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Mr Texas

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Gender: male
Age: 30
Date Signed Up:2/19/2009
Last Login:10/27/2009
Location:Panama City Beach FL
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 289 total,  337 ,  48
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Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 28 Content: Peasant → Level 29 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 138 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 139 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
Subscribers:1
Content Views:3885470
Times Content Favorited:1262 times
Total Comments Made:118
FJ Points:79
Favorite Tags: LMAO (41) | lol (40) | lmfao (34) | fail (27) | win (18) | hilarious (17) | WTF (14) | owned (11) | haha (10) | funny (8) | pwned (7) | Commercial (6) | Crash (6) | death (6) | man (6) | Men (5) | sex (5) | Balls (4) | Beer (4) | black (4)
Well I'm back now! I decided to take up truck driving, so I'm starting a new series of shows called truck stop documentaries where I'm gonna talk shit to every lot lizard, gay truckers, and the bubbas just to test their reactions to the asshole I'm about to become! Stay tuned!

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    IN THE FAAAAACCCCE!!!! IN THE FAAAAACCCCE!!!!
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latest user's comments

#49 - How is this racist? Every black person knows...black people do… 08/12/2009 on Words +2
#55 - I'm neither desperate...nor lonely...but I must insist the con… 08/11/2009 on LOLOLOL WHAT? +10
#16 - Like...by a year? 08/07/2009 on RockChick's profile +1
#171 - Stayzer! Fire muh lazer! 08/07/2009 on stayzer's profile 0
#24 - Well, since we're playing imaginary games...throw up the peace…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/07/2009 on RPS 25 Outcomes +22
#44 - anon (08/08/2009) [-]
The C-C-C-Combo Breaker became unoriginal after it was featured and when someone tries to use it to seem original they just look like retarded assholes.
#39 - anon (08/07/2009) [-]
your dads imaginary
#38 - anon (08/07/2009) [-]
C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker
#32 - anon (08/07/2009) [-]
your mum is imaginary...... turns out she was just the maid
#31 - anon (08/07/2009) [-]
your penis is imaginary.......
#30 - anon (08/07/2009) [-]
u sir are correct jesus is imaginary :)
#26 - snaredrummer (08/07/2009) [-]
you will burn well.
#25 - anon (08/07/2009) [-]
thanks, brah.
#6 - Sup chief!?! You need to get some more stuff on here man! You'… 08/07/2009 on InflictorOfPain's profile 0
#2 - Lmao, right? 08/06/2009 on School System +1
#55 - Nah, unless you're in that mindframe of I'm a thirty-five thou… 08/04/2009 on Mr Texas's profile -1
#153 - Hell, I don't know man. Maybe they don't hate on you on this s… 08/04/2009 on stayzer's profile -2
#78 - Hey man, whaaaat's happening. So, how does it feel to have no …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2009 on Starvin Marvin's profile -9
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#79 - Starvin Marvin (08/04/2009) [-]
Self prostitution doesn't count as a job and im soo sure you have that much money, Learn to lie before trying to act smug you douchebag~
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