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#66 - I like how people think that its not every news show on tv. Bu… 04/30/2014 on FOX News in a Nutshell +6
#10 - Faggotry of the same fellow. 04/22/2014 on 4chin /fit/ 0
#60 - "Maybe now girls will listen to me talk about how fake th… 04/22/2014 on Smart, fucking smart +2
#23 - This is my backround ATM  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Forget Frozen, THIS is best... +31
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#44 - psykobear (04/15/2014) [-]
You have a very tall computer monitor.
#66 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
What is a phone?
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#135 - psykobear (04/15/2014) [-]
Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.
#57 - Looks like we gotta ban knives now. Good bye triangle sandwich…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2014 on I applaud 0
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#124 - makedonski (04/10/2014) [-]
They have less right angles than an uncut sandwich.
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#67 - myjeren (04/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, because so many people lost their lives here.
#143 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
Oh yeah a bunch of kids just got mutilated, but since they didn't die we don't have to make anything safer.
#25 - Honestly my mouth fell open. I feel as if I have seen the Gold… 04/09/2014 on jackpot +1
#39 - Yea I guess that's true man. But to me it just seems like one … 04/07/2014 on Wait a minute.... 0
#17 - I know its a "Take as' photo. but shouldn't they be flinc…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Wait a minute.... 0
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#29 - mnorker (04/07/2014) [-]
Depends how quick and if any noise was actually made.
Even me saying that, true there may have been reaction that's if they fully acknowledged the event. Sometimes things happen and if you're focused on one thing enough you don't notice another. I've watched two friend have a full conversation with someone and not noticed the bartender punch someone in the face until the (deserving) victim landed on me. The bartender and Idiot had been arguing for half an hour. Top volume.
#39 - MrGordon (04/07/2014) [-]
Yea I guess that's true man. But to me it just seems like one of those four people's eyes would have atleast jumped to it. But I could be wrong. Just seems weird
#23 - Just goes to show ya fellas....not all cowboys can last 8 seconds. 03/11/2014 on He just wanted to have a... 0
#3 - Please tell me she actually said that?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on Ellen killed it last night +26
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#4 - agrani (03/04/2014) [-]
She did
She also demanded money for pizza
She crashed twitter
She mocked Jennifer Lawrence for falling
god i love her