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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:9/16/2014
Location:Local butcher shop
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Highest Comment Rank:#2050
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#50 - Such ****** photos of such a beautiful subject 06/12/2014 on Blue color in all variants 0
#175 - Comment deleted 06/09/2014 on Anons sex life 0
#53 - Wow he's got a really good economy going on there, better than… 06/02/2014 on 133 Billion Dollar you say -1
#44 - I'm pretty sure it's in video because it doesn't matter as muc… 06/02/2014 on ZUES! 0
#38 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on ZUES! 0
#39 - toncheky (06/02/2014) [-]
Party hard.
#36 - No. They scan from the lower area upwards, the phone is tilted…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2014 on ZUES! 0
#41 - thoughtspot (06/02/2014) [-]
I meant relative to the camera's position. and it doesn't matter if it's photo or video, because it has to scan the light in order to reproduce it.
User avatar #44 - Mozzak (06/02/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's in video because it doesn't matter as much if it's taking a picture as you can increase or decrease the shutter speed and get an equally exposed image. It happens in video because of the way your screen reproduces a sequence of images.
#34 - The picture was taken with the phone in a vertical, 90 degree … 06/02/2014 on ZUES! +2
#113 - I love you 06/01/2014 on fuckin always 0
#23 - I'm in the middle of a bad breakup with my girlfriend of 1 yea…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on Mozzak's profile 0
User avatar #24 - energyman (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm k
#267 - Good, I'm coming over there to get rid of kebabs once and for all 06/01/2014 on family dinner 0
#15 - hi!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on pandylandcomics's profile 0
#16 - pandylandcomics (06/01/2014) [-]
#21 - Hello there!  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Mozzak's profile 0
User avatar #22 - energyman (06/01/2014) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #23 - Mozzak (06/01/2014) [-]
I'm in the middle of a bad breakup with my girlfriend of 1 year, how about you my good sir?
User avatar #24 - energyman (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm k
#1475 - ****** 06/01/2014 on Let's make friends 0
#151 - Wait, are Serbians really that common in Norway? Did I even ge…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2014 on family dinner 0
User avatar #219 - thanesyrdahl (06/01/2014) [-]
lol, dont

lots of easterners here. i honestly havent met any serbians, but theres albanians, ukranians, bosnians, macedonians, etc etc etc.



and lets not forget all the kebab



also watch out for the albanian mafia
User avatar #267 - Mozzak (06/01/2014) [-]
Good, I'm coming over there to get rid of kebabs once and for all
#81 - Funnyjunk is either slowly turning me gay or making me beat th…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on Modern Feminism 0
User avatar #120 - economic (05/30/2014) [-]
Why the 'Or" and not an "And'?
#444 - .i. 05/30/2014 on ASCII art contest 0
#50 - OH MY ******* GOD 05/28/2014 on There will be feels felt... 0
#43 - I've been expecting the bad car physics, you can tell this fro… 05/28/2014 on Putting the "Wat" In Watch... +1
#42 - Nope, I roll with GTX740 05/28/2014 on Putting the "Wat" In Watch... +1
#31 - Oh boy, I've been pirating this ****** whole day …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Putting the "Wat" In Watch... -1
#40 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
Glad you saved the money, Ubishit gave us yet another overhyped game. It's kind of like GTA, just a a lot less to do and more arcade feeling. Also the car physics are horrible.
User avatar #43 - Mozzak (05/28/2014) [-]
I've been expecting the bad car physics, you can tell this from the way the cars look, I'm just hoping to get some fun out of it I guess
#36 - harrywarden (05/28/2014) [-]
If you have an AMD graphics card, good luck with that.
User avatar #42 - Mozzak (05/28/2014) [-]
Nope, I roll with GTX740
#55 - Thanks for backing me up bro. Yep, that's what I had in mind.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on No title 0
User avatar #60 - ninjaroo (05/28/2014) [-]
You're welcome bro.
#18 - It should actually take more than that bro. Depending on what …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2014 on The "title" of the post 0
#19 - divineminx (05/28/2014) [-]
No bragging here. I'm unimaginative, and very new to Garage band. Basically i'm just trying to get used to the program + the newest update, so i was messing with a project, when i got asked if someone could use it for their art slideshow thingymagick.

It's hard finding imagination doe
User avatar #23 - lycoris (05/28/2014) [-]
sauce?
#41 - divineminx (05/29/2014) [-]
Mikakunin de Shinkoukei (Engaged to the unidentified)

Sweet little romance with a tiny supernatural element to it.

Ost is catchy as fuck though, that's where the gif's from.
#17 - I've been playing the double bass and the violin for about a d… 05/28/2014 on The "title" of the post 0
#37 - Well **** the forests then 05/28/2014 on Something to think about +1
#20 - Oh sweet lord I can't believe ******* vegans comp…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/28/2014 on No title +1
User avatar #35 - wthree (05/28/2014) [-]
I can't believe that you actually mean "Vegetarian".
User avatar #39 - ninjaroo (05/28/2014) [-]
I'm going to go out on a limb and say he meant vegans.
Especially given they tend to be more militant about the whole thing.
User avatar #55 - Mozzak (05/28/2014) [-]
Thanks for backing me up bro. Yep, that's what I had in mind.
User avatar #60 - ninjaroo (05/28/2014) [-]
You're welcome bro.

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User avatar #20 - energyman ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #21 to #20 - Mozzak (06/01/2014) [-]
Hello there!
User avatar #22 to #21 - energyman ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - Mozzak (06/01/2014) [-]
I'm in the middle of a bad breakup with my girlfriend of 1 year, how about you my good sir?
User avatar #24 to #23 - energyman ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm k
User avatar #16 - akho (11/01/2013) [-]
You should die negro fagget
User avatar #17 to #16 - Mozzak (11/03/2013) [-]
why
User avatar #18 to #17 - akho (01/02/2014) [-]
I don't know why I keep saying that....
User avatar #15 - sweg (08/01/2013) [-]
Can i have your FJ points? you don't play the Items game.
User avatar #14 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #19 to #14 - akho (01/02/2014) [-]
You moron, go get your own items
User avatar #13 - pajsor (08/09/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard my cunt hair fell out
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