u the other guy

oh..............srry

ITS OK *gives pie to kind sir*

why thank you good sir

u are welcome *gets nother pie* CHEERS!!!

CHEERS

*eats*

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

NOMIDY NOMIDY NOM

same with me and children.....bing bang boom fucking done

what were you gonna do, give the donut back for a refund? no, u were gonna eat it so wtf?

file it under D for donut.