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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:7/24/2014
Location:Local butcher shop
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Comment Ranking:#7251
Highest Content Rank:#764
Highest Comment Rank:#2050
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Times Content Favorited:798 times
Total Comments Made:1636
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#30 - Comment deleted 01/22/2014 on some teens stupidity is off... 0
#35 - Picture 01/22/2014 on Silly Otters..... +9
#5 - result  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2014 on (untitled) +106
#12 - wumbido (01/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - cuppycakechick (01/22/2014) [-]
It only has one boob!
#276 - I FUCKING HATE TOMATOHEADS. Now before all you ketchuplov…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2014 on (untitled) +16
User avatar #442 - loopzoop (01/25/2014) [-]
Fuck you I love tomatoes.
#281 - acemrhawk (01/22/2014) [-]
Magnificent bastard
#44 - I might come off as an asshole but the majority of guys I know…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on Fuck Society +2
User avatar #83 - hyeroshi (01/21/2014) [-]
I feel like maturity plays a bit of process in it, although I agree with you. A majority of the stoners I know are a bit slower than others and don't really know what a consequence is, but a few of them are average or above and pretty well mannered.

An ex of mine would often go through bouts of depression after smoking. I think it probably has a different effect on everyone, probably depending on some chemical in the brain.
#15 - I can't believe people can be this irritating to me. 01/21/2014 on God +1
#61 - Get outta here copycat.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2014 on What I learned on FJ today... +3
User avatar #77 - gabrielgray (01/17/2014) [-]
For all we know it could be the same guy with a new account.
User avatar #95 - adifferentjones (01/17/2014) [-]
nope
#189 - I hate Asians. There we go! 01/17/2014 on Need to Read 0
#1836 - Anytime sweety! 01/13/2014 on FJ poll 0
#17 - Picture 01/10/2014 on So i found this.. +1
#758 - I like you. Probably because you're from Scotland.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2014 on FJ poll +1
User avatar #1801 - NinjaSharkie (01/10/2014) [-]
Why thank you random stranger.
#1836 - Mozzak (01/13/2014) [-]
Anytime sweety!
#11 - What the fuck is wrong with everyone's spelling?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Never Give Up 0
User avatar #13 - pikminpoo (01/09/2014) [-]
Social website they want to comment something fast and they don't have to worry about spelling and the consequences.
User avatar #12 - Einsty (01/09/2014) [-]
Facebook.
#49 - *leaves comment violently* 01/09/2014 on Oh the pain 0
#150 - Picture 01/05/2014 on i wonder if they were sent... +1
#17 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 01/05/2014 on captioned a tv show, yes +17
#23 - ichbinzweijahrealt (01/05/2014) [-]
Fuck you man. Do you know how many time have I been waiting to use that gif? It's been in my reaction folder for a lot of time and now you beat me to it. Now I will have to wait another thousand years to use it. No hate, jk
#28 - dekbedovertrekset (01/05/2014) [-]
Fucking fuck!, same here. Posted it, scrolled down, saw this, mfw
#34 - jumperzero (01/05/2014) [-]
ego?
#56 - shadowbreech (01/05/2014) [-]
No, just that nobody wants to be a copycat so seeing you effectively just copied someone else is an upsetting thing to notice
User avatar #77 - newforomador (01/05/2014) [-]
That's not what he meant. The .gif in the comment he replied to is the shaking face of a youtube user named egoraptor. Unless you were making a joke, in which case, completely disregard what I just said.
#140 - shadowbreech (01/06/2014) [-]
Oh, my bad... I'll just go crawl back under my rock now...
#109 - jumperzero (01/05/2014) [-]
so here's the breakdown. Ichbinzweijahrealt and dekbedovertrekset (fuck those are long and hard to type) both posted a gif of ms.Canada getting drunk under a table. Dekbedovertrekset then used a gif of egoraptor while describing his dismay at posting the same gif that someone else did. At this point, i ask if it is egoraptor, and then shadowbreech, understandably, misinterprets my response as my mocking of dekbedovertrekset for, presumably, being angry at ichbinzweijahrealt, all of which was false, but other parties had no real way of knowing that without a frame of refrence, e.g. knowing who egoraptor is and what he looks like well enough to tell that that is infact him from such a small portion of the face. It was then, at this point in the conversation that you, newforomador, entered in, trying to dispel any anger that might have arisen within shadowbreech as a direct result of his understandable and forgivable misunderstanding/misinterpretation of my short-winded comment, which was an inquiry to dekbedovertrekset, which its self was a reply to ichbinzweijahrealt. I then proceeded to create this breakdown of the encompassing kerfuffle that has just taken place.

TL;DR read it fagget.
#135 - dekbedovertrekset (01/05/2014) [-]
This, in fact, is totally true and I can't blame people for my actions nor can I alter the past to make it seem like it never happenend, but you sir, apart from this exquisite analysis, have made I tiny little mistake about the .gif in dispute. It was in fact the .gif from victorious that got posted by me which, at that point, was already submitted to the comment section. But despite that tiny misinterpretation I thank you kindly for this explanation.
#143 - jumperzero (01/08/2014) [-]
my will shant be broken, nor my spirit quenched! The fires of my mind burn brightly in all whom i impress my self on, and the blood in my veins is the molten quicksilver lovechild of my humors. I shall not break first.

TL;DR you tried.
#57 - Just because it's animated doesn't mean it's for kids. Maybe j…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2014 on The moment you realised... +1
User avatar #65 - dumdumduu (01/03/2014) [-]
It really grinds my gears when people consider animations childrens' movies (and calls them cartoons x__x).

I mean, whoever says that, must never have watched one. Most of the jokes are obviously meant for adults. And most of the times they require several watchthroughs to completely appreciate the nuances of the film, much more so than normal, non-animated films.
User avatar #91 - brrigg (01/03/2014) [-]
oh let me rephrase, it's a family movie, a movie that is made for children, but they include subtle humor that adults will catch on to so that they are entertained as well.
#17 - God I love black people 01/03/2014 on darn tootin +2
#14 - *Sues internally* 12/31/2013 on Suing intensifies 0
#64 - Noooo haha, that's totally not true, I'm not admin... haha. … 12/30/2013 on oh shit +1
#79 - I doubt this is less worse than... less worse than... … 12/29/2013 on Part 2 +3
#119 - But does she know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch? 12/23/2013 on Impressive 0
#80 - Picture 12/17/2013 on i am a member now it worck! +2
#74 - I was thinking of modern Russia.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on invading Russia, tactical... 0
#75 - flarenight (12/14/2013) [-]
true but i think the content refers to germanies invasion into russia during WW2
#69 - Excuse me, but the Russians have far superior technology than …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/14/2013 on invading Russia, tactical... +4
#103 - durkadurka (12/14/2013) [-]
Pic related.
User avatar #93 - xyxoz (12/14/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter. The Russians stab you with a pike.
#73 - flarenight (12/14/2013) [-]
world war 2. only about 1 in 3 russians actually had a gun... a lot of them acutally held brooms as froma distance they kinda looked like guns. and once you tie a knife to the end of it you get make shift pikes.
User avatar #119 - skeptical (12/14/2013) [-]
fucking badass
User avatar #74 - Mozzak (12/14/2013) [-]
I was thinking of modern Russia.
#75 - flarenight (12/14/2013) [-]
true but i think the content refers to germanies invasion into russia during WW2
#311 - I can't believe I actually thought of a nigger. 12/11/2013 on let me into your mind +34

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User avatar #20 - energyman (06/01/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #21 to #20 - Mozzak (06/01/2014) [-]
Hello there!
User avatar #22 to #21 - energyman (06/01/2014) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - Mozzak (06/01/2014) [-]
I'm in the middle of a bad breakup with my girlfriend of 1 year, how about you my good sir?
User avatar #24 to #23 - energyman (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm k
User avatar #16 - akho (11/01/2013) [-]
You should die negro fagget
User avatar #17 to #16 - Mozzak (11/03/2013) [-]
why
User avatar #18 to #17 - akho (01/02/2014) [-]
I don't know why I keep saying that....
User avatar #15 - sweg (08/01/2013) [-]
Can i have your FJ points? you don't play the Items game.
User avatar #14 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #19 to #14 - akho (01/02/2014) [-]
You moron, go get your own items
User avatar #13 - pajsor (08/09/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard my cunt hair fell out
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