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Mozzak    

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:8/18/2014
Location:Local butcher shop
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#257704 - sugar is gay 05/11/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#257669 - I'm gonna poop in the garden 05/11/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#257543 - Watchhogs: the gathering 05/11/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#257467 - My sperm is like a car, if you have it painted it's probably Toshiba 05/11/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#257376 - You're not admin but thanks 05/11/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#257357 - Robert De Niro 05/11/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#257320 - AMDIN I WORK FOR THE CIA AND I CAN TRACK UR IDENDITY WITH UR VOICE  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
User avatar #257338 - yaboybtrue (05/11/2014) [-]
The fuck is an amdin?
User avatar #257357 - Mozzak (05/11/2014) [-]
Robert De Niro
#257282 - Admin, will I ever have kids  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on PARTY ROOM +1
User avatar #257307 - yaboybtrue (05/11/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #257376 - Mozzak (05/11/2014) [-]
You're not admin but thanks
#257245 - There's something about your voice that makes me **** … 05/11/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#23 - thesimonved sounds like a bro too.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2014 on I wanna touch it. +1
#24 - thesimonved (05/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #30 - thatonesouthernkid (05/12/2014) [-]
i am just gonna go out and say it, since we're being all open and stuff, but thatonesouthernkid seems like a real douche.
User avatar #54 - catburglarpenis (05/12/2014) [-]
I wasn't going to say anything.
#21 - Don't worry, I'm not missing out on beer at all. Liver wou…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/11/2014 on I wanna touch it. +3
User avatar #22 - thesimonved (05/11/2014) [-]
Mozzak sounds like a bro
User avatar #23 - Mozzak (05/11/2014) [-]
thesimonved sounds like a bro too.
#24 - thesimonved (05/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #30 - thatonesouthernkid (05/12/2014) [-]
i am just gonna go out and say it, since we're being all open and stuff, but thatonesouthernkid seems like a real douche.
User avatar #54 - catburglarpenis (05/12/2014) [-]
I wasn't going to say anything.
#16 - MFW I smoke and someone posts what healthy lungs look like  [+] (21 new replies) 05/11/2014 on I wanna touch it. +138
User avatar #85 - forgottenmyshorts (05/12/2014) [-]
Well its never too late to stop
User avatar #61 - tommythecatt (05/12/2014) [-]
I suggest Vaping. I was a heavy smoker and managed to get down to a pack a week this way.
User avatar #93 - Mozzak (05/12/2014) [-]
I've been a smoker for about 5 or 6 years now and my lung capacity grew to 1 minute 34 seconds being relaxed underwater using diver techniques (short breaths, then hyperventilating). Without that I can do about 1 minute 5 seconds. When I wasn't smoking my capacity was about 1 minute too. Most smokers I know can hold their breath for 10-30 seconds. I never met a non smoker that can hold his breath longer than me. I'm not a diver but I enjoyed holding my breath underwater as a child, when taking a bath or swimming so I guess that's why smoking didn't have a big impact on my capacity.
User avatar #90 - Mozzak (05/12/2014) [-]
Tried it, didn't buy a pack of cigs for about a month, then I slowly started to come back to it. Figured that I'd rather smoke a plant with thousands of supposedly dangerous chemicals that are known to have a chance to kill you than a piece of metal that hasn't yet been tested. Maybe I'm being retarded on that one but that's what I think about vaping.

My uncle died from lung cancer and hasn't smoked a cigarette in his life, lived in a smoke-free environment too, so the danger is still there whether you smoke or not. So why not smoke!? + studies have shown that most cancer patients are ex-smokers that stopped smoking a few years before they got cancer.

I don't know man, I have a bunch of theories about all that stop smoking propaganda.


User avatar #114 - garymotherfingoak (05/12/2014) [-]
the exaggeration of anti smoking "propaganda" is relatively minor, less than most commercials.
User avatar #121 - Mozzak (05/12/2014) [-]
I read somewhere that some studies have shown that when you quit smoking and later come back to it, you smoke more than you used to. They also said that this is what anti-smoking propaganda is all about and that tobacco companies profit a lot from it.
Some people actually quit forever, but it's really rare. My best friend quit forever and other people I know quit for a year or two but then came back to smoking.
User avatar #122 - garymotherfingoak (05/12/2014) [-]
...the hell?

that first point is certainly debatable, but the latter about tobacco comps. i've never heard.
#106 - ramnarainy (05/12/2014) [-]
You can vape PG or VG with nicotine in it. The chemicals in the flavorings is what scares people about vaping. PG van be found in inhalers and VG is used safely in alot of consumables. but im not sure if it is safe to be inhaled. many people think so and say its thee best. maybe research on vaping and maybe you will like it. it can be helpful
User avatar #84 - mutzaki (05/12/2014) [-]
I suggest sucking (more) dick. It takes care of the oral fixation and will get you down to a pack every two weeks. It worked wonders for me.
User avatar #91 - Mozzak (05/12/2014) [-]
I agree with mutzaki. Penis is notorious for releasing a shitload of endorphin when you put it in your mouth, it makes you happier and will probably help you quit.
#38 - DontDeleteMeAgain (05/12/2014) [-]
wanna see a neat trick?
#53 - catburglarpenis (05/12/2014) [-]
You're fucking hilarious.
#36 - sirkanesixtytwo (05/12/2014) [-]
*breathes deeply*
User avatar #25 - breaken (05/12/2014) [-]
Sucks for you ::takes deep breath::
#20 - wyattgc (05/11/2014) [-]
**wyattgc rolled image** You smoke? Gross Just have a beer like real men.
User avatar #21 - Mozzak (05/11/2014) [-]
Don't worry, I'm not missing out on beer at all.
Liver would be nice too.
User avatar #22 - thesimonved (05/11/2014) [-]
Mozzak sounds like a bro
User avatar #23 - Mozzak (05/11/2014) [-]
thesimonved sounds like a bro too.
#24 - thesimonved (05/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #30 - thatonesouthernkid (05/12/2014) [-]
i am just gonna go out and say it, since we're being all open and stuff, but thatonesouthernkid seems like a real douche.
User avatar #54 - catburglarpenis (05/12/2014) [-]
I wasn't going to say anything.
#16 - Why is that ****** pushing that poor man in the cement? 05/11/2014 on 1 like = 1,4 prayer +1
#49 - Picture 05/10/2014 on Cancer under electron... +4
#66 - Why are you whispering  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Desc. 0
User avatar #69 - DiabloStrawhat (04/27/2014) [-]
He's probably just nervous, don't take it out on him
User avatar #67 - somethingpants (04/27/2014) [-]
Your guess is as good as mine.
#53 - Nope, the video doesn't have any ads on.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Desc. 0
User avatar #65 - somethingpants (04/27/2014) [-]
Some people on YouTube still earn money without ads on their videos. The view traffic is still counted, but less so. Though, as far as I know it's only verified YouTubers so I'm not sure why this kid is getting shit.
User avatar #66 - Mozzak (04/27/2014) [-]
Why are you whispering
User avatar #69 - DiabloStrawhat (04/27/2014) [-]
He's probably just nervous, don't take it out on him
User avatar #67 - somethingpants (04/27/2014) [-]
Your guess is as good as mine.
#208 - Picture 04/27/2014 on Jealous woman is jealous +3
#232 - Oh my god I'm completely in love with this animation style. 04/16/2014 on just justin bieber eating... +1
#62 - I guess I'm one of the few who got the reference.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #63 - teegoogilycoffeeme (04/13/2014) [-]
What it is?
#63 - Here's the perfect looping version  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on #rekt +1
User avatar #252 - AnFour (04/13/2014) [-]
do you have obama one?
#190 - Picture 04/10/2014 on It's 2:27 AM and I can't... +4
#73 - I just have to find a way to jerk off stealthily now.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Polarized stealth monitor +1
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#85 - Yanks 04/08/2014 on Dem titles +1
#220 - Yeah, the adrenaline probably played a big role in his reactio…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2014 on What the fuck is wrong with... 0
User avatar #222 - kievaughnb (04/03/2014) [-]
It seems to go over his rib cage and possibly his skull, which could definitely cause fractures, but as he's young, if there was any real damage to the bone, it was probably greenstick fractures in his ribs and maybe a few cracks elsewhere. Either way, the resiliency of his body at the age that he is almost surely accounted for the fact that he didn't sustain a serious spinal injury.
#94 - The woman isn't that badly injured actually, maybe some fractu…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2014 on What the fuck is wrong with... +10
User avatar #197 - kievaughnb (04/03/2014) [-]
Not necessarily. It rolled over his spine, which probably escaped most of the damage because of the shock absorption resulting from his rib cage being flexible. If anything, the kid has some broken ribs and possibly some disc damage in his spine. Either way, he could very well have sustained some bad injuries but had enough adrenaline and a lack of a serious spinal cord injury that allowed him to jump up and go see what the fuck happened to his mom or whoever that is in relation to him.
User avatar #220 - Mozzak (04/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, the adrenaline probably played a big role in his reaction because, whether or not he broke something, that shit's gotta hurt like a bitch.
But I think the wheel went over his neck?
User avatar #222 - kievaughnb (04/03/2014) [-]
It seems to go over his rib cage and possibly his skull, which could definitely cause fractures, but as he's young, if there was any real damage to the bone, it was probably greenstick fractures in his ribs and maybe a few cracks elsewhere. Either way, the resiliency of his body at the age that he is almost surely accounted for the fact that he didn't sustain a serious spinal injury.

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User avatar #20 - energyman (06/01/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #21 to #20 - Mozzak (06/01/2014) [-]
Hello there!
User avatar #22 to #21 - energyman (06/01/2014) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - Mozzak (06/01/2014) [-]
I'm in the middle of a bad breakup with my girlfriend of 1 year, how about you my good sir?
User avatar #24 to #23 - energyman (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm k
User avatar #16 - akho (11/01/2013) [-]
You should die negro fagget
User avatar #17 to #16 - Mozzak (11/03/2013) [-]
why
User avatar #18 to #17 - akho (01/02/2014) [-]
I don't know why I keep saying that....
User avatar #15 - sweg (08/01/2013) [-]
Can i have your FJ points? you don't play the Items game.
User avatar #14 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #19 to #14 - akho (01/02/2014) [-]
You moron, go get your own items
User avatar #13 - pajsor (08/09/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard my cunt hair fell out
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