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Mozzak

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:12/28/2014
Location:Nigraland
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#23 - You will be remembered. 09/20/2014 on Rip 4Chan +20
#50 - I can't believe 4chan is actually getting it's **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on 4Chan 0
#62 - anonymous (09/20/2014) [-]
"It cant happen here", says the first to fall.
#25 - People are constantly complaining about how girls only like gu…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Fame Digger Prank! +9
User avatar #54 - Indoknight (09/20/2014) [-]
That's fine and all but I don't see what women bring to the table besides a smile and a stretched out vagina.
User avatar #57 - Mozzak (09/21/2014) [-]
Well I'm assuming you've been around the wrong kind of girls for a bit too much time to even consider the fact that not all of them are complete idiots. That's fine, I used to think so too, but I'm positive that you'll meet a few that will keep you good company, comfort you when you fuck up, offer useful advice to important matters and basically help you make good decisions instead of stupid ones, and of course offer a smile and a vagina along with it. I think that's worth it. Just don't go with the really hot ones if you're under 25 because they're most likely going to turn you down cause their male evaluation systems are basically broken and they have extremely high standards + if you manage to hook up with one of those, she's very likely to cheat and that's for sure judging from the previous experiences of myself and some people I know.

Girls can sometimes be awesome. You don't NEED them, you can live a perfectly good life without them but just picking one that at least keeps your life quality the same as it used to be is fine.
#30 - xyzlegend (09/20/2014) [-]
#15 - Picture 09/20/2014 on triked! +6
#36 - Comment deleted 09/19/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#35 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#36 - Mozzak has deleted their comment.
#26 - **** you for this. 09/19/2014 on Ugly the Cat +8
#23 - Thank you very much 09/19/2014 on EA's upcoming release +1
#22 - His partner is an idiot. 09/19/2014 on EA's upcoming release +2
#39 - Plus and minus what the **** ? 09/19/2014 on so dumb +3
#48 - Probably the same person 09/18/2014 on Honesty is the BEST Policy! +1
#15 - Let's rape all women so they realize it's not so bad 09/17/2014 on How Could We Stop Him -2
#46 - Painting a car like a cop car is illegal, I think. 09/17/2014 on Cop Car (desc) 0
#108 - Picture 09/17/2014 on Too Spooked +7
#128 - Ze germans sind unrickrollablen 09/17/2014 on A sad day in the internet... +2
#40 - Picture 09/17/2014 on Hiptsu hoptsu, away flies... +1
#61 - What the **** man? I'm not trying to change anyon… 09/17/2014 on Queen of Whoresville 0
#33 - By quoting Leviticus in claims that "THE BIBLE SAYS SO&qu…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Queen of Whoresville 0
User avatar #37 - xtrmbragnrytz (09/17/2014) [-]
By quoting the bible and trying to make everyone change their minds you're a fucking retard.
User avatar #61 - Mozzak (09/17/2014) [-]
What the fuck man? I'm not trying to change anyone's mind, I'm just saying that Leviticus is completely different than the modern Bible. It's fucking insane and radical. Judging by your profile picture I don't perceive you as a hardcore christian so I don't understand what your problem is.
User avatar #38 - valyn (09/17/2014) [-]
Agreed, but if you've read any of Leviticus, its batshit insane. You should be stoned to death for shaving, not rotating your crops, or even wearing mixed fabrics
User avatar #39 - xtrmbragnrytz (09/17/2014) [-]
I've heard that Deuteronomy is pretty insane aswell. Never read the book and don't plan to. I't just fun hearing all the batshit insane quotes
User avatar #70 - subaqueousreach (09/17/2014) [-]
So you form your opinion on hearsay of biased readers and out of context quotations rather than reading through it for yourself and forming your own knowledgeable opinion.

I'm not a fan of religion by any means, far from it, but at least I take the time to properly understand it and figure out why it is the way it is.

You're no better than the people who blindly follow it's scripture.
User avatar #74 - xtrmbragnrytz (09/17/2014) [-]
I just spectate. it's funny.

same way people watch anime for the "Plot"
#84 - Alcohol is the oldest known social-booster and it will help yo… 09/17/2014 on this comic explaines it... +3
#47 - Talk to the butt cuz da face ain't listenin 09/16/2014 on Mutha fuckin REKT +2
#186 - Meh I think I would, I know they sometimes change names but us…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on anon needs tech support 0
#190 - gokusdog (09/16/2014) [-]
Most viruses are annoying and windows does let it change its filename to things like CSRSS and Explorer.exe, just wait until you get a persistent RAT and have to get it removed with someone who knows what their doing.
#15 - Well when I check my processes tab I don't see anything I do n…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2014 on anon needs tech support 0
#102 - gokusdog (09/15/2014) [-]
Processes can hide them selves and change the names to something like CRSS or Internet Explorer or Chrome.exe something you wouldn't notice or even see
User avatar #186 - Mozzak (09/16/2014) [-]
Meh I think I would, I know they sometimes change names but usually windows doesn't let them take names like explorer.exe or something so crucial for the functionality of the operating system. And if I have my chrome on I expect it, but if I don't, I'd most likely shut the process off. I never use the anti-virus. If I have a rogue process that turns on on windows start up and I can't get rid of it, I'll just use the Process Blockers which is a pretty cool and simple program to blacklist a process.
#190 - gokusdog (09/16/2014) [-]
Most viruses are annoying and windows does let it change its filename to things like CSRSS and Explorer.exe, just wait until you get a persistent RAT and have to get it removed with someone who knows what their doing.
#103 - gokusdog (09/15/2014) [-]
CSRSS*
#8 - Anyone who gets his computer infected with a virus is probably…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/15/2014 on anon needs tech support +1
User avatar #86 - lunarmage (09/15/2014) [-]
Same here. Any problems I've had on my computers have always been hardware-related or me trying to program and fucking up miserably like this one time in PHP I forgot to close a loop and overloaded my host's MySQL server . Even then it's usually just me forgetting to remove the dust from the ventilation or something
User avatar #70 - doomedalive (09/15/2014) [-]
if ye run windows, you'll probably run Windows Defender without even knowing it
User avatar #57 - mrtallguy (09/15/2014) [-]
You don't drunk download vidya games do you..
#14 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
I bet you DO have somthing working in the background. FunnyJunk has problems with infections every now and again.
User avatar #15 - Mozzak (09/15/2014) [-]
Well when I check my processes tab I don't see anything I do not recognize
#102 - gokusdog (09/15/2014) [-]
Processes can hide them selves and change the names to something like CRSS or Internet Explorer or Chrome.exe something you wouldn't notice or even see
User avatar #186 - Mozzak (09/16/2014) [-]
Meh I think I would, I know they sometimes change names but usually windows doesn't let them take names like explorer.exe or something so crucial for the functionality of the operating system. And if I have my chrome on I expect it, but if I don't, I'd most likely shut the process off. I never use the anti-virus. If I have a rogue process that turns on on windows start up and I can't get rid of it, I'll just use the Process Blockers which is a pretty cool and simple program to blacklist a process.
#190 - gokusdog (09/16/2014) [-]
Most viruses are annoying and windows does let it change its filename to things like CSRSS and Explorer.exe, just wait until you get a persistent RAT and have to get it removed with someone who knows what their doing.
#103 - gokusdog (09/15/2014) [-]
CSRSS*
#11 - cocopopsonfire (09/15/2014) [-]
same here, if i do get a virus it takes 2 minutes to find and remove

and yet every one keeps trying to 'advise' me to install antivirus

#35 - Every human would reflexively attempt to block or dodge that 09/15/2014 on now that's an acceptable... 0
#42 - I can't believe you just did that 09/09/2014 on The first one was better +1

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User avatar #20 - energyman (06/01/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #21 to #20 - Mozzak (06/01/2014) [-]
Hello there!
User avatar #22 to #21 - energyman (06/01/2014) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - Mozzak (06/01/2014) [-]
I'm in the middle of a bad breakup with my girlfriend of 1 year, how about you my good sir?
User avatar #24 to #23 - energyman (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm k
User avatar #16 - akho (11/01/2013) [-]
You should die negro fagget
User avatar #17 to #16 - Mozzak (11/03/2013) [-]
why
User avatar #18 to #17 - akho (01/02/2014) [-]
I don't know why I keep saying that....
User avatar #15 - sweg (08/01/2013) [-]
Can i have your FJ points? you don't play the Items game.
User avatar #14 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #19 to #14 - akho (01/02/2014) [-]
You moron, go get your own items
User avatar #13 - pajsor (08/09/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard my cunt hair fell out
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