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Apparently the definition of white knighting has changed over the years.comment
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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: ps3, ps2, xbox, sold the others
Video Games Played: Kingdom Under Fire: The Crusaders, Dragon Age Origins, Dragon Age 2, Never Dead, Madden 12, Kingdoms of Amalur, Dues Ex, Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas, probably just about every rpg on the ps2, and a bunch on xbox
PSN: deadiron2594
Interests: reading, eating, sleeping, playing video games
Date Signed Up:4/12/2010
Last Login:9/15/2014
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#2657 - so 11111 is bad.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2014 on /tabletop/ +1
User avatar #2666 - turtletroll (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah that would mean all 5 actions failed.

Some whacky stuff has happened so far and if you get a lucky roll then you can do some pretty funny shit
User avatar #2668 - MrDeadiron (08/14/2014) [-]
What makes an action pass, Like a 5?
User avatar #2670 - turtletroll (08/14/2014) [-]
Caffeinecomissar decides

It depends on your technology and other factors
#2653 - How does this work?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/13/2014 on /tabletop/ +1
User avatar #2656 - turtletroll (08/14/2014) [-]
Well right now the rules are very simple but later on its going to get more complex

Basically you state which actions you want to take in your turn. and then roll 5. You get 5 actions you can make in your turn

For example. *roll 5*

1.Expand north
2. Improve roads
3. Raise army
4. Enslave local villagers
5. Party hard.

And the roll you get decided to what extent these 5 actions succeed.
User avatar #2657 - MrDeadiron (08/14/2014) [-]
so 11111 is bad.
User avatar #2666 - turtletroll (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah that would mean all 5 actions failed.

Some whacky stuff has happened so far and if you get a lucky roll then you can do some pretty funny shit
User avatar #2668 - MrDeadiron (08/14/2014) [-]
What makes an action pass, Like a 5?
User avatar #2670 - turtletroll (08/14/2014) [-]
Caffeinecomissar decides

It depends on your technology and other factors
#36 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 08/13/2014 on She's a Witch! +1
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#49 - noooooooooo (08/13/2014) [-]
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#32 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 08/13/2014 on She's a Witch! +5
#57 - mathmanchris (08/13/2014) [-]
HARAM!
#34 - noooooooooo (08/13/2014) [-]
#36 - MrDeadiron (08/13/2014) [-]
#37 - noooooooooo (08/13/2014) [-]
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#49 - noooooooooo (08/13/2014) [-]
#52 - zomgroflmao (08/13/2014) [-]
#63 - megayoming (08/13/2014) [-]
#51 - That's exactly what liberals and conservatives are, they are a…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on anon goes to the mall with... 0
#69 - sexuality (08/13/2014) [-]
Keyword being almost, you can be a liberal without being like the individuals mentioned by OP (or, tumblrfags) and you can be a conservative without being a member of the Tea Party (the extreme right).

That's all I'm saying.
#12 - Gotta love the NYC subway system. 08/13/2014 on u wot? 0
#106 - I hope she does know that if you starve yourself it actually b… 08/13/2014 on Muh genetics +1
#67 - I get wanting to **** a porn star, but who would …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/13/2014 on facebook gold +8
#84 - helgheimftw (08/13/2014) [-]
they are regular people who get to have the best hobby in the world as their job
#79 - iscrewbabies (08/13/2014) [-]
Why the fuck not?
They're just regular people who have a job.
User avatar #347 - nywrestler (08/13/2014) [-]
Personally I don't like lots and lots of other guys dicks in and around my girlfriends mouth/ass/vagina.
#411 - anonymous (08/13/2014) [-]
you know, thats just because relationships are all about attention.

if your gf isnt giving you enough attention or gives someone else more, youd probably leave her.

even if shes a pornstar, you can still be with her if she gives you the most attention out of anyone else..
#350 - iscrewbabies (08/13/2014) [-]
And many people can look past that.
Just because you wouldn't want it, does that mean nobody should date them?
User avatar #361 - nywrestler (08/13/2014) [-]
I didn't say no one would want to. Just say why I (and likely others) wouldn't be interested in it.
#364 - iscrewbabies (08/13/2014) [-]
Ye, I know, sorry.
I have a killer headache, so I'm a bit of a bitch to deal with right now.
#1028244 - Implying anyone would want to be his best friend, 08/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#192 - This basically asking how retarded I am. 08/13/2014 on What level are you? 0
#2417 - Let's be honest most people don't play tabletop games, they on… 08/12/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#21 - I would agree with this post if it didn't imply that other peo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on pretty much -1
User avatar #56 - icollectraresbro (08/13/2014) [-]
Well according to tumblr they do
#46 - this game* 08/12/2014 on Zombies vs Housewives 0
#45 - So a game about the zombie apocalypse would only work if the z…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on Zombies vs Housewives 0
User avatar #46 - MrDeadiron (08/12/2014) [-]
this game*
#261 - Yes pleas  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on caffeinecommissar's profile 0
#262 - caffeinecommissar (08/12/2014) [-]
The Confederacy of Carnica
A bureaucratic hell hole, ruled by an iron fist dictator. A land where it is a miracle anything can get done when you need to fill out a formulae to do anything, yet somehow they stand strong.

Location: Baltic
Colour: #BF0000
#259 - So how does rolling a nation up work?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/12/2014 on caffeinecommissar's profile 0
#260 - caffeinecommissar (08/12/2014) [-]
1. Nation name.
2. Colour and/or flag, the flag is used to generate the colour if they are similar.
3. A brief description of the nation.
4. Location, mark it on a blank world map or use this.

Do you need an example?
#263 - konradkurze (08/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #265 - caffeinecommissar (08/12/2014) [-]
Accepted, you should have received a mention with more info www.funnyjunk.com/tabletop/2395#2395 .
User avatar #261 - MrDeadiron (08/12/2014) [-]
Yes pleas
#262 - caffeinecommissar (08/12/2014) [-]
The Confederacy of Carnica
A bureaucratic hell hole, ruled by an iron fist dictator. A land where it is a miracle anything can get done when you need to fill out a formulae to do anything, yet somehow they stand strong.

Location: Baltic
Colour: #BF0000
#2353 - BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! 08/11/2014 on /tabletop/ +1
#99 - >hfw 08/11/2014 on POP Goes The Weasel +2
#2343 - The color schemes not bad though. 08/11/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#2341 - Eww Tau.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #2342 - lordgeneral (08/11/2014) [-]
she chose it. I tried to correct her get her interested in the imperial guard, but eh
User avatar #2343 - MrDeadiron (08/11/2014) [-]
The color schemes not bad though.
#93 - >Be lvl 1 Wizard Warforged >Have to escape from pris… 08/11/2014 on Dice Shaming 0
#28 - If they only fed him steak they wouldn't be omnivores. 08/11/2014 on Vegans +1
#26 - No, they're not. They lack necessary proteins and vitamins an… 08/11/2014 on Vegans 0
#214 - I get why Marvel changes characters for the sales, but I don't… 08/10/2014 on marvel vs dc marketing 0
#2292 - I still haven't forgiven your butt.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #2293 - finblob (08/10/2014) [-]
deal with it
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User avatar #641 - kokkoderrisch (09/06/2014) [-]
Jews 666 Feminist agenda corrupt media men are harassed NWO
User avatar #642 to #641 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
Try harder with the baits mate.
User avatar #643 to #642 - kokkoderrisch (09/06/2014) [-]
Are you implying that this is bait?
User avatar #635 to #634 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
ecomp lel
User avatar #636 to #635 - ecomp (08/28/2014) [-]
;)
User avatar #637 to #636 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
He's got some issues man.
User avatar #638 to #637 - ecomp (08/28/2014) [-]
Ye, but I just recently made peace with him (I won). He's gonna stop asking mods to ban me, and I'm just gonna go about as normal. lel ecomp wins again

btw are you still wanting to play the nation game?
User avatar #639 to #638 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Nah is k just make me world ruler and all is good.

After I've championed your cause of course.
User avatar #640 to #639 - ecomp (08/28/2014) [-]
Lol, then you might wanna roll soon. Next turn is a Civil War.
User avatar #632 - finblob (07/03/2014) [-]
forgive my butt
User avatar #633 to #632 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #622 - thewitchking (06/20/2014) [-]
Hey bro Mount and blade Warband is on flash sale...
User avatar #623 to #622 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
whats your steam?
User avatar #625 to #624 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
i added you
User avatar #626 to #625 - thewitchking (06/20/2014) [-]
accepted ;)
User avatar #627 to #626 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
there you go
#628 to #627 - thewitchking (06/20/2014) [-]
Holy 						****					 thanks man!
Holy **** thanks man!
User avatar #629 to #628 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
np
User avatar #618 - thewitchking (06/19/2014) [-]
So I thought some other guy gifted me warband.
But he didn't
I hope you will tho.
User avatar #619 to #618 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
when it hits 75 *****
User avatar #620 to #619 - thewitchking (06/19/2014) [-]
Alright.
Its just that this guy said to me he sent it
funnyjunk.com/videogames/973837#973837

He lied...
User avatar #621 to #620 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Yea most people on vgb are faggots.
User avatar #615 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Foodfight! (2012) Watch this
User avatar #616 to #615 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
What is this?
User avatar #617 to #616 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
A movie
User avatar #631 to #617 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Why would you do this to me?
User avatar #609 - saltyfries (05/04/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #610 to #609 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #612 to #610 - saltyfries (05/04/2014) [-]
skype me phaggit
User avatar #613 to #612 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
y
User avatar #614 to #613 - saltyfries (05/04/2014) [-]
cuz we only skyped for like 5 minutes the other day, hell i forgot why u wanted to skype me
User avatar #611 to #610 - saltyfries (05/04/2014) [-]
you mad
User avatar #608 - saltyfries (05/03/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #607 to #606 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
You're a whore. Not kidding.
#602 - darthblam (01/21/2014) [-]
Nothing against you, but this friend request is a bit.. random.
Nothing against you, but this friend request is a bit.. random.
#603 to #602 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
I thought what you said on the tardoosa post was funny and spot on
#604 to #603 - darthblam (01/21/2014) [-]
Alright, cool.   
Sorry, I've become paranoid of seemingly random friend invites, some people have used it to go on a spree of thumbing down all my comments and content, seriously.
Alright, cool.
Sorry, I've become paranoid of seemingly random friend invites, some people have used it to go on a spree of thumbing down all my comments and content, seriously.
#605 to #604 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
Wut?  I had this one guy on the the site stalk my comments and thumb them down because I said his friend was a faggot and couldnt join my steam group, so trust me I understand.
Wut? I had this one guy on the the site stalk my comments and thumb them down because I said his friend was a faggot and couldnt join my steam group, so trust me I understand.
User avatar #601 to #600 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
mhmhm yes go on
User avatar #596 - alexanderburns ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
I just had a thought and I don't know where to put it so I'm going to **** it on you.
I ******* need an Xcom EU clone that's in the Dragon Age world/universe/whatever during a Blight.
User avatar #597 to #596 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
There isn't one. There's a pay2win game on the ipad that's kinda like that.
User avatar #598 to #597 - alexanderburns ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
I SAID THAT I NEED ONE, NOT THERE IS ONE. AS IN, IT'S A DREAM GAME. LIKE, HOLY **** , YOU'RE MORE RETARDED THAN ALL THE RETARDS IN RETARDIA.
JUST ******* KILL YOURSELF ALREADY AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM FURTHER RETARDATION.
User avatar #599 to #598 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
Ok.
User avatar #589 - alexanderburns ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Holy **** , everything I like is better than anything you play ever.
User avatar #590 to #589 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
what are you even talking about?
#591 to #590 - alexanderburns ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
**alexanderburns rolled a random comment #11 posted by malvolio at More feels ** :
User avatar #592 to #591 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Stop trying to get into my pants.
#593 to #592 - alexanderburns ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
**alexanderburns rolled a random comment #7460382 posted by kokanum at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
Need help with that~
User avatar #594 to #593 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Alex
User avatar #595 to #594 - alexanderburns ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
**alexanderburns rolled a random comment #7 posted by anonymous at Feels ** :
lol she's only 15 and he proposed
#585 - tarekmig (12/12/2013) [-]
You're getting this on your christmas to clean your dirty vagina
User avatar #586 to #585 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
pls give dickhole cleaner
User avatar #587 to #586 - tarekmig (12/12/2013) [-]
The thing works either way
User avatar #588 to #587 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
good
User avatar #578 - sannukas (12/03/2013) [-]
what are those numbers?
User avatar #580 to #578 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
those arent even your real coordinates
User avatar #581 to #580 - sannukas (12/04/2013) [-]
What makes you think that?
User avatar #582 to #581 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
because its in the middle of a road way surrounded stores
#583 to #582 - sannukas (12/04/2013) [-]
I live with the ninja turtles.
User avatar #584 to #583 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
pls y u dp dis 2 me
User avatar #579 to #578 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
excuse me if i didnt think youd send me your lat and lon
#572 - dragx (12/02/2013) [-]
Hey bby <3
User avatar #574 to #572 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
I see how it is you comment once and then never respond
User avatar #575 to #574 - dragx (12/02/2013) [-]
lol bby no.
Its not like that, this is no one night stand. I just love you to much.
sorry I'm fighting a war against my cousin and other negroes on VGB.
User avatar #577 to #575 - cousin (12/02/2013) [-]
You're losing... badly.
User avatar #576 to #575 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
mhm sure
User avatar #573 to #572 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
oh hi there
User avatar #532 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
What up, butt stallion.
User avatar #533 to #532 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
nm fagboi
User avatar #534 to #533 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Get an Xbox
User avatar #535 to #534 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
no xbox is gay get a better cpu
User avatar #536 to #535 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
I prefer gay things
User avatar #528 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
I'm better than you at every game ever.
User avatar #529 to #528 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
You may be better at sucking cock
#530 to #529 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
**alexanderburns rolled a random comment #87 posted by lot at i have reasons ** :
#531 to #530 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
**MrDeadiron rolled a random image posted in comment #271973 at Shin Anime Social Board **
#524 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
**alexanderburns rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at ... ** Do you play any musical instruments?
**alexanderburns rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at ... ** Do you play any musical instruments?
#525 to #524 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
**MrDeadiron rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at Abra **
#526 to #525 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
**alexanderburns rolled a random comment #500 posted by andovaredoras at Pretty boy ** :
**alexanderburns rolled a random comment #500 posted by andovaredoras at Pretty boy ** :
#527 to #526 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
**MrDeadiron rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at New Annual Event **
**MrDeadiron rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at New Annual Event **
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