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#201 - 2scared2login (08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.
Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
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|#211 - You're gonna be okay. Make her take pills though, it's che…||07/30/2013 on Thank fuck||0|
|#206 - Die, cancer.||07/30/2013 on Thank fuck||-1|
|#203 - I'm not trying to be a **** but a pregnancy test … [+] (2 new replies)||07/30/2013 on Thank fuck||0|
#211 - Mozzak (07/30/2013) [-]
Make her take pills though, it's cheap, safe and you don't have to use a condom all the time. I know I've been through hell and back multiple times until I talked her into it.
Condoms alone just aren't enough, they're overrated actually.
Good luck buddy.
Oh, and never fuck a religious girl (without all the protection available) or you're done forever. (those would never kill anything in them, not even a fucking tapeworm.)
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#101 - 2scared2login (07/10/2013) [-]
I love helping animals, fast forward 32k dollars, get Associates in Animal Science (everyone knows if you actually like working with animals, being a Technician and not the Veterinarian is the place to be), on a daily basis I get exposed to plenty of zoonotic (animal to human) diseases, I work with hazardous chemicals, I get exposed to x-ray radiation, bio hazard, aggressive animals (fuck cats, FUCK CATS!), make 9 dollars an hour (minimum wage is like 8 bucks here). I love doing it but everyday it is still WORK!
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