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Mozzak

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:5/20/2015
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#340 - **Mozzak used "*roll faggots*"** **Mozzak rolls Phanact** 03/08/2015 on most dpressed user +1
#12 - Holy crap. Is it legal tender?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/06/2015 on engineers +3
User avatar #19 - telmerthisisasix (03/06/2015) [-]
Can you even un-legalize a bill?
User avatar #22 - iamthetoaster (03/06/2015) [-]
Only if you there are none left in circulation. or almost litterally none, i.e. it's a collectors item only.
User avatar #24 - yodaiam (03/06/2015) [-]
No i dont think even then. If it was before currency was standardized then yeah, but besides that i dont think so
User avatar #25 - iamthetoaster (03/06/2015) [-]
I guess the only way for them to do it is if they could confirm that there are actually no more in circulation, and that's literally impossible, so yeah. On a theoretical level, they could, in practice, hell naw.
User avatar #26 - yodaiam (03/06/2015) [-]
yeah
User avatar #13 - yodaiam (03/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, but you can sell them to collecters for more. I think like $750 but idk exactly
#10 - There is no such thing as a $500 note.  [+] (26 new replies) 03/06/2015 on engineers +18
#81 - anonymous (03/07/2015) [-]
I love how you wrote this instead of searching Google. not
#39 - holywars (03/07/2015) [-]
The fuck you talking about had to
User avatar #74 - rainbowtrucker (03/07/2015) [-]
Is that Canadian money?
User avatar #80 - holywars (03/07/2015) [-]
It's about as valuable as Canadian money
User avatar #14 - darksideofthebeast (03/06/2015) [-]
I thought the same... But I was assured by someone at the bank and my mother (who used to work in accounting) that they did indeed exist. They did away with them simply because it's too much money on one bill.
#11 - yodaiam (03/06/2015) [-]
yes there is
They are rare now and worth more than their face value
#63 - stepsword (03/07/2015) [-]
How much is their face value?
User avatar #65 - yodaiam (03/07/2015) [-]
Face value is the value on the bill (500) but, as I said, It can be sold for more
User avatar #53 - becauseoprahsaidso (03/07/2015) [-]
that could buy many chicken tendies
User avatar #55 - yodaiam (03/07/2015) [-]
What is the exchange rate from USD to Good Boy Points?
User avatar #40 - plutarkus (03/07/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_denominations_of_United_States_currency
Here are larger. like a USD5000 bill...

I studied in boarding school in switzerland, and here it wasn't rare to see CHF1000 bills, which are equivalent to USD1014. Once we withdrew one of them and went to the nearest Mcdonalds with a drive thru and paid 1 cheeseburger with it making the cashier count money for the next 5-10 mins to be sure she was returning CHF996.

Fun times
User avatar #42 - yodaiam (03/07/2015) [-]
Ive seen them. I wish i had some
#28 - awesomenesss (03/07/2015) [-]
I vaguely remember getting to hold one of these when working at a concession stand one time. I have no idea why this guy wanted $500 worth of candy but we fucking gave it to him.
User avatar #29 - yodaiam (03/07/2015) [-]
you should have put 500 of your own dollars in the reigester and taaken the bill. Could have made quite a bit of money
#30 - awesomenesss (03/07/2015) [-]
I really wish I would have. Would've been a cool collectible. I really hope that guy didn't get diabeetus from all that candy.
User avatar #31 - yodaiam (03/07/2015) [-]
I know I wouldnt have even sold it. Its an awesome relic
User avatar #17 - greenmurderer (03/06/2015) [-]
Who's McKinley?
#35 - anonymous (03/07/2015) [-]
President , around 1900 got assassinated
User avatar #18 - roxasbaby (03/06/2015) [-]
Pres 1 or 2 before Teddy Roosevelt i think,
User avatar #12 - Mozzak (03/06/2015) [-]
Holy crap. Is it legal tender?
User avatar #19 - telmerthisisasix (03/06/2015) [-]
Can you even un-legalize a bill?
User avatar #22 - iamthetoaster (03/06/2015) [-]
Only if you there are none left in circulation. or almost litterally none, i.e. it's a collectors item only.
User avatar #24 - yodaiam (03/06/2015) [-]
No i dont think even then. If it was before currency was standardized then yeah, but besides that i dont think so
User avatar #25 - iamthetoaster (03/06/2015) [-]
I guess the only way for them to do it is if they could confirm that there are actually no more in circulation, and that's literally impossible, so yeah. On a theoretical level, they could, in practice, hell naw.
User avatar #26 - yodaiam (03/06/2015) [-]
yeah
User avatar #13 - yodaiam (03/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, but you can sell them to collecters for more. I think like $750 but idk exactly
#153 - Heartburn has nothing to do with the heart, but the acids in y…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2015 on Lust 0
#154 - mhypersonic (03/06/2015) [-]
well you don't think with your heart do you
#151 - You don't see a doctor for heartburn mate.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Lust 0
#152 - mhypersonic (03/05/2015) [-]
maybe you do if you are breathing heavey

thats some really tough heartburn
User avatar #153 - Mozzak (03/06/2015) [-]
Heartburn has nothing to do with the heart, but the acids in your stomach.
#154 - mhypersonic (03/06/2015) [-]
well you don't think with your heart do you
#1117 - Okay guys, I have a legit problem and need advice. I went … 03/04/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
#25 - Both are cunts 02/16/2015 on Owned +10
#150 - First of all, filming paid sex is illegal unless you own a lic… 01/30/2015 on How are these things legal? +4
#120 - Oh lord jesus please don't ever stop I've been laughing whole day. 01/25/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... 0
#193 - Showering is overrated anyways. 01/25/2015 on Aint that the truth +1
#9 - Picture 01/23/2015 on Nice +1
#159 - Top Ballsack Boner 01/23/2015 on Dong names 0
#42 - Picture 01/23/2015 on Disease comp +1
#3 - I really hate that warframe guy.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2014 on Pay the bills +1
User avatar #4 - commissarcrunch (12/26/2014) [-]
what?
#4 - Picture 12/26/2014 on do it anyways? +10
#19 - **Mozzak used "*roll cah answer*"** **Mozzak rolls That bas… 12/26/2014 on FJ News 0
#18 - **Mozzak used "*roll cah question*"** **Mozzak rolls In the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2014 on FJ News 0
User avatar #19 - Mozzak (12/26/2014) [-]
**Mozzak used "*roll cah answer*"**
**Mozzak rolls That bastard Jesus!**
#9 - Flying saucer  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2014 on Phrasing +9
#19 - hudis (12/27/2014) [-]
Jesus christ her voice
#18 - **Mozzak used "*roll cah answer*"** **Mozzak rolls Teaching… 12/26/2014 on chan-chan 0
#17 - **Mozzak used "*roll cah question*"** **Mozzak rolls It's o…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2014 on chan-chan 0
User avatar #83 - brcstar (12/27/2014) [-]
**brcstar used "*roll cah answer*"**
**brcstar rolls More than you can chew.**
User avatar #18 - Mozzak (12/26/2014) [-]
**Mozzak used "*roll cah answer*"**
**Mozzak rolls Teaching the bitch a lesson.**
#82 - Holy **** man 12/26/2014 on M'ailerons 0
#56 - Picture 12/26/2014 on Make it wet +3
#20 - You could mail us post-it notes with all roll options so we ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Easy Ways To Improve FJ +8
User avatar #22 - devilofscience (12/25/2014) [-]
Yes this! If not the stuff from the content then this would be acceptable.
#71 - Picture 12/25/2014 on (untitled) +1
#245 - OH MY GOD ARE YOU REALLY THIS IGNORANT 12/25/2014 on Soon. 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #20 - energyman (06/01/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #21 to #20 - Mozzak (06/01/2014) [-]
Hello there!
User avatar #22 to #21 - energyman (06/01/2014) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - Mozzak (06/01/2014) [-]
I'm in the middle of a bad breakup with my girlfriend of 1 year, how about you my good sir?
User avatar #24 to #23 - energyman (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm k
User avatar #16 - akho ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
You should die negro fagget
User avatar #17 to #16 - Mozzak (11/03/2013) [-]
why
User avatar #18 to #17 - akho ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
I don't know why I keep saying that....
User avatar #15 - sweg (08/01/2013) [-]
Can i have your FJ points? you don't play the Items game.
User avatar #14 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #19 to #14 - akho ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
You moron, go get your own items
User avatar #13 - pajsor (08/09/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard my cunt hair fell out
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