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Mr Texas

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 29
Date Signed Up:2/19/2009
Last Login:10/27/2009
Location:Panama City Beach FL
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 288 total,  336 ,  48
Comment Thumbs: 383 total,  754 ,  371
Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 28 Content: Peasant → Level 29 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 138 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 139 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
Subscribers:1
Content Views:3880170
Times Content Favorited:1262 times
Total Comments Made:118
FJ Points:79
Favorite Tags: LMAO (41) | lol (40) | lmfao (34) | fail (27) | win (18) | hilarious (17) | WTF (14) | owned (11) | haha (10) | funny (8) | pwned (7) | Commercial (6) | Crash (6) | death (6) | man (6) | Men (5) | sex (5) | Balls (4) | Beer (4) | black (4)
Well I'm back now! I decided to take up truck driving, so I'm starting a new series of shows called truck stop documentaries where I'm gonna talk shit to every lot lizard, gay truckers, and the bubbas just to test their reactions to the asshole I'm about to become! Stay tuned!

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latest user's comments

#49 - How is this racist? Every black person knows...black people do… 08/12/2009 on Words +2
#55 - I'm neither desperate...nor lonely...but I must insist the con… 08/11/2009 on LOLOLOL WHAT? +10
#16 - Like...by a year? 08/07/2009 on RockChick's profile +1
#171 - Stayzer! Fire muh lazer! 08/07/2009 on stayzer's profile 0
#24 - Well, since we're playing imaginary games...throw up the peace…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/07/2009 on RPS 25 Outcomes +22
#44 - fefe (08/08/2009) [-]
The C-C-C-Combo Breaker became unoriginal after it was featured and when someone tries to use it to seem original they just look like retarded assholes.
#39 - fefe (08/07/2009) [-]
your dads imaginary
#38 - fefe (08/07/2009) [-]
C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker
#32 - fefe (08/07/2009) [-]
your mum is imaginary...... turns out she was just the maid
#31 - fefe (08/07/2009) [-]
your penis is imaginary.......
#30 - fefe (08/07/2009) [-]
u sir are correct jesus is imaginary :)
#26 - snaredrummer (08/07/2009) [-]
you will burn well.
#25 - fefe (08/07/2009) [-]
thanks, brah.
#6 - Sup chief!?! You need to get some more stuff on here man! You'… 08/07/2009 on InflictorOfPain's profile 0
#2 - Lmao, right? 08/06/2009 on School System +1
#55 - Nah, unless you're in that mindframe of I'm a thirty-five thou… 08/04/2009 on Mr Texas's profile -1
#153 - Hell, I don't know man. Maybe they don't hate on you on this s… 08/04/2009 on stayzer's profile -2
#78 - Hey man, whaaaat's happening. So, how does it feel to have no …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2009 on Starvin Marvin's profile -9
User avatar #79 - Starvin Marvin (08/04/2009) [-]
Self prostitution doesn't count as a job and im soo sure you have that much money, Learn to lie before trying to act smug you douchebag~
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User avatar #76 - LunarChyld (09/25/2010) [-]
Hey Mr. Texas!! Tell UT to get it's ass in gear dammit!!!
User avatar #75 - burton boy (11/02/2009) [-]
sweet your back!
#74 - fefe (10/15/2009) [-]
mr. texas has tucked his tail between his legs and ran away
User avatar #72 - Dizer (09/20/2009) [-]
YEEHAH*fires guns in the air*
User avatar #71 - burton boy (09/09/2009) [-]
good job on making to to 2nd
User avatar #70 - billybob (09/04/2009) [-]
lol its beavis
User avatar #69 - leanne (08/22/2009) [-]
you stupid cum sucking monkey!!!!!!!
#65 - fefe (08/10/2009) [-]
you suck dick for Christmas!
User avatar #68 to #66 - Razgris (08/18/2009) [-]
or explains if it was girl/guy....cuss the suckin part can be either totally GAY!!! or rather interesting
User avatar #67 to #66 - go weegee (08/11/2009) [-]
Nor does it make any sense.
User avatar #66 to #66 - RedDawn (08/10/2009) [-]
thats no nice
User avatar #64 - onejamaican (08/10/2009) [-]
< mai face
User avatar #62 - twindudekiller (08/06/2009) [-]
yo thats cool i have a life kinda i have alot of friends and i got sponcered by ubisoft and i am quitting funny junk
#73 to #62 - fefe (10/04/2009) [-]
ya ******** i bet ur a fat kid who is dumb as **** and spend his days eating pizza and telling his mom to get him more monsters so he can play x box all night with his friends
User avatar #61 - Razgris (08/05/2009) [-]
dont know why you say that people hate you.....but you have great stuff and youre in the top ten, so say it proud..say it loud.........SURPRIZE...BUTTSECKZ!!!! sorry....i was trying to say: ........um.............damn..... i forgot it, well see YAH!!
#59 - fefe Comment deleted by Mr Texas [-]
#58 - fefe Comment deleted by Mr Texas [-]
#53 - fefe (08/04/2009) [-]
Hey man, whaaaat's happening. So, how does it feel to have no life either? I mean...here I am sitting at my $83,000/yr job on my lunch-break putting up funny things I make and find, and some person of such higher stature that their identity has to be covered by an anonymous name comes and informs me of my loserness. I would like to have a life. I really would! But when I reply for questions about life and what I should do to fulfill their dreams of who I should be...I never hear from them again! All my life my parents told me to get a college degree, and I got two of them instead just to be that much better! I just feel like my whole life has amounted to only this one accomplishment of becoming in the top 10 on funny junk. And they hate me!
#56 to #53 - fefe (08/04/2009) [-]
HaHaaa! Sounds like you speak from experience. I've been in the Dallas area and would have to guess more than 50k trophy style gold-diggerettes exist. Be careful, and wear your Jimmy Hat. ;-)
User avatar #55 to #53 - Mr Texas (08/04/2009) [-]
Nah, unless you're in that mindframe of I'm a thirty-five thousand dollar millionaire. Then you'll blow all of your money and marry one out of 50,000 trophy wives here and go into over $100,000 in debt from her alone. Just look at a Ferrari and a model. In the long run...the Ferrari's actually cheaper
#54 to #53 - fefe (08/04/2009) [-]
83k per year in the Dallas area = poverty.
#50 - SenorTaCKos **User deleted account** (07/31/2009) [-]
hahaha aww dont get your panties in a bunch just because of a picture hahaha how old are you since you like to talk about balls you homo
#63 to #50 - fefe (08/07/2009) [-]
god you ******* wish texas...
User avatar #60 to #50 - stayzer (08/05/2009) [-]
SenorTaCKos you just got ****** up
User avatar #52 to #50 - Mr Texas (08/03/2009) [-]
He who is without testicles, fears testicle jokes. He who does not fear testicle jokes, has enlarged testicles. Keep the talk up and my testicles will crash upon your face like a swinging wrecking ball slamming into a puny little building.
#47 - SenorTaCKos **User deleted account** (07/30/2009) [-]
hey fag i didnt steal your ****** picture so stop bitchin about it you ****** cunt
User avatar #51 to #47 - InsaneSociopath (08/01/2009) [-]
You just got OWNED Senor Retard! Sit the **** down Shut the **** up ROFL
User avatar #49 to #47 - Mr Texas (07/31/2009) [-]
Wow...I was about to be a smartass, but I saw that you're barely even 13. I wouldn't be much of a man if I were to knock on someone who hasn't even dropped their balls yet. Much less even spiked their first pubic hair.
#44 - fefe (07/28/2009) [-]
hey you gotta be gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you say space monkey loser!!!!!!!!
User avatar #48 to #44 - stayzer (07/30/2009) [-]
Anon you just got ****** up
User avatar #45 to #44 - Mr Texas (07/28/2009) [-]
I'm guessing the rule of "it takes one to know one" applies to you?
#41 - fefe (07/23/2009) [-]
bring back **************
#40 - Aeirus **User deleted account** (07/23/2009) [-]
rawr
#38 - fefe (07/23/2009) [-]
you my fried all yor vids are su[er funny all rofls
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